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Saturday, December 30, 2017

Wispy Wonderland ♥


Happy New Years everyone!

We are so excited to ring in another year with our amazing and eternally supportive customers. It's been an absolute blessing to have known many of you for 10 years now!

We're parting with 2017 by participating for the first time in a fantastic event, Sanarae~

Our release is 25% off during the round, making it a mere 109L$ for these lovely roaming & animated Wisp Spirits.

Each is 1 land impact, and resize-friendly with low lag scripting to wander and float about your scene. Includes 4 colour choices by default, with a white variant featuring 2 uniquely tintable faces for infinite customisation.

We hope you'll love them!


Thursday, December 21, 2017

Holiday Hunt & Discount!


Out now for FREE for the BEPSL Holiday Hunt!

Lovely low land impact, red/yellow/green Christmas themed twinklies~

Use our hint:  “Is it a little two warm in here?”

& search for a small red & green parcel within 50m of our landing spot.


Out now 50% off - so only 48L$ - through Christmas day.

Simple 20x20 tileable patches of materials enabled bumpy snow with pre-applied sparkles. 
These will match existing snow piles, falling snow, backdrop, and icy pond.

There is two versions, both are only 1 LI at the included size, but the low poly version is much flatter if viewed from the side, however it will get to max SL size (64x64) for still only 1 LI. 

The caveat is only that the sparkles will become strangely large at that scale, so do mind. With materials, they look identical from most views. 

Also, while both are walkable with minor hover, if you actually set the detailed version to prim physics (which do work), it'll rocket to 19 LI each and the end. So probably don't do that.

Both available exclusively at the main store!












Monday, December 18, 2017

It's here! Christmas~


The newest of our low land impact Christmas trees is here!

And it's 50% off through Christmas!!!

With full and fluffy foliage, no alpha flickering issues, detailed baked glass ornaments, candycanes, bows, and gorgeous little twinkling animated lights covering the whole thing, this is a non -enominational Christmas / Holiday Tree is sure to be a hit. ♥

Includes version without decor so you may add your own!

It includes: 
❄️ 17 vibrant & pastel bow textures: Royal Purple, Peridot Green, Black Silk, Pink Silk, Navy Silk, Silver Silk, Black Burlap, Red Silk, White Silk, Lavender Silk, Sky Blue Silk, Minty Silk, Pastel Pink Silk, Butter Yellow Silk, Teal Silk, Beige Burlap, Cream Silk 
❄️ 6 branch foliage options: Snow Dusting, Frosted Over, Heavy Snow, Lavender, Spring, Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Blue, Black, White, Pastel Mint 
❄️ 11 base choices: Evergreen, Heavens, Lavender, Creme, Blush, Mint, Coal, Ruby, River, Snowy, Ocean 
❄️ 10 ornament texture choices: Warm Pinks, Black, Black & White, White, Pastel Rainbow, Bright Rainbow, Valentine Pinks, Holiday Red & Green, Cool Blues, Teal & Pink 
❄️ 8 twinkling light color choices: Cozy Red/Yellow/White, Multitone Rainbow, Multitone Pastel, Happy Pink/Green/Blue, Minty White/Teal/Blue, Sunset Pink/Yellow/White, Christmas Red/Green/Yellow, & Tintable WHITE.

Bare - 1 land impact at 3m tall (passable LODs) 
Large - 2 land impact at 4m tall (not so hot LODs) 
Standard - 3 land impact at 2.5m tall (passable LODs)



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for this bargain price through holiday season. ♥


Thursday, December 14, 2017

Deery Weekend~


This week for Fifty Linden Friday, we have the Polygonal Deer Head!

This low poly design with cool wireframe effect is available with a 19 texture choice change menu, featuring fun metals and solid choices.

Finely tuned for multiple LODs with minimal distortion and materials enhanced, the baked textures will look great on any setting. ♥

Only 50L$ through this weekend!


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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

A Twinkling Tuesday!



