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Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Happy 25L$ Tuesday and a very Happy New Years to you!

We hope you had a wonderful holiday season full of family, love, and joy~

Working back into our routine, 25L$ Tuesday is here and we have a Chubby Barrel o' Grog for you this week.

1 Land Impact, Copy & Mod, and dispenses wearable animated Mugs o' Grog (or whatever you claim they are...! Cider, etc~) for you & your guests~!

It is only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight so do hurry by to grab it now.

PS: Don't forget to snag this great free gift to be entered into the drawing, enter by Wednesday night!

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

25L$ Tuesdays & So much more!

25L$ Tuesday is upon us, and for this very festive week we come bearing not only a great deal until 11:59pm SLT tonight... but gifts, too!

Our [DDD] Tree Branch Baubles is an all new 1 land impact, texture changing festive piece for your wall, only 25L$ until midnight~!

... And our [DDD] Bauble Candle Tray is a very special holiday gift free to everyone at our main store! Find it in our Winter Display until the New Year when it will be retired to a group exclusive gift~

Additionally, if you grab the Bauble Candle Tray any time before then, you're entered into a fabulous giveaway of a gift card raffle to start your New Years off right!

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Genre ~ The Ancients

New and exclusively at Genre til the end of the Ancients round, our Stone Garden Well is a highly detailed release!

Includes 3 stone texture choices including custom animated water and a handful of animation choices~

It is 8 land impact, copy & mod!

Monday, December 15, 2014

Splish-splash, it's 25L$ Tuesday!

It's that time again... 25L$ Tuesdays has arrived and with it another awesome new release from Dysfunctional Designs!

This week our offering is an all-new "Water Pump & Bucket"~ 

Just one land impact, 4 metal textures, and snowy variants including a neat realistic frozen water.

Perfect low land impact accompaniment for your year-round garden or town centre~!

Only available at the discount price of 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday!

We Love Snow-play!

Out now for We Love Roleplay's December round!

The Icy Pond is a simple, 9 land little piece you can resize to plop onto an existing water feature or create a new one - excellent for those with limited terraforming skills.

It's 9 land impact at the 22m x 24m size with one tree, but depending on if you resize it or add/remove trees, it may change.

Only 109L$ after the 25% is taken off~

You'll also find a free pair of ice skates to try it out with right next to the vendor!

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Hanging around The Neighbourhood~

Hanging Daybed is our latest release for The Neighbourhood event!

This 4 land impact, copy & mod Daybed which is suitable for both indoors and out, as well as all seasons of the year includes 3 couples cuddles and 4 platonic duo sets in addition to a wide variety of texture choices.

Included are 21 blanket options, 7 pillow choices, and a tintable sheet for a huge variety of choices to fit many environments.

It is available for just 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight (Saturday)!

Friday, December 12, 2014

A new freebie~

I never thought this would be so popular when I sent it out as an in-group gift some weeks ago, but it was!

I fished it from my inventory and into a gift vendor for you all, it is currently being displayed alongside the holiday candle & plates in the center of our winter display. 

Christmas is coming...

And with it, our new Christmas Tree for 2014 is out!

We are so proud to present this all-new tree just in time for the holiday season, and we hope you'll like it too!

The beautifully detailed, 3 land impact tree is covered in details~
7 Ribbon, 7 Star, 6 Branch, 7 Skirt, 5 Baubles, and 6 Glowing light choices lead this to be a near endless variety of combinations to customise your tree!

5 Presets that range from the traditional to the whimsy are also included.

This tree is only 50L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight (Friday) as a part of the Fifty Linden Friday event!

It'll still only be a mere 195L$ after the event is over, available permanently at our main store.
We hope you'll also take a moment to check out the rest of our seasonal items!

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Gifting season!

Tis the time for holiday season, and it is also time for 25L$ Tuesday!

