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Saturday, November 18, 2017

A whimsical garland~


Tis the season for cute glass ornaments - and we've hung them from our Baubly Garland for our release at Whimsical. ♥

This deconstructed Christmas tree makes a beautiful window, wall, fireplace mantle, or anywhere decorative hanging perfect for this holiday season.

Only 1 land impact, with 7 garland foliage options & 7 bauble options, ranging from tintable white to fun festive tones.

Exclusively available at the Whimsical event this holiday season for just 95L$.


Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Snowsday!


Snows here! With our recent release of the [DDD] Simplest Snow - a low lag falling snow option without laggy particles & with easy cleanup, we decided to also add snow piles~

Perfect for when you're not quite committed to turning the whole shebang to a snowstorm, but there is definitely some (maybe a lot) of snow building up.

These 1 land impact, materials enhanced snowpiles are 9m - 12m each and include 5 unique meshes ranging from a soft delicate dusting to thick piles.

All done for the season? With one easy click, you can delete the snow! Not a fan of scripts? You can just also delete the scripts, and delete the snow manually later. Yay!

Grab them at their discounted price of just 25L$ this week only:


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Saturday, November 11, 2017

Simplest Snow @ Sad November


Our all-new Simplest Snow pack is here!

This 3 piece original mesh set includes giant 1 prim snowing fields, with an easyClean HUD to remove either excess scripts, or the items themselves at the end of the season.

Extremely low lag mesh snow, a great time and alternative to particle effects.

Friday, November 10, 2017

The Evil Queen's Throne.


A beautiful golden touched Royal Throne, right from Snow White's castle in inspiration ♥

Now you can be your own Evil Queen, complete with showy peacock or without on the back of throne, jewels of which compliment 6 silken choices for seating.

Includes 30 solo seating choices for the primary sitter, and 5 'complimentary' secondary seater choices. Additionally there is 11 Cuddles of the PG nature. If you choose the adult version, there will also be 22 handpicked choices.

Materials enhanced, low lag custom scripting, 1.3m wide & 1m deep.

Available at Enchantment starting at 12pm NOON Nov 11th.


(PS: Our dear friend Valena Vacano has a set of fun Snow White themed poses in our booth, the proceeds of which will go to help pay off emergency vet bills. Please grab them!)

Cozy Stag Console for FLF!



Happy Fifty Linden Friday everyone! ♥

Our newest release, a 1 land impact runner table with two beautifully sculpted and posed deer and a massive texture menu~

Each part is individually customisable with: 
• 10 colors for the stags + 10 aged versions + 4 metal versions. 
• 11 colors for the table, including pastel or natruals + 10 distressed versions. 
• 11 colors for the fluffy fur runner, including a tintable white & gray. 
• Easy delete, low lag custom script for when you're done!

Approximately 2.25m long and .7m deep at 1 land impact. Resizing may impact. All one object.

I hope you'll love it as much as we do~


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Thursday, November 9, 2017

Christmas Tree Sale!

To kick off the season and make way for the new, we're offering our old models of [DDD] Christmas Tree and [DDD] Holiday Tree at over 50% off! 

Available to buy or gift for just 95L$ for a limited time only. You can grab them on the Marketplace, or inworld!
 ❄ 🎄 🌟 


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ALREADY BOUGHT ONE WITHIN THE PAST 30 DAYS? Send me an IM! ♥


Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Dandesweet Days~



Beautiful patches of Dandelion Fields! These dainty little fields add a soft swaying touch to any home, garden, field, etc!

Soft and fluffy fields that compliment existing grass patches nicely, they WILL conflict with other alpha materials (some of our other grasses or flowers will not), but that is the tradeoff for looking so delicate.

These fields come with 5 mesh shapes, ranging from simple round plots perfect to accent existing fields of grass, to rectangular shaped ones better suited for lining houses or filling gardenbeds, as well as a much bigger 9m long rectangular field to fill up lots of space!

You'll get 7 grass textures: Overcast, Wintery, Meadows, Spring, Sunshine, Summer, & Autumn.

Each is a mere 1 land impact at the included size.

Per usual, with mesh, resizing may alter land impact.

Regionwide texture change, access menu, and kill all custom low lag scripts. ♥

BONUS: Two, single texture only, large SCULPTY type fields are included which compliment the Dandesweet line but will fill up large spaces (default 20 by 20 meters) with only 1 land impact.


