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Thursday, July 19, 2018

Our 1 land impact, interactive fireplaces are here!

Sorry for the massive delay in releasing these, I know some of you have been waiting months and months - I had to take a personal hiatus, but I should be back to semi-regular releases for the forseeable future.
Thanks for your patience.

Let me introduce you to Christine, Christian, Victoria, & Victor - the newest fireplace models with an all-new script system that is sister to the one used in our extremely popular Essential Campfire released earlier this year.

These gorgeously optimised fireplaces look fantastic in high graphics settings, with realistic projector lighting that gives you whole-room cozy atmosphere instantly, but they also look awesome and still flicker even with the lowest graphics settings & lights turned off!

Still only 1 land impact, and this time they also include a massive mix 'n' match texture change menu to customise to your hearts desire.

This Thursday & Friday you can pick up Christine for just 50L$.
The FLF Sale is now over, thank you for your support and participation.

Christian, Victoria, Christine, and Victor are available Thursday the 19th through Sunday the 22nd for 20% off on MP, 25% off inworld, or 35% off inworld with our mainstore group [Dysfunctionality].

• Corner & Flat wall version both included 
• Versatile 29+19+2 texture change menu 
• 5 unique burning On states + Off 
• Baked On & Off textures 
• Handmade, realistic animated flames (not particle) 
• Flickering inworld lights & animated projector lighting 
• Inworld lighting changes to match tinting of flame 
• Additional particle embers & smoke clouds 
• Configurable automatic timers & pause 
• Optional sound via menu button
• Access control menu for group, everyone, or owner (default)
• Detailed Materials 
• Custom low poly LODs for 3 levels, strongly visible for approx 100m on default 2.0 LOD factor, 200m on 4.0 
• Custom very low lag scripting (avg: 0.003164 ms of CPU time consumed.) 
• Easy-delete script button

Be sure to stop by to buy or gift before these sale prices are gone!


Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Quirky Tuesday~

This week we have the unusual and unique offering of this slightly cartoony, Low Poly-styled Cactus Lamp!

This adorable lamp is LOD optimised, materials enhanced, just 1 land impact, & has functional on/off states on click.

Only 25L$ this week

Monday, March 19, 2018

Finders, Keepers!

The Finders, Keepers hunt is back on this month - a few days late on my posting - sorry!

Stop by and get these Twinkle Poppies for FREE by seeking out the golden pot~

The Twinkly Clover are also just 38L$ for this adorable 3-piece mini-pack for a limited time (til the 24th!)
 Simply find the cute display at the end of the twinkly green path!

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Flickering Fairy Bottles~

A beautifully detailed & corked glass bottle filled with soft swirling lights~

This lovely bottle features magical flickering inworld projector & ambient lighting, as well as detailed materials, & a fun twinkle noise on click, as if the tiny spirits are giggling or chattering at you.

Only 25L$ this week!

Please consider leaving a review, I read each of them and appreciate them a lot.

PS : The twinkles in the background are our Twinkling Glowies mixed with a group gift firefly particle emitter.

Friday, March 9, 2018

Delicate Ivy @ Blush!

Our latest and best ivy set ever is out now~

The goal with the Delicate Ivy set was to address many of the comments brought up on our very popular Twinkling Ivy last year, such as other twinkle colour choices, bare/snowy options for year round use, reverse shapes, and more detailed ivy.

I hope we've succeeded - while I may update the pack with a few more shapes than the 9 eventually, I'm very pleased with the 6 texture choices & twinkle choices coming in two densities on a regionwide access control menu.

Regardless of that, this set is available at the price of 195L$, and exclusively at Blush until March 25th!

Here is a preview of the twinkles in action~

Friday, March 2, 2018

Essential Campfire: 75% off limited time promo!

Our new Essential Campfire is out - and if you've been following me and my journey with it, you'll know what a labor of love it has been.

This simple campfire comes with a robust custom scripted menu, optimised around what all I could squeeze from 1 land impact.

That includes 6 gorgeous custom states, each with their own intensity in realistic flickering lighting, particles, sound, etc~ You can also turn the sound off!
Additionally, you're able to choose to pause on each individually, or to let it burn down using the custom timers to adjust from 5 minutes to 5 hours.

We've included a bonus experimental feature, allowing at least 16 users to sit around the campfire and warm their hands! Please read the included documentation for caveats and questions.

A rad bonus feature is that of tinting - I know many of my customers are in fantasy sims, and you may want a fire that is a wilder colour - we support this! You're able to tint the object, and it will automatically adjust the lighting to match for perfect ambiance every time.

I hope you'll love it, and to get the word out on what I consider an amazing campfire, it's out for just 50L$ through the weekend as a special limited time offer, before returning to its full price permanently.

PS: Please consider leaving us a review, it's appreciated beyond measure.
 Thank you for your support!

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Floating Flower Candles

All new Flower Candles! ♥

A set of beautiful flower floating candles! They spin slowly on your waters surface, Prim or Linden water will work.

This product has 3 versions: 
Floating Trio (3 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact for all 3, change textures individually) 
Floating Single (1 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact, texture change) 
Floating Single Roaming (Spins in Circle, 1 land impact, texture change, & has configurable radius menu to roam randomly)

Emit soft subtle light. Extra pretty viewings on high settings, but beautiful rich baked hand painted textures that look wonderful on low settings as well. Soft textured petals~ All custom done, original mesh & texturing!

They have 9 soft and shiny petal texture options ranging from red, blue, black, white, pinks, purple, yellow, and more~

Extremely low land impact, with fully optimised LOD levels to look great from up close or far away.