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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

A delicious and cozy 25L$ Tuesdays

Our latest 25L$ Tuesday item is out this week - the Firepit Set!

This three piece set is a versatile and timeless grouping of unscripted (low lag) 1 land impact pieces.

Both copyable and modifiable, you'll be able to pick this set up for just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight at our main store.

But remember, it goes up to full price after, so do hurry by~

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Yar! Ahoy Captain~

The Captain's Lanterns is a set of 3 lanterns hanging off of ropes on hooks shapes.

These are available in wall and ceiling hook options
& are 1 LI each, Copy & Mod, and 100% Original Mesh

There is 4 metal options for the lantern/hooks.

25L$ Tues release~

It's that time! 25L$ Tuesdays is here again~!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT
Full price after~

We have another offering this week, the Fishy Rack
1 LI
Copy & Mod
100% Original Mesh
Detachable Bucket too~

Monday, April 21, 2014

The Fantasy Collective - Pirate!

This April 20th, The Fantasy Collective finally opened!

We have this supercute Leaky Boat Dock Set - Pirate Edition as a limited duration offer for the event~

This item CANNOT and  WILL NOT be sold for at least 3 months after the event, so please be sure to pick it up while it is going!

Only 275L$!

Included in this package is:

Leaky Boat Pathway Prop: Just a path with no scripts, no boats attached.

Leaky Boat Dock Prop: A pathway with no scripts and a boat of the theme you purchased.

Leaky Boat Prop: A prop version of the boat, no animations, no scripting.

Leaky Boat Dock - StandDel: A version of the dock with themed boat attached that when clicked by anyone offers to rez them a matching themed boat which lasts 45 minutes then deletes, and will also delete itself whenever no one is sitting on it. Boats only work on LL water, and not in mouselook. Seats 4. 

Leaky Boat Dock: Like above, except it will not delete itself when users stand. This is more beneficial for multiple stop travel. Still deletes itself in 45 minutes.

The prop variants are all modify, but due to the very real chance of breaking the scripts (any resizing or delinking/relinking will do this) for the working dock versions and what is rezzed, they are NOT modify. All of them are copyable.

StandDel version is for lessening clutter, but for multistop roleplay situations the regular version is also nice, it depends on how much you trust the users on your sim to not cause issue.

This set is drop and go, and there is no customisable options.

Friday, April 18, 2014

PSA: Customer Discount Revision - Coming Soon!

At Dysfunctional Designs, we have had a customer loyalty discount for quite some time as a bonus to our awesome customers.

Unfortunately, when we implemented it we had absolutely no idea how the store and sales would spiral out of control into a much bigger beast that it is today.

On the 21st of April (day after Easter) we will be revising and updating these discount tiers to be more evenly spread across instead of awkward increments and uneven tiering as we have now.

Our ultimate goal is to make a fairer, smoother spread bonus system that will benefit everyone in the long run.

 The system now almost penalises our most loyal customers in comparison to those who haven't spent as much, and we wish to fix this for everyone involved. Since we started off with a skewed base, there is vast diminishing returns after the 10% bracket. As in, the next tier up was double the L$ spent, but only a 3% increase.

Regardless, we're giving our customers this full weekend to make any last minute purchases at these tiers before we decide on and implement the new ones on Monday.

For many users, the current discount levels are more in your favor than some of those post change will be. We recommend taking advantage of this weekend.

Additionally, the cap will continue to be 20% off, as we hope you understand that in most cases the proceeds are split between three designers and we hope to pay each of them their fair share.

(Yes, to clarify, that means when you spend 60L$, each of us is only actually getting 20L$ of that purchase, less for each tier of this discount system)

While we understand that some customers may be upset by this change and we do apologise for any undue annoyance it may cause, we would like to stress that this system is not something we have to offer, but we do it because we appreciate our customers. We wish for the least upset over this as possible, thank you so much for understanding.

Again, thank you all for continuing to support us, your amazing feedback and patronage allows us to keep doing what we do. We love our customers!

Anke & Kalia

Monday, April 14, 2014

Rainbowy Freeness!

Two freebies!

The Very Dysfunctional Book which emits rainbow ribbons of awesome is available for free to everyone in the upstairs of our freebie building~

Spring Doodle Sign - Group Gift Version with the Happy Sunshine Beneath Rainbow is free to all Dysfunctional Designs group members!

25L$ Tuesday!

This adorable spring doodle sign with 8 cute spring themed art on it is available for just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday, so be sure to stop by and get it soon!

1 Land Impact
Copy & Mod
Texture change
100% original mesh!

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Dysfunctional Sandbox!

At Dysfunctional Designs, we're always trying to give a little back to our customers.

For example, have you visited our freebie area? We have something for everyone, and a fair bit extra for those who are in our store group!

As a part of trying to give back to the community, we have opened a lightly moderated public use sandbox next to our main store sims.


We're hosting a special "Inventory Cleaning Party" this Saturday the 12th from 8am SLT til 8pm SLT!

Everyone is welcome~
But please respect the rules below!

Nudity rule will be waived during the event, but only insofar as 'changing clothes' nudity, anything vulgar or obscene will be asked to cover up.

