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Welcome to our little blog where we announce all new releases for the
Second Life mesh based store "Dysfunctionality" where we sell high
quality, themed, & low poly (low prim) furniture!

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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Snowsday!


Snows here! With our recent release of the [DDD] Simplest Snow - a low lag falling snow option without laggy particles & with easy cleanup, we decided to also add snow piles~

Perfect for when you're not quite committed to turning the whole shebang to a snowstorm, but there is definitely some (maybe a lot) of snow building up.

These 1 land impact, materials enhanced snowpiles are 9m - 12m each and include 5 unique meshes ranging from a soft delicate dusting to thick piles.

All done for the season? With one easy click, you can delete the snow! Not a fan of scripts? You can just also delete the scripts, and delete the snow manually later. Yay!

Grab them at their discounted price of just 25L$ this week only:


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Saturday, November 11, 2017

Simplest Snow @ Sad November


Our all-new Simplest Snow pack is here!

This 3 piece original mesh set includes giant 1 prim snowing fields, with an easyClean HUD to remove either excess scripts, or the items themselves at the end of the season.

Extremely low lag mesh snow, a great time and alternative to particle effects.

Friday, November 10, 2017

The Evil Queen's Throne.


A beautiful golden touched Royal Throne, right from Snow White's castle in inspiration ♥

Now you can be your own Evil Queen, complete with showy peacock or without on the back of throne, jewels of which compliment 6 silken choices for seating.

Includes 30 solo seating choices for the primary sitter, and 5 'complimentary' secondary seater choices. Additionally there is 11 Cuddles of the PG nature. If you choose the adult version, there will also be 22 handpicked choices.

Materials enhanced, low lag custom scripting, 1.3m wide & 1m deep.

Available at Enchantment starting at 12pm NOON Nov 11th.


(PS: Our dear friend Valena Vacano has a set of fun Snow White themed poses in our booth, the proceeds of which will go to help pay off emergency vet bills. Please grab them!)

Cozy Stag Console for FLF!



Happy Fifty Linden Friday everyone! ♥

Our newest release, a 1 land impact runner table with two beautifully sculpted and posed deer and a massive texture menu~

Each part is individually customisable with: 
• 10 colors for the stags + 10 aged versions + 4 metal versions. 
• 11 colors for the table, including pastel or natruals + 10 distressed versions. 
• 11 colors for the fluffy fur runner, including a tintable white & gray. 
• Easy delete, low lag custom script for when you're done!

Approximately 2.25m long and .7m deep at 1 land impact. Resizing may impact. All one object.

I hope you'll love it as much as we do~


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Thursday, November 9, 2017

Christmas Tree Sale!

To kick off the season and make way for the new, we're offering our old models of [DDD] Christmas Tree and [DDD] Holiday Tree at over 50% off! 

Available to buy or gift for just 95L$ for a limited time only. You can grab them on the Marketplace, or inworld!
 ❄ 🎄 🌟 


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ALREADY BOUGHT ONE WITHIN THE PAST 30 DAYS? Send me an IM! ♥


Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Dandesweet Days~



Beautiful patches of Dandelion Fields! These dainty little fields add a soft swaying touch to any home, garden, field, etc!

Soft and fluffy fields that compliment existing grass patches nicely, they WILL conflict with other alpha materials (some of our other grasses or flowers will not), but that is the tradeoff for looking so delicate.

These fields come with 5 mesh shapes, ranging from simple round plots perfect to accent existing fields of grass, to rectangular shaped ones better suited for lining houses or filling gardenbeds, as well as a much bigger 9m long rectangular field to fill up lots of space!

You'll get 7 grass textures: Overcast, Wintery, Meadows, Spring, Sunshine, Summer, & Autumn.

Each is a mere 1 land impact at the included size.

Per usual, with mesh, resizing may alter land impact.

Regionwide texture change, access menu, and kill all custom low lag scripts. ♥

BONUS: Two, single texture only, large SCULPTY type fields are included which compliment the Dandesweet line but will fill up large spaces (default 20 by 20 meters) with only 1 land impact.


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Thursday, November 2, 2017

2017 Customer Survey


Hello all! ♥

So crazy, but the end of the year is nearly here~ We're starting to make Christmas things already!

Next year we hope to continue to bring you more low land impact quality furniture, but to do so, we really need your feedback for this year!

Please consider taking 3 minutes of your time to fill out our customer survey form @ https://goo.gl/pUuXDD

If you choose to sign it non-anonymously, you'll also get 50L$ store credit!

Thank you all so much for this amazing year, and can't wait for next ♥

Anke
(&co!)


Monday, October 30, 2017

Swaying Leafy XL Bushes!


Seasonal swaying bushes of extra large size are here!

By popular request, we've converted our existing Twinkling Leafy bushes in to a larger format, allowing customers to have bushes up to 9m long or 5m tall for just 1 LI.

These are meant to be filler, and make excellent backdrops.

Included is an array of seasonal appropriate and fantasy tones.

Grab or gift your copy:


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