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Sunday, August 25, 2019

Decite Rock Wall - Group Gift


Sorry for the delay between gifts, but here is a new one!

I'm experimenting with new rock meshing methods and this is the result of some recent ones. I don't think it's really 'good enough' yet - but if you do, you can find it for free for [Dysfunctionality] group members inworld at the group gift shop! ♥

Includes the base mesh plus two slightly curved ones to help with corners, in 4 texture choices - 3 neutrals and a snowy.

Hope you'll like it!





Friday, August 16, 2019

Antique Boxes for FLF


Antique Mirror Boxes are this weeks FLF item ♥

A cute, 1 land impact, materials enhanced, & LOD optimized pair of boxes - including both the closed and open option with a mirror face.

Each includes a huge 28 texture choice menu such as pastels, jewel tones, woods, and neutrals - allowing you to coordinate with any room!

These are perfect props in your roleplay scene to tuck away just about anything - and we hope you'll enjoy them~

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Saturday, July 27, 2019


Our new multipiece Tumbled Garden Edgers are out now, and I'm sure you'll love them!

A versatile set of low land impact, finely optimised meshes which were hand sculpted then carefully baked down into low poly meshes, complete with full LODs, materials enhanced, and 5 textures to bring you from snowy seasons to the Summer sun.

Available for a bargain price of 50L$ for this weekend's Saturday Sale.

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Reviews always appreciated ♥









Thursday, July 18, 2019

Multitheme Cuddle Rug for FLF!


Happy FLF again everyone ♥ Sorry for the delay, but I've been moving recently.

I hope this will be worth the wait, though - our Multitheme Cuddle Rug!

We'll be releasing this in 3 installments, beginning with the PG/Lite variant, which runs a slimmed down amount of animations for a budget price that is everyone-friendly~

Our PG/Full variant with more than 3x as much animations will be out most likely this weekend at a separate sales price, and the Adult/Full hopefully within the month.

Each includes the 9 gorgeous texture options shown below, created by the wonderful and talented Alaska Metropolitan from alaskametro, please stop by her cosmetic and applier shop to see more of her work. ♥ 


As well as a customisation kit, allowing you to create your own textures!

This rug allows you to seat 3 people at once, with a handpicked array of quality solo single sits, cuddles, and 3-person cuddles.

The Lite version is only on sale for 50L$ this weekend only, so be sure to stop by & buy or gift it before it goes up to regular price.

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Please consider leaving a review if you enjoy your product, reviews help future customers & our brand so immensely. Thank you.

Addendum/Promo:
The PG/FULL version is out now.

It features 20+19+18 solo poses, a crazy 61 couples cuddles, and 9 threesome cuddle animations, as well as further customisation options for mixing & matching the pillows.

If you have purchased/purchase the PG/LITE version on promo this weekend for 50L$, and purchase the PG/FULL version I will give you a 100L$ gift card PLUS a full refund of the original 50L$.

If you also leave a review on the SL Marketplace listing of the PG/FULL, I will upgrade the 100L$ gift card to a 200L$ gift card.

Thursday, May 23, 2019

Beachy FLF!


Fifty Linden Fridays is back and this round we have a beautiful set of Beach Boulders for you!

Don't let the name fool you, these gorgeous softly eroded rocks feature mossy, snowy, and plain textures aside from the sandy option so that you can use them anywhere & any time~

Included are 8 mesh shapes + 1 solo rock, each varying from 2-4 meters in size, clusters from solo up to 11 rocks with useful shapes including a round option perfect for DIY ponds & campfire circles.


We hope you'll love these simple versatile rocks - and for a limited time price of 75% off (50L$ vs future price of 195L$) it's a steal to grab or gift!

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Don't forget to leave a review if you love them! We appreciate it so much!




Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Swirling Spirits


A simple expansion on the swirlies we've used in the past both for embers in our own fireplaces & floating spirits of our popular Enchanted Pond - now standalone!

Includes 6 cute shapes with tintable 3 faces each + a control HUD for speed & optional rainbow textures.

Only 25L$ this Tuesday!

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Thursday, April 25, 2019

Fairy Bath Stump for FLF!


Out now, our all new Fairy Bath Stump ♥

An adorable hand sculpted, all original mesh piece featuring custom quality LODs, original texturing, baked shadows, realistic animated water, optional magical tintable twinkles & seasonal texture choices.

All of this in one adorable 1.5m x 1.5m little 1 land impact stump!

This Friday only, it's available for just 50L$ as a part of Fifty Linden Friday~

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Saturday, April 20, 2019

Easter hunt!




Hi everyone, 3 cute little free gifts for the CasperTech Great Easter Egg Hunt from now til Thursday the 25th!



One is in our HALLOWEEN/AUTUMN DISPLAY: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Dysfunctionality/199/92/37


& One is in our GENERAL FURNITURE & GARDEN DISPLAYS: 
Use the HUD above to get the hints per location, they're in pretty plain sight! Hope you enjoy~

PS: Want a cute easter egg basket? Our old model is available now for only 10L$!

Friday, April 5, 2019

Enchanting~ A pond.


Out now on special discount from the permanent price of 145L$, our Enchanted Pond can be bought & gifted this weekend only for just 75L$!

Ethereal & magical, our little Enchanted Pond is a beautiful 1 land impact 2.5m by 2.5m circle of carefully sculpted rocks, full to the brim with sparkling, pulsing magic water.

Completely above ground, you do not need to terraform to place this - just set it on any flat surface. Perfect for Linden Homes!

