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Monday, December 28, 2015

Wintery Log Candle-Tuesday~

It's that time again! 25L$ Tuesday is here, the last round for 2015.

We're bringing the cozy with a three-set of cutout Log Candle Holders with cheerful and bright lit candles inside. (Candles tintable)

Each is 1 land impact on it's own, or if you link all 3 together it is just 2 land impact still.

Only guaranteed to be 25L$ through this Tuesday night at 11:59pm SLT~

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Thankful for 2015 Photo Contest!

We at Dysfunctionality hope everyone has had a fantastic year, and wanted to celebrate how thankful we feel for all of our customers, bloggers, and general support each year.

For that, we're hosting a good-natured photo contest, themed on "Thankful for 2015"~

The rules are simple:

Your photo must prominently feature Dysfunctionality products, and credit them.

You must submit photo any time before December 30th to our Flickr group.

Your photos must be tagged with "Dysfunctionality2015"


We will have one grand prize winner of 1000L$ in store credit or gift card, and their photo featured at our landing spot with a link to their Flickr account.

Two runner's up of 500L$ in store credit.

And five honorable mentions of 250L$ in store credit.


We hope you'll all participate!

25L$ Wreathday~

For one of the last 25L$ Tuesday rounds of this year, we have a lovely Fluffy Wreath!

It's nearly 2m in diameter for just 1 land impact, and comes in the green version shown, as well as a frosted look~

If you don't like them, you can also get rid of the berries through the Opacity menu!

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~

Saturday, December 19, 2015

20Twenty is back, and for 20% off this round we're offering our new Fluffy Pines~

An extra fluffy pine tree~ Only 1 land impact! A great filler piece.

For Higher LOD, it is 4m tall, and for Lower LOD it is 9m tall for the same 1 LI.

These are set with alpha masking, so the textures do not flicker or conflict with alpha channels. These also include specularity and normal maps so that they handle lighting well!

If you do not like the slightly sharper look of having your pines not have alpha flicker, go to "Texture" tab in edit, and choose "Alpha Blending" in the dropdown instead of "Alpha Masking".

Mischevious Neighbourhood~

Stop by for this weeks The Neighbourhood to grab this set of 3 snowmen!

You'll get an oblivious happily waving pair, one which has lost his head, and a third which has a pair of mean snowmen tossing the head of a third.

Each is 1 or 2 land impact~
Resizing may alter this! Please keep it in mind. ♥

PS: The Neighbourhood is having it's final round next week :( Thank you Valena for the good run!

Monday, December 14, 2015

Happy Snowsday~

We have a new snowman out for you for 25L$ Tuesday this week~

The simple, 1 Land Impact Happy Snowman is an essential winter item ♥

Friday, December 11, 2015

Hanging Umbrella Lights for FLF!

Out now for Fifty Linden Fridays~

 A 1 land impact (low LOD) / 3 land impact (high LOD) array of hanging Umbrellas by strings with lights~

Comes in 8 pastel color choices and emits subtle lighting.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

25L$ Floatday~

This 25L$ Tuesday we have some cute floating lanterns for you ♥

Just 1 land impact each, and coming in 6 color choices with bright white snowflakes patterned on them for this festive season~

Configurable radius and emitting subtle light.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

We Love Beds


We ♥ Roleplay is back, and with it we come bearing not just two brand new, ultra low prim and extremely customiseable beds... But! A gift.

You can find our new items out for 25% off at the event location for the month of December!
 334L$ for double, 139$L for single, and the crib hidden in a gift box.

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

25L$ Tuesday

We have a new set of giant Mushrooms out in natural/plain colors for our 25L$ Tuesday~

These include the sitting mushroom as well, as a natural variant of our Glowshrooms.

All of them are 1 LI each except the Sitshroom which is 2 LI

Only 25L$ through this week~

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Ornamental Gazebo

Out now for the Neighbourhood~

This all new 10 Land Impact Gazebo is full of sculpted details and rich white marble texturing~

Includes full material support so that it looks great with lighting ♥

Only 150L$ through this weekend as a part of The Neighbourhood.

Recent Releases

I have been experiencing some RL issues which have prevented consistent media coverage of my latest releases. Everything will be on MP soon, but should be inworld unless otherwise noted.

Thank you for your patience.

Out at our main store for 25L$ Tuesday through this weekend, normal price after.

Out at Enchantment as a FREE GIFT.

Out at our main store for full price of 85L$.

Out at The Liaison Collaborative until the 30th for 25% off.

Out at The Liaison Collaborative until the 30th for 25% off.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Lazy Sunday ~ Barrels!

Lazy Sunday is back and for 75L$ as a discount price through this weekend only, you can grab our Moorside Barrels set in the Singles/Filled Pack!

Each is just 1 land impact, and you get the 6 models shown. 

The water is subtly animated, and the dried goods have the 7 texture change options shown and take retextures for their contents very well!

We Love Showers

We Love Roleplay opened on the 4th of this month, and we have an all-new item for our Moorside set to include in it~!