For this week, we're offering the versatile Holiday Giftboxes sets~

7 different shapes with 6 box textures, 6 tag options, and 4 ribbon choices with several tintable varieties~

Please be sure the version you're buying is what you need. Two versions exist: Giftable (NO COPY, TRANS) and Decorative (COPY, NO TRANS) and both are modify. You cannot get redeliveries on the Giftable version, but they can (obviously) be given with items inside to others!

Monday, December 8, 2014

RFL's Christmas Expo!

The annual Christmas Expo for Relay for Life of SL is here again, and we are proudly the Platinum Sponsor for Sim 1!

Stop by and support the American Cancer Society's research to fight this devastating condition.

This year, we're offering three texturesets 100% donation for the cause!

At an affordable 35L$ each, anyone can help out and get a little from it.

We also brought back our well beloved exclusive recolors of our Holiday Tree and Holiday Wreath for just 95L$ each, also 100% donation to RFL of SL!

So go ahead and stop on by our stall at Christmas Expo Sim 1 and peruse our donation items!

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

A frosty 25L$ Tuesday!

The weather outside here in much of the US is indeed, frightful!

So I hope you'll be spending some of this Tuesday inside, where it is much more... delightful!

For our 25L$ Tuesday offerings this week, we're giving thanks to our customers and providing a 2nd item on sale!

Double Street Lamp & Streetside Bench are two wonderfully scripted, 2 land impact decor pieces which come with optional snowy bits to let them be used year round~

Each has light scripting:
The Double Street Lamp turns on/off in addition to the snow visibility,
and The Streetside Bench has 3 couples & 6 set of duo seating in addition to the snow visibility!

Both are on sale for only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT TONIGHT! After that, they go up to their regular price of over 200L$ each!

Bonus! Cold breath particle emitter free in group notices!

NOTE: If you purchased these items prior to 2:30pm SLT, you will be getting an updated and fixed version of each as there is some awful script errors in each that were send out with the original ones.

If you did not get the update, hit up our redelivery terminal at the landing spot to get it, and please delete your old one so you don't accidentally use it.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

A gorgeous winter home~

We're in The Liaison Collaborative event this month, and have a gorgeous new Mountain Lodge Retreat available for it!

A beautiful, efficient, and low land impact large scale home with large outdoor patio.

This 3 bedroom, 2 bath (or closet, your choice) comes in at 22m x 28m and is only 44 Land Impact with working and lockable doors as well as a functional on/off fireplace.

It was made with customisation in mind, and all doors are tintable, walls retexturable (with two included), as well as floors being able to be changed with your own textures. Several surfaces are provided for extra variety.

We hope you'll enjoy it and get cozy!

25L$ Tuesday~ Boaty!

It's Tuesday again!

Stop by for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday deal, a huge pack that includes not only beautifully made props of a boat and dock set... 

But a functioning, scripted option that dispenses, for the public, boats to ride around in!

All this just for 25L$, only til 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night~

Friday, November 14, 2014

Fifty Linden Friday & The Neighborhood!

These adorable Log & Branch Deer are available now for Fifty Linden Fridays, extended sale through Saturday 11:59pm SLT!

1 Land Impact each with the 4 included models in both snowy and plain wood options.

Our classic store buildings, now available for personal use!

Slope Roof Shops have been our primary storefronts for well over a year now, and now that we're planning big ideas in our future, we've decided to let them go.

As a part of The Neighborhood sale, they'll be available for a reduced price of 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT Saturday~!

Each is just a meager 2 or 3 land impact each with proper working physics, ready and prepared for your needs.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

We Love Roleplay ~ Unisex Boots!

This November round of We Love Roleplay, we brought something that both the men and rough ladies should enjoy ~ Leather Spat Boots.

Included are 5 options, sold individually or as a fatpack.

After the 25% discount, they're just shy of 260L$ for all 5, or under 75L$ each!

Unisex, unrigged, and only 1 LI when rezzed to decorate your house~

25L$ Tuesdays~

We have had so many requests over the years for this build, formerly reserved exclusively for our in-store only use.

