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Friday, September 14, 2018

Little Blue Velvet Lounger for FLF!

For Fifty Linden Friday's this weekend we have the Little Blue Velvet Lounger ♥

This cute 3 land impact silky-soft, cozy lounger seats two with 7 solo female seating choices and 9 male solo seating choices, plus a large array of couples PG cuddles~ 

It's only 50L$ this weekend, a huge discount off of the regular price.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Antique Table Set for FLF!

These have sat on my platform for far too long, but they're out now!

The matching velvet chair & couch will be out eventually, but no promises or ETAs.

Featuring 27 beautiful texture choices ranging from fun metal tones, painted hues in jewel & pastel options, and a variety of woods.

You'll receive both the Coffee Table & Side Table, each which are 1 land impact at the included sizes.

These match beautifully with our Fireplaces, and will have plenty of future options as well.

Only 50L$ this Friday as a part of Fifty Linden Friday, 145L$ regularly priced after.


Saturday, August 4, 2018

Magic Gem Lights!

Our latest release is out now at the main store (Marketplace now available!)

Stop by to check out our beautiful new Magic Gem Lights - a series of 11 unique meshes with gorgeously detailed metal textures & hand sculpted crystals.

These gorgeous 1 land impact lights feature all original hand-sculpted meshes baked down in to the perfect low poly, low lag lanterns for any mystical environment.

Featuring impeccable LODs to be visible without any degrading, 9 rich metals, and infinite tinting possibilities with the gem light with subtle and soft glow pulses at random intervals.

You'll also receive a chain extension - if you're crafty with texture repeating, you can make this stretch to fit any ceiling height.

These are sold individually. Please be sure the version you are purchasing is what is named/pictured - this is not a fatpack. You'll be receiving the model on the LEFT of the advert only.

The following models are on sale for just 50L$ this Saturday & Sunday:
Swirl, Star, Rings, Diamond, Triangle, and Focus

The remaining 5 are at their every day price of 95L$ (and 5% off for group members!) and available exclusively at the main store.

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Our 1 land impact, interactive fireplaces are here!

Sorry for the massive delay in releasing these, I know some of you have been waiting months and months - I had to take a personal hiatus, but I should be back to semi-regular releases for the forseeable future.
Thanks for your patience.

Let me introduce you to Christine, Christian, Victoria, & Victor - the newest fireplace models with an all-new script system that is sister to the one used in our extremely popular Essential Campfire released earlier this year.

These gorgeously optimised fireplaces look fantastic in high graphics settings, with realistic projector lighting that gives you whole-room cozy atmosphere instantly, but they also look awesome and still flicker even with the lowest graphics settings & lights turned off!

Still only 1 land impact, and this time they also include a massive mix 'n' match texture change menu to customise to your hearts desire.

This Thursday & Friday you can pick up Christine for just 50L$.
The FLF Sale is now over, thank you for your support and participation.

Christian, Victoria, Christine, and Victor are available Thursday the 19th through Sunday the 22nd for 20% off on MP, 25% off inworld, or 35% off inworld with our mainstore group [Dysfunctionality].

• Corner & Flat wall version both included 
• Versatile 29+19+2 texture change menu 
• 5 unique burning On states + Off 
• Baked On & Off textures 
• Handmade, realistic animated flames (not particle) 
• Flickering inworld lights & animated projector lighting 
• Inworld lighting changes to match tinting of flame 
• Additional particle embers & smoke clouds 
• Configurable automatic timers & pause 
• Optional sound via menu button
• Access control menu for group, everyone, or owner (default)
• Detailed Materials 
• Custom low poly LODs for 3 levels, strongly visible for approx 100m on default 2.0 LOD factor, 200m on 4.0 
• Custom very low lag scripting (avg: 0.003164 ms of CPU time consumed.) 
• Easy-delete script button

Be sure to stop by to buy or gift before these sale prices are gone!


Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Quirky Tuesday~

This week we have the unusual and unique offering of this slightly cartoony, Low Poly-styled Cactus Lamp!

This adorable lamp is LOD optimised, materials enhanced, just 1 land impact, & has functional on/off states on click.

Only 25L$ this week

Monday, March 19, 2018

Finders, Keepers!

The Finders, Keepers hunt is back on this month - a few days late on my posting - sorry!

Stop by and get these Twinkle Poppies for FREE by seeking out the golden pot~

The Twinkly Clover are also just 38L$ for this adorable 3-piece mini-pack for a limited time (til the 24th!)
 Simply find the cute display at the end of the twinkly green path!

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Flickering Fairy Bottles~

A beautifully detailed & corked glass bottle filled with soft swirling lights~

This lovely bottle features magical flickering inworld projector & ambient lighting, as well as detailed materials, & a fun twinkle noise on click, as if the tiny spirits are giggling or chattering at you.

Only 25L$ this week!

Please consider leaving a review, I read each of them and appreciate them a lot.

PS : The twinkles in the background are our Twinkling Glowies mixed with a group gift firefly particle emitter.