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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Curious Chests~




Looking for a handy and convenient chest~? Why not the Curious Chest!

Someone has long since sprawled "Do Not Open" on the front, how ominous~
Choose from "Empty", "Monster", and "Treasure" interior options for your dubious adventures.

Includes 3 texture options as shown for each chest.

Please mind the caveat that resizing these can cause some issues with the script, so it is not advised unless you remove the door script.

On sale this week for just 25L$!


Monday, April 24, 2017

Fantasy Faire 2017



This year for Fantasy Faire, we're located on the Chaddul Ro sim!

We have two all-new items out~ The Curious Treasure Chest both in "RFL Treasure" & "RFL Monster"!

These fun colorful chests have a mysterious treat inside - will it be pretty coins, or goopy tentacle monsters?

Only 1 land impact each, and with these colorways being EXCLUSIVE to the event, you'll never find them again.

Just 45L$ per chest~ 100% charity donation to RFL of SL.

You'll also find Hope Lantern for 95L$, brought back for a limited run at FF!




Sunday, April 16, 2017

Simple Metal Candlesticks @ Redeux!


Out now for Redeux, an all-new event brought to you by the owners of the 25L$ Tuesday group!

I want to apologise for being a little late, but unfortunately I had computer issues which kept me offline for a few days.

Simple Metal Candlesticks are a new perfect classic accent piece for your home~

These 1 land impact pieces come with 11 texture options, and include both an on/off version as well as a day/night auto version!

You can find them for only 25L$ as an introductory and special promotion during the event, and at the event location only.


Saturday, April 15, 2017

Spring has come at The Seasons Story!



Tonight at The Seasons Story : Spring round, we have our all new mesh & original concept Spring Onsen available for purchase~

Countless hours went in to detailing this piece and all of the original & handpainted texturing and details. Soft petals fall from the flower laden branches into the pool of steaming water, and to cover the grassy knoll, and it's full up with materials to look extra nice on high settings. ♥

You'll find 56 single animations for up to 3 avatars at a time (all 3 of them can use any of the 56 poses!) in addition to 13 threesome cuddles. For couples specifically, however, you'll find 30 couples cuddles, too.

In the adult version, you'll also get over 30 couples adult animations, all quality and handpicked fluid options, as well as 13 threesome sex choices too!

This all rolls in at a moderate 16 land impact for all of these details and options.

You'll find it for 25% off during the event as a special (not required!) introductory offer.
PG: 445⟶ 334
Adult: 595⟶ 447

Opens at midnight SLT April 10th!



Thursday, April 13, 2017

Great Easter Egg Hunt : Magic Lanterns!


Hiya alls~

We're taking part in this years Great Easter Egg Hunt, put on by CasperTech (the maker of our vending system!)

For it, we created a very special version of our Hatched Lanterns, which is meant to match with our other free/group gift rainbow goodies. 

The Magic Lanterns are an unscripted trio of lanterns, just 1 land impact & emitting subtle lighting. They poof out cute magic sparkles in the area~

Copy, mod, and totally free during this hunt. We may retire it to a group gift eventually later.

The hint for our sim is:
"Leave these for both the reindeers in Christmas and the easter bunny."



Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Classic Curule Chair for We ♥ RP


This month for We Love Roleplay, we have a classically designed Roman style Curule Chair.

This 2 land impact staple of any Gorean or roleplay home has been given a heavy hand in the animating department with 35 animations in the main chair, as well as 35 submissive secondary seating animations - letting you mix & match to your hearts desire.

Relax in the chair as your submissive clings to your leg, dances in front of you, or kneels at your side. Move seamlessly in to one of 17 lap cuddles and kisses, and when you're ready you can take them right then & there without changing to different furniture.

We've included over 40 sex animations, ranging from a variety of blowjob, oral, mutual masturbation, to your missionary, doggy, lap riding, and even more daring moves such as a vertical 69.
We chose from quality animators such as ::R:a:W:A:g:e:: and Abranimations amongst others to help bring you a wide variety and good quality.

Included as well is an array of leather & woods to choose from, including white & gray options which tint very well if your needs aren't met.

You'll find it for 25% off at We Love Roleplay this month, bringing the original prices down as follows:
195⟶ 147
395⟶ 297

You can also stop by the main store to see it there, but remember, the discount is ONLY at the event!

