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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

All-New Low Poly Lantern Set for 25L$ Tuesday!

On sale now for a limited huge discount, this Low Poly Lantern Set is the perfect low land impact ambiance piece you've been needing!

Included in this set is 10 individual meshes, each coming in at just 1 land impact (yes, even the 5-lantern ones!) with 6 texture options, materials enhanced, & on/off lighting options.


If purchasing from the Marketplace, please think about leaving a review, we appreciate them greatly.

Friday, May 26, 2017

Fifty Linden Friday : Cozy Cuddle Chair!

Out a little late due to a catmergency yesterday, we have an all-new and super low land impact Cozy Cuddle Chair for this weeks FLF!

It is a 2 land impact, all original mesh chair with optimised LODs & materials enhanced~

You'll get 4 texture options for the accents (purple, pink, blue, and green as shown) &
13 solo animations for males & female (2 can sit at a time, non synchronized) &
13 adorable PG couples cuddle animations for two, these are synchronized.

It's on super discount for this week, about 70% off!


Please be considerate and think of leaving us a review, we appreciate them so very much.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Wrought Iron Chandelier for 25L$ Tuesday

A beautiful and timeless Wrought Iron Chandelier is our offering for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~

It includes 4 texture options ranging from a traditional cast iron-esque black, burnished brown, antiqued white, and tarnished silver.

You'll get the option for either on/off lighting with either manual or automatic (follows sim day/night cycle)

Additionally, it has a higher LOD option for those who may need such.

Only 1 land impact, and on huge discount for this week only.


Please consider leaving a Marketplace review, we appreciate them greatly!

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Enchantment : Rapunzel ~ Fairytale Tower

Enchantment's latest round is for Rapunzel, and what could be more iconic than the tall tower she was contained in?

Our interpretation is a 45m tall cobbled stone tower with whimiscal peaked top, the base will need at least 18 by 18 meters. The single domed inner room is approximately 8x8 meters and has but a mere window to peek out of.

It's only 245L$ for this round, and 150L$ off the regular price post event!

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Mixed Tallgrass for 25L$ Tuesday

Out now for just 25L$ through this weekend as a part of 25L$ Tuesday~

Loved our Mixed Cattails, but wished they were a bit less corndoggy? Your wish has been granted.

These Mixed Tallgrass come in those same 6 color options, quality LODs, same regionwide texture change, access menu, kill all, and criminally low land impact and are 100% less corndog!


Please consider leaving a review, they mean a lot~

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Floating Lotus Lanterns for 25L$!

Beautiful lotus lily styled flowers to compliment your waterways~

These low 1 land impact candles glow softly and float on any water surface (prim or Linden water!)
They include 6 texture change options, and 3 mesh shape choices.

This product has 3 versions: 
Floating Trio (3 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact for all 3, change textures individually) 
Floating Single (1 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact, texture change) 
Floating Single Roaming (Spins in Circle, 1 land impact, texture change, & has configurable radius menu to roam randomly)

You can grab them for one day only in our main store, or on Marketplace!

If you purchase on Marketplace, please please consider leaving us a review~

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Asiana Lantern @ The Chapter Four

It's our first round in The Chapter Four~ Their celebratory birthday round!

For it, we're offering these asian-inspired pagoda style lanterns with 8 different topper texture options.

They have on/off as both a manual function, or an auto variant which will follow the day cycle of your sim for hands off luminescence!

Only 1 land impact for the normal version, but for those who really need it, there is a version with extremely long LOD or who wish to use it at a smaller size, however it is 2 land impact for that model.

It's only 95L$~ Copy, mod, and materials enhanced.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Central Hearth Firepit for 25L$ Tuesday

A big and rustic firepit, perfect for the center of a warm cozy longhall, or simply a backyard decoration~ Only 1 land impact, with 3 texture options.

2.1m by 2.1m in size, LOD optimised, materials enhanced with on & off lighting scripts.

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday!