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Monday, December 30, 2013

[DDD] Elegant Victorian Tea Tray!

A beautiful decorative tea tray which dispenses a warm cup of tea!

Comes with a texture change menu to change between the 4 wood options that match the rest of our Elegant Victorian set!

Only an amazingly low 1 land impact, 100% original mesh, & copy/mod.

It's available regularly for the release price of 165L$, but for the next 24 hours only it is only 25L$ at our main store "Green tent" location only!

Friday, December 27, 2013

Elegant Victorian Hutch!

By request we've made another piece to match our very popular Elegant Victorian Fireplace!

This piece is a part of the Challenge theme "Glass" event!

This beautiful Elegant Victorian Cabinet also features the same 4 wood tones and styling, and is a gorgeous 1 land impact addition to any home.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Seasonally free recap!

This month we gave several freebies away, and they're all still available to you!

Since it was Christmas, and I knew many people had not gotten all of these, I thought I would post a quick recap on the items and where you can get them~

Classical Candlesticks are available for free, no group required, at this months Genre round : Victorian
Afterwards, you'll be able to get them at the main store, also for free.

Cookie n Carrots Holiday Plate was available for a 25L$ Tuesdays event as a free gift, and is now a group exclusive freebie - just join our group & click to get!

(By the central tree/hot cocoa trays, you will need your group tag active)

Holiday Candle gift is a group exclusive freebie - just join our group & click to get!

(By the central tree/hot cocoa trays, you will need your group tag active)

Monday, December 23, 2013

25L$ Tuesdays Angel

It is indeed that time again, time for another round of 25L$ Tuesdays.

This Christmas Eve we're offering up a beautifully detailed Lil' Wall Angel.

Perched upon a shelf, with open arms, a glowing warm candle, and a few dangly stars
This little decor is sure to make any home feel more at peace.

We'll be pricing it at 95L$ normally, but for this Christmas Eve & Christmas Day
It will be priced at only 25L$ for a copy&mod, texture change scripted option.

We'll be leaving this item up throughout Christmas Day for those who may do their celebrations on the Eve of instead.

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Elegant Victorian Fireplace for The Neighborhood!

A new special for the Neighborhood event!

Four gorgeous wood options, four stone, four frame metals, five book colours...

All individually configurable - even individual faces can be changed as seen below!


On sale for only 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT at our sales sign inworld location only~

Copy, Mod, and a mere 5 land impact for a huge fireplace, complete with 3D books & china!

Friday, December 20, 2013

Take a survey!

We're looking for feedback! We greatly appreciate the opinions of our wonderful customer base, so we would appreciate a couple of minutes of your time.

Please take our survey for a chance to win one of:

 (5) 100L$ Gift Cards
 (2) 250L$ Gift Cards
(1) 500L$ Gift Card
  (1) 1000L$ Gift Card

And, as a bonus, if you submit before 11:59pm Friday, you'll also be entered into a drawing for an entry to win a [DDD] Elegant Victorian Fireplace (pictured below) which is to be released late Friday/early Saturday!

Winners will be drawn using random.org's number generator, so take a chance!

The survey is HERE!

The survey is now closed, thank you all <3 u="">

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

25L$ Tuesday!

25L$ until 11:59pm tonight!
Only 95L$ after~
1 LI per stocking, each comes in 6 colour options!

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Genre : Victorian

Free gift!
Just visit our Genre stall & click the sign
1 LI & 100% original mesh!
Gold & Silver tones both included

100L$ offering for Genre!
1 LI each & 100% original mesh!
Both corner & flat wall versions included
The wood is very light and neutral, so it actually tints well!

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Atooly Christmas - Starry Night Garland

We're in another one of Atooly Holiday events, this time the Christmas themed one!

Our offering is this "Starry Night Garland"
It has 5 garland textures, and 3 options for the stars
As well, there is LOD options for large or small so that it can remain at 1 land impact at assorted sizes.
Copy & Mod

Monday, December 9, 2013

25L$-Not-Quite-Tuesdays Holiday Bazaar

A free gift! You can find it underneath the Holiday Tree in our shop at the Holiday Bazaar!
Just be sure to click the little taggy that says "Click Me!"

1 Land Impact/Prim
Copyable & Mod
100% Original Mesh

Our 25L$ item for the duration of this week! It'll go back up to 95L$ after.
You can find this inside our shop, just to the right on the wall~

1 Land Impact/Prim
Copyable & Mod
100% Original Mesh

Both of these can be found in our shop on the 25L$ Tuesday's Holiday Bazaar, in the SouthEast corner which runs from now (Monday) until Friday!