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Thursday, November 2, 2017

2017 Customer Survey


Hello all! ♥

So crazy, but the end of the year is nearly here~ We're starting to make Christmas things already!

Next year we hope to continue to bring you more low land impact quality furniture, but to do so, we really need your feedback for this year!

Please consider taking 3 minutes of your time to fill out our customer survey form @ https://goo.gl/pUuXDD

If you choose to sign it non-anonymously, you'll also get 50L$ store credit!

Thank you all so much for this amazing year, and can't wait for next ♥

Anke
(&co!)


Monday, October 30, 2017

Swaying Leafy XL Bushes!


Seasonal swaying bushes of extra large size are here!

By popular request, we've converted our existing Twinkling Leafy bushes in to a larger format, allowing customers to have bushes up to 9m long or 5m tall for just 1 LI.

These are meant to be filler, and make excellent backdrops.

Included is an array of seasonal appropriate and fantasy tones.

Grab or gift your copy:


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Thursday, October 26, 2017

Hocus Pocus 2017!


Hocus Pocus, one of my favorite events of the year, has finally arrived!

Stop by our main store on Dysfunctionality any time this week, and find the giant ridiculous glasses-and-nose-pierced pumpkin to play~


tl;dr - say 'hocus pocus!' in local chat next to him and win (or not!)
If you don't win, try again next SL day (after midnight) or pay 50L$
It runs for 9 days!

I've decided to offer a 'year round use' texture variant too, the Pond colour set, which I hope you'll love. Both are included, and materials enhanced.






Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Hazey Tuesday~






This week for 25L$ Tuesday we're winding up our Haze sets with the Spooky, Happiness, and Chilly options, as well as re-offering the Ocean and Autumn variants for those who did not get them at Redeux.

These clouds are perfect to pair up with lots of environments and feels. Don't forget to grab our last group gift of individual particle emitters, as the Fairy Lights etc pair so well!


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(Please consider leaving a review♥)

Monday, October 23, 2017

Once Upon a Nightmare ~ Skulls!




Halloween is inching nearer and nearer, and with it we bring some of our final spooky releases for this year before the snow arrives~ 

Once Upon a Nightmare is a new hunt and mainstore event, each participating store has a FREE hunt gift, as well as a new release & discounts.

We are offering our Aging Skull Pile as a free gift for any who can find it using the hint:
I trek beneath swaying green leaves, and the magic floating in the sky above me.

Our Headhunter's Campfire is an all-new and original mesh with on-off scripted lighting with realistic subtle sound, flickering lights, particle embers, and more.

The Skull Candle Fourpack includes 4 unique skull meshes, each with 16 color options (8 pastel, 8 saturated tones), with soft magical flickering flames. 

Each are 145L$ regular price, but 25% off exclusively during the OUAN event at our main store.

Stop by through the end of October to get all of this~


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Saturday, October 21, 2017

Ambient Love! Group gift ♥


It's time for a new group gift, and this go we have the Ambient Particle Pack, which ties in well with our recent other ambient releases.

Includes 4 + 1 particles, for cute happy environments and firefly/fairy lights! Resizable radius for emissions~

Their themes are "Happiness", "Autumn", "Ocean", and "Chilly" - coordinating mesh Haze Cloud versions are or will in the near future be available for 25L$. ♥

The fairy lights might be my favorite part of this pack... But I hope you'll love all of them!

Free and available ONLY for [Dysfunctionality] group members.


Saturday, October 14, 2017

Haze-y Days!



While on the long train of experimentation for creating fog, I've also began side developing environment-specific haze/fog effects with dust motes etc.

Out for release is the Autumn Haze & Ocean Haze variants!

Each is a single mesh cloud with specifically adjusted particle effects (click to turn off) - they're approximately 7m in size and move around realistically.

You can (and should) adjust the transparency, color, glow, etc to suit your windlight specifically.

You can get the Autumn Haze FREE by visiting our Redeux stall and clicking the gift bag,
You'll also be able to buy the Ocean Haze for 25L$ next to it.

Both will be available for purchase at the 25L$ price on Marketplace soon.

Our existing Creeping Fog (25L$), Blooming Ivy (25L$), and Dewdrop Cobwebs (50L$) are also available at the event location for a last call on their sale prices.


Thursday, October 12, 2017

Fifty Linden Frightdays~ ♥



Happy Friday everyone!