It is available now for 25L$ Tuesday as an exclusive deal.

Due to my failure at sending this out at the right time, I'm leaving it out until 11:59pm SLT Wednesday.

Friday, November 7, 2014


This month we are participating in the event called "Enchantment"! 

This is our first time, and we hope you will enjoy our offerings, based on the theme of it - Rumplestiltskin~

It is a stamp rally system, where you can purchase a specially marked item from any of the participating 20 stores that includes an Enchantment Stamp Card, then wear it & click the stamp stations at each of the 20 stores to fill the card.

Once your card is full, you can redeem it for a free prize from any of the participating stores, so for example if you buy our Spinning Wheel for 145L$ above, and fill the stamp card, you get the Baby Bassinet for free!

A special note, the Gilded/Embellished Baby Bassinet is EXCLUSIVE to this Enchantment prize, it wont ever be sold again in that version after.

You can check out the information and buy the Spinning Wheel at our main store~ 

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Rustic Lil' Spooky Tuesday~

This week for 25L$ Tuesday we're offering an adorable little Halloween themed rustic decor for the end of the season celebration. 

Come grab this cute Lil' Ghosties Trio for just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight!

Each is just 1 LI each, or when linked 2 LI total and has the option for one of the cute faces above or a blank face option as well.

Copy, Mod, and totally original.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

The Neighborhood ~ A Cozy Retreat!

For this weeks round of The Neighborhood, we are oh-so-exicted to reveal a project we've been working on... Skybox Environment Dome!

The first dwelling to be placed in it is our Rustic Cabin Retreat, a medium sized two room cabin with functioning windows & shutters!

The whole thing fits perfectly on a 1024x1024 size plot, or 30x30m! It is only a meager 21 land impact combined with 9 environment presets, including 2 with rain and 2 with snow!

The Skybox is Copy/Mod/ No Transfer
The Environment Dome is Copy/No Mod/No Transfer

It is available at the bargain of an introductory price of 200L$ for the Neighborhood event which began today. We'll be leaving it out until midday Sunday due to the late sending of this blogpost & accompanying notice.

If you visit after that, it'll still be only 295L$ every day price!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Olde & Cozy 25L$ Tuesdays!

Stop by any time before 11:59pm SLT today/Tuesday to grab this adorable and realistic Olde Cast Iron Stove!

At only 1 land impact with realistic on/off lighting, copy & mod, and of course all original mesh it is a superb steal.

It would look awesome in some up and coming releases, so pick it up now and keep your eye on this blog & group notices for our new items in the coming weeks!

Monday, October 20, 2014

Mystic Realms Faire ~ Oh yes! It's still on!

This year, a new Faire began called the "Mystic Realms Faire" and we were very excited to be the primary sponsor & provide the buildings for the sims. 

We hope to be able to provide these buildings for sale in a pack in the near future, and hope you enjoy them!

The Faire runs until the 26th of october, so be sure to hurry by as at this point, the sims wont be full all the time.

We have a few adorable exclusive Halloween items which aren't available in our main store until after the event, and at just 95L$ each:

Friday, October 17, 2014

A Spooky Fifty Linden Fridays!

This week for FLF we have some adorable Spooky String Lights!

This huge pack includes 3 spreads for the strings - on a horizontal, hanging down tightly clustered, and hanging down loosely! 

Each comes with pumpkin only, spider only, bat only, and ghost only options as well as a mixed variant.

All of the lights are individually tintable, giving you endless versatility!

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

25L$ Tuesday ~ Hallow's Eve is coming ~

This 25L$ Tuesday we have a super cute Jack-o-Lantern!

This very awesome truly 3D lantern includes a lesser scripted option for rezzing, as well as a worn one with an animation!

Both have on/off lighting~

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight, so do head by:

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Gaslamp Tuesday!

For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday we have the Gaslamp Quarter Streetlamps~

These are 1 LI for the wall or single version, and 2 LI for the double with fully functioning on/off lighting!

