Welcome to our little blog where we announce all new releases for the Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctionality" where we sell high quality, themed, & low poly (low prim) furniture!

If you are seeking to purchase our products, please check us out:

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please contact Anke Hatchuk in Second Life, or leave a comment on any post. Thanks!

Thursday, June 23, 2016


For this weeks FLF we have some all original art by Spiderloot, the lovely man-partner of our designer Harriet!

Bring home the captivating tales of "The Trade" and "The Confused Man", original medieval-styled artworks in handsome texture-change wooden frames for just 1 Land Impact.

No need to bring a cat to trade to the devil, just 50L$ for this weekend as a part of Fifty Linden Fridays~

PS: I forgot to post about it, but we have a 25L$ Tuesday item too!

We are planning to send a fix out for the flickering issue on the legs, so please keep posted.

Monday, June 13, 2016

A letter to you~

This weeks 25L$ Tuesday item is the Letter Piles ♥

Two piles, scattered or stacked, each just 1 land impact.

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Newport Hallway for Lazy Sunday!

As a compliment to the fun nautical theme we picked up on in the Newport Bathroom set, we've carried it through with this rope-handled Console table and wooden Octopus wall art!

Each is just 1 land impact and comes with multiple texture options as shown above, as well as a nice easy delete script button to keep things low lag!

Both include as well norm/spec textures to keep it extra nice looking on high graphics~

Only 75L$, over 50% off from the regular price of 185L$ through this weekend only.

Review Rewards Weekend!

Marketplace Review Promo!

From the 11th of June to the 13th of June 2016, we are having a promo for the Marketplace!

If you review any previously unreviewed product on the Marketplace, you get a 25L$ Gift Card for all products up to 100L$, and anything over 100L$ will get you a 50L$ gift card!

This includes any freebies, and any products purchased in the past, but only reviews posted THIS WEEKEND count. The review does not necessarily have to be glowing, but it should be fair and accurate. While we obviously are hoping for positive reviews, any honest review is accepted. Issues such as delivery problems are ineligible. (PS: You can get them redelivered inworld!)

If you have issues with the product such as permissions being wrong, or anything otherwise, please give me a chance to fix it for you before leaving a negative review. I don't bite! And if I've missed your message addressing it prior, please do bring it up. I miss stuff all the time.

To receive your 25L$/50L$ Gift Card, please ensure you leave the fair review, and send a message to "Anke Hatchuk" inworld, or leave a comment on this post linking to the page of the review & the avatar name. 

We will also add a bonus to the above: If you review a product over 250L$ which has already been reviewed, we will still give out a 50L$ gift card. 

Thank you for participating! :)

View our MP store! Newest listed first.

Limited one per customer per event period.

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Newport Bathroom @ TLC!

The Liaison Collaborative is back, this month with the fun Newport theme!

For this round we've led astray from the towel-draped expected layabouts for bikini clad women, and instead have brought a bathroom set! 

Everyone needs one of those, and at 1 LI per piece, how can you go wrong with this neutral set?

Tintable friendly, animations in the sink & toilet, and with the fun rope-encircled mirror, it's super versatile.

Only 245L$ for the full grouping at this months TLC.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

25L$ Doorsday

For 25L$ Tuesdays this week we have the cute Barn Door Decor~

Just a 2 land impact, ~2.5m tall unscripted decorative door for cluttering your walls!

It's only 25L$ through midnight SLT.

Monday, May 30, 2016

BUYNOW: Outdoors Brick Hearth!

A new event we're trying, and a Marketplace only exclusive for the first month~!

For it, we have a product we've slaved over this past week and hope you'll enjoy: The Outdoors Brick Hearth.

Included is two versions, the first is 1 land impact and has 4 textures + on/off feature.
However, due to SL limitations, this does not include inworld lighting. Simply, the prims light up and the fire turns on.

The second is 2 land impact, and on top of the 4 textures + on/off, this does include proper inworld lighting, particle embers, normal/specular maps, and a simple sit!

All of this for just 245L$.

We hope you'll enjoy it~

Tools for Tuesday!

25L$ Tuesday is back, and as a compliment to an upcoming release of our Outdoors Brick Hearth we have some Cooking Tools on a Rack!

Just 1 land impact simple decor~

Thursday, May 26, 2016

FLF - Bulb Beams!

Our original Bulb Beam was ever popular when it was released many moons ago, and so we've expanded on it with 3 more shapes for you to add to your collection~

At just 1-2 LI each with proper material support and projected lighting, they're sure to brighten up any room.

Just 50L$, regularly to be priced at 185L$ so do hurry by this weekend to snag the great deal~