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Friday, December 23, 2016

End of Year Gift Card Sale!

Happy New Years & Merry Christmas everyone~

We've had a tumultuous year here at Dysfunctionality, but the 2017 year looks great!

We have new people coming in, and old people heading out, and hope to offer you some awesome new deals coming soon. 

Meanwhile, along with some store rearranging and retirement, I'm having a gift card sale.

25% off ALL Gift Cards, not just inworld, but Marketplace also!

Remember, they do only work on in-world vendors.

Stop by and grab some for last minute gifts, stocking stuffers, or future investments~

Monday, July 4, 2016

Beachy Tuesday!

For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday we have pastel and gradient madness in the form of a rug ♥

This 1 land impact, 9-texture change option rug comes with easy delete menu and normal mapping for extra realism.

Only 25L$ as a part of this weeks 25L$ Tuesday.

PS: We have a special rainbowified group gift one out in the Dysfunctionality group notices now!

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Pulse Fundraiser!

Many of us have heard about the tragic attack on the gay bar, Pulse, in Orlando this year.

As the community often does, SLers have organized a new event to help raise funds for this tragic cause and those involved.

For it, we've rainbowified parts of our Nautical release recently, and set them for sale in these exclusive palettes for just 95L$, all of which is donated to the charity.

They also have auction boards for unique encounters and special custom gifts & more at the location, all for donation! Please check it out.

Tea Chair for Tuesday

We have a matching chair to our unique last weeks Tea Table, which has also been updated to fix the black flicker and add materials support.

The chair (like the table) is tint friendly! It also includes a few simple sits, including a basic eating, writing, and reading.

Only 25L$ as a part of this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~

Thursday, June 23, 2016


For this weeks FLF we have some all original art by Spiderloot, the lovely man-partner of our designer Harriet!

Bring home the captivating tales of "The Trade" and "The Confused Man", original medieval-styled artworks in handsome texture-change wooden frames for just 1 Land Impact.

No need to bring a cat to trade to the devil, just 50L$ for this weekend as a part of Fifty Linden Fridays~

PS: I forgot to post about it, but we have a 25L$ Tuesday item too!

We are planning to send a fix out for the flickering issue on the legs, so please keep posted.

Monday, June 13, 2016

A letter to you~

This weeks 25L$ Tuesday item is the Letter Piles ♥

Two piles, scattered or stacked, each just 1 land impact.

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Newport Hallway for Lazy Sunday!

As a compliment to the fun nautical theme we picked up on in the Newport Bathroom set, we've carried it through with this rope-handled Console table and wooden Octopus wall art!

Each is just 1 land impact and comes with multiple texture options as shown above, as well as a nice easy delete script button to keep things low lag!

Both include as well norm/spec textures to keep it extra nice looking on high graphics~

Only 75L$, over 50% off from the regular price of 185L$ through this weekend only.

Review Rewards Weekend!

Marketplace Review Promo!

From the 11th of June to the 13th of June 2016, we are having a promo for the Marketplace!

If you review any previously unreviewed product on the Marketplace, you get a 25L$ Gift Card for all products up to 100L$, and anything over 100L$ will get you a 50L$ gift card!

This includes any freebies, and any products purchased in the past, but only reviews posted THIS WEEKEND count. The review does not necessarily have to be glowing, but it should be fair and accurate. While we obviously are hoping for positive reviews, any honest review is accepted. Issues such as delivery problems are ineligible. (PS: You can get them redelivered inworld!)

If you have issues with the product such as permissions being wrong, or anything otherwise, please give me a chance to fix it for you before leaving a negative review. I don't bite! And if I've missed your message addressing it prior, please do bring it up. I miss stuff all the time.

To receive your 25L$/50L$ Gift Card, please ensure you leave the fair review, and send a message to "Anke Hatchuk" inworld, or leave a comment on this post linking to the page of the review & the avatar name. 

We will also add a bonus to the above: If you review a product over 250L$ which has already been reviewed, we will still give out a 50L$ gift card. 

Thank you for participating! :)

View our MP store! Newest listed first.

Limited one per customer per event period.

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Newport Bathroom @ TLC!

The Liaison Collaborative is back, this month with the fun Newport theme!

For this round we've led astray from the towel-draped expected layabouts for bikini clad women, and instead have brought a bathroom set! 

Everyone needs one of those, and at 1 LI per piece, how can you go wrong with this neutral set?

Tintable friendly, animations in the sink & toilet, and with the fun rope-encircled mirror, it's super versatile.

Only 245L$ for the full grouping at this months TLC.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

25L$ Doorsday

For 25L$ Tuesdays this week we have the cute Barn Door Decor~

Just a 2 land impact, ~2.5m tall unscripted decorative door for cluttering your walls!

It's only 25L$ through midnight SLT.

Monday, May 30, 2016

BUYNOW: Outdoors Brick Hearth!

A new event we're trying, and a Marketplace only exclusive for the first month~!