It's Fifty Linden Friday this week at Dysfunctionality, and we have some adorable new spooky items for you~ ♥

Out this week is a special limited recolor of the Kitty Pumpkins in Solid tones, as well as the all-new Dewdrop Cobwebs!

Each are 1 land impact and low lag scripted with lots of options.


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Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Skulls, and donuts, and cats! Oh my!






The Season's Story, Autumn round & celebratory 4th year anniversary is open now~ ♥

All of our new releases there are 25% off exclusively at the event this month.

This brings the price of each Kitty Pumpkin pack to 109L$ and the Donut Pumpkins to 57L$!

Each Kitty Pumpkin Pack has 10 exterior color choices (including 3 heart patterns!), as well as 8 interior ambient lighting colors or optionally an off state. 3 unique mesh models included~

Donut Pumpkins include a single mesh and 3 texture choices.

We also have a new gift out at the location only, the Holdable Skully~ A simple orange melting candle atop a skeletal head with twinkling and dancing flames. Holdable with a single animation.

I hope you'll visit and enjoy the festive cheer!


Creepy Tuesday!


Tis the season for spooky things, and nothing is moreso than the ominous rolling cloud of fog~

For 25L$ this week only, we have our all-new original mesh & handpainted textures "Creeping Fog" pack!

Includes 4 fog meshes & 3 particle emitters to mix & match. Each are 4-7m in size and move about realistically.

You can get unique new looks by using color tinting, transparency adjustment, glow adjustment, and adjusting the size/shape. ♥


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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

We Love Fluffy Ferns!


It's time for another round of We Love Roleplay!

I want to apologise that our full larger release didn't make the cut this round due to some... catastrophic computer issues which really cut time short for work.

But! I did manage to get our Fluffy Ferns finalised in to a rudimentary pack~ 

Included is 9 texture options as shown with subtle swaying, optional twinkling lights, & 4 unique mesh shapes which are all a mere 1 land impact each & material enabled!

All of this in a low lag, custom scripted regionwide texture change control & access menu.

It's 25% off during the October round of We Love Roleplay, only at the event location!


Tuesday, October 3, 2017

For Max, a Potted Fern


For years, Maxwell Graf has been around the Second Life community as a creator and purveyor of fine rustic and fantasy wares. Many of you may know his store, Rustica, as it has co-existed along several other major medieval fantasy merchants for years along with our brand.

We have known him personally and professionally, and like all who do, you can't help but love the jovial and crude sense of humour he always has, or respect the work he has put in to helping the SL community & merchants as a sort of community liaison to the corporate overlords.

Recently, everyones beloved friend Max has had some RL troubles that can be read about HERE as part of his plea for help. Some kind merchants have stepped up to the plate and are putting donation items for 100% donation to Max during the next 7 days.

So please consider stopping by the ForMax event and picking up our new Max's Magic Potted Fern, a twinkly little houseplant for just 75L$ - all of which will go to him!

Further that, we have no current plans to sell this item after the event (and there is no redelivery of it due to the scripts they require us to use) so please grab it before it disappears.


Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Blooming in to 25L$ Tuesdays~!



Happy 25L$ Tuesday everyone!

This week we have the all new Blooming Ivy Set available~

Included in this 7-piece unique mesh set is 8 handpainted flower & 11 handpainted ivy texture color options, available via a regionwide, access control, & easy to delete low lag script!

75% off this week only, so be sure to stop by to buy or gift.



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Sunday, September 24, 2017

Autumn Review & Gift Card Promo!



It's sure cooled down here lately, such a relief after a scorching year. Burning Man was almost unbearable! But with it brings the new season, Autumn is here~

To celebrate this beautiful time of year, we're having a special promotion from today until October 15th at 11am SLT~

ALL Gift Cards (50, 100, 200, 500, & 1000L$ denominations) are 25% off.
No other pre-existing discount applies. Inworld & MP. Usable on all in-world vendors!

Earn 50L$ Gift Cards for each fair Marketplace review on a product left.
Limit 4 per SL avatar, only on items sold over 25L$, max (2) two purchases under 50L$. Existing purchases applicable. 

All price level reviews, and all gift card purchases over 100L$ will count as an entry in to the raffle for 1000L$, 500L$, 250L$ & bonus gift cards in end of period! No limit on entries (unlimited reviews count for this.)

If you'd like to check products you could write a review on, please check your Redelivery page from any inworld terminal. All items which indicate you purchased them on SL Marketplace, are over 25L$, and have not left reviews on prior are eligible. 

So excited to continue being able to offer you new items with a priority on efficiency and design at an affordable price~ Please enjoy this adorable work-in-progress shot of an upcoming release!



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Monday, September 18, 2017

Swaying Wildflowers for 25L$ this week only!


Softly swaying wildflower patches are our latest offering for 25L$ Tuesday!

This is our first foray in to animated grasses, and we're really pleased with the result. ♥

There is 5 mesh shapes, each offering 8 delicate swaying little wildflower field texture change options for flowers & grass-only, regionwide or single plant. The grass is animated to slowly sway back and forth for a realistic and lively effect. 


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Friday, September 15, 2017

Cuddly Friday!


It's my favorite time of the month, Fifty Linden Friday!

This round, we have an all-new Classic Cuddle rug on offer~ This Lite version includes 4 pattern choices ranging from plain & tintable, bright cloudy sky, colourful chevron, & spooky Halloween prints.

This rug seats 3 for solo & cuddle poses, with 43 adorable PG couples options.

It's only 50L$ through this weekend, so grab it now!


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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Reclaimed Tuesday!


This week for 25L$ Tuesday, we have a beautiful duo of refurbished tables for you!

Made of aged and worn wood in 6 tones, these 1 land impact texture change tables are the perfect accent for the rustic home.

On sale this week for just 25L$ both 


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Friday, September 8, 2017

New group gift time! Halloweeny Lanterns~


These exclusive patterns are available to group members of our [Dysfunctionality] group!

Included is the purple cat, orange pumpkinface, and green batty designs.

They feature their themed print on two of the 4 sides, and are set to float 10m high with a configurable radius for perimeter. 

As always, I appreciate my group members so much and I'm blessed to have had so many awesome customers over the years. I hope you'll all enjoy this new gift! ♥

You can find it both in the freebie building, or also currently in our Halloween display at the landing spot.



Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Soft Grasses SALE!


Beautiful fields of soft grass~

If you're looking for fields of dense yet soft grass in an array of colours which are also tinting friendly for a perfect match, this might be for you!

These grasses come with 5 mesh shapes, ranging from simple round plots perfect to accent existing fields of grass, to rectangular shaped ones better suited for lining houses or filling gardenbeds, as well as a much bigger 9m long rectangular field to fill up lots of space!

You'll get 8 grass textures: Hay, Dying, Pale, White, Dark, Medium, Spring, & Forest!

Each is materials enhanced and still a mere 1 land impact at the included size.

Per usual, with mesh, resizing may alter land impact.

Regionwide texture change, access menu, and kill all custom low lag scripts. ♥

Only 25L$ through Sept 6th (I am out of town til then!)


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Please please consider leaving a review!

Friday, August 18, 2017

Whispy Forest Tree Set~ 50L$!


Out now for this weeks Fifty Linden Friday, and on special for 50L$ (down from the regular 245L$) price for just this weekend only.

The Whispy Forest Tree Set is a 2-3 land impact per piece set of trees, it includes 3 unique mesh models including options with & without twinklies. They are 8-11m in size depending on which you choose, and the twinklies are 3 LI and the normals are 2 LI.

There is 8 texture options controllable via regionwide texture change script with control menu & easy kill-all-scripts button.


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Monday, August 14, 2017

Starry Sky Cuddles at Blush!


This is the first round of a new and super cute event, Blush!

This shopping wonderland has tons of clothing, home, & accessories for the lover of pastels and pretties from some of the best creators on the grid.

We're so proud to be a Sponsor of this event. You'll find our stall due South of your landing spot.

At it, we're offering the all-new PG version of our Starry Sky Cuddle Blanket.

This 3 land impact, 3-seater blanket is the perfect place to cozy up with friends & lovers alike with a selection of solo poses for each, 43 couples cuddles, and even 5 cuddles for all 3 people.

There is 8 fun preset texture choices, including a tintable option for endless customization. The little lights even softly twinkle and glow in and out all along the blanket and pillows. 


50L$ / 50% off promo & free gift @ Redeux!


Out now at Redeux is our Floor Glowies!

These are 1 land impact per approx 5m by 5m segment and include 9 fun colorways, including a tintable white option!

Perfect for your waterways, walkways, beds, ceilings, & more~

50% off exclusively for the duration of this event. 50L$ for the whole pack.



A free gift also available at Redeux, our Rainbow Bush. 

One land impact, comes exactly as is with lots of sparklies and subtle movement.


Look for us on the right/North side as you walk in to the main market (West)~

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Prismagica~ New Chaise & Giftie!


Prismagica is a new cute and colorful event starting this month with lots of adorable fellow designers~ It opens August 5th at noon SLT!

We're very excited to participate in their inaugural round with our Meridienne Chaise Longue.

DETAILS:

  •  2 Land Impact
  •  Copy & Mod
  •  All Original Mesh
  •  All Original Textures
  •  LOD & Materials Optimised
  •  Custom Low Lag Scripts


TEXTURES:

  •  9 Presets: Aloha, Vintage, Tintable, Grandmas, CuteGirl, CuteBoy, Rose, Dusty, Soft
  •  5 Base Woods: Brown, Medium, Dark, Black, Light
  •  10 Long Pillow Options
  •  10 Base Fabric Options
  •  12 + 12 Square Pillow Options
  •  Tintable AO for all fabric parts for external editing


ANIMATIONS:

  •  26 Female Solo Seating Anims
  •  20 Male Solo Seating Anims
  •  14 Couples PG Cuddles, including: Lap Sits, Kisses, Hugs, & More
  •  18 Couples Adult sets


For both the Adult & PG Versions included as well as all of the texture choices, it is just 295L$!


Additionally, we have the Magical Twiggy Tree with extra sparkles out as a bonus free gift at the event location only.




Tuesday, August 8, 2017

New! Twinkly Leafy Bushes!


New for a 25L$ offering from the 8th through 22nd, we have Twinkling Leafy Bushes!

These 1 land impact bushes are similar to our Flower bushes, but feature a larger array of non-floral options & seasonal choices.

You'll find: Bare, Snowy, Springtime flowers, an array of greens from bright to dusty, and several autumnal tones as well as fantasy wine & sapphire choices.

Each are 1 land impact at the included size with animated twinklies & swaying branches.


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Friday, August 4, 2017

Group Gift Time!


It's time for a new group gift~ So wear your [Dysfunctionality] group tag and head by to the main store.

Skip over to the Northwest corner in the freebies building, and check out our new Goldentree & Magictree duo~

These aspen-inspired trees are part of my learning process for organics, and while they're certainly not amazing, I do hope you'll appreciate them!

They're 2 land impact at the 8.5m size shown with soft swaying leaves and twinklies in the boughs.


Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Twinkling Twiggy Tree Tuesday!


Such a mouthful with all those T's, but here it is! Our Twinkling Twiggy Tree~

The perfect little forest or backyard accent for a cute home, this regionwide texture change tree includes soft glowies within its boughs.

It is just enough to fill up a little accent area with whimsy, all with low cost to your land impact budget!
Only one mesh tree is included, but rotating and resizing can give you a full look.

The latest 25L$ Tues item, on sale for this week only. ♥

Includes 8 texture options from Summery greens, to Autumn hues, and fantasy tones too.

Only 1 land impact for the default 5m tall size. 6.25m size is 2 LI, and 7.5m tall is 3 LI. 

Resizing further will continue to increase land impact, please use caution!


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Please consider leaving us a review, we appreciate them so greatly!

Monday, July 24, 2017

Starry Sky Pillow Tuesday~


An adorable Starry Sky Pillow Pile!

This PG centric, 1 land impact pillow pile features richly detailed meshes & textures with baked shadows and stitching.

It's materials enhanced and has 11 texture options for both the stars & the cloud, including tintable plain white options, polkadots, herringbone, watercolor, & galaxy fantasy options in pastel tones.

Additionally, it has two dozen cutesie centric animations for lounging around! ♥


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Grab them on the SL Marketplace!

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Friday, July 21, 2017

IndieTeePee! Underwater~


This year we are participating in the artistic and shopping festival called IndieTeePee!

For it we have some adorable Wearable Bubbles & Floating Clusters.

Included are two wearable bubbles:
Sitting which will put you inside and has a soft pink and purple hue
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Floating which will let you lay on top & has a blue and green hue~

Each is resizable and modifiable. I highly recommend adjusting inside & outside glow/transparency levels to suit your windlight individually.

Additionally you'll get a cluster of bubbles which will float around in a pre-defined or adjustable radius! You can also de-link from the movement prim to use as static poses.

Shift copying will break the subtle texture animation & rotation. If that is your desire, please feel free to do so.

InDTP runs until August 6th.