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Welcome to our little blog where we announce all new releases for the Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctionality" where we sell high quality, themed, & low poly (low prim) furniture!

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If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please contact Anke Hatchuk in Second Life, or leave a comment on any post. Thanks!

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Twinkling Tuesday!



For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday we have some lovely ambient glowies~

Bright, shining, ever moving & changing glowies for your sim environment. Not only is the texture animated for a realistic twinkle, but they'll never look the same twice as the object is also slowly rotating.

Only 1 land impact for an 8m by 8m section.

Includes a night time only one, and one for on always!

From each, you have 9 colorways: 
Rosey (pinks) 
Firefly (yellow) 
Underwater (blues) 
Purples 
Flames (bright orange/yellow/red) 
Embers (muted orange/yellow/red) 
Brights (bright rainbow tones) 
White (tints) 
Pastels (pastel rainbow tones)

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday, and 95L$ after.









Tuesday, February 14, 2017

A little cubey Tuesday


The brother companion to our Pouf released a few weeks back~

The Little Simple Cube has 6 Furs, 4 Leathers, & 6 Color/Pattern options via texture menu~

Includes a lovey heart detail pink perfect for Valentine's Day!

Each with hand stitched details!

Additionally it has 15 solo sitting poses. ♥

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday.


SPECIAL VALENTINE'S GIFTING OPTION:

For today only, our vending system offers anonymous gifting for admiring from afar!

Check out the pic below for details. ♥







Saturday, February 11, 2017

Cuddle Bug~ Love is in the air with XOXO!


Everyone loves the fun & cute XOXO Hunt each year, and it's back!

This year we have an adorable new 2 land impact Cozy Heart Pillows for you & one other to share.

This low land impact all original mesh has 7 texture options:
White, Pink, Lavender, Blue, Red, Magenta, and Black!

You can change each pillow individually, or all at once to mix & match suitably.

It seats 2 with 8 couples cuddle poses, as well as 9 individual solo poses for two (18 total.)

You can get it FOR FREE by visiting our inworld XOXO display and saying in chat 'xoxo'!

Our % win rate is 25%, so you have a 1/4 chance of winning.

Unlucky? Visit tomorrow! The timer resets every 24 hours so you can try each day until the 25th.

Impatient? You can also buy it or gift it for 50L$ at any time through the vendor.

I hope you'll enjoy it~

Please be sure to grab a HUD and check out all the other participating stores while you're there. ♥



Monday, February 6, 2017

Light up your life for 25L$ Tuesday~


This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have an all-new Simple Metal Brazier!

It comes with 9 metal options included, as well as tinting very well.

Only 1 land impact each, and scripted to have a realistic on/off lighting function with just the press of a button.

Perfect for your backyard garden, patio, or medieval castle, or Gorean outpost.

Only 25L$ for this Tuesday, and full price after.




Thursday, February 2, 2017

Fifty Linden Friday~ Beanbag!



Fifty Linden Fridays is here, one of my favorite events~

For this round, I really went all out and made this plush looking leather beanbag with over two dozen texture change options, 8 pairs of single sits (seats 2, so 16 total), and 19 couples PG cuddles!

It's only 2 land impact, and low-lag scripted. ♥

You'll find it for the absolute bargain price of 50L$ for this Friday, and probably through Sunday since I like to be generous to my loyal customers. Full price after, though!

Out now, a bit early!







Monday, January 30, 2017

A Bench for Tuesday!


We have another all-new item for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday!

The simple 2 Land Impact, Copy & Mod Forest Plank Bench has 4 couples cuddles, 4 singles poses for male & female (8 total, seats 2 at a time)

Additionally, it has 5 texture options, including a snowy option for year-round use ♥

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday!



*Store Credit / Marketplace Review Promo!*

It's that time again~ We're doing another free store credit giveaway for Marketplace reviews!

Review any item for 25L$ inworld store credit!
&
If the item has no reviews prior, get a bonus 25L$ credit!

We are not soliciting positive reviews, but hopefully honest ones which take understanding that some items on the Marketplace are quite aged, and are priced down accordingly due to the quality/lack thereof compared to current model products.

Thank you for your honesty!

PLEASE READ:
  • One review per customer only will qualify for rewards.
  • Only items 50L$ or over qualify.
  • Store credit is awarded only. No gift cards. Credit is not transferrable.
  • Store credit is typically automatically applied on your next inworld transaction.
  • ONLY January 24th through February 5th!

TO CLAIM:

  1. Please send "Dysfunctionality Resident" an IM with a link to the product page of the item you reviewed on the account you did it.
  2. Dysfunctionality Resident should respond within 24-48 hours confirming your store credit.
  3. If you do not hear a response, please try again. It may have gone unseen or crashed.

TO CHECK:

 Click on any inworld vendor and select "Discounts" to see your loyalty discount & store credit balance.
These will be automatically applied on next purchase in the form of a refund to your L$ amount spent. Alternatively, you can click Buy->Reward Points on the vendor.

We thank you all for your participation and appreciation!

Please contact Dysfunctionality Resident with any questions.


Check out our Marketplace Store!


SPECIAL BONUS:

Some random lucky participants will get 100-500L$ bonuses at the end. ♥

Sunday, January 29, 2017

New group gift!


I was experimenting with grasses, and while they didn't turn out as I'd hoped, they aren't half bad!

So, since I did at least make a variety of textures for them, but don't feel right selling my experiments since I have bigger & better plans for grass meshes in the future...

It's a free group gift!

I hope you'll like it. 10 texture choices, ranging from the whimsy rainbows to autumn burnt, bright springs, dark greens, and winter options.♥

Please be sure you're in the Dysfunctionality group!


Product Updates!

The following items received updates!


Now with mod perms!



Now with mod perms!


Now with mod perms & on/off lighting scripts!


Now with mod perms & on/off lighting scripts!


Now with mod perms & on/off lighting scripts!


Now with mod perms!


Now with regionwide texture change & access menu!