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Tuesday, May 29, 2012


Alcohol! Everyone loves it, everyone wants it. Lots of it. What better than a GIANT cask of ale?! This big thing is 2m tall!

We have it in 5 varieties and one with a texture change menu - normal are 100L$ each & the texture change is 285L$. They're copy and only ONE prim each!

Available on the marketplace, inworld @ Neyo, and from any inworld vendor!

Monday, May 28, 2012

Fight off Scurvy!

Fight away scurvy with our new fruit barrels! Oranges, Lemons, and two varieties of bright apples! Only one prim each and always copyable, made from mesh.

At a bargain price of 100L$ each you can get them on the marketplace, inworld @ Neyo, and from any inworld vendor!

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Last weekend for Home Expo RFL Stuff

Hi all!

I just wanted to remind everyone that it is the LAST WEEKEND to visit our displays at the Home & Garden Expo where two brand new items are both being sold with 100% donation to Relay for Life! They're 145 L$ each and have been very popular so far.

30L$ Saturday is also happening this weekend, so please stop by to check out the 30L$ fishy themed item only available for Saturday before going back up to regular price.

We'll also be partaking in a few other events in the near future including several hunts, and we hope to see you then!

Monday, May 21, 2012

Expo, new items, & new group freebie!

Feeling horrifically lazy/headachey but here is a quick post on all the new releases! Check us out in-world with that NC for full details and such if you're interested.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Turnishes, Carrots, and Ferns! Oh my~!

Hello all :D

We finished some more stuff, but things you might not expect... Outdoor tiny garden plots - little ones perfect for a home. They're sectioned off and super duper low prim (1 each only!) so you can have many of them without much cost. Lined in our rustic wood, they'd also look wonderful with our lanterns hanging in your garden too!

Here is their advertisements, and for limited time only (25L$ Tuesday Special) on the 15th of May they will be for sale for 25L$ only, and never again! Only the carrot version though.

Turnishes are also... turnip/raddish hybrids, they just looked like a good idea. Ferns seemed like an odd thing to put in one, but it's decorative and could even be used indoors if desired, it was more experimentation than anything else.

Without further ado~

As an extra special gift to you all, the Small Fern Garden is also a freebie! But this awesome freebie is only available in-world in our store, so if you want it you'll need to visit our Main Store in Neyo.


They're only 145L$ Each with copy permissions, and approximate footprint of 2.5x1.5 and not even .75 tall in most cases. You can view them in-world in the back of the store.

Friday, May 11, 2012

New Group Freebie out!!

I have added a new and awesome item to our vendors & Marketplace! It's the "Merchant Scales & Coins" item, only 1 PE and only 100L$! Copyable, like normal for us. It is for sure a unique item but the best part is instead of paying 100L$, you can get it 100% FREE by joining out free to join group in world, Dysfunctional Dolly Designs.

After that, you will have to pay! It's in the group notices, and is certainly a cute item and very low cost. It will only be up for another week though, so do hurry. We often have group freebies multiple times a month. 

So stop by & Join the group if you're interested :D


Soon! Yes, soon we will be in the 5th Annual Home & Garden Expo! We will be on Expo 12 with several other awesome designers!

We're a little unprepared as this isn't something we've really done before, but we will have definitely 2 new items to donate for RFL as well as 600 prims to decorate.

Also, we're participating in 30L$ Saturday this week, as well as 25L$ Tuesday next, so we will have an excess of awesome deals out for you in the near future. We aren't finished with the 25L$ Tues item or the Expo ones, but I'll be sure to add pics when they're finalized. Meanwhile, this is the 30L$ Item you'll be able to pick up at our main store tomorrow for 30L$:

It's pretty cute and I love the silly animation I stuck inside, it is not really meant to be viewed from the inside as this version is unfinished, but I thought it would be a convenient prop for those who are often with captive or in the need to hide during a raid, so particularly perhaps slaves who do not fight might benefit.

It is only 1 prim with or without animation and is usually selling for 135L$ with normal no mod/copy/no transfer permissions. You can also get it on the Marketplace.

Well, hopefully I'll be back later this weekend to show you all the awesome updates we have lined up, happy Friday all!


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

What is it?!

Well, I did get a lot of questions about it! What is the hunt item? Where can I get it? Really, is it free?

Free! 100%

It will be 100L$ after though and is already listed in the vendors, it's a meager 1 prim count & has a few options. Don't forget the 50% off item (80L$ candelabra, 2 prims) & the 30L$ item (wearable torch) also available.

It will only last -this week- though, so head to the Festival asap!!