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Welcome to our little blog where we announce all new releases for the Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctional Designs" where we sell high quality, themed, & low poly (low prim) furniture!

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If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please contact Anke Hatchuk in Second Life, or leave a comment on any post. Thanks!

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

A gorgeous winter home~


We're in The Liaison Collaborative event this month, and have a gorgeous new Mountain Lodge Retreat available for it!

A beautiful, efficient, and low land impact large scale home with large outdoor patio.


This 3 bedroom, 2 bath (or closet, your choice) comes in at 22m x 28m and is only 44 Land Impact with working and lockable doors as well as a functional on/off fireplace.


It was made with customisation in mind, and all doors are tintable, walls retexturable (with two included), as well as floors being able to be changed with your own textures. Several surfaces are provided for extra variety.


We hope you'll enjoy it and get cozy!


25L$ Tuesday~ Boaty!




It's Tuesday again!


Stop by for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday deal, a huge pack that includes not only beautifully made props of a boat and dock set... 


But a functioning, scripted option that dispenses, for the public, boats to ride around in!

All this just for 25L$, only til 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night~





Friday, November 14, 2014

Fifty Linden Friday & The Neighborhood!


These adorable Log & Branch Deer are available now for Fifty Linden Fridays, extended sale through Saturday 11:59pm SLT!

1 Land Impact each with the 4 included models in both snowy and plain wood options.


Our classic store buildings, now available for personal use!

Slope Roof Shops have been our primary storefronts for well over a year now, and now that we're planning big ideas in our future, we've decided to let them go.

As a part of The Neighborhood sale, they'll be available for a reduced price of 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT Saturday~!

Each is just a meager 2 or 3 land impact each with proper working physics, ready and prepared for your needs.



Tuesday, November 11, 2014

We Love Roleplay ~ Unisex Boots!


This November round of We Love Roleplay, we brought something that both the men and rough ladies should enjoy ~ Leather Spat Boots.

Included are 5 options, sold individually or as a fatpack.

After the 25% discount, they're just shy of 260L$ for all 5, or under 75L$ each!

Unisex, unrigged, and only 1 LI when rezzed to decorate your house~


25L$ Tuesdays~


We have had so many requests over the years for this build, formerly reserved exclusively for our in-store only use.

It is available now for 25L$ Tuesday as an exclusive deal.

Due to my failure at sending this out at the right time, I'm leaving it out until 11:59pm SLT Wednesday.



Friday, November 7, 2014

Enchantment!



This month we are participating in the event called "Enchantment"! 

This is our first time, and we hope you will enjoy our offerings, based on the theme of it - Rumplestiltskin~

It is a stamp rally system, where you can purchase a specially marked item from any of the participating 20 stores that includes an Enchantment Stamp Card, then wear it & click the stamp stations at each of the 20 stores to fill the card.

Once your card is full, you can redeem it for a free prize from any of the participating stores, so for example if you buy our Spinning Wheel for 145L$ above, and fill the stamp card, you get the Baby Bassinet for free!

A special note, the Gilded/Embellished Baby Bassinet is EXCLUSIVE to this Enchantment prize, it wont ever be sold again in that version after.

You can check out the information and buy the Spinning Wheel at our main store~ 


Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Rustic Lil' Spooky Tuesday~


This week for 25L$ Tuesday we're offering an adorable little Halloween themed rustic decor for the end of the season celebration. 

Come grab this cute Lil' Ghosties Trio for just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight!

Each is just 1 LI each, or when linked 2 LI total and has the option for one of the cute faces above or a blank face option as well.

Copy, Mod, and totally original.



Saturday, October 25, 2014

The Neighborhood ~ A Cozy Retreat!



For this weeks round of The Neighborhood, we are oh-so-exicted to reveal a project we've been working on... Skybox Environment Dome!

The first dwelling to be placed in it is our Rustic Cabin Retreat, a medium sized two room cabin with functioning windows & shutters!

The whole thing fits perfectly on a 1024x1024 size plot, or 30x30m! It is only a meager 21 land impact combined with 9 environment presets, including 2 with rain and 2 with snow!

The Skybox is Copy/Mod/ No Transfer
The Environment Dome is Copy/No Mod/No Transfer

It is available at the bargain of an introductory price of 200L$ for the Neighborhood event which began today. We'll be leaving it out until midday Sunday due to the late sending of this blogpost & accompanying notice.

If you visit after that, it'll still be only 295L$ every day price!


Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Olde & Cozy 25L$ Tuesdays!


Stop by any time before 11:59pm SLT today/Tuesday to grab this adorable and realistic Olde Cast Iron Stove!

At only 1 land impact with realistic on/off lighting, copy & mod, and of course all original mesh it is a superb steal.

It would look awesome in some up and coming releases, so pick it up now and keep your eye on this blog & group notices for our new items in the coming weeks!