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Monday, February 24, 2014

25L$ Tuesday "Rocks" this week!

We have a gorgeous new release out for you this week!

This Rock Wall Fountain is only 1 land impact, copy & mod, and 100% original mesh!

And for this Tuesday only, it's just 25L$! An absolute 'rock' bottom bargain~
But price goes up to 165L$ after.

The rocks are really 3D, and if you happen to have Advanced Lighting on, it all shines with the environmental light! Even if you don't, it's still gorgeous~

Here is an example:

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Desert Dreams @ TFC

New & out for The Fantasy Collective! 

A gorgeous middle eastern themed lounging couch and decorative wall. Each is copy & mod and of course, 100% original mesh with creative & bright baked textures.

2 land impact for the couch, and one per wall (dependent on size!) with multiple texture options for each.

Couch includes a mix of single (seats 2) animations, couples, and a few naughty ones, 18 'pairs' total!
A PG version is also included which removes the adult naughty menu for free.

Once this round ends, I wont be able to place this in my main store for 3 months, so if you want it - be sure to get it now or you'll have to wait!

Monday, February 17, 2014

25L$ Tuesday - Grape Stomping!

Have our Grape Vinyard we released last year?

If not, no worries! It recently was discounted~

And for 25L$ today, you can add the PERFECT 1 land impact prop to go with a nice field of grapes!

Grape Stomping Basin is only 1 LI, Copy & Mod, and features a single animation with wearable grapey feet socks dispensed on sit! 

Goes back up to the regular price at midnight tonight, so head by & go South!

Saturday, February 15, 2014

The Neighborhood, Elegantly.

Out new for the Neighborhood!
335L$ regularly: Only 200L$ this Saturday

2 LI per chair, 1 LI per table
Copy & Mod
5 Wood Options
3 Patterns for Chair Cushion : Tintable!

Male, Female, Couples Cuddles, & Couples XX animations
PG version included!

Genre: Fae

Copy + Mod - 100% Original

Monday, February 10, 2014

Dysfunctional Valentines Day!

Hunt is now over, thank you all for attending!

That day of roses and love is coming right around the corner, and this year we have a lot to love!

We love all of our customers who have supported us over the past 2 years, all the customers that have added up to over 4000 members in our store group, all the customers who have enjoyed our new store build, and especially all those customers who have been with us as far back as 2006!

To celebrate, not only will we be hosting our normal 25L$ Tuesday sale this week, but we'll also be hosting a mini hunt starting on the 11th and running through the 18th (Tuesday-Tuesday).

This mini hunt will contain 3 prizes - two for everyone and one especially and exclusively for group members only.

All you have to do is find the small candies (pictured in the above poster, petals and all) and click them!

They're all hidden in plain sight and not under/inside anything.


Hints & prizes!

This gift can be claimed by everyone! It's found inside the WHITE chocolate candy~

A true date also presents romantic wine.


This gift can be claimed by group members only! Dysfunctional Dolly Designs group members can find this inside the DARK chocolate candy~

Turn down those red silky satin covers and snuggle up with the one you love in bed.


This gift can be claimed by everyone! It is found inside the MILK chocolate candy~

Petals in a warm bath are a wonderful and relaxing way to end a night.


I hope you'll join us in our event! It runs until the 18th at midnight at our main store only!

Please have courtesy and do not share the location of the items. I feel they're easy to find (in plain sight) and would love if our guests would keep the hunt a special event. If necessary from a lot of cheating, we will move the items & change the hints.

The items will eventually be for purchase after, but why not get them free now?

New releases for Valentines Day!

Two new releases just in time for Valentines Day!

The first one is our Blooming Harp! Only 1 land impact with detachable stool, it plays a soft melody by menu click from the owner. It also is texture change with several base choices (metal and woods) as well as many flower options!

It is copy and mod, 100% original mesh, and only 195L$.

The second, our Romantic Rose in vase is a gorgeous 3D rose in a glass vase with tons of texture options!

Only 1 land impact, copy & mod, 100% original mesh, and 145L$.

A very LOVEly 25L$ Tuesday!

Up this week new for 25L$ Tuesday!

Blooming Archway comes with several wood and flower options, and is only 1 land impact!

Copy & mod, 100% original mesh.

Available regularly for  95L$, it's only 25L$ this Tuesday at our mainstore location~

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Repricing Feb 2014

About once a year, we go through and reprice older items that just aren't up to par with the quality we try to put out today. 

I used to be of the philosophy that repricing would only anger people because they'd paid for it at the original price... But since then I have come to the realisation that if it was worth it then for that price, then little remorse can be had. Have to stick by your decisions & all that.

I now feel that some of our older products simply aren't up to par with our new ones, and I don't feel comfortable selling them for as high as they're marked. 

As we are coming upon our 2nd year, we have just finished repricing items that I felt needed them.