For it, we have a product we've slaved over this past week and hope you'll enjoy: The Outdoors Brick Hearth.

Included is two versions, the first is 1 land impact and has 4 textures + on/off feature.
However, due to SL limitations, this does not include inworld lighting. Simply, the prims light up and the fire turns on.

The second is 2 land impact, and on top of the 4 textures + on/off, this does include proper inworld lighting, particle embers, normal/specular maps, and a simple sit!

All of this for just 245L$.

We hope you'll enjoy it~

Tools for Tuesday!

25L$ Tuesday is back, and as a compliment to an upcoming release of our Outdoors Brick Hearth we have some Cooking Tools on a Rack!

Just 1 land impact simple decor~

Thursday, May 26, 2016

FLF - Bulb Beams!

Our original Bulb Beam was ever popular when it was released many moons ago, and so we've expanded on it with 3 more shapes for you to add to your collection~

At just 1-2 LI each with proper material support and projected lighting, they're sure to brighten up any room.

Just 50L$, regularly to be priced at 185L$ so do hurry by this weekend to snag the great deal~

Monday, May 23, 2016

Simply 25L$ Tuesday~ Crate with pots!

It's 25L$ Tuesday again!

This week we have the 1 land impact Simple Crate with Pots!

The Simple Crate comes in 6 wood tones, and either with pots inside (4 texture options as shown) or empty. You'll also have an easy-delete button on the menu for when you're done to save lag. ♥

Stop by to grab this at a nearly 75% off discount~

Saturday, May 21, 2016

20Twenty - Cozy Daybed

New for 20Twenty is the Cozy Circle Daybed~

A 3 land impact bed with tintable pillows & cushions (multiple faces) with 6 wood tones to change to for both the trim or the base wood around it.

Includes a handful of singles and couples animations!

It is 20% off exclusively at the main store during this round of 20Twenty.

Friday, May 20, 2016

FLF: Chandelier

For Fifty Linden Friday's this week we have the normal wood pack of the Simple Wooden Chandelier that we had prior only released in the special 100% donation tones for Fantasy Faire.

6 wood tones, 1 land impact each, and on/off fire scripting.

Only 50L$ through the weekend at the main store~

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

25L$ Tuesday~

A simple bowl of strawberries for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday.

Have you done the Enchantment Hunt? You can also find a silly giant bowl of strawberries with sitting animations for it, too!

Saturday, May 14, 2016


We're participating in another round of Enchantment!

With it, we bring more additions to our popular Stone Ruin set~

The Stone Ruin Arches and Stone Ruin Walls are both available at the event for 145L$ and 185L$ respectively!

Each has 6 meshes with either mossy or regular texture options, as well as norm/spec maps being included so they look extra great when your settings are turned up.

Monday, May 9, 2016

25L$ Tuesday Paths~

A new set of stone paths is out now for 25L$ Tuesday!

This stone set includes 9 path shapes, each only 1 land impact & with 7 texture change options as shown.

The script allows you to set access for the texture change menu as well to GROUP, ANYONE, or OWNER, or to delete the scripts in all of the walkways at once to reduce lag.

Only at this price for a limited time, so stop by to grab or gift~

Saturday, May 7, 2016

TLC: Urban Jungle~

The Liaison Collaborative is open again, the theme inspiring to bring some greenery into our every day concrete lives.

For it, we have 3 brand new releases~

Each is just 1 land impact, texture change, copy & mod, and 65L$ per.

You'll find them exclusively at the event for the duration,

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

25L$ Tuesday & We ♥ RP

All-new for We ♥ RP: May round, 25% off at the event location only!

The event opens at 3pm SLT on the 4th.

Includes 3 altar center options, and has full norm/spec map enabled. 

Only 7 land impact at a 7m x 7m size, version on display at event slightly shrunken.

For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday, we also had out the Stone Ruin Pillars, a complimentary set of single-sit-animated pieces to decorate the area around the Stone Altar, or any aged space!

Each is just 1 land impact, 4 included.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Fifty Linden Friday's Armoire

This week for FLF we have the normal pack color of the Simple Wooden Armoire, a 2 land impact large decor piece with honeycomb pattering on the front two doors. Doors slide to open.

It's only 50L$ as an introductory sale for Fifty Linden Friday's this week~

Fantasy Faire 2016

Fantasy Faire is back for their 2016 Relay for Life season~

The 14-sim build is more gorgeous than ever, and we were fortunate to be placed on the Breeze sim, designed by Kayle Matzerath, a Fantasy Faire favorite.

For this years celebrations, we have two brand new items in exclusive colors for 100% donation to charity.

Each is just 65L$ and comes in the spring palette, a limited run which is only available during the event. We will be releasing the 'normal' version of both shortly, though!

Monday, April 25, 2016

25L$ Shelfday

I hate naming things, and my titles keep getting weirder.

Anyways, these are some Simple Wooden Shelves!

