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Saturday, December 30, 2017

Wispy Wonderland ♥

Happy New Years everyone!

We are so excited to ring in another year with our amazing and eternally supportive customers. It's been an absolute blessing to have known many of you for 10 years now!

We're parting with 2017 by participating for the first time in a fantastic event, Sanarae~

Our release is 25% off during the round, making it a mere 109L$ for these lovely roaming & animated Wisp Spirits.

Each is 1 land impact, and resize-friendly with low lag scripting to wander and float about your scene. Includes 4 colour choices by default, with a white variant featuring 2 uniquely tintable faces for infinite customisation.

We hope you'll love them!

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Holiday Hunt & Discount!

Out now for FREE for the BEPSL Holiday Hunt!

Lovely low land impact, red/yellow/green Christmas themed twinklies~

Use our hint:  “Is it a little two warm in here?”

& search for a small red & green parcel within 50m of our landing spot.

Out now 50% off - so only 48L$ - through Christmas day.

Simple 20x20 tileable patches of materials enabled bumpy snow with pre-applied sparkles. 
These will match existing snow piles, falling snow, backdrop, and icy pond.

There is two versions, both are only 1 LI at the included size, but the low poly version is much flatter if viewed from the side, however it will get to max SL size (64x64) for still only 1 LI. 

The caveat is only that the sparkles will become strangely large at that scale, so do mind. With materials, they look identical from most views. 

Also, while both are walkable with minor hover, if you actually set the detailed version to prim physics (which do work), it'll rocket to 19 LI each and the end. So probably don't do that.

Both available exclusively at the main store!

Monday, December 18, 2017

It's here! Christmas~

The newest of our low land impact Christmas trees is here!

And it's 50% off through Christmas!!!

With full and fluffy foliage, no alpha flickering issues, detailed baked glass ornaments, candycanes, bows, and gorgeous little twinkling animated lights covering the whole thing, this is a non -enominational Christmas / Holiday Tree is sure to be a hit. ♥

Includes version without decor so you may add your own!

It includes: 
❄️ 17 vibrant & pastel bow textures: Royal Purple, Peridot Green, Black Silk, Pink Silk, Navy Silk, Silver Silk, Black Burlap, Red Silk, White Silk, Lavender Silk, Sky Blue Silk, Minty Silk, Pastel Pink Silk, Butter Yellow Silk, Teal Silk, Beige Burlap, Cream Silk 
❄️ 6 branch foliage options: Snow Dusting, Frosted Over, Heavy Snow, Lavender, Spring, Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Blue, Black, White, Pastel Mint 
❄️ 11 base choices: Evergreen, Heavens, Lavender, Creme, Blush, Mint, Coal, Ruby, River, Snowy, Ocean 
❄️ 10 ornament texture choices: Warm Pinks, Black, Black & White, White, Pastel Rainbow, Bright Rainbow, Valentine Pinks, Holiday Red & Green, Cool Blues, Teal & Pink 
❄️ 8 twinkling light color choices: Cozy Red/Yellow/White, Multitone Rainbow, Multitone Pastel, Happy Pink/Green/Blue, Minty White/Teal/Blue, Sunset Pink/Yellow/White, Christmas Red/Green/Yellow, & Tintable WHITE.

Bare - 1 land impact at 3m tall (passable LODs) 
Large - 2 land impact at 4m tall (not so hot LODs) 
Standard - 3 land impact at 2.5m tall (passable LODs)


for this bargain price through holiday season. ♥

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Deery Weekend~

This week for Fifty Linden Friday, we have the Polygonal Deer Head!

This low poly design with cool wireframe effect is available with a 19 texture choice change menu, featuring fun metals and solid choices.

Finely tuned for multiple LODs with minimal distortion and materials enhanced, the baked textures will look great on any setting. ♥

Only 50L$ through this weekend!


Tuesday, December 12, 2017

A Twinkling Tuesday!

Twinkling Groundcover Patches~ Lovely white twinkling patches for a realistic magical twinkle and glow for a low land impact cosy.

Linking multiples causes the LI to go UP and not DOWN. So please advise against linking.

You can change the speed of them per HUD!

Actual size is variable. Includes 8 shapes from a simple straight, semicircle curve, L-shaped bend, mini patch, large patch, and versions for fitting to walls & corners. You'll find that they'll fit easily just about everywhere!


for this bargain price through the weekend. ♥

Friday, December 8, 2017

(Faux) Mounted Deer Head for FLF!

An adorable delicately sculpted deer head!

Each is individually customisable with: 

• 10 solid versions: Black, Navy Blue, Violet, Lavender, Rose Pink, Cream, Sky Blue, Minty Green, Snow White, & Ruby Red 
• 10 aged versions: Black, Navy Blue, Violet, Lavender, Rose Pink, Cream, Sky Blue, Minty Green, Snow White, & Ruby Red 
• 8 metal versions: Old Copper. True Gold, Fake Gold, Aged Gold, New Copper, Platinum, Bronze 
• Easy delete, low lag custom script for when you're done!

Resizing friendly~ Materials enhanced. ♥


Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Snowy Privacy ♥

Happy 25L$ Tuesday~ This week we have a new Heavy Snow Backdrop for you!

This is all original, low land impact mesh is only 2 LI at the default 24m size, 3 LI up to 60m, and 4 LI at the full 64m size per panel.

They're semi-flat, but look good from almost all frontal angles, with grasses, trees, and falling snow backed by rolling hills.

These pair perfectly with our existing grasses, snow piles, and falling snow!

Don't want one or more aspect? Just select that face, and set it transparent.


for this bargain price through the weekend. ♥