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Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Quirky Tuesday~


This week we have the unusual and unique offering of this slightly cartoony, Low Poly-styled Cactus Lamp!

This adorable lamp is LOD optimised, materials enhanced, just 1 land impact, & has functional on/off states on click.

Only 25L$ this week




Monday, March 19, 2018

Finders, Keepers!



The Finders, Keepers hunt is back on this month - a few days late on my posting - sorry!

Stop by and get these Twinkle Poppies for FREE by seeking out the golden pot~

The Twinkly Clover are also just 38L$ for this adorable 3-piece mini-pack for a limited time (til the 24th!)
 Simply find the cute display at the end of the twinkly green path!



Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Flickering Fairy Bottles~



A beautifully detailed & corked glass bottle filled with soft swirling lights~

This lovely bottle features magical flickering inworld projector & ambient lighting, as well as detailed materials, & a fun twinkle noise on click, as if the tiny spirits are giggling or chattering at you.

Only 25L$ this week!


Please consider leaving a review, I read each of them and appreciate them a lot.


PS : The twinkles in the background are our Twinkling Glowies mixed with a group gift firefly particle emitter.

Friday, March 9, 2018

Delicate Ivy @ Blush!


Our latest and best ivy set ever is out now~

The goal with the Delicate Ivy set was to address many of the comments brought up on our very popular Twinkling Ivy last year, such as other twinkle colour choices, bare/snowy options for year round use, reverse shapes, and more detailed ivy.

I hope we've succeeded - while I may update the pack with a few more shapes than the 9 eventually, I'm very pleased with the 6 texture choices & twinkle choices coming in two densities on a regionwide access control menu.

Regardless of that, this set is available at the price of 195L$, and exclusively at Blush until March 25th!

Here is a preview of the twinkles in action~




Friday, March 2, 2018

Essential Campfire: 75% off limited time promo!


Our new Essential Campfire is out - and if you've been following me and my journey with it, you'll know what a labor of love it has been.

This simple campfire comes with a robust custom scripted menu, optimised around what all I could squeeze from 1 land impact.


That includes 6 gorgeous custom states, each with their own intensity in realistic flickering lighting, particles, sound, etc~ You can also turn the sound off!
Additionally, you're able to choose to pause on each individually, or to let it burn down using the custom timers to adjust from 5 minutes to 5 hours.


We've included a bonus experimental feature, allowing at least 16 users to sit around the campfire and warm their hands! Please read the included documentation for caveats and questions.

A rad bonus feature is that of tinting - I know many of my customers are in fantasy sims, and you may want a fire that is a wilder colour - we support this! You're able to tint the object, and it will automatically adjust the lighting to match for perfect ambiance every time.

I hope you'll love it, and to get the word out on what I consider an amazing campfire, it's out for just 50L$ through the weekend as a special limited time offer, before returning to its full price permanently.



PS: Please consider leaving us a review, it's appreciated beyond measure.
 Thank you for your support!

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Floating Flower Candles



All new Flower Candles! ♥

A set of beautiful flower floating candles! They spin slowly on your waters surface, Prim or Linden water will work.

This product has 3 versions: 
Floating Trio (3 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact for all 3, change textures individually) 
Floating Single (1 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact, texture change) 
Floating Single Roaming (Spins in Circle, 1 land impact, texture change, & has configurable radius menu to roam randomly)

Emit soft subtle light. Extra pretty viewings on high settings, but beautiful rich baked hand painted textures that look wonderful on low settings as well. Soft textured petals~ All custom done, original mesh & texturing!

They have 9 soft and shiny petal texture options ranging from red, blue, black, white, pinks, purple, yellow, and more~

Extremely low land impact, with fully optimised LOD levels to look great from up close or far away.


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Saturday, February 10, 2018

Love Clouds & Lucky Chairs~


We've released our all-new Love Clouds today as a special exclusive item for our new Lucky Chair!


You'll find the new Lucky Chair with small & cozy seating area at our main store near our landing spot.

Due to the current store renovations, expect the Lucky Chair to be somewhat migratory in location, but it will remain largely the same.

Eventually we hope to add more products to it if this one does well~

Our Chair is currently restricted to [Dysfunctionality] group members, and on only a 5 minute timer for the first week.

There are no current plans to sell the Love Clouds standalone, but this may change in the future.
For now this is the only way you can get them.