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Welcome to our little blog where we announce all new releases for the Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctional Designs" where we sell high quality, themed, & low poly (low prim) furniture!

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Saturday, May 2, 2015

FLF ~ His Chair



Fifty Linden Friday's is this week, and we have an awesome chair for our roleplayers this evening.

Suitable for medi-fantasy environments, as well as more modern realms with the inclusion of latex/plastic based texturesets & darker realms with red/black textureset.

His Chair includes up to 36 animations from the menu for 2 people, ranging from solo, couple cuddles, and couple adult.


You'll get both the PG and Adult tagged versions for flexibility, all at just 50L$ for this weekend.

Full price of 175L$ applies after this limited weekend sale!


Friday, April 3, 2015

Flutter in to The Neighbourhood for Spring~


The Neighbourhood has arrived again, and for this months round we have a brand-new critter for livening up your land~

This Spring, bring realistic flitting and fluttering Butterflies to your home through our Butterfly Rock~ Copy &  Mod!


Clicking this simple rock will rez 1, 3, or 5 butterflies per rock at a time. You get to pick individual colors for a flock or to let the rock choose at random!

Each Rock is only 1 land impact, and each butterfly is also only 1 land impact, so each rock could have 6 prims used at once with a max of 5 butterflies rezzed.

Click your rock again to be able to delete specific/all butterflies again after~


For this weekend only, the Butterfly Rock is out for just 200L$.




Easter is Arriving!


This year is passing quickly! Spring has arrived, and with it the ever memorable Easter arrives~

This year we're celebrating with a fun new toy for you all!

Easter Egg Basket is a Copy/Mod/No Trans Attachment Basket~

It can be rezzed, too. Includes wicker basket/ribbon texture changing as well.

Not only is it festive and fun in a lovely sense, sprinkling eggs as you go, but you can also take an innocent jab at fun by shooting your friends with it!

To activate the fun bazooka-egg gun mode, just go in to mouselook, aim, and fire.

To add to that, it's available now for just 50L$ as a part of Fifty Linden Friday! 

Stop by to get a basket of fun~


Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Mrooo~ Bessie the Cow has arrived at TFC!



The Fantasy Collective opened on the 20th!

We are starting our larger critter line with... cows~

Bessie the Cow is a 2 land impact cow for you to take home. She comes with options for either sitting on her, or a mooing/grazing animated option as well.

She also comes with 7 breed texture choices.

Copy, Mod, and only 145L$!


Happy 25L$ Tuesday~


The Essential Rug is your simple, worn down, & homey rug suitable for your home. 

It's only 1 land impact, includes 8 texture options, and is copy & mod~

It takes alternative texture choices fairly well also!

You'll find it for just 25L$ today as a part of the 25L$ Tuesday sale.


Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Dragony Tuesday~



It's that time again for 25L$ Tuesday!

For this weeks round we have a very detailed metal Dragon Wall Lantern~

It's only one land impact, has 4 metal texture choices, and includes an on/off realistic lighting function!


It's only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday, so stop by and grab it now~


Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Strawberry Spring~



25L$ Tuesday has arrived again, and a bit more of Spring is trickling on by~

Come check out these beautiful just-sprouting Strawberry growing totems!

Full of adorable little green leaves and soft white flowers, these totems have a few wood texture choices, and are just perfect for decorating gardens, greenhouses, walkways, and more!

Only 25L$ for today's sale only, so do hurry by! 

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Cozy Country Neighbourhood


All new kitchen available for this months The Neighbourhood~!

A cozy and warm Country Kitchen, petite enough to fit in even the smallest of homes, but featured enough for larger and full of rustic charm~


Included are separable oven and cabinet/sink sets, 1 Land Impact & 3 Land Impact per each. 


7 Wood Textures, 6 Backsplash, 5 Marble Countertops, 6 Oven Colors & 4 Accent Metals to give a huge array of variety to your new kitchen at a very low land impact cost!

Only 200L$ for The Neighbourhood through 11:59pm SLT Saturday night only~





Friday, March 6, 2015

Flittering, fluttering Dragonflies~



Some beautiful Dragonflies have fluttered in to our store this evening~ And you can bring them home for just 50L$ as a part of Fifty Linden Friday's!

Only 1 land impact each, and scripted to fly around realistically as well as including several texture choices, and the option for changing the radius for which your dragonflies can hover.

Stop by our main store to grab your copy and herald in Spring with these lively little bugs!