Monday, April 3, 2017

Buy Now: Cozy Leather Beanbag in ADULT!


Did you love our super popular Cozy Leather Beanbag we released for FLF some months ago, but were amongst the many asking for it with Adult poses?

We've revised the initial PG release to add:
+11 new fur textures, including fun Lisa Frank themed ones.
+12 new couples cuddles, including lapsits & more!

You can get those new additions for free from any redelivery terminal, or on all new purchases of the PG version.

All Adult versions will include everything the PG one has, plus:
+45 quality mocap adult animations, ranging from oral & foreplay, titfucking, anal, doggy, cowgirl, missionary, and more.

We only selected the most fluid sex animations for this piece.




Friday, March 31, 2017

Hatched Lanterns for Fifty Linden Friday


Out now for Fifty Linden Fridays~

All new Hatched Lanterns! ♥

These low 1 land impact lanterns come both individually (with handle, without handle, and on a string) as well as in two different arrangements of groups of 3!

Fully materials enabled for extra pretty viewings on high settings, but beautiful rich baked hand painted textures that look wonderful on low settings as well.

They have 8 rich and shiny metal texture options ranging from platinum, to gold, and of course black~

Additionally, they have 8 bright and cheerful colors for the papers, including soft pink, buttery yellow, cool blue, red, teal, & more!

You're able to turn them on & off with real emitted lighting, as well as control them via an access menu that allows either group, everyone, or owner-only access.

Done setting them up just how you like? You can delete all the scripts to save on load.

Only 50L$ this weekend, and then full price after!



Monday, March 27, 2017

Cattail Tuesday~


The new 25L$ Tuesday item is out now~ 

All new hand textured Mixed Cattails with 3 mesh shapes, 6 texture options in a regionwide & access scripted menu. 

They're a hybrid of 2D Masked textures and 3D options to combine the best of both low land impact & looks without any alpha flicker~ 

Only 25L$ through this weeks 25L$ Tuesday, and full price forever after.


Thursday, March 23, 2017

Wayfarer's @ We Love Roleplay!


Out new & 25% off at We ♥ Roleplay this month!

Wayfarer's Well is a 10 land impact, approximately 8m x 7m sized rocky outcropping.

In the pool centered version, you'll get over 2 dozen couples cuddles, 60+ solo poses for 3 avatar spots, and 5 PG rated threesome cuddles.

In the adult version ONLY, there is additionally over 2 dozen adult animations (+ some have varying speed options!)

It includes a version without the inner well (flat topped) which is suitable just for some ancient ruins or a gathering space, or for you to place other items.

If you dislike the steam, you can remove the steam prim.

Proper working physics. Realistic normal/specular mapping for extra effects on high graphics settings.


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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Cuddle Cookie Tuesday!


This week for 25L$ Tuesday, we have a cute plush ottoman in the shape of a macaron cookie!

They include 9 pastel color options, and a small handful of both solo hanging out poses for 2 & couples PG cuddles!

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~


Monday, March 13, 2017

Simple Cuddle Pillows for 25L$ Tuesday




Out now for 25L$ Tuesday~

A simple 2 land impact pair of pillows!

Includes 10 texture change options - change both pillows, or each individually for mix & match.

8 couples poses + 1 general sitting pair of poses.

Monday, March 6, 2017

Thick Fur Rugs for 25L$ Tuesday!


Soft and plush~ We have these new all mesh thick fur rugs out for 25L$ Tuesday this week~

Included is 14 texture options, ranging from silly prints to a variety of solid options.

Additionally, you'll get two, 1 land impact mesh rug shapes which can be sized up to a huge 5m by 6.5m in size before they go up in land impact! Great for filling up space.

Materials enabled to add that bit of extra depth and shine on high settings. ♥

75% off and just 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday!


Saturday, March 4, 2017

Genre: Vikings!


Whoops! Bad me, I forgot to send a notice about this~

This past month at GENRE, we have the all-new Worn Down Cage!

25% off!

This rustic aged cage has a texture change menu for 3 wood options, and includes an open/close Kool Door Scripted door to tie in to your RP door servers.

If you're done changing textures & have no immediate need for the single sit pose in the item, you can also delete the texture script to get it down to a low 1 land impact!

