Welcome!


Welcome to our little blog where we announce all new releases for the Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctional Designs" where we sell high quality, themed, & low poly (low prim) furniture!

If you are seeking to purchase our products, please check us out:








If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please contact Anke Hatchuk in Second Life, or leave a comment on any post. Thanks!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Olde & Cozy 25L$ Tuesdays!


Stop by any time before 11:59pm SLT today/Tuesday to grab this adorable and realistic Olde Cast Iron Stove!

At only 1 land impact with realistic on/off lighting, copy & mod, and of course all original mesh it is a superb steal.

It would look awesome in some up and coming releases, so pick it up now and keep your eye on this blog & group notices for our new items in the coming weeks!


Monday, October 20, 2014

Mystic Realms Faire ~ Oh yes! It's still on!



This year, a new Faire began called the "Mystic Realms Faire" and we were very excited to be the primary sponsor & provide the buildings for the sims. 

We hope to be able to provide these buildings for sale in a pack in the near future, and hope you enjoy them!

The Faire runs until the 26th of october, so be sure to hurry by as at this point, the sims wont be full all the time.

We have a few adorable exclusive Halloween items which aren't available in our main store until after the event, and at just 95L$ each:








Friday, October 17, 2014

A Spooky Fifty Linden Fridays!


This week for FLF we have some adorable Spooky String Lights!

This huge pack includes 3 spreads for the strings - on a horizontal, hanging down tightly clustered, and hanging down loosely! 

Each comes with pumpkin only, spider only, bat only, and ghost only options as well as a mixed variant.

All of the lights are individually tintable, giving you endless versatility!



Tuesday, October 14, 2014

25L$ Tuesday ~ Hallow's Eve is coming ~


This 25L$ Tuesday we have a super cute Jack-o-Lantern!

This very awesome truly 3D lantern includes a lesser scripted option for rezzing, as well as a worn one with an animation!

Both have on/off lighting~

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight, so do head by:


Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Gaslamp Tuesday!


For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday we have the Gaslamp Quarter Streetlamps~

These are 1 LI for the wall or single version, and 2 LI for the double with fully functioning on/off lighting!

Also they come with 5 metal options for extra versatility~

They are specially made in mind with low lag, so the polygons and textures are low without looking low quality! The script is also very easy to remove via menu button.

Copy & Mod and as always, 100% Original Mesh!

Only at this low price until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday the 30th of September~


Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Smells like... 25L$ Tuesday!


Today brings to us another round of 25L$ Tuesdays~! 

This week we're offering the adorable "Perfumery Set" which includes a wide array of bottle & jar arrangements of 5-6 containers each.

Four are included (2 shown) and each has 4 texture options, some which are very gender neutral~

As a bonus, all bottles are included individually to spruce up individual spots!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT!


Saturday, September 20, 2014

Cozy Pumpkin Set... Fall is here!


Ohh, it's that time. The trees outside are turning beautiful shades of brown, orange, and red.
I love the sound of them rustling in the wind, and the nice cool breeze.

Today's The Neighborhood release celebrates the arrival of Autumn,
the "Cozy Pumpkin Set" is a 3 piece set that'll let you get cozy with your significant other, or just curl up on your own.

It includes:

Cozy Pumpkin Table with 6 Woods & 7 Cloth options as well as a tintable white of each

Cozy Pumpkin Candle working on/off lighting and 8 textures for the decorative pumpkin base

Cozy Pumpkin Pouf with 10 solo poses & 7 textures for the top or bottom. Optional version (+1 LI) with 4 cuddle poses (PG appropriate) is also included!

This detailed and adorable festive set is available for just 200L$ until midnight SLT Saturday (tonight)!