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Monday, April 30, 2012

It's been awhile, but! Horn Lighting is here!

Hey, it's been awhile since our last release, huh? Well, we've both been having computer issues, and I'm afraid the storm hasn't fully weathered over - but we managed to push some stuff out at least!

Since we're operating again (and I at least, am on a new PC) - I am sure you'll see more releases in the near future.

So let me tell you about my new releases, and don't forget to read the last part there as there is info on a free hunt item & a 30L$ item which will be available for 6 days...(about 10c USD, so practically giving it away!!)

New releases!!
Horn Wall Torch ->1 P.E. & 155L$
Horn Table Torch ->1 P.E. & 145L$
Horn Candelabra ->2 P.E. & 165L$
Horn Chandelier -> 3 P.E. (+1 for extender) & 215L$

All copy, no mod, unscripted & light emitting or non emitting versions.
Candelabra version on SALE from 1st-6th MAY for only 80L$ (over half off) at the Beltane Festival where we will also have more goodies (a hunt item & 30L$ item!!)

We have 2 stalls so you will need to visit both to find the hunt, 30L$, & half off candelabra.

The items are all available in world @ Our main store of Neyo
& online at Dysfunctional Designs on the Marketplace
-- You can also shop using your affiliate vendors!

Please come stop by and check them out, models displayed fully in the main store =)

Hope to see you soon,
Anke Hatchuk & Codered
Dysfunctional Designs

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Where are we?

It's been over 2 weeks since we released a normal product, I know - there is good reason...

We were working on bath tubs when we encountered sudden computer failing, and currently we have no files at all. Code, the other designer, is working fervently to come up with new designs which don't require the same texture set, but we don't know how long it will take.

It's a minor delay, but I have felt quite bad about it as we did legitimately have some great releases lined up.

Monday, April 9, 2012

25L$ Tues again

It's here again, 25L$ Tues!

Our other designers computer has crashed, so the ideas we had for this weeks round are out, but I improvised and have made a lovely tunic set for males & females. It is white featuring green accents and brown ties in the back, with either a short skirt (insert) or knee length option for both genders. It looks great on it's own or with pants/leggings.

I've included 2 unedited images so you can get a clearer example, it follows the 25L$ white/green colour theme and will probably only be available for 25L$ Tues, get it by Tues night or you wont see it for awhile/ever.

It has slightly longer sleeves, 3/4 length, and comes on pretty much all layers possible. Stop by and get it at Neyo!

Saturday, April 7, 2012

New Group Freebie :D

I set out to find a unique group freebie that people might like, especially something for both genders.

So I made a tunic for men and women alike, each has a specially sized belt and different textured top (men don't have boobs as it turns out, or nearly as wide hips...)

Now, I am no guy and I don't think you want to see my 'drag' costume (female skin on male shape) but here is me with the female counterpart. It's red with brown lining & black ties in the back. It looks really deliciously rustic and is awesome for just about anywhere! It can be used for Free & slave alike in Gor, and most everyone in normal RP environments. Layer it over a longer underskirt for a modest look, or take off the long skirt and use the 'insert' for a just barely covering (or over pants) look!

Best thing of all, is it's 100% free for my store group members, if you're not a part of it, please join today! There is a group inviter at almost all of our store outlets as well as our main store in Neyo... Oh and you can check my profile (anke hatchuk) for it, too.

Without further ado, pictures!

Friday, April 6, 2012

Freebies are always good

Anyone who has been in my store group, or known me for any amount of time knows I have some type of addiction to giving things away. I admit it too, I have some secret itch to give freebies away.

So I was a little irritable when I got complaints over freebies on the Marketplace, but mostly they're removed for now and I have moved them as well as some of the favorite old [DDD] freebies to a location on our sim. 

Right now there isn't a lot there, and some of it is mega old, like from 2006/2007 era of [DDD] - but some of it is newer, and I am adding more when I get to it. Two of the 'free avatars' are there, the slave one and the FW, and both have had their laggy as hell resizer scripts removed, and mod rights added. No one likes resizers anyways. They both still have basic hair, skin (old), AOs, and outfits. The slave one also has the really handy basic animator HUD, drop in animations, and use anywhere. Really handy for dances.

I also added a bonus easter tunic to the "Unisex" tunic box, it's in nicer colours (greens) so stop by and grab that, too.Well, I can't think of much else, except maybe that we are working on new releases and hopefully will have some bath themed items out and ready for you by the end of the weekend. We're also in 25L$ Tues next Tues, so more info on that later.

Oh! It's the /final/ day for the 30L$ Black Egg Hunt, it ends tomorrow, and we made a brand new item for it this round, it's pretty easy to find, so stop by our main store and grab it!

Not that I really think anyone reads this but...
Have a good Friday/weekend all!