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Monday, August 25, 2014

Fallen for 25L$ Tuesday!

25L$ Tuesdays seems to be everyones favorite event, have you fallen for it too?

If so, please come visit any time before 11:59pm SLT this Tuesday evening to collect our Fallen Tree Bridge!

At only a very small fraction of it's permanent cost after Tuesday, this adorable bridge is only 25L$ (aka 10c USD) for that day~

It comes in at 6 land impact at the full size, but includes a smaller decor version which is suitable for a more petite space that is only 2 LI.

Each has all 4 seasons included via an easy to use click texture change menu and has functioning physics.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Hangin Around The Neighborhood!

Canopy Daybed is our latest release for The Neighborhood!

You'll find it for only 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight, after which it goes up to 325L$!

3 land impact, copy & mod unique couch with 3 tintable faces  that have 5 base texture options each.

It has 6 sets of couple and 6 sets of sitting animations, all suitable for PG environments.

Friday, August 22, 2014

Heph's Kitchen for FLF!

For Fifty Linden Fridays this week, we have an adorable new kitchen accent set - Heph's Kitchen!

This 3 piece set comes to 4 LI either linked or unlinked, so you can use each of the shelves or the cabinet separately. The cabinet is texture change with the 5 tones shown above!

It will be 195L$ regularly, but is only 50L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight~

Copy & Mod, and as always, 100% original mesh

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Collabor88 ~ The Garden Pavilion Set

We finally made it into one of the biggest and most well known events in SL, Collabor88!

This high quality and exclusive event opened on the 8th, but has been consistently full since. As of writing this post, it's not full, but I cannot guarantee it will stay that way. It probably wont. 

Please be patient, we understand your frustration but there is nothing we can do.

The theme of their third birthday round was Odyssey, after the great journey they've been on these past years. We are so honored to be invited to this special occasion. 

We were inspired to make a beautiful Garden Pavilion like what you might see in the gardens of the Gods, complete with a beautifully detailed and lavishly textured chaise & accent lighting.

As pictured, it is 12 LI total. Copy & Mod.
Please read the advertisement and reference the texture swatch for more information.

We are offering it at a great discount price of 388L$ when you buy it at the event, almost half of what the price will be after the event ends.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

25L$ Tuesdays... For men!

We made a lovely pair of these sandals some weeks ago for the ladies,
and now it is turn for our gentlemen... So without further ado:
The "Men's Shepherd Sandal"!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight, at which it goes up to the full 75L$ per tone. Snag these while they're hot!

This version is fitted to & requires the male version of the Slink Flat Feet, and as usual are unrigged but we do not guarantee a fit with any other feet systems or the default SL feet.

A free no mod demo is provided, the actual product is mod however.

So swing by and grab these for yourself (if you're a guy), or if you're a lady... for your husbands, boyfriends, and male alts! Or any men in your life, really.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

25L$ Tues - Draping Ivy!

Our Draping Ivy is the perfect accompaniment to the Creeping Wall Vines that were released a couple weeks ago, including the same great texture sets!

Each of these is only 1-2 Land Impact each - the larger clump & the potted wall hangar are 2, the rest are only 1 even when stretched fairly larger.

95L$ - Copy & Mod regularly

... But only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight!

Saturday, August 9, 2014

We Love... Chickens!

This round of We Love Roleplay, we bring to you... Chickens!

Our Chicken Coop includes several different chicken models, including a worn variety, sitting options, and even ones which make noise to add great environmental realism. 

Also included is an animated feeding bag to wear, and a rake for tidying up their messes.

Each chicken is it's own link, so feel free to place them any which way you prefer!

Additionally, the Chicken Coop is texture change with 7 total options.

You can find it for 25% off at this months We Love Roleplay!

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Fit for a Princess: Medieval!

August's round of Fit for a Princess comes with the theme of Medieval, and of course being on our shoe kick, we made a pair of gorgeous and simple brocade slippers!

While these are made to fit Slink Flat feet right out of the box, they're easily adjustable to other feet due to their unrigged (modifiable) nature.

These come in 9 texture choices, including black, light blue, violet, green, and more.

They are available for purchase at the low everyday price of 75L$ per at Fit for a Princess.