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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Floating Flower Candles



All new Flower Candles! ♥

A set of beautiful flower floating candles! They spin slowly on your waters surface, Prim or Linden water will work.

This product has 3 versions: 
Floating Trio (3 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact for all 3, change textures individually) 
Floating Single (1 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact, texture change) 
Floating Single Roaming (Spins in Circle, 1 land impact, texture change, & has configurable radius menu to roam randomly)

Emit soft subtle light. Extra pretty viewings on high settings, but beautiful rich baked hand painted textures that look wonderful on low settings as well. Soft textured petals~ All custom done, original mesh & texturing!

They have 9 soft and shiny petal texture options ranging from red, blue, black, white, pinks, purple, yellow, and more~

Extremely low land impact, with fully optimised LOD levels to look great from up close or far away.


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Saturday, February 10, 2018

Love Clouds & Lucky Chairs~


We've released our all-new Love Clouds today as a special exclusive item for our new Lucky Chair!


You'll find the new Lucky Chair with small & cozy seating area at our main store near our landing spot.

Due to the current store renovations, expect the Lucky Chair to be somewhat migratory in location, but it will remain largely the same.

Eventually we hope to add more products to it if this one does well~

Our Chair is currently restricted to [Dysfunctionality] group members, and on only a 5 minute timer for the first week.

There are no current plans to sell the Love Clouds standalone, but this may change in the future.
For now this is the only way you can get them.


Friday, February 9, 2018

XOXO is back!


One of our favorite yearly events is back - XOXO!

For this fun, easy, and free to play game you just have to visit the main store, locate the XOXO booth, and type 'xoxo' in local chat to it. ♥

You'll have a 20% chance per day, for the next 9 days, to win it entirely for free~

If you're super unlucky or impatient, and wish to buy it for yourself or someone else, then the cost is reduced for the event - just 50L$!

Includes 24 quality solo seat choices with 10 textures as shown.


Tuesday, February 6, 2018

A little love!


Out now for 25L$ through Valentine's Day, our Love-Love Twinkles are an adorable new twinkle pack featuring 10 versatile mesh shapes & 5 texture choices including tintable white~



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Sunday, February 4, 2018

Bubbling up a brothy brew~


We're back for We ♥ Roleplay this month, bringing you an all-new stylized cauldron for your home & sim~

Perfect for Harry Potter fanatics, Goreans, Medieval-fantasy roleplayers, and so many more - even just hardcore campers!

Only 1 land impact, with 4 beautiful texture choices + On/Off lighting with baked & enhanced materials, optimised LODs, as well as a single non adjustable stirring animation with spoon.

The soup is easily replaced by your favorite other opaque texture.

It is 25% off this month, bring it down to only 147L$ at the event location only.


Thursday, February 1, 2018

Timeless~


Fifty Linden Friday is back, and with it we have the paired table set to the exceptionally popular Lawson Couch & Chair set - the Timeless Tables.

These beautiful golden embellished wooden tables come with a variety of textures to take you through the ages, from soft & cute pastels, to rich and dark choices.

Each is just 1 land impact, LOD optimised, materials enhanced, physics enabled & sure to be an excellent choice on roleplay, modern, or fantasy sims. 

They're currently over 60% off, just 50L$ through the weekend.



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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Ethereal Clouds, for Blush~!



Blush opens at midnight SLT tonight for it's second round~ We're releasing some lovely all-new twinkling mesh clouds there for you!

These gorgeous mesh clouds, trails, and sparkle clouds are sure to add infinitely versatile magic to any of your photos, sim builds, dreamy waterways, illuminated paths, and so much more.

They'll twinkle in the most enchanting of ways, perfect with just minor adjustments to tint, glow, and transparency to fit everywhere!

Included in this pack is a variety of themed cloud and sparkle or sparkle only combinations, each are 1 land impact at default sizing. 

Anything which is White Sparkles or White/Tint will have 3 faces you may individually select to tint.

You'll receive 5 Cloud & Cloud Trails in coordinating colors:
Lovely: Soft pink and white hues, perfect for the cute look~
Icey: Blues and grays, great tinted for underwater!
Heavenly: Soft golds and whites, a truly dazzling appearance.
Mysterious: Violet and cooler hues for a mystical feeling.
White/Tintable: Each includes 3 faces for you to customise, or use as white only! You can get some amazing looks.

Sparkles are ONLY sparkles and no clouds. There is 3 versions, one which is tintable.

I *highly recommend* adjusting the glow, transparency, and tint of your items to customise them to the environment or backdrop you intend to use them in. It is *very likely* the default ones may not be perfect for you. Please use "Select Face" and edit them in the Texture tab of the edit menu.

Twinkle Heart is just a flat heart and has only 1 face, unlike the rest of the set. It's pinkish and matches with Lovely items.

Please use caution with resizing, the sparkles won't look right at huge scales.