Fit for a Princess - Modern

We were almost not even in this round, but I am so glad we managed to squeeze in!

Many of you may not know this, but we're soon to be expanding some more modern lines, and these Ornate Chandeliers will be bridging that very nicely!

You'll find these 1 land impact chandeliers at the Fit for a Princess event for just 165L$~

3 lengths of chain and 2 types of chandelier are included.

The glass is tintable on them as well as 5 options for metals.

Of course, they're also copy & mod.

Stop by to get them today!

The Neighborhood - Seafarer's Cottage

Our Seafarer's Cottage has been a long anticipated adorable little loft building~!

It's only 200L$ today until 11:59pm as a part of the Neighborhood event.

It is only 14 LI at the size included which works best for normal avatars, but for larger avatars you may wish to stretch it to at least 17 LI for better ease of use.

It is Copy & Modify, Texture change with 3 roof options, 5 exterior, and 9 interior, plus totally tintable.

The footprint as is, is 15x15 which would leave it to be able to fit on your average 512sqm plot! Great for mainland plots.

We hope you like it & will consider picking it up at our main store!

Fifty Linden Fridays - Branch Gazebo

Branch Gazebo is famous as our landing spot for these past months, and such a popular item... but we've never sold it til today.

Only 8 LI at the above size (avatar pictured for scale), Copy & Mod, and totally original!

With revamped lower LI and better texturing with less issues, this version is ready for the market, and as a special deal we're offering it up for Fifty Linden Fridays!

So until 11:59pm Friday night, you can pick this up for only 50L$ inworld at our main store~

Pathway to 25L$ Tuesday!

Our all new release, Stoney Path Kit, is on sale today for just 25L$!

After this, it will remain at the regular price of 145L$!

It includes:

 3 levels of sloping straight

Straight flat

2 Curves

Semicircle

Squiggle

and a small piece!

It includes 4 dirt types and 6 stone options for full customisation, as well as 4 presets.

If that isn't enough, you also get the AO maps to add realistic shadowing to your own stone or ground textures!

All of this is only at 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT... And we don't put stuff for sale again after normally, so pick it up now!

Glass Crook Lantern Set!

This week for 25L$ Tuesday, we're offering up the Glass Crook Lanterns on discount until 11:59pm Tuesday night!

These super versatile pieces come in 4 rezzable options & a wearable lantern.

Optional Ivy is wound around the 3 grounded crooks with a multitude of texture options in addition to the 4 metals for all options.

Easy delete script keeps your lag low once you've got your lanterns set as you wish!

All rezzable pieces are just 2 land impact, only 1 if you remove the optional invisible light prim.

Copy & Mod - 100% Original Mesh like always!

Stop by before 11:59pm Tuesday & follow the green signs to pick up these at a great price before they go to full.

Genre - Shibebag

For this round of Genre, they chose the "Furry" theme.

This is a bit out of our normal fare, but it is so cute and great for those moments where you're lounging about in random places because at 1 LI, why not?

It has a handful of animations, 4 texture options, and is completely original mesh!

Pick it up for only 100L$ at this round of Genre - Furry.

Year-Round 25L$ Tuesdays!

A simple set of Log Pile props is this weeks 25L$ Tuesday item!

Only 1 land impact each, Copy / Mod, 4 Shapes & Fresh, Mossy, and Snowy texture options!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday, so do stop by~

Get your clutter on!

If you loved our Library Set for We Love Roleplay as much as we do...

You might also want to grab these Library Bookpiles for just 25L$ until 11:59pm Tuesday!

Only 1 LI for each of the 5 "Shape" options, with 6 texture options each~

Copy & Mod for your resizing pleasure!

Pick them up at the main store at the usual 25L$ Tuesdays "Green Tent"~!

The Library Set

Our Library Set was released yesterday at the always popular We Love Roleplay event!

This huge multipiece set includes the following, each in 5 wood options and 2 book texture options per shelf:

Scroll Desk [1 LI]

Scroll Shelf [1 LI]

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Skinny Double-Sided Bookshelf [2 LI]

Skinny 1-Sided Bookshelf Style A [1 LI]

Skinny 1-Sided Bookshelf Style B [1 LI]

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Wide Double-Sided Bookshelf [2 LI]

Wide 1-Sided Bookshelf Style A [1 LI]

Wide 1-Sided Bookshelf Style B [1 LI]

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Skinny Double-Sided Bookshelf with Desks [2 LI]

Skinny 1-Sided Bookshelf with Desk Style A [1 LI]

Skinny 1-Sided Bookshelf with Desk Style B [1 LI]

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And a matching chair with several studious animations!

Both Copy & Mod, this 12 piece set is merely 645L$ *but* for the month of May we're giving an additional 25% off at the We Love Roleplay location only~

We hope you enjoy this versatile set and are able to pick it up while the sale is on at We Love Roleplay!

Scrub a Dub Dub into The Neighborhood!

In continuing with the Washroom theme (there is more to come, too...)

As a lovely & simple accompaniment to our Washroom Cabinetry, we're releasing this Washroom Tub!

Washroom Tub comes with 2 versions, a "Solo" variant (with a plank across the top) and the "Regular" option which includes an additional seat (and land impact+1) as well as several couples washing and cuddling animations.

Copy & Mod with 4 texture options, this item is only 200L$ today until 11:59pm SLT at the main store.

50L$ Fridays!

It's our first time being in this very old discount day event called FLF or Fifty Linden Fridays!

For this week, we're offering our brand new "Washroom Cabinetry" with 5 texture options.

Only 1 land impact, Copy & Mod, and 100% Original Mesh like always!

It's only 50L$ until 11:59pm SLT Friday night though, so do hurry by before then to snag this deal.