Due to the event ran by 25L$ Tuesdays, we will not be having a 25L$ Tuesdays discount item in our main store this week, it will only be available at the event.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

We Love Roleplay Dec 2013

Copy & Mod
2 Land Impact
2 Painting Anims & 3 Sitting
Palette & Paintbrush Props Supplied
100% Original Mesh

185L$ regularly, 139L$ (25% off) for We Love Roleplay

Copy & Mod
1 Land Impact
4 Metal texture options
100% Original Mesh

185L$ regularly, 139L$ (25% off) for We Love Roleplay

Bonus for the holidays!
Copy & Mod
1 Land Impact
5 texture options
100% Original Mesh


Monday, December 2, 2013

25L$ Tuesdays - Poinsettias!

"Classic Red Potted Poinsettia"

A discount, single tone only version of our Potted Poinsettia line! In the traditional tone of red, this 1 land impact, unscripted, & copy/mod version is available regularly for 45L$!

Tonight and through Tuesday night at 11:59pm it is available for 25L$!

"Texture Change Potted Poinsettia"

Full-featured with 11 different texture options and 8 pot colours in an easy to use menu, this 1 land impact plant is very versatile and fun!

Also copy/mod, this texture change scripted version is available for 165L$.

"Texture Change Worn Poinsettia"

Surprise! I fell in love with the Poinsettia mesh, and wanted to wear it... So here it is for public use, too!

Also scripted for the same 11 different texture options of our potted version, it comes with a tintable white headband.

Copy/mod, this texture change scripted version is available for 155L$.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Black Friday - Cyber Monday & The Challenge

Happy Thanksgiving!

Part of what we all love/hate is the good sales, and how much of a hassle they are to get...
Not this one!

Our submission for "The Challenge" this month casually fell right on Black Friday/Cyber Monday weekend, and so we felt it totally appropriate to mark it down!

This item is on sale for 125L$ until 11:59pm Monday night!
225L$ after.

Copy, Mod, & texture change with 3 wood & a black or white option for each piece.

This sale is for INWORLD and PRIMBAY only.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

A Glowy-Glowy Thanksgiving & Gift!

Two new releases this evening, and one is a group-only gift!

Glowy-Glowy Fantasy Tree is a fun leaf-less tree with baubles of glowing light all over it!

They come in 2 bark options, and either a rainbow version which slowly cycles through pretty colours or a plain white one that you can tint to your pleasure.

Both are copy & mod, and at their given size of 5.5m are 4 land impact. Resizing can & will affect.


This is just a simple little holiday candle for all of our loyal customers, we really appreciate all of you, and on this Thanksgiving wished to show you a bit of how thankful we are for YOU with this gift!

Stop by the main store, and next to the Tea/Cocoa trays (grab some!) you'll find this, just wear your group tag & click the vendor.

Happy Holidays all!

Wreath, go!

A super versatile Holiday Wreath!
7 Ornament textures, 5 foliage, 8 ribbons, and countless combinations + a few presets such as "Pure", "Rustic", or "Festive" (Pictured)!
1 land impact, copy & mod
As always, 100% original mesh~

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

25L$ Tuesday


A festive day!

3 new holiday releases, each under 200L$!

Super low land impact, low lag, & high quality original mesh items for your holidays~

Super texture change, 2 land impact, 3m tall, copy&mod Holiday Tree!

Sooo many options, and a few presets as well!


Each 1 land impact and lots of fun! 

Copy & mod


Lots of choices in appearance, cocoa or tea to keep you warm~

Copy & mod


All of them available now at the main store, PrimBay, and on the SL Marketplace.

Saturday, November 23, 2013

The Neighborhood again @ [DDD]

The weekly event "The Neighborhood" has fallen back to the round that we're assigned to...

And so we are happy to offer our [DDD] Crate Shelves for 200L$ this week!

Copy, mod, entirely unscripted & only 1 land impact per shelf (2 included as pictured)

These would be at home in modern or rustic environments...
...and the picture frames let you apply your own pics!

Friday, November 22, 2013

New Product/Product Update

We've discounted our previous [DDD] Garland with Bows products down to 25L$ to make way for the updated version which combines all of them -and new, never before seen textures- into a texture menu bow with modify permissions for just 145L$.

