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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Ethereal Clouds, for Blush~!

Blush opens at midnight SLT tonight for it's second round~ We're releasing some lovely all-new twinkling mesh clouds there for you!

These gorgeous mesh clouds, trails, and sparkle clouds are sure to add infinitely versatile magic to any of your photos, sim builds, dreamy waterways, illuminated paths, and so much more.

They'll twinkle in the most enchanting of ways, perfect with just minor adjustments to tint, glow, and transparency to fit everywhere!

Included in this pack is a variety of themed cloud and sparkle or sparkle only combinations, each are 1 land impact at default sizing. 

Anything which is White Sparkles or White/Tint will have 3 faces you may individually select to tint.

You'll receive 5 Cloud & Cloud Trails in coordinating colors:
Lovely: Soft pink and white hues, perfect for the cute look~
Icey: Blues and grays, great tinted for underwater!
Heavenly: Soft golds and whites, a truly dazzling appearance.
Mysterious: Violet and cooler hues for a mystical feeling.
White/Tintable: Each includes 3 faces for you to customise, or use as white only! You can get some amazing looks.

Sparkles are ONLY sparkles and no clouds. There is 3 versions, one which is tintable.

I *highly recommend* adjusting the glow, transparency, and tint of your items to customise them to the environment or backdrop you intend to use them in. It is *very likely* the default ones may not be perfect for you. Please use "Select Face" and edit them in the Texture tab of the edit menu.

Twinkle Heart is just a flat heart and has only 1 face, unlike the rest of the set. It's pinkish and matches with Lovely items.

Please use caution with resizing, the sparkles won't look right at huge scales.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

FREE UPDATE: Ivy Groundcover

If you own our "Ivy Groundcover" product released early last year, you will be receiving an update shortly to address some longstanding issues with the product.

This fix removes the fuzzy white halo persistent on the outer edge, as well as some performance fixes for the textures, and a naming issue (missing a 'd') in the final ivies.

In short, these will look significantly better from all distances, as well as loading quicker.

If you do not receive your update within 12 hours, please visit the main store for a free redelivery via terminal.

Monday, January 29, 2018

Agonizing Tuesdays...

Some of you might remember our Halloween hunt gift, the Aging version of this!

We've decided to re-release it in to a main release so that it is available again, and now with 4 texture choices total. ♥

You'll find it for only 25L$ this week at the main store and SL Marketplace.

Saturday, January 27, 2018

Lawson Living Set

A beautiful and versatile low land impact couch & chair set - featuring a large handpicked array of solo seats & cuddles, as well as adult sets.

The [DDD] Lawson Chair & Couch Living Set includes:
• 2 Land Impact per Chair
• 4 Land Impact per Couch
• Copy & Mod 
• All Original Mesh & Textures
• LOD, Physics, & Materials Optimised 
• Custom Low Lag Scripts
• 11 Texture Choices + Blankets Menu
• AO Maps for Customisation
• No Low Quality Animations

All animations are selectively picked to fit perfectly with this piece, no pre-built engines or the standard low quality stuff you've seen everywhere. 

Seats 2, solo poses can be mixed & matched with both sitters, and the cuddles & adult poses are synchronized. Security & Av Control Menu included.

Chair Animations: 
• 30 + 5 Solo Seats
• 10 Couples Cuddle Pairs
• 22 Couples Adult Fuck Pairs including: oral & foreplay, titfucking, anal, doggy, cowgirl, missionary, and more.

Couch Animations:
• 26 + 20 Solo Seats
• 26 Couples Cuddle Pairs
• 28 Couples Adult Fuck Pairs including: oral & foreplay, titfucking, anal, doggy, cowgirl, missionary, and more.

Our cuddles are perfect for close and romantic time before, or TLC/aftercare, including several BENTO enabled cuddles. ♥

Our Adult animations are hand-picked, top quality motion capture for realism, and smooth & fluid from places such as ::R:a:W:A:g:e::. You'll find a nice array of both romantic and loving, or hard & rough!

Texture Sets:
• Black - beautiful black, white, & gold tones with fun prints.
• Grandma - warm & homey with soft florals and gingham.
• White - fully white, and each face is tintable for infinite colors!
• Summer - fun blues with accents of lemony yellow~
• Mystery - gorgeous grays, black, and gold with strong angles.
• Femme - warm browns, pink, and gold for a cozy and chic feel.
• Peaches - girly peach & cream tones with a hint of velvet and metallics.
• BluLove - airy and cute, a blue and lilac set with hearts.
• Botanical - bold & bright green and white with fun plant prints.
• Gradient - colourful and cute blue, peach, and purple set.
• Mer - pastel mermaid paradise with soft pinks and glitter.
+ Interchangeable blankets!
++ AO/White Maps for infinite tinting or customisation in an external editing program.

