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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Curious Chests~




Looking for a handy and convenient chest~? Why not the Curious Chest!

Someone has long since sprawled "Do Not Open" on the front, how ominous~
Choose from "Empty", "Monster", and "Treasure" interior options for your dubious adventures.

Includes 3 texture options as shown for each chest.

Please mind the caveat that resizing these can cause some issues with the script, so it is not advised unless you remove the door script.

On sale this week for just 25L$!


Monday, April 24, 2017

Fantasy Faire 2017



This year for Fantasy Faire, we're located on the Chaddul Ro sim!

We have two all-new items out~ The Curious Treasure Chest both in "RFL Treasure" & "RFL Monster"!

These fun colorful chests have a mysterious treat inside - will it be pretty coins, or goopy tentacle monsters?

Only 1 land impact each, and with these colorways being EXCLUSIVE to the event, you'll never find them again.

Just 45L$ per chest~ 100% charity donation to RFL of SL.

You'll also find Hope Lantern for 95L$, brought back for a limited run at FF!




Sunday, April 16, 2017

Simple Metal Candlesticks @ Redeux!


Out now for Redeux, an all-new event brought to you by the owners of the 25L$ Tuesday group!

I want to apologise for being a little late, but unfortunately I had computer issues which kept me offline for a few days.

Simple Metal Candlesticks are a new perfect classic accent piece for your home~

These 1 land impact pieces come with 11 texture options, and include both an on/off version as well as a day/night auto version!

You can find them for only 25L$ as an introductory and special promotion during the event, and at the event location only.


Saturday, April 15, 2017

Spring has come at The Seasons Story!



Tonight at The Seasons Story : Spring round, we have our all new mesh & original concept Spring Onsen available for purchase~

Countless hours went in to detailing this piece and all of the original & handpainted texturing and details. Soft petals fall from the flower laden branches into the pool of steaming water, and to cover the grassy knoll, and it's full up with materials to look extra nice on high settings. ♥

You'll find 56 single animations for up to 3 avatars at a time (all 3 of them can use any of the 56 poses!) in addition to 13 threesome cuddles. For couples specifically, however, you'll find 30 couples cuddles, too.

In the adult version, you'll also get over 30 couples adult animations, all quality and handpicked fluid options, as well as 13 threesome sex choices too!

This all rolls in at a moderate 16 land impact for all of these details and options.

You'll find it for 25% off during the event as a special (not required!) introductory offer.
PG: 445⟶ 334
Adult: 595⟶ 447

Opens at midnight SLT April 10th!



Thursday, April 13, 2017

Great Easter Egg Hunt : Magic Lanterns!


Hiya alls~

We're taking part in this years Great Easter Egg Hunt, put on by CasperTech (the maker of our vending system!)

For it, we created a very special version of our Hatched Lanterns, which is meant to match with our other free/group gift rainbow goodies. 

The Magic Lanterns are an unscripted trio of lanterns, just 1 land impact & emitting subtle lighting. They poof out cute magic sparkles in the area~

Copy, mod, and totally free during this hunt. We may retire it to a group gift eventually later.

The hint for our sim is:
"Leave these for both the reindeers in Christmas and the easter bunny."



Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Classic Curule Chair for We ♥ RP


This month for We Love Roleplay, we have a classically designed Roman style Curule Chair.

This 2 land impact staple of any Gorean or roleplay home has been given a heavy hand in the animating department with 35 animations in the main chair, as well as 35 submissive secondary seating animations - letting you mix & match to your hearts desire.

Relax in the chair as your submissive clings to your leg, dances in front of you, or kneels at your side. Move seamlessly in to one of 17 lap cuddles and kisses, and when you're ready you can take them right then & there without changing to different furniture.

We've included over 40 sex animations, ranging from a variety of blowjob, oral, mutual masturbation, to your missionary, doggy, lap riding, and even more daring moves such as a vertical 69.
We chose from quality animators such as ::R:a:W:A:g:e:: and Abranimations amongst others to help bring you a wide variety and good quality.

Included as well is an array of leather & woods to choose from, including white & gray options which tint very well if your needs aren't met.

You'll find it for 25% off at We Love Roleplay this month, bringing the original prices down as follows:
195⟶ 147
395⟶ 297

You can also stop by the main store to see it there, but remember, the discount is ONLY at the event!

Monday, April 3, 2017

Buy Now: Cozy Leather Beanbag in ADULT!


Did you love our super popular Cozy Leather Beanbag we released for FLF some months ago, but were amongst the many asking for it with Adult poses?

We've revised the initial PG release to add:
+11 new fur textures, including fun Lisa Frank themed ones.
+12 new couples cuddles, including lapsits & more!

You can get those new additions for free from any redelivery terminal, or on all new purchases of the PG version.

All Adult versions will include everything the PG one has, plus:
+45 quality mocap adult animations, ranging from oral & foreplay, titfucking, anal, doggy, cowgirl, missionary, and more.

We only selected the most fluid sex animations for this piece.