Twinkling Groundcover Patches~ Lovely white twinkling patches for a realistic magical twinkle and glow for a low land impact cosy.

Linking multiples causes the LI to go UP and not DOWN. So please advise against linking.

You can change the speed of them per HUD!

Actual size is variable. Includes 8 shapes from a simple straight, semicircle curve, L-shaped bend, mini patch, large patch, and versions for fitting to walls & corners. You'll find that they'll fit easily just about everywhere!


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for this bargain price through the weekend. ♥


Friday, December 8, 2017

(Faux) Mounted Deer Head for FLF!


An adorable delicately sculpted deer head!

Each is individually customisable with: 

• 10 solid versions: Black, Navy Blue, Violet, Lavender, Rose Pink, Cream, Sky Blue, Minty Green, Snow White, & Ruby Red 
• 10 aged versions: Black, Navy Blue, Violet, Lavender, Rose Pink, Cream, Sky Blue, Minty Green, Snow White, & Ruby Red 
• 8 metal versions: Old Copper. True Gold, Fake Gold, Aged Gold, New Copper, Platinum, Bronze 
• Easy delete, low lag custom script for when you're done!

Resizing friendly~ Materials enhanced. ♥


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Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Snowy Privacy ♥


Happy 25L$ Tuesday~ This week we have a new Heavy Snow Backdrop for you!

This is all original, low land impact mesh is only 2 LI at the default 24m size, 3 LI up to 60m, and 4 LI at the full 64m size per panel.

They're semi-flat, but look good from almost all frontal angles, with grasses, trees, and falling snow backed by rolling hills.

These pair perfectly with our existing grasses, snow piles, and falling snow!

Don't want one or more aspect? Just select that face, and set it transparent.


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for this bargain price through the weekend. ♥



Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Group gift time! :D


We're inching towards 4000 group members migrated over since 2 years ago, and so happy~

I can't tell you how much I appreciate my customers, but I do try to show it - so joining the ranks of our dozen other group gifts is our newest Seasonal Grass.

Meant to compliment our existing Soft Grass, Wildflowers, etc are these low land impact grass choices to help you cover large spaces. Featuring both alpha-flicker but softer texture choices, or slightly harsher but non flickering options, they're excellent combined for a full lush look.

They will not change LI when resized, but offer you an easy to use menu featuring 4 shape choices, 9 textures, and a full access menu.

Only available exclusively to Dysfunctionality group members. ♥


Can't find them? Head Northwest to those exact coordinates and seek out the 2-floor freebie building.

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Scraggly Pom Grasses


These whimsical pom topped tall grasses are a sure hit for all seasons~ but secretly, I love them most for Winter!

They're a fun and happy swaying fantasy shortbrush which mixes great with existing grasses - such as our Soft Grass.

We recommend using ALPHA BLEND (in the alpha mode under Texture Menu in the edit tab)
but they come default using ALPHA MASK which will prevent them from alpha flickering with other content.

If you don't mind flicker, please try out the blend or mixing the two for a softer look. ♥

Included is 5 green options and one snowy variant with regionwide & access control texture menu.

Available all this week for 25L$


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Saturday, November 18, 2017

A whimsical garland~


Tis the season for cute glass ornaments - and we've hung them from our Baubly Garland for our release at Whimsical. ♥

This deconstructed Christmas tree makes a beautiful window, wall, fireplace mantle, or anywhere decorative hanging perfect for this holiday season.

Only 1 land impact, with 7 garland foliage options & 7 bauble options, ranging from tintable white to fun festive tones.

Exclusively available at the Whimsical event this holiday season for just 95L$.


Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Snowsday!


Snows here! With our recent release of the [DDD] Simplest Snow - a low lag falling snow option without laggy particles & with easy cleanup, we decided to also add snow piles~

Perfect for when you're not quite committed to turning the whole shebang to a snowstorm, but there is definitely some (maybe a lot) of snow building up.

