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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Blooming Friday!


Hi all!

By time this post reaches you, I'll probably be in a different state, but don't worry, I'll be back on the 29th if there is any hiccups!

Meanwhile, I've set out our FLF item for this week~

For just 50L$ you can grab our lovely all new Blooming Trellis. 

Includes 8 bright and cheerful flower textures as well as a hand drawn ivy, and soft twinkling lights you can turn off.

It's only 1 land impact, and a big 3m tall. Great for filler on those barren walls ♥


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Please consider leaving a review if you buy on MP! We've been doing special raffles and giveaways for reviewers.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Simple Flower Patches~


This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have another new landscape item for you~

Our [DDD] Simple Flower Patches are a great accent to any yard or fields without alpha flicker.

They range from smaller plots up to a big 9m long patch, adding tons of bright colorful flowers for a mere 1 land impact!

You'll get 8 color options + a grass only choice, with 5 mesh shapes for just 25L$ this week only.

These include regionwide texture change, access menu, & kill all scripting.


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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Twinkling Ivy for FLF!


This week for Fifty Linden Friday we have some beautiful new ivy!

These all original 1 land impact mesh ivy plants come in 8 different mesh shapes, ranging from wall climbing, single strand, corner pieces, patches & more.

They each come scripted with 11 texture options, accessable via a regionwide texture change menu with access options & easy kill-all-scripts button!

You can also turn off the glowies from this menu if you wish for just plan ivy~

This giant pack is on discount for just 50L$ through the weekend for FLF!


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Please consider leaving a review if you purchase on Marketplace~ ♥

Monday, June 5, 2017

Fluffy Grass!


Fluffy grass~!

You'll get 6 texture options including an array of greens for Spring & Summer, some aged ones for Autumn, a Snowy for winter, and a fun rainbowy sherbet color for magical purposes.

4 Mesh shapes are included ranging from 4m in size 6.5m in size, and include both a randomized set of plots & a big gridular option for lawns.

Regionwide texture change, access menu, and kill all custom low lag scripts. ♥

Out now for a discounted 25L$ for this week only!


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If using Marketplace, please consider leaving a review. ♥

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

All-New Low Poly Lantern Set for 25L$ Tuesday!


On sale now for a limited huge discount, this Low Poly Lantern Set is the perfect low land impact ambiance piece you've been needing!

Included in this set is 10 individual meshes, each coming in at just 1 land impact (yes, even the 5-lantern ones!) with 6 texture options, materials enhanced, & on/off lighting options.


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Friday, May 26, 2017

Fifty Linden Friday : Cozy Cuddle Chair!


Out a little late due to a catmergency yesterday, we have an all-new and super low land impact Cozy Cuddle Chair for this weeks FLF!

It is a 2 land impact, all original mesh chair with optimised LODs & materials enhanced~

You'll get 4 texture options for the accents (purple, pink, blue, and green as shown) &
13 solo animations for males & female (2 can sit at a time, non synchronized) &
13 adorable PG couples cuddle animations for two, these are synchronized.

It's on super discount for this week, about 70% off!


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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Wrought Iron Chandelier for 25L$ Tuesday


A beautiful and timeless Wrought Iron Chandelier is our offering for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~

It includes 4 texture options ranging from a traditional cast iron-esque black, burnished brown, antiqued white, and tarnished silver.

You'll get the option for either on/off lighting with either manual or automatic (follows sim day/night cycle)

Additionally, it has a higher LOD option for those who may need such.

Only 1 land impact, and on huge discount for this week only.


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Please consider leaving a Marketplace review, we appreciate them greatly!