A great low land impact accessory to your roleplay~


Monday, February 27, 2017

All-new Simple Ivy Grouncovers for 25L$ Tuesday!


This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have an all new set of simple Ivy covers for you!

Perfect to add that little overgrown aged look to ruins, gardens, patios, or any space~

Included is 7 shapes ranging from semicircles, corner specific, single strands, and a large patch to help fit it to your space. Each is just 1 land impact.

There is 11 texture change options from a snowy white, autumn oranges, a variety of greens, aged decaying looking & more~

The menu is set to be functional for regionwide, access menu, & easy to delete all scripts!

Check it out while it's 75% off.


Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Twinkling Tuesday!



For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday we have some lovely ambient glowies~

Bright, shining, ever moving & changing glowies for your sim environment. Not only is the texture animated for a realistic twinkle, but they'll never look the same twice as the object is also slowly rotating.

Only 1 land impact for an 8m by 8m section.

Includes a night time only one, and one for on always!

From each, you have 9 colorways: 
Rosey (pinks) 
Firefly (yellow) 
Underwater (blues) 
Purples 
Flames (bright orange/yellow/red) 
Embers (muted orange/yellow/red) 
Brights (bright rainbow tones) 
White (tints) 
Pastels (pastel rainbow tones)

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday, and 95L$ after.









Tuesday, February 14, 2017

A little cubey Tuesday


The brother companion to our Pouf released a few weeks back~

The Little Simple Cube has 6 Furs, 4 Leathers, & 6 Color/Pattern options via texture menu~

Includes a lovey heart detail pink perfect for Valentine's Day!

Each with hand stitched details!

Additionally it has 15 solo sitting poses. ♥

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday.


SPECIAL VALENTINE'S GIFTING OPTION:

For today only, our vending system offers anonymous gifting for admiring from afar!

Check out the pic below for details. ♥







Saturday, February 11, 2017

Cuddle Bug~ Love is in the air with XOXO!


Everyone loves the fun & cute XOXO Hunt each year, and it's back!

This year we have an adorable new 2 land impact Cozy Heart Pillows for you & one other to share.

This low land impact all original mesh has 7 texture options:
White, Pink, Lavender, Blue, Red, Magenta, and Black!

You can change each pillow individually, or all at once to mix & match suitably.

It seats 2 with 8 couples cuddle poses, as well as 9 individual solo poses for two (18 total.)

You can get it FOR FREE by visiting our inworld XOXO display and saying in chat 'xoxo'!

Our % win rate is 25%, so you have a 1/4 chance of winning.

Unlucky? Visit tomorrow! The timer resets every 24 hours so you can try each day until the 25th.

Impatient? You can also buy it or gift it for 50L$ at any time through the vendor.

I hope you'll enjoy it~

Please be sure to grab a HUD and check out all the other participating stores while you're there. ♥



Monday, February 6, 2017

Light up your life for 25L$ Tuesday~


This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have an all-new Simple Metal Brazier!

It comes with 9 metal options included, as well as tinting very well.

Only 1 land impact each, and scripted to have a realistic on/off lighting function with just the press of a button.

Perfect for your backyard garden, patio, or medieval castle, or Gorean outpost.

Only 25L$ for this Tuesday, and full price after.




Thursday, February 2, 2017

Fifty Linden Friday~ Beanbag!



Fifty Linden Fridays is here, one of my favorite events~

For this round, I really went all out and made this plush looking leather beanbag with over two dozen texture change options, 8 pairs of single sits (seats 2, so 16 total), and 19 couples PG cuddles!

It's only 2 land impact, and low-lag scripted. ♥

You'll find it for the absolute bargain price of 50L$ for this Friday, and probably through Sunday since I like to be generous to my loyal customers. Full price after, though!

Out now, a bit early!







Monday, January 30, 2017

A Bench for Tuesday!


We have another all-new item for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday!

The simple 2 Land Impact, Copy & Mod Forest Plank Bench has 4 couples cuddles, 4 singles poses for male & female (8 total, seats 2 at a time)

Additionally, it has 5 texture options, including a snowy option for year-round use ♥

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday!



*Store Credit / Marketplace Review Promo!*

It's that time again~ We're doing another free store credit giveaway for Marketplace reviews!