These 1 land impact, materials enhanced snowpiles are 9m - 12m each and include 5 unique meshes ranging from a soft delicate dusting to thick piles.

All done for the season? With one easy click, you can delete the snow! Not a fan of scripts? You can just also delete the scripts, and delete the snow manually later. Yay!

Grab them at their discounted price of just 25L$ this week only:


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Saturday, November 11, 2017

Simplest Snow @ Sad November


Our all-new Simplest Snow pack is here!

This 3 piece original mesh set includes giant 1 prim snowing fields, with an easyClean HUD to remove either excess scripts, or the items themselves at the end of the season.

Extremely low lag mesh snow, a great time and alternative to particle effects.

Friday, November 10, 2017

The Evil Queen's Throne.


A beautiful golden touched Royal Throne, right from Snow White's castle in inspiration ♥

Now you can be your own Evil Queen, complete with showy peacock or without on the back of throne, jewels of which compliment 6 silken choices for seating.

Includes 30 solo seating choices for the primary sitter, and 5 'complimentary' secondary seater choices. Additionally there is 11 Cuddles of the PG nature. If you choose the adult version, there will also be 22 handpicked choices.

Materials enhanced, low lag custom scripting, 1.3m wide & 1m deep.

Available at Enchantment starting at 12pm NOON Nov 11th.


(PS: Our dear friend Valena Vacano has a set of fun Snow White themed poses in our booth, the proceeds of which will go to help pay off emergency vet bills. Please grab them!)

Cozy Stag Console for FLF!



Happy Fifty Linden Friday everyone! ♥

Our newest release, a 1 land impact runner table with two beautifully sculpted and posed deer and a massive texture menu~

Each part is individually customisable with: 
• 10 colors for the stags + 10 aged versions + 4 metal versions. 
• 11 colors for the table, including pastel or natruals + 10 distressed versions. 
• 11 colors for the fluffy fur runner, including a tintable white & gray. 
• Easy delete, low lag custom script for when you're done!

Approximately 2.25m long and .7m deep at 1 land impact. Resizing may impact. All one object.

I hope you'll love it as much as we do~


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Thursday, November 9, 2017

Christmas Tree Sale!

To kick off the season and make way for the new, we're offering our old models of [DDD] Christmas Tree and [DDD] Holiday Tree at over 50% off! 

Available to buy or gift for just 95L$ for a limited time only. You can grab them on the Marketplace, or inworld!
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ALREADY BOUGHT ONE WITHIN THE PAST 30 DAYS? Send me an IM! ♥


Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Dandesweet Days~



Beautiful patches of Dandelion Fields! These dainty little fields add a soft swaying touch to any home, garden, field, etc!

Soft and fluffy fields that compliment existing grass patches nicely, they WILL conflict with other alpha materials (some of our other grasses or flowers will not), but that is the tradeoff for looking so delicate.

These fields come with 5 mesh shapes, ranging from simple round plots perfect to accent existing fields of grass, to rectangular shaped ones better suited for lining houses or filling gardenbeds, as well as a much bigger 9m long rectangular field to fill up lots of space!

You'll get 7 grass textures: Overcast, Wintery, Meadows, Spring, Sunshine, Summer, & Autumn.

Each is a mere 1 land impact at the included size.

Per usual, with mesh, resizing may alter land impact.

Regionwide texture change, access menu, and kill all custom low lag scripts. ♥

BONUS: Two, single texture only, large SCULPTY type fields are included which compliment the Dandesweet line but will fill up large spaces (default 20 by 20 meters) with only 1 land impact.


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Thursday, November 2, 2017

2017 Customer Survey


Hello all! ♥

So crazy, but the end of the year is nearly here~ We're starting to make Christmas things already!

Next year we hope to continue to bring you more low land impact quality furniture, but to do so, we really need your feedback for this year!