This 5 land impact Moorside Single Shower stall includes 7 animations from your traditional washing to a silly goofing off one.
You're also able to turn the water on and off on touch, and the door 'opens'! ♥

It's 25% off for the duration of We Love Roleplay, bringing the price down to a meager 147L$!

You'll find us in the Northeast corner. Hope you like it!

Monday, November 2, 2015

Moorside Fences for 25L$ Tuesday~

Out now & available for 25L$ Tuesday~!

A set of fences to match our Moorside Cottage & Accessories!

This set includes:

Little Fence A, B, and C

Big Fence, & Extra Big Fence

Connecting Post (2 Shadows) & End Post (1 Shadow)

As well as a working "Gate Piece" with Kool Door Scripts

Each is just 1 LI! All have normal maps and specularity aka materials enabled.

Hocus Pocus!

I'm a little late, but it's not too late to participate!

Hocus Pocus is a Halloween based event beginning on the 30th of October and running 10 days in which guests can potentially get your item for FREE.

Just visit the main store's Hocus Pocus Chest, say Hocus Pocus in chat, and see if you win!

You can stop by to try again every 24 hours, or buy it for the discount price of 50L$!

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Pumpkiny Tuesday!

We're all set up for 25L$ Tuesday this week with some holiday staples!

Our all new 2015 mix of pumpkins! Includes the 11 textures shown for 7 different pumpkins and a pile of them coalesced to save you LI! 

Each is just 1 land impact, including the special Mr. Kitty Jack-o-Lantern~

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Hangout for the Neighbourhood

For this round of the Neighbourhood we have an all new item out, at almost 50% off~ Just 150L$ through this Saturday!
A gigantic basket to hang out in with one other friend in the glow of gentle lighting ♥

Includes a handful of solo hangout poses for two and PG-rated couples cuddles~

Also has 11 texture change options for the fabric parts (3 customisable faces, middle pillow+outer pillow, two side pillows, and base cushion) and 6 wood texture change options for the wood parts (base, accent A, accent B, and rope!) 

Only 4 land impact!

Monday, October 19, 2015

20Twenty~ A new event!

We're in an all new event this month called 20Twenty!

On the 20th of this month, our all-new Skully Wall Candle will be 20% off! This brings the price to just 68L$.

This festive decor is just 1 land impact each and can get huge (seriously! See the display models!)

It's copy, mod, and includes 6 wood textures to match the rest of your new Dysfunctionality items~

Be sure to stop by while the sales price is on!

Wednesday, October 14, 2015


OooOoooOoo~ Halloween is coming ever closer, and we have some neato Spooky Coffins out for you for this Fifty Linden Friday!

2 Land Impact Each with open/closed/cracked states (the closed having a skeleton hand trying to escape~!) An access menu is also provided.

Just 50L$ through this weekend!

Stop by the main store to grab or gift your copy before the sale ends.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

A 25L$ Study

25L$ Tuesday is back, and we're celebrating with an all-new Desk Set!

A classic and timeless design of a Simple Wooden Desk Set~

Each piece (desk, chair) is just 1 land impact per, meaning only 2 for the set as shown.

Also included is 6 wood textures via easy use menus, and over 9 solo animations!

Wearable props for the writing and reading animations included.

Just 25L$ through 11:59pm Tuesday night, so stop by the main store now~!

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Lazy Outhouse

It's our first go at Lazy Sunday this week, a Sunday operating event at our main store for an item on sale for just 75L$!

Moorside Outhouse is a simple 2 land impact matching Outhouse to our Moorside Cottage!

It includes just one simple animation and a working door for the rezzed version.

Also included is a version you can wear while standing with a non-functioning door as a dubious costume.

Includes functioning kool-door for RP servers, and materials for extra realism~! ♥

Out through Sunday at 11:59pm SLT for a guaranteed 75L$!

Monday, October 5, 2015

Simply Tuesday

25L$ Tuesday is here again, and we have a timeless piece out for just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday~!

A very simple, 2 land impact wooden piece that is classical enough to fit in anywhere.

Simple Wooden Cabinet includes 6 wood tones with an easy delete script! ♥

Sunday, October 4, 2015

We Love Cottages

We Love Roleplay is opening today at 3pm SLT, and we have a brand new cottage out for you!

The Moorside Cottage is a brand new 1 bedroom + 1 loft, 15mx15m, copy & mod, 100% original home ringing in at just 16 land impact with working physics~! ♥

All shutters are functional, sitting will teleport you to the second floor, and the door is Kool-door scripted for easy integration to roleplay servers.

It's out now for demo at our main store, and for sale at 25% off at the We Love Roleplay location all during the October round!

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

The Neighbourhood Living Set~

A simple and essential living set, suitable for indoors or out!

Each couch and chair is 2 land impact, and table just 1 each. All is mod/copy!