Couch is approx 3m wide, 1.35m deep, and 1.2m tall. Chair is approx 1.5m wide, 1.25m deep, and  1.2m tall.

The PG version is identical, but without the adult animations. ♥

PG is 295L$ & Adult is 445L$

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Plans, the Future, and Now

We have some big changes in store for Dysfunctionality these upcoming days, weeks, and months~

For several years we've slowly refined the store selection, adjusted prices where we felt needed, and tried to maintain a manageable layout on our small homestead main store. We are always trying to make the shopping experience easier - with our fallback of the SL Marketplace.

This year our plan is to roll out all new low land impact vendors (pictured), new packing, display booth design, advert overhaul for old products, and mass retirement for old products... Of course, we're also planning to release lots of new things for sale, too.

Our events that we participate in are likely to change up, but we feel that the overall quantity and quality we provide will only improve.

We do hope to have out more large furniture pieces this year, as well as the Adult variants of several items which have yet to receive, and expanded & better furniture textures.

These projects will take us several months to complete in total, so do mind the dust!

On to the now~

Our new vendors at the main store location come with a perk, each is configured to have two buttons - one for regular buyers, and one for group members of [Dysfunctionality]!

One is slightly lower than the other, approximately 5% off -

All group members will be getting a baseline 5% off their purchases at these vendors only, going forward. Please wear your group tag, as no adjustments will be given for forgetfulness.

This rollout will be slow and ongoing, but we already have a few of the top selling items set up in these, and hope to have more in the future. I cannot give an ETA on this project.

What's next? We hope to have some awesome new group gifts, too, but expect to see both a Free Join Day for the group, and potentially a raise to the entry fee from current 95L$.

I hope to have an awesome new 2018 with you all. ♥

(and co! we have some AMAZING guest designers this year!!)

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Shimmery Tuesday~

This week for 25L$ Tuesday, we're revisiting a classic - a trio of candles!

These lovely little trios come on either black or white disks with metallic accents and include 9 texture choices of either darks or pastels as shown~

These materials enhanced candles flicker subtly in the room, and feature soft and delicate lights that dance above the flames.

Sure to be an exceptionally versatile accent to any room in any era, roleplay, club, or modern home!

Only 25L$ through this weekend.


Tuesday, January 9, 2018

A Pompom Party!

New! All original, this week for 25L$ Tuesday.

A silly pack of realistically fuzzy pompoms on strings or in shapes~ You'll get 9 unique, all-original meshes with 3 faces each, and 11 textures to choose from - white being very tintable!

All are between 1.2-3.4m in length for 1 LI, resizing and linking may affect this - please use caution!

If you care less for alpha flicker concerns, it does look softer set to ALPHA BLEND. ♥ Use the "Fuzziness" menu to change between them!

Both Bunny versions come with on/off lighting incase you do not want the light bulbs or inworld lighting.

Friday, January 5, 2018

Soft Dreams at Etoile ♥

The first round of Etoile opened today, a wonderful dreamy themed event. ♥

We're releasing our Soft Dreams Pillow Pile - an animation packed PG spot for two~

It includes special soft fuzzy looking pillows, hand painted textures, and a large mix & match menu for endless texture combinations, plus tinting.

Only 245L$ and available exclusively at Etoile.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

50L$ Furry Rug Promo!

Our latest rug pack~ The furry rug! Using soft fuzzy custom made textures & meshing techniques, you get a beautiful soft & warm realistic look for a low land impact.

Perfect for cozy dens, rustic inns, medieval homes, and modern getaways. 3m for the High LOD and 4m for the Low LOD at 1 land impact.

11 texture choices, materials enhanced, and so versatile!

Only 50L$ through the weekend~


Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Tiny Tub Tuesday

This adorable little tub for two is our latest 25L$ deal this week~

It includes a small array of unisex suited animations for the solo user, as well as a few couples interactions - including gentle washings, a cuddle, and 5 adult animation pairs in the Adult version.

Each has 5 texture choices, ranging from darker hues to more natural light tones, and has subtle steam particles & animated water.

This limited time price won't last long, though! So grab it for yourself, or gift it to another~