Please consider taking 3 minutes of your time to fill out our customer survey form @ https://goo.gl/pUuXDD

If you choose to sign it non-anonymously, you'll also get 50L$ store credit!

Thank you all so much for this amazing year, and can't wait for next ♥

Anke
(&co!)


Monday, October 30, 2017

Swaying Leafy XL Bushes!


Seasonal swaying bushes of extra large size are here!

By popular request, we've converted our existing Twinkling Leafy bushes in to a larger format, allowing customers to have bushes up to 9m long or 5m tall for just 1 LI.

These are meant to be filler, and make excellent backdrops.

Included is an array of seasonal appropriate and fantasy tones.

Grab or gift your copy:


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Thursday, October 26, 2017

Hocus Pocus 2017!


Hocus Pocus, one of my favorite events of the year, has finally arrived!

Stop by our main store on Dysfunctionality any time this week, and find the giant ridiculous glasses-and-nose-pierced pumpkin to play~


tl;dr - say 'hocus pocus!' in local chat next to him and win (or not!)
If you don't win, try again next SL day (after midnight) or pay 50L$
It runs for 9 days!

I've decided to offer a 'year round use' texture variant too, the Pond colour set, which I hope you'll love. Both are included, and materials enhanced.






Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Hazey Tuesday~






This week for 25L$ Tuesday we're winding up our Haze sets with the Spooky, Happiness, and Chilly options, as well as re-offering the Ocean and Autumn variants for those who did not get them at Redeux.

These clouds are perfect to pair up with lots of environments and feels. Don't forget to grab our last group gift of individual particle emitters, as the Fairy Lights etc pair so well!


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(Please consider leaving a review♥)

Monday, October 23, 2017

Once Upon a Nightmare ~ Skulls!




Halloween is inching nearer and nearer, and with it we bring some of our final spooky releases for this year before the snow arrives~ 

Once Upon a Nightmare is a new hunt and mainstore event, each participating store has a FREE hunt gift, as well as a new release & discounts.

We are offering our Aging Skull Pile as a free gift for any who can find it using the hint:
I trek beneath swaying green leaves, and the magic floating in the sky above me.

Our Headhunter's Campfire is an all-new and original mesh with on-off scripted lighting with realistic subtle sound, flickering lights, particle embers, and more.

The Skull Candle Fourpack includes 4 unique skull meshes, each with 16 color options (8 pastel, 8 saturated tones), with soft magical flickering flames. 

Each are 145L$ regular price, but 25% off exclusively during the OUAN event at our main store.

Stop by through the end of October to get all of this~


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Saturday, October 21, 2017

Ambient Love! Group gift ♥


It's time for a new group gift, and this go we have the Ambient Particle Pack, which ties in well with our recent other ambient releases.

Includes 4 + 1 particles, for cute happy environments and firefly/fairy lights! Resizable radius for emissions~

Their themes are "Happiness", "Autumn", "Ocean", and "Chilly" - coordinating mesh Haze Cloud versions are or will in the near future be available for 25L$. ♥

The fairy lights might be my favorite part of this pack... But I hope you'll love all of them!

Free and available ONLY for [Dysfunctionality] group members.


Saturday, October 14, 2017

Haze-y Days!



While on the long train of experimentation for creating fog, I've also began side developing environment-specific haze/fog effects with dust motes etc.

Out for release is the Autumn Haze & Ocean Haze variants!

Each is a single mesh cloud with specifically adjusted particle effects (click to turn off) - they're approximately 7m in size and move around realistically.

You can (and should) adjust the transparency, color, glow, etc to suit your windlight specifically.

You can get the Autumn Haze FREE by visiting our Redeux stall and clicking the gift bag,
You'll also be able to buy the Ocean Haze for 25L$ next to it.

Both will be available for purchase at the 25L$ price on Marketplace soon.

Our existing Creeping Fog (25L$), Blooming Ivy (25L$), and Dewdrop Cobwebs (50L$) are also available at the event location for a last call on their sale prices.


Thursday, October 12, 2017

Fifty Linden Frightdays~ ♥



Happy Friday everyone!

It's Fifty Linden Friday this week at Dysfunctionality, and we have some adorable new spooky items for you~ ♥

Out this week is a special limited recolor of the Kitty Pumpkins in Solid tones, as well as the all-new Dewdrop Cobwebs!

Each are 1 land impact and low lag scripted with lots of options.


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Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Skulls, and donuts, and cats! Oh my!






The Season's Story, Autumn round & celebratory 4th year anniversary is open now~ ♥

All of our new releases there are 25% off exclusively at the event this month.

This brings the price of each Kitty Pumpkin pack to 109L$ and the Donut Pumpkins to 57L$!

Each Kitty Pumpkin Pack has 10 exterior color choices (including 3 heart patterns!), as well as 8 interior ambient lighting colors or optionally an off state. 3 unique mesh models included~

Donut Pumpkins include a single mesh and 3 texture choices.

We also have a new gift out at the location only, the Holdable Skully~ A simple orange melting candle atop a skeletal head with twinkling and dancing flames. Holdable with a single animation.

I hope you'll visit and enjoy the festive cheer!


Creepy Tuesday!


Tis the season for spooky things, and nothing is moreso than the ominous rolling cloud of fog~

For 25L$ this week only, we have our all-new original mesh & handpainted textures "Creeping Fog" pack!

Includes 4 fog meshes & 3 particle emitters to mix & match. Each are 4-7m in size and move about realistically.

You can get unique new looks by using color tinting, transparency adjustment, glow adjustment, and adjusting the size/shape. ♥


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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

We Love Fluffy Ferns!


It's time for another round of We Love Roleplay!

I want to apologise that our full larger release didn't make the cut this round due to some... catastrophic computer issues which really cut time short for work.

But! I did manage to get our Fluffy Ferns finalised in to a rudimentary pack~ 

Included is 9 texture options as shown with subtle swaying, optional twinkling lights, & 4 unique mesh shapes which are all a mere 1 land impact each & material enabled!

All of this in a low lag, custom scripted regionwide texture change control & access menu.

It's 25% off during the October round of We Love Roleplay, only at the event location!


Tuesday, October 3, 2017

For Max, a Potted Fern


For years, Maxwell Graf has been around the Second Life community as a creator and purveyor of fine rustic and fantasy wares. Many of you may know his store, Rustica, as it has co-existed along several other major medieval fantasy merchants for years along with our brand.

We have known him personally and professionally, and like all who do, you can't help but love the jovial and crude sense of humour he always has, or respect the work he has put in to helping the SL community & merchants as a sort of community liaison to the corporate overlords.

Recently, everyones beloved friend Max has had some RL troubles that can be read about HERE as part of his plea for help. Some kind merchants have stepped up to the plate and are putting donation items for 100% donation to Max during the next 7 days.

So please consider stopping by the ForMax event and picking up our new Max's Magic Potted Fern, a twinkly little houseplant for just 75L$ - all of which will go to him!

Further that, we have no current plans to sell this item after the event (and there is no redelivery of it due to the scripts they require us to use) so please grab it before it disappears.


Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Blooming in to 25L$ Tuesdays~!



Happy 25L$ Tuesday everyone!

This week we have the all new Blooming Ivy Set available~

Included in this 7-piece unique mesh set is 8 handpainted flower & 11 handpainted ivy texture color options, available via a regionwide, access control, & easy to delete low lag script!

75% off this week only, so be sure to stop by to buy or gift.



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Sunday, September 24, 2017

Autumn Review & Gift Card Promo!



It's sure cooled down here lately, such a relief after a scorching year. Burning Man was almost unbearable! But with it brings the new season, Autumn is here~

To celebrate this beautiful time of year, we're having a special promotion from today until October 15th at 11am SLT~

ALL Gift Cards (50, 100, 200, 500, & 1000L$ denominations) are 25% off.
No other pre-existing discount applies. Inworld & MP. Usable on all in-world vendors!