What IS this party? Well, it's just a bunch of friendly people hanging out at a sandbox to clean out our inventories in a lighthearted & enjoyable community environment.

If we do it together, it's bound to be more fun and encouraging for us to get it done than just doing it separately.

Hope to see you there!

(PS: We may be providing gifts for participants... just something to consider!)


The rules are simple:

Be respectful & courteous
No nudity or adult themes below 500m
No sex
No weapons or land vehicles
No griefing, hate speech, or being mean spirited
No selling*, spamming, advertising, or begging
And if someone is in the sky privately, please do not invade their space or bother them.

Scripts are allowed, but anything overtly laggy will be returned to you underneath the griefing rule.
We hope everyone will keep this an enjoyable sandbox to be in.

Return time is currently 6 hours, but should we note a bunch of items unattended, we may return them at our discretion.


To help pay just a bit of tier...
(as this is a full sim, and we're otherwise paying it out of our own pocket!)
... We're offering merchant buildings for rent~

These are the only locations where visitors are allowed to sell/advertise their wares.
Stall sizes offered:

(5) Two-floor loft-style buildings with a large second floor window and navigable staircase.
        The allotted prims for this style is *50* and the going rate for weekly rental is *250L$*
(5) Double-wide open floorplan style buildings with a high amount of wall space and tall ceilings.
        The allotted prims for this style is *50* and the going rate for weekly rental is *300L$*
(10) Single room style buildings with tall ceilings.
        The allotted prims for this style is *25* and the going rate for weekly rental is *150L$*

These are filling up way faster than we expected, so if you are interested in one, please stop by in the near future!

However, before you rent, please READ THE RULES!

The rules will be enforced, and by renting you are consenting to them.

You can always get an up-to-date notecard of the rules by clicking your rental box!



For the week of April 6th through 12th:
Rent any amount (minimum 2 weeks) and get 2 weeks free!

Content creators who provide builder aid tools (scripts, textures, templates) get 4 weeks free with initial rental required, contact directly!


Anke & Kalia

Monday, April 7, 2014

Studying & a 25L$ Tuesday!

Two new releases!

One a regular, and one for a super discounted price for just 24 hours as a part of 25L$ Tuesdays!

Our regular release~

1 LI, Copy & Mod, 100% original mesh

9 solo animations with a variety of wearable props to match


Available in the new releases building!

Our discounted release~

Worn, Copy & Mod, 100% original mesh

3 animated books with 5 colour options

125L$ regularly, only 25L$ for TUESDAY!

Available by following the green signs.

Spring Cleaning!

Is your inventory a DISASTER?

Spring is the time for cleaning, and along with the formal announcement & opening of our new casually moderated sandbox, we're hosting an "Inventory Cleaning" party this Saturday from 8am til 8pm SLT at the all-new Dysfunctional Sandbox.

More information will be announced later this week, but we hope you'll mark your calendars and stop by!

Home Show!

Last year, we had so much great success with the Home Show event that we're back for it!

Our release is the Orchard Trees duo!

These awesome flexible little trees stand at 5m tall & come in at just 2 LI with actual 3D fruits!

Trees come with all the same texture options as our Low Poly Trees released for We Love Roleplay.
That means snowy, regular, and mossy versions of 4 tones as well as 5 foliage options...
... but!

These also have a burden of fruit~

The Citrus fruits come with Unripe (green), Orange (orange...), Lemon (yellow), and Blood Orange (reddish) tones and the option to hide the fruit entirely.

The Apple fruits come with Green, Yellow, Ruby Red, & Rosey Red tones with the option to hide the fruit entirely as well.

Orchard Trees are sold as a pair for only 295L$ and are both mod & copy.

You can find them exclusively at The Home Show 2014 until the event ends, when you'll also be able to get them in the main store.

Fit for a Princess!

We're participating in an all new event called "Fit for a Princess"!

The inaugural round was a freestyle theme, and for it we created this Royal Daybed.

It has a bakers dozen of solo animations, and a huge multitude of textures for wood and cloth, with the ability to mix and match the faces.

Only 6 LI at included size.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

We Love Roleplay! A landscaping endeavour

It's time for another round of everyones favorite event, We Love Roleplay!

We're offering a well-requested rustic bridge with 3 texture options, as well as a low poly tree pack.

Each are a fair 25% off for this April round of We Love Roleplay, but are full price in the main store and will continue to be after the event ends.

Hopefully you can stop by before then for great discounts on loads of high quality wares.

Very pretty 15m long bridge~

3 texture options for 7 LI and just 207L$ (275L$ originally) after the 25% off.

5 highly versatile, aesthetically pleasing, and very low poly and low prim impact trees.

Guaranteed to be 100% original mesh, unlike quite a few other low poly tree options available currently~!

Each is just a mere 1 LE for 11m tall or 4 LI for 22m tall.

With an ambitious amount of options for a variety of barks and leaves, they're sure to be a perfect fit for filler forests everywhere~

685L$ normally, after the 25% off they're only 514L$ at this months We Love Roleplay!