Shown is the included large rack and the single rack, large has 2 texture faces to change for mix & match combos.

Each is just 1 Land Impact. 6 Wood Textures, per usual. ♥

Friday, April 22, 2016


Out now for FLF ♥

1 land impact, 6 wood textures~

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

A simple fancy Tuesday

Happy 25L$ Tuesday~ Just a simple round this time.

You can stop by and collect this trio of Fancy Goblets in either Silver or Bronze (shown)~
Dispenses a wearable version to your guests!

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Paths Magic!

For this week of Lazy Sunday, we have the Moorside Paths out!

These all new, physics-enabled, bump/spec mapped paths are 1-2 land impact each (most 1 land impact, 16 LI as shown with all 12 pieces) and include 7 wood options, as well as 7 snowy wood options. 

The script allows you to set access for the texture change menu as well to GROUP, ANYONE, or OWNER, or to delete the scripts in all of the walkways at once to reduce lag. 

Additionally, we have a new group gift of Rainbow Paths! These come also in Pastel, and are an unscripted, special colorful option available to our group members only.

Friday, April 1, 2016

FLF Gazebo~!

Happy Fifty Linden Friday's~! This all-new Moorside set matching Gazebo is our latest addition.

6 land impact at approx 6m x 5m in size with detailed beaming, shadowing, and spec/normal maps!

Only 50L$ for Fifty Linden Fridays.

Monday, March 28, 2016

Springy Tuesday~!

Happy 25L$ Tuesday and the start of Spring~ Unless you're somewhere South of the equator, or an unfortunate soul who has gotten blessed with more snow this late in the season. Alas~

It can still be a happy Spring in Second Life, though! Our all new Spring Floating Lanterns are discounted to a meager 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday!

One land impact each, 5 color options, soft lit glow, and realistic hovering animation!

Friday, March 25, 2016

FLF & 25L$-Lateday

For this past 25L$ Tuesday, I was bad and didn't tell you it was out! We have a simple Tintable rug available for just 25L$~

For Fifty Linden Friday's I have the new "Simple Wooden Dressers"~

Two dressers, 1 land impact each, and 6 wood tones via menu for easy change!

Both available just at our main store. ♥

Lost & Found~!

It's our first try at the Lost & Found event~ ♥

For it we have these 3 new releases as a part of the "Chic" style.

65-85L$ each~ Texture change options!

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Medieval Sunday!

We're participating in Lazy Sunday this week, and we have another addition to our Medieval releases we have been rolling out on lately, the Medieval Chest!

This 2 land impact chest features a working lid for opening/closing & our regular 6 wood textures~

It comes in for just 2 land impact! ♥

Only 75L$ for this weekend's Lazy Sunday.

Monday, March 14, 2016

Medieval Sales~ Genre & 25L$ Tuesday!

Opening the 15th, Genre : Medieval is a new round filled with goods of yesteryear~

To the collection we bring our Medieval Bench and our Medieval Tapestries, two low land impact goods for just 95L$ each~

Our bench includes a handful of animations for two, including a few cuddles.

The properly attributed (in included notecard) tapestries are quite large and just 1 land impact per!

Also out now is our latest 25L$ Tuesday item, the Medieval Sconce!

This simple cast iron lighting piece includes on/off functions for the subtle lighting for just 1 land impact~

Only 25L$ as a part of our weekly 25L$ Tuesday specials~ ♥

Thursday, March 3, 2016


Fifty Linden Friday again~ Yes! Just a week later as a bonus round.

This week we have a gorgeous 1 land impact decor piece, the Metallic Bowl Set.

Included is 6 metal choices, available as an "All" preset, or individually changeable~

Only 50L$ for this weekend! ♥

Friday, February 26, 2016

Fifty Linden Fenceday~

Did you enjoy our cute pink-red-purple themed RFL edition of our Lattice-Top Fences that were 100% donation for Relay for Life at the Home & Garden Expo?

Now available in our normal wood tones!

And not only~ Available as a part of Fifty Linden Friday, so you pay just... 50L$! For this weekend only~!

It's just 1 land impact per fence + optional fencepost piece and 2 land impact for the gate + gateway piece.

Each comes with accent or main wood texture menu choices for mixing & matching!

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Simple Wooden Octagon Shelves

Happy 25L$ Tuesday~!

We have a new series of 1 land impact mesh shelves this week for just 25L$!

Includes 6 models (Skinny A&B&Backed and Wide A&B&Backed)

All with easy delete texture menu for 6 woods~

Friday, February 19, 2016


It's time again for the fantastic Enchantment event! :D 

For it, we're participating not only in the main event, but also in the hunt~

For the hunt, we're giving away the Little Dreams version of our Dreamcatcher, it's not even very hard to find, I swear!

The other two can be found on the Enchantment sim for 95L$ for the 1 LI each Dreamcatchers, or 185L$ for the 5 LI and 2-person PG animated Forest Away Sitting Stump~