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Welcome to our little blog where we announce all new releases for the Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctional Designs" where we sell high quality, themed, & low poly (low prim) furniture!

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If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please contact Anke Hatchuk in Second Life, or leave a comment on any post. Thanks!

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

25L$ Tuesday ~ Suspension Shelves, take 2!


The Book variant of our Suspension Shelves were such a hit last week, and so many people demanded other trinkets for their walls~

One highly requested was Bottles!

As was last week, you'll get both the versions included which are 1 LI if unlinked, yet remain 1 LI if you link 2 together.

Additionally, you'll get empty shelves C & D variant which are slightly different from last weeks A & B for extra variety.

This is only available til 11:59pm SLT at 25L$ ~ Full price after!


Tuesday, January 20, 2015

25L$ Tuesday ~ Suspension Shelves!



It's time~ 25L$ Tuesday is here again.

This week we have a simple set of Suspension Shelves, complete with books & an empty variant!

You get both the version with candle and with the decorative ball~

They're only 1 land impact each, but you can also link two together for just 1 land impact still~ So valued at closer to just .5 each.

Copy & Mod

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight, so hurry by!


Saturday, January 10, 2015

Cozy with The Neighbourhood~





One of our most popular monthly events, The Neighbourhood is back!

For this round we bring the Grand Stone Fireplace~

A beautiful and rustic hearth suitable to be the centrepiece of your home.


Although it is large at 4.5m wide, 3.5m tall, and 2.25m deep, this giant hearth comes in at only 4 land impact~ 

It has a working On/Off lighting fire which is oh-so-cozy & a couple of duo and cuddle animations thrown in!

The best part is that it's just 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight!



Friday, January 9, 2015

Ainur for Fifty Linden Friday


One of our most favorite events of the month is back, it's Fifty Linden Friday time!

For this round, we have the beautifully detailed Ainur Lantern. 

2 Land Impact, 7 Metal Choices, On/Off Lighting & Copy/Mod!

It's only 50L$ for FLF~ 


A little bit of kinky...


Our first round of the monthly ROMP is here! 

You may remember that we participated in the first Faire of ROMP last year, and it was so popular~

It is an event around celebrating "elegant kink" as they put it, and so we decided to make a new item which we hadn't before... A throne.

Our Carved Wooden Throne is a deliciously detailed, low land impact, and highly versatile piece that is sure to be the centre of any room you put it in.

It includes 9 fabric, 6 wood, and dozens of animations~

Only 2 land impact at included size, available for 395L$!


Monday, January 5, 2015

25L$ Tuesdays~ Wall Decor & More!


Out now, and all new for 25L$ Tuesday this week~!

Out Simple Wall Decor & Frames is a 2 land impact, copy & mod, and all original item for this week, and only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday.

It includes 6 wood texture changeable via texture change menu with easy delete script button.

Additionally, drag and drop your own 6 pictures~


We Love Books~


Out now for We Love Roleplay~

Brand new, low land impact, and very customisable set.

Every true Bibliophile must have their own study, complete with texture change for 6 wood options and many different book choices for endless variety~

Chair includes 7 quality animations, optional lamp has 4 textures and working on/off!

It's 25% off the duration of the month at the event location only, bringing the price to an amazingly low 259L$.






Tuesday, December 30, 2014


Happy 25L$ Tuesday and a very Happy New Years to you!

We hope you had a wonderful holiday season full of family, love, and joy~

Working back into our routine, 25L$ Tuesday is here and we have a Chubby Barrel o' Grog for you this week.

1 Land Impact, Copy & Mod, and dispenses wearable animated Mugs o' Grog (or whatever you claim they are...! Cider, etc~) for you & your guests~!

It is only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight so do hurry by to grab it now.





PS: Don't forget to snag this great free gift to be entered into the drawing, enter by Wednesday night!

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

25L$ Tuesdays & So much more!



25L$ Tuesday is upon us, and for this very festive week we come bearing not only a great deal until 11:59pm SLT tonight... but gifts, too!

Our [DDD] Tree Branch Baubles is an all new 1 land impact, texture changing festive piece for your wall, only 25L$ until midnight~!

... And our [DDD] Bauble Candle Tray is a very special holiday gift free to everyone at our main store! Find it in our Winter Display until the New Year when it will be retired to a group exclusive gift~


Additionally, if you grab the Bauble Candle Tray any time before then, you're entered into a fabulous giveaway of a gift card raffle to start your New Years off right!