Earn 50L$ Gift Cards for each fair Marketplace review on a product left.
Limit 4 per SL avatar, only on items sold over 25L$, max (2) two purchases under 50L$. Existing purchases applicable. 

All price level reviews, and all gift card purchases over 100L$ will count as an entry in to the raffle for 1000L$, 500L$, 250L$ & bonus gift cards in end of period! No limit on entries (unlimited reviews count for this.)

If you'd like to check products you could write a review on, please check your Redelivery page from any inworld terminal. All items which indicate you purchased them on SL Marketplace, are over 25L$, and have not left reviews on prior are eligible. 

So excited to continue being able to offer you new items with a priority on efficiency and design at an affordable price~ Please enjoy this adorable work-in-progress shot of an upcoming release!



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Monday, September 18, 2017

Swaying Wildflowers for 25L$ this week only!


Softly swaying wildflower patches are our latest offering for 25L$ Tuesday!

This is our first foray in to animated grasses, and we're really pleased with the result. ♥

There is 5 mesh shapes, each offering 8 delicate swaying little wildflower field texture change options for flowers & grass-only, regionwide or single plant. The grass is animated to slowly sway back and forth for a realistic and lively effect. 


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Friday, September 15, 2017

Cuddly Friday!


It's my favorite time of the month, Fifty Linden Friday!

This round, we have an all-new Classic Cuddle rug on offer~ This Lite version includes 4 pattern choices ranging from plain & tintable, bright cloudy sky, colourful chevron, & spooky Halloween prints.

This rug seats 3 for solo & cuddle poses, with 43 adorable PG couples options.

It's only 50L$ through this weekend, so grab it now!


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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Reclaimed Tuesday!


This week for 25L$ Tuesday, we have a beautiful duo of refurbished tables for you!

Made of aged and worn wood in 6 tones, these 1 land impact texture change tables are the perfect accent for the rustic home.

On sale this week for just 25L$ both 


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Friday, September 8, 2017

New group gift time! Halloweeny Lanterns~


These exclusive patterns are available to group members of our [Dysfunctionality] group!

Included is the purple cat, orange pumpkinface, and green batty designs.

They feature their themed print on two of the 4 sides, and are set to float 10m high with a configurable radius for perimeter. 

As always, I appreciate my group members so much and I'm blessed to have had so many awesome customers over the years. I hope you'll all enjoy this new gift! ♥

You can find it both in the freebie building, or also currently in our Halloween display at the landing spot.



Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Soft Grasses SALE!


Beautiful fields of soft grass~

If you're looking for fields of dense yet soft grass in an array of colours which are also tinting friendly for a perfect match, this might be for you!

These grasses come with 5 mesh shapes, ranging from simple round plots perfect to accent existing fields of grass, to rectangular shaped ones better suited for lining houses or filling gardenbeds, as well as a much bigger 9m long rectangular field to fill up lots of space!

You'll get 8 grass textures: Hay, Dying, Pale, White, Dark, Medium, Spring, & Forest!

Each is materials enhanced and still a mere 1 land impact at the included size.

Per usual, with mesh, resizing may alter land impact.

Regionwide texture change, access menu, and kill all custom low lag scripts. ♥

Only 25L$ through Sept 6th (I am out of town til then!)


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Please please consider leaving a review!

Friday, August 18, 2017

Whispy Forest Tree Set~ 50L$!


Out now for this weeks Fifty Linden Friday, and on special for 50L$ (down from the regular 245L$) price for just this weekend only.

The Whispy Forest Tree Set is a 2-3 land impact per piece set of trees, it includes 3 unique mesh models including options with & without twinklies. They are 8-11m in size depending on which you choose, and the twinklies are 3 LI and the normals are 2 LI.

There is 8 texture options controllable via regionwide texture change script with control menu & easy kill-all-scripts button.


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