Welcome!


Welcome to our little blog where we announce all new releases for the Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctionality" where we sell high quality, themed, & low poly (low prim) furniture!

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If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please contact Anke Hatchuk in Second Life, or leave a comment on any post. Thanks!

Sunday, January 15, 2017

25L$ Tuesday Fences!


This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have a brand new rustic fence set for you!

Included is 4 short pieces, a two-wide, and three-wide. Each is just 1 land impact~

There are 9 textures to choose from, and the script also includes access controls so others can change the textures, and a kill-all-scripts button.

Additionally, for the regular price of 95L$, we're releasing the matching Aged Wooden Paths!


Again with the same texture menu, set, and 1 land impact value ♥

You can find both at our main store~




Friday, January 6, 2017

Stoneware Pitcher Set for 25L$ Tuesday!


Our first 25L$ Tuesday in a long while, but here goes~

An all-new simple 1 land impact Stoneware Pitcher Set!

This set changes between 5 content settings (seen on left):
Milk, Water, Tea, Mead, and Wine!

Depending on what one sets it to be visually, it will also dispense properly a cup of such beverage that you & your guests may wear to drink~!

The faces are all tintable to add some color, but otherwise come in a soft neutral light tone with subtle aging. Please remember that any cups dispensed will still be white.

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~ Catch it now before it goes back to full price!




Wednesday, January 4, 2017

A free little biscuit jar~


Not quite something I'd feel comfortable selling, a basic biscuit jar~ 

This cute little 1 land impact jar takes tints well and dispenses an a simple little nommable biscuit for you & your guests.

It's free for group members of our Dysfunctionality store group, now at our freebie building!

Be sure to wear your tag, and stop by~!




Friday, December 23, 2016

End of Year Gift Card Sale!


Happy New Years & Merry Christmas everyone~

We've had a tumultuous year here at Dysfunctionality, but the 2017 year looks great!

We have new people coming in, and old people heading out, and hope to offer you some awesome new deals coming soon. 

Meanwhile, along with some store rearranging and retirement, I'm having a gift card sale.

25% off ALL Gift Cards, not just inworld, but Marketplace also!

Remember, they do only work on in-world vendors.

Stop by and grab some for last minute gifts, stocking stuffers, or future investments~



Monday, July 4, 2016

Beachy Tuesday!


For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday we have pastel and gradient madness in the form of a rug ♥

This 1 land impact, 9-texture change option rug comes with easy delete menu and normal mapping for extra realism.

Only 25L$ as a part of this weeks 25L$ Tuesday.

PS: We have a special rainbowified group gift one out in the Dysfunctionality group notices now!


Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Pulse Fundraiser!


Many of us have heard about the tragic attack on the gay bar, Pulse, in Orlando this year.

As the community often does, SLers have organized a new event to help raise funds for this tragic cause and those involved.

For it, we've rainbowified parts of our Nautical release recently, and set them for sale in these exclusive palettes for just 95L$, all of which is donated to the charity.

They also have auction boards for unique encounters and special custom gifts & more at the location, all for donation! Please check it out.


Tea Chair for Tuesday


We have a matching chair to our unique last weeks Tea Table, which has also been updated to fix the black flicker and add materials support.

The chair (like the table) is tint friendly! It also includes a few simple sits, including a basic eating, writing, and reading.

Only 25L$ as a part of this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~


Thursday, June 23, 2016

FLF!


For this weeks FLF we have some all original art by Spiderloot, the lovely man-partner of our designer Harriet!

Bring home the captivating tales of "The Trade" and "The Confused Man", original medieval-styled artworks in handsome texture-change wooden frames for just 1 Land Impact.

No need to bring a cat to trade to the devil, just 50L$ for this weekend as a part of Fifty Linden Fridays~



PS: I forgot to post about it, but we have a 25L$ Tuesday item too!

We are planning to send a fix out for the flickering issue on the legs, so please keep posted.