Review any item for 25L$ inworld store credit!
&
If the item has no reviews prior, get a bonus 25L$ credit!

We are not soliciting positive reviews, but hopefully honest ones which take understanding that some items on the Marketplace are quite aged, and are priced down accordingly due to the quality/lack thereof compared to current model products.

Thank you for your honesty!

PLEASE READ:
  • One review per customer only will qualify for rewards.
  • Only items 50L$ or over qualify.
  • Store credit is awarded only. No gift cards. Credit is not transferrable.
  • Store credit is typically automatically applied on your next inworld transaction.
  • ONLY January 24th through February 5th!

TO CLAIM:

  1. Please send "Dysfunctionality Resident" an IM with a link to the product page of the item you reviewed on the account you did it.
  2. Dysfunctionality Resident should respond within 24-48 hours confirming your store credit.
  3. If you do not hear a response, please try again. It may have gone unseen or crashed.

TO CHECK:

 Click on any inworld vendor and select "Discounts" to see your loyalty discount & store credit balance.
These will be automatically applied on next purchase in the form of a refund to your L$ amount spent. Alternatively, you can click Buy->Reward Points on the vendor.

We thank you all for your participation and appreciation!

Please contact Dysfunctionality Resident with any questions.


Check out our Marketplace Store!


SPECIAL BONUS:

Some random lucky participants will get 100-500L$ bonuses at the end. ♥

Sunday, January 29, 2017

New group gift!


I was experimenting with grasses, and while they didn't turn out as I'd hoped, they aren't half bad!

So, since I did at least make a variety of textures for them, but don't feel right selling my experiments since I have bigger & better plans for grass meshes in the future...

It's a free group gift!

I hope you'll like it. 10 texture choices, ranging from the whimsy rainbows to autumn burnt, bright springs, dark greens, and winter options.♥

Please be sure you're in the Dysfunctionality group!


Product Updates!

The following items received updates!


Now with mod perms!



Now with mod perms!


Now with mod perms & on/off lighting scripts!


Now with mod perms & on/off lighting scripts!


Now with mod perms & on/off lighting scripts!


Now with mod perms!


Now with regionwide texture change & access menu!

Monday, January 23, 2017

Little Simple 25L$ Tuesday deal~



This week for 25L$ Tuesday, I have an adorable Little Simple Pouf~

This 1 land impact, copy & mod, low lag, custom scripted, and low polygon / low land impact specialised pouf comes with 11 solid colors, 6 furs, and 2 leather options to mix and match between the base & the cording. Of course, the white textures are also very tintable for unique customisation!

Additionally, it includes 15 gender neutral solo sitting positions for both lounging on top and laying against the pouf for optimum comfort~

Just shy of 1m in size in roundness, it's the perfect customisable accent for any home, club, or gathering spot. ♥

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~

Sunday, January 15, 2017

25L$ Tuesday Fences!


This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have a brand new rustic fence set for you!

Included is 4 short pieces, a two-wide, and three-wide. Each is just 1 land impact~

There are 9 textures to choose from, and the script also includes access controls so others can change the textures, and a kill-all-scripts button.

Additionally, for the regular price of 95L$, we're releasing the matching Aged Wooden Paths!


Again with the same texture menu, set, and 1 land impact value ♥

You can find both at our main store~




Friday, January 6, 2017

Stoneware Pitcher Set for 25L$ Tuesday!


Our first 25L$ Tuesday in a long while, but here goes~

An all-new simple 1 land impact Stoneware Pitcher Set!

This set changes between 5 content settings (seen on left):
Milk, Water, Tea, Mead, and Wine!

Depending on what one sets it to be visually, it will also dispense properly a cup of such beverage that you & your guests may wear to drink~!

The faces are all tintable to add some color, but otherwise come in a soft neutral light tone with subtle aging. Please remember that any cups dispensed will still be white.

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~ Catch it now before it goes back to full price!




Wednesday, January 4, 2017

A free little biscuit jar~


Not quite something I'd feel comfortable selling, a basic biscuit jar~ 

This cute little 1 land impact jar takes tints well and dispenses an a simple little nommable biscuit for you & your guests.

It's free for group members of our Dysfunctionality store group, now at our freebie building!

Be sure to wear your tag, and stop by~!