Also they come with 5 metal options for extra versatility~

They are specially made in mind with low lag, so the polygons and textures are low without looking low quality! The script is also very easy to remove via menu button.

Copy & Mod and as always, 100% Original Mesh!

Only at this low price until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday the 30th of September~

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Smells like... 25L$ Tuesday!

Today brings to us another round of 25L$ Tuesdays~! 

This week we're offering the adorable "Perfumery Set" which includes a wide array of bottle & jar arrangements of 5-6 containers each.

Four are included (2 shown) and each has 4 texture options, some which are very gender neutral~

As a bonus, all bottles are included individually to spruce up individual spots!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT!

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Cozy Pumpkin Set... Fall is here!

Ohh, it's that time. The trees outside are turning beautiful shades of brown, orange, and red.
I love the sound of them rustling in the wind, and the nice cool breeze.

Today's The Neighborhood release celebrates the arrival of Autumn,
the "Cozy Pumpkin Set" is a 3 piece set that'll let you get cozy with your significant other, or just curl up on your own.

It includes:

Cozy Pumpkin Table with 6 Woods & 7 Cloth options as well as a tintable white of each

Cozy Pumpkin Candle working on/off lighting and 8 textures for the decorative pumpkin base

Cozy Pumpkin Pouf with 10 solo poses & 7 textures for the top or bottom. Optional version (+1 LI) with 4 cuddle poses (PG appropriate) is also included!

This detailed and adorable festive set is available for just 200L$ until midnight SLT Saturday (tonight)!

Friday, September 19, 2014

FLF~ Kitty Wedgies!

This week for FLF we have "Kitty Wedgies" out!

These unrigged, copy & mod wedges with adorable kitty faces & prints come in 7 pattern options and fit the Slink Womens Medium/Mid Feet.

Price goes up at midnight, so head by~!

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Euryale's Kiss Fountain

Out tonight for 25L$ Tuesdays, we are offering the unique Euryale's Kiss Wall Fountain.

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight!

Includes materials reflective, animated waters & the very low 2 land impact.

Of course, it is also copy & mod and always 100% original meshing.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Elegance for We Love Roleplay

The Elegance Bedroom Set is the September offering for We Love Roleplay!

For this month only, you'll find it 25% off the regular listing price of 795L$, bringing it down to only 597L$ for:

Both PG & Adult Suitable Beds (6 LI)
(15 Cuddle/Hanging Out Poses & 15 Adult Anims for 2 Users, Total)
Nightstand (1 LI)
Oil Lamp (1 LI)
& Separate Bed Foot Stool with 8 Solo Animations (1 LI)

All the pieces come with a default 6 texture options for the wood (or metal, in the case of the lamp) and all cloth pieces are individually tintable.

Have no idea how to tint things? Never fear!

Remember, this special 25% off price is only for the month of September, and it will permanently go up to full price after!

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Have a seat~ It's 25L$ Tuesdays!

This round we're offering you a budget friendly Simple Wooden Table & Chair Set!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT at our main store.

Each piece only 1 land impact, copy & mod and comes with 6 woods and tintable cushion (or banner on table)

Additionally, seats have a simple selection of 6 animations including eating, reading, writing, and casual sits.

I hope you enjoy and are able to stop by to pick it up for this great deal before it jumps up to the full price permanently!

Monday, August 25, 2014

Fallen for 25L$ Tuesday!

25L$ Tuesdays seems to be everyones favorite event, have you fallen for it too?

If so, please come visit any time before 11:59pm SLT this Tuesday evening to collect our Fallen Tree Bridge!

At only a very small fraction of it's permanent cost after Tuesday, this adorable bridge is only 25L$ (aka 10c USD) for that day~

It comes in at 6 land impact at the full size, but includes a smaller decor version which is suitable for a more petite space that is only 2 LI.

Each has all 4 seasons included via an easy to use click texture change menu and has functioning physics.