You'll receive 6 rock textures, 6 inner glow textures, 3 lily choices, and twinkles & rising spirt on/off via HUD! This allows you to place it in many environments, from deserts, forests, caves, & snowy biomes and take it from realistic to fantasy.

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If purchasing on the Marketplace, please do consider leaving a review. They're immensely appreciated~


Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Pollen Bloom! Group Gift ♥


Over a year ago when I began creating my Haze Clouds, I never expected them to really sell at all, they're simple products - but much to my surprise, people have fallen in love the atmosphere and ambiance they add.

I hope to make more in the near future, but for now I have one I was dabbling with recently that I feel pair wonderfully with our recent Poppies release... The Pollen Bloom Haze Cloud!

This soft, warmly hued subtle effect features warm golden motes interspersed with multicoloured dust with small red, pink, green, or purple tones.

Pollen Bloom would look beautiful in a warm field of flowers, or playing in the grass in an open sunshaft. 

Available exclusively for [Dysfunctionality] group members ♥
In the freebie building!


Thursday, March 28, 2019

Spring Poppy Patches for FLF!


Out now for this Friday's FLF... Our very anticipated Spring Poppy Patches! ♥

Since I began previewing these earlier this month, we've had so much positive support eager for their release, and I hope they'll live up to everyone's expectations~

You'll receive 9 beautiful texture choices: Multicolour, Multipastel, Orange/Yellow, Pink/Red, Black/Purple, Black/Red, Plain Black, Violet/Blue, & Frostbitten

As well as 12 unique model shapes, ranging from small bits, curves, corners, patches, & long patches for a wide variety of uses.
Each is just 1 land impact at the included size!

Like most of our recent landscape items, this also includes a regionwide & access control script setup for you to change the whole sim - or one plant at a time.

Only 50L$ for this weekend, so please stop by & grab your copies before they go up to full price as they're a massive 80% off for now!

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Saturday, March 23, 2019

Simplest Extension!


Since I put the features of it in the base pack, I've had people hounding me to get this out... and it is now!

The Simplest Rain Extended Add-On HUD is available now, adding:
• 5 included Densities (Left)
• 5 included Speeds (Right)
• 4 included Volume levels (Middle)
• 4 included Glow levels (Middle)
• 4 included Opacity levels (Middle)
• Pause Option (for Photography)

This pack also includes a bonus sound object for extra emitting points and two bonus mesh shapes - one which should fit the new Premium homes (not houseboats) that will be out soon, and one which is 32m long and 5m wide to fit in those tight spaces.

It does NOT include the base package of Simplest Rain with the default mesh shapes, nor is it included in that set. This is a separate, add-on purchase.

At the time of posting, this extended HUD will sell for 95L$, but should more features or shapes be added in the future, the price will go up.

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Friday, March 22, 2019

The Simplest Rain!


Beautiful, low lag, and ready to drop & go - our Simplest Rain is out!

On discount for 75L$ as promotional pricing, this weekend only before going to the full 195L$ price after.

Much like our beloved Simplest Snow, our rain features lovely animated textures, now with floor effects~

Perfect for your seasonal moody needs on a budget - these super low land impact falling rain meshes are optimised for the best look at the lowest LI cost we could manage.

The Simplest Rain Set Basic HUD includes the option to go back to default or invisible for temporary sunny days!

This includes 3 pieces: 
Edger : 25m long, 10m wide, and 15m tall - 2 LI 
Big : 25m long, 25m wide, and 15m tall - 4 LI
Single: 10m long, 10m wide, and 15m tall - 1 LI

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Your reviews are ALWAYS appreciated. ♥


Friday, March 15, 2019

Mystic Twinkling Ivy @ Saturday Sale (Mainstore!)


Hope everyone has had a lovely weekend - we've been busy!

Soon you'll see our full poppy pack & rain pack come out, but until then we have these beautiful Mystic Twinkling Ivies to bring you~

On sale for just 75L$ this weekend only, 60% off their regular price as a special introductory promo. ♥

You'll get 12 mesh shapes with a regionwide texture change menu allowing for 7 twinkle hues & 10 ivy tone choices + the option to tint the silver to whatever you want as these are fully copy & mod!

When you're done, you can even delete all scripts to keep lag low with 1 easy button.

Of course, each is just 1 land impact at the included size, too.


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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Hands of Spring!


A new ethereal particle hands effect has arrived in our free lucky chair!

Alongside our Hands of Love and Hands of Luck which have been available this past year, you'll be able to find it on a 2* minute timer shared by the other two. This chair does not require a group!

The Hands of Spring features beautiful twirling ribbons in soft pink and sunbeam gold, lovely pollen puffs, and falling petals in 4 tones. A version without the ribbons is also included.

Looks beautiful while dancing or just loitering about~




Monday, March 11, 2019

Spring Showers~


By very popular request per my Heavy Snow Backdrop released last Winter season, our adorable Spring Showers version is here!

It features all custom textures and meshes including animated falling rain, subtly swaying grass & poppies, and a semi-3D layered look with rolling green fields and berried evergreens. This 2 land impact per 24m section privacy screen is transparent on one side to comply with the LL regulations for mainland use & most residential regions, and is seamless. 

Each face is individually separated, allowing you to set specific parts as transparent, tint, or replace them out using your own textures. You may need to play with the rain glow & transparency to meet the needs of your windlight!

Includes a HUD for easy delete of scripts (please read notecard) & changing of the poppies to one of 4 included colourways.

Available for the regular price of 95L$ - but for an exclusive & introductory time only - just 25L$ as a part of 25L$ Tuesdays!

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