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Saturday, May 31, 2014

Fit for a Princess - Modern

We were almost not even in this round, but I am so glad we managed to squeeze in!

Many of you may not know this, but we're soon to be expanding some more modern lines, and these Ornate Chandeliers will be bridging that very nicely!

You'll find these 1 land impact chandeliers at the Fit for a Princess event for just 165L$~

3 lengths of chain and 2 types of chandelier are included.
The glass is tintable on them as well as 5 options for metals.
Of course, they're also copy & mod.

The Neighborhood - Seafarer's Cottage

Our Seafarer's Cottage has been a long anticipated adorable little loft building~!

It's only 200L$ today until 11:59pm as a part of the Neighborhood event.

It is only 14 LI at the size included which works best for normal avatars, but for larger avatars you may wish to stretch it to at least 17 LI for better ease of use.

It is Copy & Modify, Texture change with 3 roof options, 5 exterior, and 9 interior, plus totally tintable.

The footprint as is, is 15x15 which would leave it to be able to fit on your average 512sqm plot! Great for mainland plots.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Fifty Linden Fridays - Branch Gazebo

Branch Gazebo is famous as our landing spot for these past months, and such a popular item... but we've never sold it til today.

Only 8 LI at the above size (avatar pictured for scale), Copy & Mod, and totally original!

With revamped lower LI and better texturing with less issues, this version is ready for the market, and as a special deal we're offering it up for Fifty Linden Fridays!

So until 11:59pm Friday night, you can pick this up for only 50L$ inworld at our main store~

Monday, May 26, 2014

Pathway to 25L$ Tuesday!

Our all new release, Stoney Path Kit, is on sale today for just 25L$!

After this, it will remain at the regular price of 145L$!

It includes:
 3 levels of sloping straight
Straight flat
2 Curves
and a small piece!

It includes 4 dirt types and 6 stone options for full customisation, as well as 4 presets.
If that isn't enough, you also get the AO maps to add realistic shadowing to your own stone or ground textures!

All of this is only at 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT... And we don't put stuff for sale again after normally, so pick it up now!

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Glass Crook Lantern Set!

This week for 25L$ Tuesday, we're offering up the Glass Crook Lanterns on discount until 11:59pm Tuesday night!

These super versatile pieces come in 4 rezzable options & a wearable lantern.
Optional Ivy is wound around the 3 grounded crooks with a multitude of texture options in addition to the 4 metals for all options.

Easy delete script keeps your lag low once you've got your lanterns set as you wish!

All rezzable pieces are just 2 land impact, only 1 if you remove the optional invisible light prim.
Copy & Mod - 100% Original Mesh like always!

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Genre - Shibebag

For this round of Genre, they chose the "Furry" theme.

This is a bit out of our normal fare, but it is so cute and great for those moments where you're lounging about in random places because at 1 LI, why not?

It has a handful of animations, 4 texture options, and is completely original mesh!

Monday, May 12, 2014

Year-Round 25L$ Tuesdays!

A simple set of Log Pile props is this weeks 25L$ Tuesday item!

Only 1 land impact each, Copy / Mod, 4 Shapes & Fresh, Mossy, and Snowy texture options!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday, so do stop by~

Monday, May 5, 2014

Get your clutter on!

If you loved our Library Set for We Love Roleplay as much as we do...

You might also want to grab these Library Bookpiles for just 25L$ until 11:59pm Tuesday!

Only 1 LI for each of the 5 "Shape" options, with 6 texture options each~

Copy & Mod for your resizing pleasure!

The Library Set

Our Library Set was released yesterday at the always popular We Love Roleplay event!

This huge multipiece set includes the following, each in 5 wood options and 2 book texture options per shelf:

Scroll Desk [1 LI]
Scroll Shelf [1 LI]
Skinny Double-Sided Bookshelf [2 LI]
Skinny 1-Sided Bookshelf Style A [1 LI]
Skinny 1-Sided Bookshelf Style B [1 LI]
Wide Double-Sided Bookshelf [2 LI]
Wide 1-Sided Bookshelf Style A [1 LI]
Wide 1-Sided Bookshelf Style B [1 LI]
Skinny Double-Sided Bookshelf with Desks [2 LI]
Skinny 1-Sided Bookshelf with Desk Style A [1 LI]
Skinny 1-Sided Bookshelf with Desk Style B [1 LI]
And a matching chair with several studious animations!

Both Copy & Mod, this 12 piece set is merely 645L$ *but* for the month of May we're giving an additional 25% off at the We Love Roleplay location only~

We hope you enjoy this versatile set and are able to pick it up while the sale is on at We Love Roleplay!

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Scrub a Dub Dub into The Neighborhood!

In continuing with the Washroom theme (there is more to come, too...)
As a lovely & simple accompaniment to our Washroom Cabinetry, we're releasing this Washroom Tub!

Washroom Tub comes with 2 versions, a "Solo" variant (with a plank across the top) and the "Regular" option which includes an additional seat (and land impact+1) as well as several couples washing and cuddling animations.

Copy & Mod with 4 texture options, this item is only 200L$ today until 11:59pm SLT at the main store.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

50L$ Fridays!

It's our first time being in this very old discount day event called FLF or Fifty Linden Fridays!

For this week, we're offering our brand new "Washroom Cabinetry" with 5 texture options.

Only 1 land impact, Copy & Mod, and 100% Original Mesh like always!

It's only 50L$ until 11:59pm SLT Friday night though, so do hurry by before then to snag this deal.

New releases! Plantlife~

New plants and grass available now at Fantasy Faire~

These will be available in the main store sometime soon, but for now you can only get them at the Medhir Sim stall P at Fantasy Faire!

All texture change, low land impact, and Copy/Mod!

Tamsu & Nyarin plants are 145L$ each, and the grass pack is only 95L$!

Fit for a Princess - Fleur Chair~

Fit for a Princess is open again, with the Floral round!

We've decided to offer up this Royal Fleur Chair with 8 very Princessy animations, oodles of texture options, and an amazingly meager 1 land impact!

Available again!

If you missed out on our Desert Lounging Couch & Decorative Wall a few months back for The Fantasy Collective... Despair no more! It's available for purchase again.

A gorgeous middle eastern themed lounging couch and decorative wall. Each is copy & mod and of course, 100% original mesh with creative & bright baked textures.

Only 395L$~

2 land impact for the couch, and one per wall (dependent on size!) with multiple texture options for each.

Couch includes a mix of single (seats 2) animations, couples, and a few naughty ones, 18 'pairs' total!
A PG version is also included which removes the adult naughty menu for free.

Fantasy Faire Releases!

This year for Fantasy Faire on the Medhir Woods sim, we're offering two unique & exclusive recolours of our (also new) Nyarin and Tamsu fantasy plants!

Each is just 75L$, 1 land impact, and Copy & Mod!

100% of the sale price goes to the American Cancer Society / Relay for Life!