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Saturday, June 28, 2014

The Neighborhood ~ Elegant Vanity!

A perfect accompaniment for our FLF item, the Washroom Double Basin set,
The Washroom Elegant Vanity is a gorgeous 2 LI piece with great detail.

Copy & Mod with 5 woods & 5 metal accents, all which take tinting very well!
Seat cushion also very tintable!

7 animations are included from primping and brushing to relaxing or waiting.

Only 200L$ for this weeks the Neighborhood round at our main store.

Friday, June 27, 2014

FLF ~ Washroom Double Sink!

Washroom Double Sink is our latest addition to our line of Washroom revamp!

This 3 land impact, Copy & Mod, texture change double sink comes with either the basin and pitcher option (pictured) or the faucet version to cover a range of styles.

A small selection of animations including shaving, washing face, washing hands, and sponge bathing are included.

This piece is only 50L$ until 11:59pm SLT Friday night!

Monday, June 23, 2014

Every lady has some clutter... And these piles are perfect to add on to that!

Included in this pack is 3 different clutters, compiling of:

 Flowers/TissueBox/PictureFrame - Jewelry/Perfume - Makeup&Brush. 

Each clutter pile is just 1 LI each, and copy & mod so you can have as many as you want.

As a special deal, these are only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night, so be sure to stop by~

Friday, June 20, 2014

The Feast has Arrived ~ Viking Feast Set for TFC!

The Fantasy Collective opens today, and we're happy to offer our item for the theme - Viking!

Included is everything shown:
Forged Horn Candelabra - 1-2 LI with working lights
Hall Hearth - 1 LI with working lights
Viking Feast Table - 1 LI with tintable runner & 3 woods
Viking Bench - 3 LI, seats 3, 3 woods
Feast Platters & Goblet - Individually 1 LI each

This huge set is only 385L$ and sure to be a versatile addition to indoor and outdoor feasts at a low land impact. Copy & Mod, low lag scripts, as well as 100% original mesh like always~

Monday, June 16, 2014

Spring showers bring... Mushrooms!

Some of the most unconventionally spring-y things there are... Mushrooms!

These 3 shapes of mushroom patches - a fairy circle, and both a loose and tight knit clump - come in 5 textures as shown in the swatch on the bottom!

Each group is only 1 land impact at the default size, copy & mod, and 100% original mesh!

Some fun in your SL!

Chair Fortress is a meager 2 land impact full of fun with 9 fabric options for each the pillow, blanket on top, and sheet on the bottom as well as 6 sets of poses, seating two people each!

We're offering this for only 165L$ for this first week, and it will be going up next, so be sure to snag it~

Octolamp is a simple 1 land impact fun and vibrantly colourful lamp to brighten up your SL~

9 shiny metal options, only for 135L$!


As a part of the brand merger between our main designer Kalia's more modern furniture store and Dysfunctional Designs, we're happy to be offering her more whimsy and mainstream furniture now!

You'll find these two revised products with updated scripting & new poses available at our main store now~

*If you purchased these products underneath the Plumage brand prior, you're eligible for a free upgrade. Please simply visit the inworld vendors & choose "Redeliver" - you should have no issues, but please let me know if you do!*

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Genre : Arabia ~ Bedouin Tent!

Genre is a favorite event of mine, even if we sometimes struggle with what to come up with... It's always something unique that we may not have otherwise done!

The Arabia round is no exception, I am super thrilled about what was made - by request of the event designer as an idea for the stalls, we made an interpretation of the classic cultural Bedouin Tent!

This 3 land impact tent is amazingly versatile with 18 unique texture options, 4 metals & functioning lanterns as well as being copy/mod & of course, 100% original mesh!

For an extra level of versatility, you can remove the rug/center divider & even the lanterns by setting them to 100% transparent for a totally different look!

... The best part is that for the duration of this event, the item is only 100L$!

When it goes to the main store, you can be sure it will be going up... so do be sure to stop by Genre before this round ends~

Monday, June 9, 2014

25L$ Tuesday ~ Antique Oil Lamp Chandelier

Our latest release is the Antique Oil Lamp Chandelier!

An amazingly low 1 land impact, this detailed and ornate lightpiece makes a gorgeous accent to any home, patio, or shop~

With 9 beautiful marbled textures, 3 chain lengths, and functional & realistic lighting, it is simply a steal at just 25L$ - that's 10c USD!

Be sure to stop by before 11:59pm SLT to get it at this price, it goes to full price permanently after~

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Garden Plots Redeux!

We Love Roleplay has always been an important event to us, we debuted many varieties of our beloved Lil' Garden Plots there... And so we're debuting our new & updated versions of them there, too!

Our New Garden Plots are extremely versatile & low land impact~

For 1x1 and 1x2 plots it is only 1 land impact
For 1x4 and 2x2 plots it is only 2 land impact!

They all each have several texture change options for their fruit/veggies, and the scripts are easy to delete from a menu click!

Of course, the best news about these vs our old ones is that they're copy & mod~
And as always, 100% original mesh.

We're offering -all five- varieties for 25% off their normal price of 165L$ at this months We Love Roleplay location only - if you buy these anywhere else it'll be full price!

Additionally, we're selling this new pack of Wood & Rope Fences at the event also for 25% off, a very adorable and flexible little edging kit that we hope you'll enjoy and use alongside our Garden Plots!

If you visit the demo location or our main store, you can see the full array of sizes offered and textures they come in!

Monday, June 2, 2014

25L$ Tuesdays ~ Tintable Cloth Dividers!

For this weeks round of 25L$ Tuesdays, we're offering the very versatile Tintable Cloth Dividers set!

This set includes 3 pre-posed 1 land impact dividers with 5 woods and 6 tintable textures each. 

Additionally, the AO map is included to make your own, and 3 fancy colored ones are also provided.

A 2 land impact version which you can shape/pose to your will is in this pack as well, for extreme customisation!

165L$ normally
Copy / Mod
100% Original Mesh~

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night, so hurry by before the sale ends!