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Monday, May 26, 2008

Lovely new Lights!

Mattsu and I conspired to make some really beautiful new lanterns and lights for those who have dark and dingy homes.

They're truely stunning - 2 prims per lantern (sculpted base and torus hook) and are no modify, but come in either copy or trans perms.
They also come either single or per string for those who like the streetlight look.

Speaking of street lights, we also made a set of 9 white basic bulb lights on a string making for 10 prims. They don't turn off, but are really beautiful little flickering lights.
We dont have any images of the street light, but I do have some of the latnerns.
They are in 2 styles, one is less fantasy then the other:

Monday, May 19, 2008


I've begun releasing more, this is just an update on new items basically.

My new releases this past week have only been few. One of them is a butter churn and it is for sale at 100L$.
The second is a group of 5 items which are flexi fluffy boots. They're quite cute and come in 5 colors:
Ash - a sort of color shifting grey-black color which is beautiful when you walk
Black - Solid black with beautiful shimmery looking highlights
White - A beautiful soft look which flows well
Dark Brown - Gorgeous with its deep brown tones and light blonde near the base, it gives a very beautiful look when walking aswell
Light Brown - Blonde and Dirty Blonde tones swirl together

All of them have modifyable flexi legging parts, sculpted shoe bases, and a glitch layer so that you don't see the legs through flex or sculptie. They all have beautiful high quality textures and are for sale at 125L$ each or the mega pack at 500L$

I also have upcoming projects which include a new infirmary set, yes, it's been so long! Currently Codered1200 is working on sculpted 1 prim jars with herbs and such in them, if you have an exact list of what you'd like to see in jars, lemme know, we will try to incorporate it in!

Ooh my favorite release this week though has to be the campfire set where it has 11 seating no poseballs for roasting foods and relaxing. It's much different from my other using almost exclusively sculpties but it is quite the beautiful set with dark custom made textures and such.
I truely love it! It's for sale at 475L$ in our main store and as always has a working fire!

My new freebie this week too is a sculpted bag with food inside of it. It has sculpted bread, cheese, and drinks in a woven textured backpack that has little flexi strings. It's so cute!

I also made an awesome rustic posing stand. It's so simple but so cute! It's a tree stump and optimised for everyone to stand on it no matter how tall (up to 8m) and has standard animation.

Another great item my boyfriend made originally for Relay for Life RELAY-PALOOZA on the Gianfar sims is a 18 prim mosly sculpted harp which plays a 20 second loop. They're avaliable currently in 2 sizes, small and large, and in 6 colors with 2 metal types.
There is also a special edition avaliable only in medium size which is the RFL version - buy this and your donation goes to RFL ! It's purple.

We're looking to make a large version but we need an animator first!

The Barrel Tower Shower is our final release far earlier this week which has 2 washing animations and is about 19 prims with clickable on/off water. It's very details and so nice!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Oho so much neglect

Okay, well I suppose I'll update now -
This week I've done many renovations including adding/adding onto my Low L$ Low Prim Room with items such as tons of seating, two serveries, lighting of various textures and sizes with functional script of course. We have also 3 styles of beds with animations in them, many many rugs, and a few other nick nacks here and there. Everything is normally 30L$ and under except the serveries which are about 125L$ each and also very low prim as I can make them.

I also made many items like my Rustic Pleasures Heated Tub addition to my line. It's currently right next to my Deluxe Servery display and I am very proud of it. Some information about it:
*2 Couple Washing Animations, Boy wash Girl, Girl Wash Boy. But they're moderately unisex, so it can be girl girl or boy boy, or reverse if needed.
*2 Single Washing Animation Sets, Sit on either of the lower pegs for the singles washing set to begin. You can use your left and right arrows to cycle through a single "Relaxing" state, "Wash Hair" loop, and "Wash Body" anim.
All of the wash anims are made by Dellybean North.
It also has functional water pump to turn on/off to fill, and the water inside goes away or comes back, and the fire underneath means it steams.
It also has a rather high prim accessories table where you have the misc bottles and towels and such. There is also able to click to get rag or sponge to wash with.

Really a new favorite, quite adorable. I hope everyone else enjoys it. The prim count is as follows:
Side pump, Fire, and Tub: 18 Prims
Optional Accessory Table: 22 Prims
Together: 40 prims.

I'm also starting to carry some of my items in RFL vendors especially after this weekends Relay for Life event called Relay Palooza on the Gianfar sims.

Monday, May 5, 2008

A bit of a delay!

I've been unable to get to my blog for a few days, blogger was giving me weird cookie errors, but it's fixed now!
I have redone and removed my old Iron Diamond Servery, now it is Iron Diamond Deluxe.
I wont post the entire notecard here, but basically it is (from what my customers have said) 'a kajiras dream' 'the best in SL' 'absolutely amazing!'
It has 8 animations, and like all my sets, everything is included (except me! but you can arrange that seperately, for adjustments!)
I'll show you the pictures, but I do recommend you looking it up inworld. The whole thing is on display near the entrance of my store.
SLURL : http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sanguine/151/49/636

After my favorite release, I've done a lot of smallwork.
This includes the release of my new "Low L$ Low Prim" section of my store. You can find it by going past the serveries, near the infirmary area there is a little archway. Here you can find items from 1L-125L$ ranging from seating, rugs, beds, servery, and 2 prim brasiers.
Some of the cuter items I have added are the 2 prim brasiers. They're SUPER cute, come in 3 sizes and 3 textures including Iron Diamond and Celtic Knot styles, aswell as these nifty 2 pose 2 prim cushion seats which look reeaally comfortable! (No poseballs!)

I also made a mini version of my Comfy Chair! Everyone has always loved them, they've sold like pancakes on pancake day in the UK - It's now in a tiny little design called the "Singles Comfy Chair" and it's approximately 1.5m in diameter and has 5 prims, 4 poses, and one is a cute reading one, click the chair for a book. Also click the cushions to get a changing menu, it can have all 5 textures the previous one had!

Another thing I released is a 11 pose (some repeated) 20-ish prims cage. It has a working door and all sorts of poses including 2 hanging ones, most are struggling tied up, some are sleeping, some just sit there moping. It's really great and also has no poseballs.

Come by and check out the new releases! I hope you'll be surprised and enjoy them!