I will be offering a limited time offer for anyone who has purchased an item on the following list at the old price within the past 30 days, that they may receive store credit in the difference of price. This includes inworld & Marketplace purchases, but the store credit is only redeemable inworld due to SL limitations.

To be able to claim the store credit, please fill out the form HERE.

Without further adieu, the following items have been repriced:

  • ItemName : OldPrice : NewPrice
  • Simple Wooden Table : 60 : 35
  • Flower Vases (All) : 65 : 25
  • Basket Muffins (All) : 65 : 45
  • Simple Pies (All) : 65 : 35
  • Bowl of Fruit (All) : 65 : 35
  • Fruit Barrels (All) : 65 : 35
  • Hanging Candle Lights (All) : 70 : 25
  • Lil' Houseplants : 75 : 45
  • Wood Rack : 85 : 45
  • Steak Dinner Plate : 95 : 45
  • Chicken Dinner Plate : 95 : 45
  • Trio Candles on Tray : 100 : 45
  • Lil' Jars : 100 : 45
  • Gambling Crate : 100 : 65
  • Crates of Coal : 100 : 95
  • Barrel Shower : 100 : 75
  • Fireplace Tools : 100 : 95
  • Dark Wooden Side Table : 110 : 75
  • Hide Drying Rack : 115 : 85
  • Dark Wooden Dresser : 120 : 85
  • Huntsman's Candelabra : 125 : 95
  • Barrel Trough Set : 125 : 85
  • Meat/Fish Grilling : 130 : 85
  • Dark & Light Fur Rugs : 140 : 95
  • Dark Wooden Chest : 145 : 95
  • Rustic Supply Shelf : 165 : 95
  • Rustic Fur & Wood Dividers : 175 : 145
  • Tabletop Candelabra : 175 : 85
  • Dark Wooden Dividers : 175 : 125
  • Wall Candle : 185 : 85
  • Huntsman's Chandelier : 195 : 125
  • Standing Candelabra : 195 : 95
  • Rustic Metal Chandelier : 215 : 125
  • Dark Wooden Vanity : 225 : 125
  • Dark Wooden Fireplaces : 275 : 175
  • Victorian-esque Fireplaces : 295 : 235
  • Olde Wooden Bath : 325 : 175
  • Chaise Longue : 350 : 175
  • Footed Simple Bath : 375 : 225
  • Barrel Planters : 135 : 65
  • Small Gardens : 145 : 65
  • Lil' Garden Plots : 145 : 75
  • Vineyard Grapes : 245 : 125
  • Set of 3 Coloured Pots : 110 : 45

I don't expect we'll be repricing anything else until this time next year, so unless you're happy to wait until then... The prices have never been better!

If you have any questions, please check my inworld profile for contact information, or send me (Anke Hatchuk) an IM!

Please keep an eye out on this space for some fun updates featuring some soon-to-be-released items! 

One or more of these may be free~

Happy 2014!

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

We (still) Love Roleplay!

Did you know our store started out of pure necessity? In 2006, there wasn't much out there for the types of builds and items that Medi-Fantasy sims needed. 
I began building because I loved roleplaying, and since then it has evolved into so much more, now with other awesome people helping me keep it going!

Two years ago this month, we reopened our doors after a long year hiatus doing everything in 100% original mesh! Keep an eye out for a celebration of our anniversary in the coming weeks!

Meanwhile, in 2014 (holy cow, 8 years later!) there is LOTS of creators just like me, who LOVE roleplay and while I do very little of it myself, I enjoy seeing the beautiful sims you guys create. 

It is so inspiring to us, and encourages us to continue.

This month, over 50 of the best Medi-Fantasy roleplay creators are taking part in We Love Roleplay, an event which prioritises quality!
At 3pm today, the gates opened to over 100 fanatical customers eager to see all the wares.

We're happy to say, that since the beginning of this event, we are still taking part of it!

Our offering this month is the "Fabric Shop"!

An item highly requested, we finally obliged!

A 7 piece set with several texture options for most pieces, as well as an animated stool, each item only comes in at 1 land impact (!!!)

The regular price for our quality set is 645L$, but it is 25% off during this months We Love Roleplay, ONLY at the event location!

I hope you'll stop by and pick it up! It is a set that much love was put in to, and we are SO proud to offer it to you~

Anke, Kalia, & code

Get to choppin for 25L$ Tues!

25L$ Tuesday again this week!

We're offering this adorable 1 LI "Wood Chopping Stump"!

Perfect for more modern, or more fantasy environments, it is a great prop but also functions as a chore with a suitable animation & auto dispensing axe!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm tonight (Tuesday) - it goes back up to 135L$ after.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

CNY Fest!

Our offering for the Chinese New Year Festival is this 
pack of "Zen Bamboo Planters" in 3 shapes~

Each is amazingly only 1 land impact, copy & mod, unscripted and always 100% original mesh!

For sale at 135, it would be a beautiful compliment to any outdoors or even indoor!

Also, please see a preview of our We Love RP items, available on the 4th. More info soon!