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Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctionality" where we sell high
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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Floating Flower Candles

All new Flower Candles! ♥

A set of beautiful flower floating candles! They spin slowly on your waters surface, Prim or Linden water will work.

This product has 3 versions: 
Floating Trio (3 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact for all 3, change textures individually) 
Floating Single (1 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact, texture change) 
Floating Single Roaming (Spins in Circle, 1 land impact, texture change, & has configurable radius menu to roam randomly)

Emit soft subtle light. Extra pretty viewings on high settings, but beautiful rich baked hand painted textures that look wonderful on low settings as well. Soft textured petals~ All custom done, original mesh & texturing!

They have 9 soft and shiny petal texture options ranging from red, blue, black, white, pinks, purple, yellow, and more~

Extremely low land impact, with fully optimised LOD levels to look great from up close or far away.


Saturday, February 10, 2018

Love Clouds & Lucky Chairs~

We've released our all-new Love Clouds today as a special exclusive item for our new Lucky Chair!

You'll find the new Lucky Chair with small & cozy seating area at our main store near our landing spot.

Due to the current store renovations, expect the Lucky Chair to be somewhat migratory in location, but it will remain largely the same.

Eventually we hope to add more products to it if this one does well~

Our Chair is currently restricted to [Dysfunctionality] group members, and on only a 5 minute timer for the first week.

There are no current plans to sell the Love Clouds standalone, but this may change in the future.
For now this is the only way you can get them.

Friday, February 9, 2018

XOXO is back!

One of our favorite yearly events is back - XOXO!

For this fun, easy, and free to play game you just have to visit the main store, locate the XOXO booth, and type 'xoxo' in local chat to it. ♥

You'll have a 20% chance per day, for the next 9 days, to win it entirely for free~

If you're super unlucky or impatient, and wish to buy it for yourself or someone else, then the cost is reduced for the event - just 50L$!

Includes 24 quality solo seat choices with 10 textures as shown.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

A little love!

Out now for 25L$ through Valentine's Day, our Love-Love Twinkles are an adorable new twinkle pack featuring 10 versatile mesh shapes & 5 texture choices including tintable white~


Sunday, February 4, 2018

Bubbling up a brothy brew~

We're back for We ♥ Roleplay this month, bringing you an all-new stylized cauldron for your home & sim~

Perfect for Harry Potter fanatics, Goreans, Medieval-fantasy roleplayers, and so many more - even just hardcore campers!

Only 1 land impact, with 4 beautiful texture choices + On/Off lighting with baked & enhanced materials, optimised LODs, as well as a single non adjustable stirring animation with spoon.

The soup is easily replaced by your favorite other opaque texture.

It is 25% off this month, bring it down to only 147L$ at the event location only.

Thursday, February 1, 2018


Fifty Linden Friday is back, and with it we have the paired table set to the exceptionally popular Lawson Couch & Chair set - the Timeless Tables.

These beautiful golden embellished wooden tables come with a variety of textures to take you through the ages, from soft & cute pastels, to rich and dark choices.

Each is just 1 land impact, LOD optimised, materials enhanced, physics enabled & sure to be an excellent choice on roleplay, modern, or fantasy sims. 

They're currently over 60% off, just 50L$ through the weekend.