New releases! Plantlife~

New plants and grass available now at Fantasy Faire~

These will be available in the main store sometime soon, but for now you can only get them at the Medhir Sim stall P at Fantasy Faire!

All texture change, low land impact, and Copy/Mod!

Tamsu & Nyarin plants are 145L$ each, and the grass pack is only 95L$!

If you like them, maybe also check out the Relay for Life exclusive tones also.

Fit for a Princess - Fleur Chair~

Fit for a Princess is open again, with the Floral round!

We've decided to offer up this Royal Fleur Chair with 8 very Princessy animations, oodles of texture options, and an amazingly meager 1 land impact!

It's only 175L$, and available exclusively at the Fit for a Princess event for its duration.

Available again!

If you missed out on our Desert Lounging Couch & Decorative Wall a few months back for The Fantasy Collective... Despair no more! It's available for purchase again.

A gorgeous middle eastern themed lounging couch and decorative wall. Each is copy & mod and of course, 100% original mesh with creative & bright baked textures.

Only 395L$~

2 land impact for the couch, and one per wall (dependent on size!) with multiple texture options for each.

Couch includes a mix of single (seats 2) animations, couples, and a few naughty ones, 18 'pairs' total!

A PG version is also included which removes the adult naughty menu for free.

You can find it now at our main store!

Fantasy Faire Releases!

This year for Fantasy Faire on the Medhir Woods sim, we're offering two unique & exclusive recolours of our (also new) Nyarin and Tamsu fantasy plants!

Each is just 75L$, 1 land impact, and Copy & Mod!

100% of the sale price goes to the American Cancer Society / Relay for Life!

You can find us on the North side of Medhir Woods in stall P.

A delicious and cozy 25L$ Tuesdays

Our latest 25L$ Tuesday item is out this week - the Firepit Set!

This three piece set is a versatile and timeless grouping of unscripted (low lag) 1 land impact pieces.

Both copyable and modifiable, you'll be able to pick this set up for just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight at our main store.

But remember, it goes up to full price after, so do hurry by~

Yar! Ahoy Captain~

The Captain's Lanterns is a set of 3 lanterns hanging off of ropes on hooks shapes.

These are available in wall and ceiling hook options

& are 1 LI each, Copy & Mod, and 100% Original Mesh

There is 4 metal options for the lantern/hooks.

This new release is available for only 195L$ in our main store!

25L$ Tues release~

It's that time! 25L$ Tuesdays is here again~!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT

Full price after~

We have another offering this week, the Fishy Rack

1 LI

Copy & Mod

100% Original Mesh

Detachable Bucket too~

Teleport to the main store and follow the signs!

The Fantasy Collective - Pirate!

This April 20th, The Fantasy Collective finally opened!

We have this supercute Leaky Boat Dock Set - Pirate Edition as a limited duration offer for the event~

This item CANNOT and  WILL NOT be sold for at least 3 months after the event, so please be sure to pick it up while it is going!

Only 275L$!

Included in this package is:

Leaky Boat Pathway Prop: Just a path with no scripts, no boats attached.

Leaky Boat Dock Prop: A pathway with no scripts and a boat of the theme you purchased.

Leaky Boat Prop: A prop version of the boat, no animations, no scripting.

Leaky Boat Dock - StandDel: A version of the dock with themed boat attached that when clicked by anyone offers to rez them a matching themed boat which lasts 45 minutes then deletes, and will also delete itself whenever no one is sitting on it. Boats only work on LL water, and not in mouselook. Seats 4. 

Leaky Boat Dock: Like above, except it will not delete itself when users stand. This is more beneficial for multiple stop travel. Still deletes itself in 45 minutes.

The prop variants are all modify, but due to the very real chance of breaking the scripts (any resizing or delinking/relinking will do this) for the working dock versions and what is rezzed, they are NOT modify. All of them are copyable.

StandDel version is for lessening clutter, but for multistop roleplay situations the regular version is also nice, it depends on how much you trust the users on your sim to not cause issue.

This set is drop and go, and there is no customisable options.

Teleport to The Fantasy Collective to purchase it today!

PSA: Customer Discount Revision - Coming Soon!

At Dysfunctional Designs, we have had a customer loyalty discount for quite some time as a bonus to our awesome customers.

Unfortunately, when we implemented it we had absolutely no idea how the store and sales would spiral out of control into a much bigger beast that it is today.

On the 21st of April (day after Easter) we will be revising and updating these discount tiers to be more evenly spread across instead of awkward increments and uneven tiering as we have now.

Our ultimate goal is to make a fairer, smoother spread bonus system that will benefit everyone in the long run.

 The system now almost penalises our most loyal customers in comparison to those who haven't spent as much, and we wish to fix this for everyone involved. Since we started off with a skewed base, there is vast diminishing returns after the 10% bracket. As in, the next tier up was double the L$ spent, but only a 3% increase.

Regardless, we're giving our customers this full weekend to make any last minute purchases at these tiers before we decide on and implement the new ones on Monday.

For many users, the current discount levels are more in your favor than some of those post change will be. We recommend taking advantage of this weekend.

Additionally, the cap will continue to be 20% off, as we hope you understand that in most cases the proceeds are split between three designers and we hope to pay each of them their fair share.

(Yes, to clarify, that means when you spend 60L$, each of us is only actually getting 20L$ of that purchase, less for each tier of this discount system)

While we understand that some customers may be upset by this change and we do apologise for any undue annoyance it may cause, we would like to stress that this system is not something we have to offer, but we do it because we appreciate our customers. We wish for the least upset over this as possible, thank you so much for understanding.

Again, thank you all for continuing to support us, your amazing feedback and patronage allows us to keep doing what we do. We love our customers!

Anke & Kalia