Anyone who purchased the [DDD] Garland with Bows or 3-Pack Chrimbus Trees within the past 30 days is entitled to a store credit (to be used inworld or on PrimBay) to the value of 55L$ per Chrimbus Tree pack and 75L$ per Garland pack.
Store credit works so that if you buy something, it'll refund you the amount until you've used up all your credit.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

The Fantasy Collective: Forest Hideaway

We're participating in an all-new event called The Fantasy Collective - an event I would not normally do due to the fact I will not be able to re-release my item immediately after the event.

Infact, if you want this item and are unable to purchase it during the event, I will not be able to re-release the item until February... so do hurry in!

The item we are using is called the [DDD] Forest Hideaway and it is 4 land impact as included with
4 seasonal texture options via menu.

But depending on if you scale it up or down, it can increase or decrease in prims!

It's only 295L$ & copy/mod.

If you're interested in grabbing this during the limited duration of the event, head by now!

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

25L$ Tuesdays

Today is 25L$ Tuesday and we have a supercute Lil' Holiday Picture Tree for just 25L$ until 11:59pm tonight!

...and for those of you who wanted to know more about the new landing spot the [DDD] Forest Hideaway I have information on how you can get tomorrow, so please stay tuned!
Other new releases you may see on the sim, but aren't out yet will also be released soon.

Monday, November 11, 2013

25L$ Tuesdays.. now with 100% more leaves!

Well, if you're anywhere with proper seasons, leaves may be a familiar sight!

All my pretty red leaved maple trees just shed and are totally ugly now, which brings me to our latest product...

[DDD] Autumn Leaves Fun Pack is a new 5-piece kit with 4 types of ground cover and a big leaf pile for you to play in, or work on cleaning up (after playing in, of course!!)

Includes both adult and child fitted animations so that you can force your SL children to clean up your leaves, what else are they good for - right?

Each piece is just one land impact!

You'll find it for a mere 25L$ (Yes! That is just 10c USD) until 11:59pm Tuesday night not only inworld -but- also on PrimBay, so you can shop from home!

After that, the price goes back up to 175L$, so be sure to stop by~

(PrimBay for promotional sales is experimental and may not be a permanent feature of our weekly sales.)

PS: Don't forget that our [DDD] Frilly Pine Tree Pack, while available inworld, is still on sale for 145L$ off the regular price on PrimBay!

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Lovely Lil' Log Cabin Update!

Our Lovely Lil' Log Cabin which was released for the recent round of "The Garden" by the Liaison Collaborative is now available at the main store & on PrimBay - SL Marketplace will be in the near future.

As well, we're also releasing a free "Snow Topper" for this product! You can pick it up at the inworld display, or also on PrimBay for easy at home shopping.

The Snow Topper is 4 land impact and fitted precisely for the as-rezzed size version of the house. It requires minimal effort to adjust in place, and is meant specifically for this building and is not likely to fit on anything else, least of all our other buildings.
Of course, you can resize it larger or smaller to fit your modified buildings.

The Soft Rustic Double Bed (PG&Adult) is also now at the main store. Alas, it has no snow topper.

Other buildings will be getting a Snow Topper soon!

Dysfunctional Designs, PrimBay, and YOU!

Here at Dysfunctional Designs, we use a very popular, well reputed, low lag, and fast vending system called CasperVend which is owned and operated by Casper Warden of CasperTech.
Recently, they developed and deployed a product called PrimBay, which is esssentially a SL Marketplace alternative which is owned/ran by CasperTech with the same speed and reliability as their inworld vending system.

Why bother?

The great benefit as a merchant (me!) when using this system is that your items (if set up properly with images, perms, descriptions, and now categories) are automatically added to this crazy fast marketplace, with no work from you (SL Marketplace is a MAJOR hassle, and slow!)... Furthermore, the fee is only 2% which is over half less what LL charges (5%)... So overall, this product is a win-win as a CasperVend using merchant!

Furthermore, as a merchant, I am less likely to update the SL Marketplace in a timely manner, so you may not always be able to get our items there as they're released... PrimBay is automatically listing, so as soon as I have it for sale inworld, it'll also be available for you to buy on PrimBay!

...And as a buyer?

For consumers there is also some really great benefits such as crazy fast delivery, applied store discounts (up to the 10% off!) & credits, significantly faster searching, and the same self-serve redelivery system we've always provided for our inworld products! It's really just like buying in the store, except in a faster to browse online shop environment, able to be delivered right to you at home, with much better reliability than the SL Marketplace!

... Yes, this also includes all of our non group freebies!

...I'm still not sure...

If that isn't enough, we will be offering periodic PrimBay only promotional pricing offers, starting with the [DDD] Frilly Pine Tree Pack on sale for 350L$, 145L$ off from the regular price of 495L$.
For the first two days, this pack will only be available on PrimBay, and the sale will remain only on PrimBay (meaning inworld = 495L$! & PrimBay 350L$!) until Saturday night (Nov 16th, 2013) when it goes back to regular price in both locations.

Who knows what will be next? I'm excited to offer this new service as a CasperVend user, and hope that you'll take advantage of it. I know, at first it may seem awkward, but I am hoping that once users are signed up, used to it, and keep a little in their PrimBay wallet for future use, you'll appreciate being able to buy sales at home without the potential busy-sim hassles of shopping inworld!

So... You might be wondering, "How do I sign up?"

I have a few easy & simple steps:

  • Next, locate the large purple terminal near the landing point, click it, and choose "Register"

  • Follow the steps provided, and be sure when you get to the confirmation email to check your Spam Box if it isn't there immediately. It can take up to 5 minutes if your email is a bit slow.

  • Shop! The checkout and delivery is insanely fast, so we are sure you'll enjoy the benefits for lazy shopping days~

We hope you'll join us in testing out this new service, and please... Please let us know if you run into any problems or hiccups! This is a brand new service, so we want to get all the kinks worked out ASAP!

Thanks so much

Anke & Kalia
Dysfunctional Designs

Monday, November 4, 2013

We Love Roleplay, take six!

We Love Roleplay is back with another fabulous round of creators, celebrating it's 6 month anniversary & going strong!

We have two offerings up this month...
...Both are 25% off!...

...a crazy fun "Decorative Candle Wallpiece"...
1 land impact
4 texture options
102L$ after the 25% discount!

... and a delicious looking array of "Clearable Plates"...
1 land impact each
Click to remove the food
177L$ after the 25% discount!

Fall isn't over yet!

Halloween may have been well passed, but the Autumn season is just beginning!

Our trees are turning all varieties of gorgeous colours, and big feasts lie ahead~

Why not pick up our "Autumn Cornucopia" from the Atooly Fall Event for just 95L$ as a centrepiece of 
your next feast?

Decorated with the favorites of the season - squashes, apples, beautiful multitoned leaves, and some extra husky corn for good measure~

25L$ Tuesdays!

Yes! It's that time again~

25L$ Tuesdays is here with a new 1 land impact decorative chore piece to compliment our Laundry Line...

The "Laundry Wash Basin!" 

To be regularly priced at 135L$, only for 25L$ until 11:59pm Tuesday!
1 land impact
Low lag scripts
1 working, 3 "lazy" animations

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Things, things, and more things


It is now 4am and I have been working on them for about 16 hours, so please forgive me for any nonsense that comes out. I'll try to explain it all as best I can.

First, my most favorite and important release I am anxious to tell you about!

Today we released the first part of our "Quaint Tavern Set"

This tavern set is currently being sold in 3 parts, each for 295L$

Their perms are copy & mod, and all pieces are at minimum, texture change to 3x wood.
The hearth also has an additional 5x stones for each the lining and the backing.

All of the seating (chairs+barstools) have many options for males & females in solo poses, as well as a great array of couples, and a handful of naughty poses too!
Of course, each chair/barstool is also offered in PG version for those who require it.

Prim costs are as follows:
Chairs+Barstools = 2 LI each
Tables = 1 LI each
Bar = 1 LI
Bar Storage = 3 LI
Hearth = 5 LI
Hearth Bonus Deco = 1 LI each


Also released today as a part of the special Trick or Treat 25L$ Tuesdays event,
Our "Branch Wall Rack" with a pretty hanging scarf!
Just 1 LI and 25L$ only until 11:59pm!

As a bonus part of the Trick or Treat round, we're also giving away... totally FREE..
"Pumpkiny Candy Bowl"!
1 LI only, and dispenses wearable candies!

The catch? You must wear your trick-or-treat bag!
Pick a copy up from our group notices.

Since the event is over, you can find it on the countertop of our "Quaint Tavern Bar" - just click it for candy, or click the sign hanging on the bar for a copy to bring home!

Just follow the green arrows!

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Tangled up!

200L$ through the weekend, increases slightly after.
Copy & Mod
4 Texture options for the stone
2 Land Impact
100% original mesh
Very low lag scripts
A few cuddles and a few normal sits for 2.