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Welcome to our little blog where we announce all new releases for the Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctional Designs" where we sell high quality, themed, & low poly (low prim) furniture!

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If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please contact Anke Hatchuk in Second Life, or leave a comment on any post. Thanks!

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Genre ~ The Ancients


New and exclusively at Genre til the end of the Ancients round, our Stone Garden Well is a highly detailed release!

Includes 3 stone texture choices including custom animated water and a handful of animation choices~

It is 8 land impact, copy & mod!


Monday, December 15, 2014

Splish-splash, it's 25L$ Tuesday!


It's that time again... 25L$ Tuesdays has arrived and with it another awesome new release from Dysfunctional Designs!

This week our offering is an all-new "Water Pump & Bucket"~ 

Just one land impact, 4 metal textures, and snowy variants including a neat realistic frozen water.

Perfect low land impact accompaniment for your year-round garden or town centre~!

Only available at the discount price of 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday!


We Love Snow-play!


Out now for We Love Roleplay's December round!

The Icy Pond is a simple, 9 land little piece you can resize to plop onto an existing water feature or create a new one - excellent for those with limited terraforming skills.

It's 9 land impact at the 22m x 24m size with one tree, but depending on if you resize it or add/remove trees, it may change.

Only 109L$ after the 25% is taken off~

You'll also find a free pair of ice skates to try it out with right next to the vendor!




Saturday, December 13, 2014

Hanging around The Neighbourhood~


Hanging Daybed is our latest release for The Neighbourhood event!

This 4 land impact, copy & mod Daybed which is suitable for both indoors and out, as well as all seasons of the year includes 3 couples cuddles and 4 platonic duo sets in addition to a wide variety of texture choices.

Included are 21 blanket options, 7 pillow choices, and a tintable sheet for a huge variety of choices to fit many environments.

It is available for just 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight (Saturday)!


Friday, December 12, 2014

A new freebie~


I never thought this would be so popular when I sent it out as an in-group gift some weeks ago, but it was!

I fished it from my inventory and into a gift vendor for you all, it is currently being displayed alongside the holiday candle & plates in the center of our winter display. 


Christmas is coming...


And with it, our new Christmas Tree for 2014 is out!

We are so proud to present this all-new tree just in time for the holiday season, and we hope you'll like it too!

The beautifully detailed, 3 land impact tree is covered in details~
7 Ribbon, 7 Star, 6 Branch, 7 Skirt, 5 Baubles, and 6 Glowing light choices lead this to be a near endless variety of combinations to customise your tree!

5 Presets that range from the traditional to the whimsy are also included.

This tree is only 50L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight (Friday) as a part of the Fifty Linden Friday event!

It'll still only be a mere 195L$ after the event is over, available permanently at our main store.
We hope you'll also take a moment to check out the rest of our seasonal items!


Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Gifting season!



Tis the time for holiday season, and it is also time for 25L$ Tuesday!

For this week, we're offering the versatile Holiday Giftboxes sets~

7 different shapes with 6 box textures, 6 tag options, and 4 ribbon choices with several tintable varieties~

Please be sure the version you're buying is what you need. Two versions exist: Giftable (NO COPY, TRANS) and Decorative (COPY, NO TRANS) and both are modify. You cannot get redeliveries on the Giftable version, but they can (obviously) be given with items inside to others!

Monday, December 8, 2014

RFL's Christmas Expo!

The annual Christmas Expo for Relay for Life of SL is here again, and we are proudly the Platinum Sponsor for Sim 1!

Stop by and support the American Cancer Society's research to fight this devastating condition.

This year, we're offering three texturesets 100% donation for the cause!

At an affordable 35L$ each, anyone can help out and get a little from it.




We also brought back our well beloved exclusive recolors of our Holiday Tree and Holiday Wreath for just 95L$ each, also 100% donation to RFL of SL!



So go ahead and stop on by our stall at Christmas Expo Sim 1 and peruse our donation items!



Tuesday, November 25, 2014

A frosty 25L$ Tuesday!



The weather outside here in much of the US is indeed, frightful!

So I hope you'll be spending some of this Tuesday inside, where it is much more... delightful!

For our 25L$ Tuesday offerings this week, we're giving thanks to our customers and providing a 2nd item on sale!

Double Street Lamp & Streetside Bench are two wonderfully scripted, 2 land impact decor pieces which come with optional snowy bits to let them be used year round~

Each has light scripting:
The Double Street Lamp turns on/off in addition to the snow visibility,
and The Streetside Bench has 3 couples & 6 set of duo seating in addition to the snow visibility!

Both are on sale for only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT TONIGHT! After that, they go up to their regular price of over 200L$ each!


Bonus! Cold breath particle emitter free in group notices!

NOTE: If you purchased these items prior to 2:30pm SLT, you will be getting an updated and fixed version of each as there is some awful script errors in each that were send out with the original ones.

If you did not get the update, hit up our redelivery terminal at the landing spot to get it, and please delete your old one so you don't accidentally use it.