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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Group gift time! :D

We're inching towards 4000 group members migrated over since 2 years ago, and so happy~

I can't tell you how much I appreciate my customers, but I do try to show it - so joining the ranks of our dozen other group gifts is our newest Seasonal Grass.

Meant to compliment our existing Soft Grass, Wildflowers, etc are these low land impact grass choices to help you cover large spaces. Featuring both alpha-flicker but softer texture choices, or slightly harsher but non flickering options, they're excellent combined for a full lush look.

They will not change LI when resized, but offer you an easy to use menu featuring 4 shape choices, 9 textures, and a full access menu.

Only available exclusively to Dysfunctionality group members. ♥

Can't find them? Head Northwest to those exact coordinates and seek out the 2-floor freebie building.

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Scraggly Pom Grasses

These whimsical pom topped tall grasses are a sure hit for all seasons~ but secretly, I love them most for Winter!

They're a fun and happy swaying fantasy shortbrush which mixes great with existing grasses - such as our Soft Grass.

We recommend using ALPHA BLEND (in the alpha mode under Texture Menu in the edit tab)
but they come default using ALPHA MASK which will prevent them from alpha flickering with other content.

If you don't mind flicker, please try out the blend or mixing the two for a softer look. ♥

Included is 5 green options and one snowy variant with regionwide & access control texture menu.

Available all this week for 25L$


Saturday, November 18, 2017

A whimsical garland~

Tis the season for cute glass ornaments - and we've hung them from our Baubly Garland for our release at Whimsical. ♥

This deconstructed Christmas tree makes a beautiful window, wall, fireplace mantle, or anywhere decorative hanging perfect for this holiday season.

Only 1 land impact, with 7 garland foliage options & 7 bauble options, ranging from tintable white to fun festive tones.

Exclusively available at the Whimsical event this holiday season for just 95L$.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017


Snows here! With our recent release of the [DDD] Simplest Snow - a low lag falling snow option without laggy particles & with easy cleanup, we decided to also add snow piles~

Perfect for when you're not quite committed to turning the whole shebang to a snowstorm, but there is definitely some (maybe a lot) of snow building up.

These 1 land impact, materials enhanced snowpiles are 9m - 12m each and include 5 unique meshes ranging from a soft delicate dusting to thick piles.

All done for the season? With one easy click, you can delete the snow! Not a fan of scripts? You can just also delete the scripts, and delete the snow manually later. Yay!

Grab them at their discounted price of just 25L$ this week only:


Saturday, November 11, 2017

Simplest Snow @ Sad November

Our all-new Simplest Snow pack is here!

This 3 piece original mesh set includes giant 1 prim snowing fields, with an easyClean HUD to remove either excess scripts, or the items themselves at the end of the season.

Extremely low lag mesh snow, a great time and alternative to particle effects.

Friday, November 10, 2017

The Evil Queen's Throne.

A beautiful golden touched Royal Throne, right from Snow White's castle in inspiration ♥

Now you can be your own Evil Queen, complete with showy peacock or without on the back of throne, jewels of which compliment 6 silken choices for seating.

Includes 30 solo seating choices for the primary sitter, and 5 'complimentary' secondary seater choices. Additionally there is 11 Cuddles of the PG nature. If you choose the adult version, there will also be 22 handpicked choices.

Materials enhanced, low lag custom scripting, 1.3m wide & 1m deep.

Available at Enchantment starting at 12pm NOON Nov 11th.

(PS: Our dear friend Valena Vacano has a set of fun Snow White themed poses in our booth, the proceeds of which will go to help pay off emergency vet bills. Please grab them!)

Cozy Stag Console for FLF!

Happy Fifty Linden Friday everyone! ♥

Our newest release, a 1 land impact runner table with two beautifully sculpted and posed deer and a massive texture menu~

Each part is individually customisable with: 
• 10 colors for the stags + 10 aged versions + 4 metal versions. 
• 11 colors for the table, including pastel or natruals + 10 distressed versions. 
• 11 colors for the fluffy fur runner, including a tintable white & gray. 
• Easy delete, low lag custom script for when you're done!

Approximately 2.25m long and .7m deep at 1 land impact. Resizing may impact. All one object.

I hope you'll love it as much as we do~


Thursday, November 9, 2017

Christmas Tree Sale!

To kick off the season and make way for the new, we're offering our old models of [DDD] Christmas Tree and [DDD] Holiday Tree at over 50% off! 

Available to buy or gift for just 95L$ for a limited time only. You can grab them on the Marketplace, or inworld!
 ❄ 🎄 🌟 



Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Dandesweet Days~

Beautiful patches of Dandelion Fields! These dainty little fields add a soft swaying touch to any home, garden, field, etc!

Soft and fluffy fields that compliment existing grass patches nicely, they WILL conflict with other alpha materials (some of our other grasses or flowers will not), but that is the tradeoff for looking so delicate.

These fields come with 5 mesh shapes, ranging from simple round plots perfect to accent existing fields of grass, to rectangular shaped ones better suited for lining houses or filling gardenbeds, as well as a much bigger 9m long rectangular field to fill up lots of space!

You'll get 7 grass textures: Overcast, Wintery, Meadows, Spring, Sunshine, Summer, & Autumn.

Each is a mere 1 land impact at the included size.

Per usual, with mesh, resizing may alter land impact.

Regionwide texture change, access menu, and kill all custom low lag scripts. ♥

BONUS: Two, single texture only, large SCULPTY type fields are included which compliment the Dandesweet line but will fill up large spaces (default 20 by 20 meters) with only 1 land impact.


Thursday, November 2, 2017

2017 Customer Survey

Hello all! ♥

So crazy, but the end of the year is nearly here~ We're starting to make Christmas things already!

Next year we hope to continue to bring you more low land impact quality furniture, but to do so, we really need your feedback for this year!

Please consider taking 3 minutes of your time to fill out our customer survey form @ https://goo.gl/pUuXDD

If you choose to sign it non-anonymously, you'll also get 50L$ store credit!

Thank you all so much for this amazing year, and can't wait for next ♥