There is 7 wood choices: Black, White, B&W, W&B, Rich, Mix, & Lights
There is 11 Color Fabrics for the Couch/Chair, and 7 Pillow choices. Pillows tint well! White fabric & woods also tint well ♥
The chair seats 1 with 9 Single Sits, but has 3 optional PG couples cuddles. 
The couch seats 2 with 5 pairs of sits, and has a further 5 PG couples cuddles.

All operated by low lag custom scripts~

Only 150L$ for a part of The Neighbourhood event!

Sunday, September 27, 2015

We're out early for 25L$ Tuesday again this week, with an adorable companion for you.

Mr. Bat Friend comes in the 8 texture choices of last week, and flaps happily at your side (worn attachment!) ~ If you need to rez a copy, they are 3 LI each, and animated.

He's only 25L$ through Wednesday and would make a great gift, too!

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Spooky 25L$ Tuesday

Happy 25L$ Tuesdays~!

Our next Halloween release is out now! With 8 bat color choices, tintable eyes, and an optionally removable string.

Each is just 2 LI, and gets rather large!

Just 25L$ through 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night, stop by to grab your copy or gift one now!

Friday, September 18, 2015

RIP Fifty Linden Friday~

This week we have a set of 3 Gravestones out for Fifty Linden Friday~

The start of our Halloween seasonal releases.

These are large, 1.5m+ in size grave markers in either gray or brownish stone hues with optional RIP or Plain choices.

Each is just 1 LI~

Monday, September 14, 2015

Out now for 25L$ Tuesday~ Metal Fences

25L$ Tuesday is back, and we have... Yes... Another fence for you this week, the Simple Metal Fence.

A simple metal fence and fence post. You can duplicate fence post as needed. Please be sure to re-link 1:1 when you're done to prevent issues.

4 metal textures

1 land impact (.5 each)

Copy & Mod

White customisation textures included

Monday, September 7, 2015

25L$ Tuesday~ Simple Fences!

25L$ Tuesday is here again!

An adorable and simple wooden fencing set ♥

Features a 2 land impact working gate and 1 land impact fence portions with optional endposts.

6 wood textures.

Only 25L$ til 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night!

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Curves The Neighbourhood

The Neighbourhood is back! And for 150L$ as a part of the sale, down from 245L$, you can grab the all new Curves Dining Set~

The Curves Dining Set is an elegant and modern take on the glass top table~ With gorgeous wood inlays and 8 texture choices.

The chairs include 8 male, 10 female, and 7 couple pairings ♥

The inlay on the table is individually changeable, and is only 1 land impact.

The chairs are 2 land impact each.

Stop by any time before 11:59pm SLT Sunday night to get your copy while it's on sale!

Friday, August 21, 2015

FLF Benchday~

Happy Fifty Linden Friday!

This round we have the whimsy and boring versions of the Park Bench~

5 Wood Tones, Several Seating Options for 2~

Regular variant 3 LI, Whimsy is 5 LI and includes 2x Lightable Orbs & 5 Texture Choices for Vine!

Just 50L$ through Friday night~!!

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Filigree Tuesday~

It's back! We're in 25L$ Tuesday's again this week for the first time in a long time.

We have this all-new Filigree Tea Set up ♥

It's just 1 land impact, copy & mod, and includes 10 beautiful and vibrant texture choices. 

It also dispenses a coordinating drinkable (worn) tea cup for you & your guests that matches whatever the currently shown color is~

Just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

New group gift!

An all new group gift is out now~

The Groupie Pouf is a miniature version of our Button Pouf released for Collabor88~

This smaller size includes a different set of 11 prototype textures and 7 solo sit options. It's still just 2 land impact~

Collabor88 ~ Daydream August Birthday 2015

88L$ -- Mod / Copy
7 Color Choices
2 Land Impact
4 Friend & 6 Couple Poses

88L$ -- Mod / Copy
1 Land Impact
Includes Single String, too!

88L$ -- Mod / Copy
7 Color Choices for Mirror Parts
1 Land Impact Each

88L$ -- Mod / Copy
7 Color Choices
1 Land Impact Each

0L$ -- Mod / Copy
7 Color Choices
Worn/1 Land Impact


This month is another birthday round of Collabor88!

We're so happy to be here that it is very much like a daydream~ Which is the theme of this round.

While our original concept fell through due to a disappointing series of upload errors, we did manage to squeeze out some adorable Paper Cranes, Star String Lights, Button Pouf, and Mirror~ ♥

Additionally, to make up for the fact I was a couple of hours late, we have a free Paper Crane Holdable! 

The sim is pretty full, but it's open all month, so I hope you remember to stop by~!

Friday, July 31, 2015

The Neighbourhood Hallway Welcome~

This round of The Neighbourhood brings to you an adorable Classic Hallway Set~

This multi-piece set includes the mirror, apples, scones, table, and rug all as separate links for you to add, move, or remove anything as needed!

Only 3 land impact when all linked together as shown~ ♥

It is just 150L$ through Saturday at 11:59pm SLT!