Welcome to our little blog where we announce all new releases for the Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctional Designs" where we sell high quality, themed, & low poly (low prim) furniture!

If you are seeking to purchase our products, please check us out:

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please contact Anke Hatchuk in Second Life, or leave a comment on any post. Thanks!

Saturday, July 26, 2014

The Neighborhood : Country Stable

This month for The Neighborhood, we're offering a beautiful "Country Stable"!

Only 10 land impact, including physics & working scripted doors~

Included is also 4 outside panel textures, and dirty/clean interior flooring options.

Mod/Copy & 100% Original Mesh

Pick it up for just 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT Saturday night, full price after.

Friday, July 25, 2014

FLF: Rose Bushes!


This month for Fifty Linden Fridays, we bring to you gorgeous Rose Bushes!

In this package, you'll receive 3 models: 
Roots only (shown)
Roots & dirt mound

Each of these is scripted to change between the over a dozen petal texture choices available.

Copy & Mod
1 Land Impact Each
& as always... 100% Original Mesh!

As a special bonus, you & your guests can get wearable roses by "Picking Roses" from the menu!

This is only available until 11:59pm SLT Friday* night for 50L$!

*Sale has been extended to Saturday night due to SL server issues causing problems for several customers. Enjoy!

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Alchemy at a steal!

Our 25L$ Tuesdays deal this week is the adorable simple "Alembic Alchemy Table!"

This simple table has texture change woods, books, oozies, and on/off light function.
Copy & Mod and
3 land impact, but comes in with a lot of details.

You can pick it up for the low price of 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT at our main store.

Saturday, July 19, 2014


Available for this months Genre : Baroque round, we have the
Baroque Crystal Chandelier!

This ornate and detailed chandelier comes in at 4 Land Impact with additional chains for 1 each.

4 Metal Options & Tintable Crystals as well as On/Off lighting make for a very functional piece. 

The gorgeous walled garden venue gave way for our inspiration:
The Secret Lotus Tree!

This tree is not only gorgeous on its own with foliage for the seasons and 5 flower texture options, as well as a working lantern... but it has a hidden secret!

This tree also includes 9 bondage animations (including whip & flogging props) as well as 4 aftercare style cuddle animations...

All tied into a neat 6 Land Impact tree.

Copy & Mod

You can pick this up at ROMP, as well as the Skylit Storefront building, also used as their premium display stores:


Thursday, July 17, 2014

A bit of modern!




Some new to us/re-releases from the Plumage merger!

Check them out at the main store next to where our discount day tent is~

Monday, July 14, 2014

Shepherd's Sandals for 25L$ Tuesday!

This pair of Shepherd's Sandals is perfect for just about any genre! Leather sandals are timeless.

Only 75L$ normally, these will be priced especially for 25L$ Tuesday for just 25L$ until 11:5pm SLT!


Shoe Info~

*Shoe fits "Slink AvEnhance Feet Female Flat" in size "M" - Other sizes may need to be readjusted. 

*Support for default SL avatar feet or other mesh feet is not provided. They are unrigged and mod in for sale version, so it is possible.

*Colors sold individually, not fatpack, not texture change.

*Must wear the default "Slink Flat Barefeet Shoe Base" base, using any other shoe base in addition or in substitution will probably not work without readjustment needed.

*Using hover other than 50 in body shape info will cause shoes to need readjustment.


Saturday, July 5, 2014

We Love... Kitchens!

It's true, we really do love kitchens, and apparently from so many requests... so does everyone else!

So for this round of We Love Roleplay, it's time for a new kitchen~

Olde Cottage Hearth is a corner style which would look great in many eras, including modern where you might see it in an old apartment or as an outdoors/patio cooking area!

It includes 4 masonry textures to help fit in to many environments... and is fully furnished!

Yes, you read that right, fully furnished... and only 5 land impact!

Copy & Mod as well as an On/Off flame in the hearth makes this an absolute steal at it's regular price of 365L$.

... but wait, there's more! Since this is released at We Love Roleplay, you'll find it for an additional 25% off, bringing the price to 274L$!