Casks!

Alcohol! Everyone loves it, everyone wants it. Lots of it. What better than a GIANT cask of ale?! This big thing is 2m tall!

We have it in 5 varieties and one with a texture change menu - normal are 100L$ each & the texture change is 285L$. They're copy and only ONE prim each!

Available on the marketplace, inworld @ Neyo, and from any inworld vendor!

Fight off Scurvy!

Fight away scurvy with our new fruit barrels! Oranges, Lemons, and two varieties of bright apples! Only one prim each and always copyable, made from mesh.

At a bargain price of 100L$ each you can get them on the marketplace, inworld @ Neyo, and from any inworld vendor!

Last weekend for Home Expo RFL Stuff

Hi all!

I just wanted to remind everyone that it is the LAST WEEKEND to visit our displays at the Home & Garden Expo where two brand new items are both being sold with 100% donation to Relay for Life! They're 145 L$ each and have been very popular so far.

30L$ Saturday is also happening this weekend, so please stop by to check out the 30L$ fishy themed item only available for Saturday before going back up to regular price.

We'll also be partaking in a few other events in the near future including several hunts, and we hope to see you then!

Expo, new items, & new group freebie!

Feeling horrifically lazy/headachey but here is a quick post on all the new releases! Check us out in-world with that NC for full details and such if you're interested.

Turnishes, Carrots, and Ferns! Oh my~!

Hello all :D

We finished some more stuff, but things you might not expect... Outdoor tiny garden plots - little ones perfect for a home. They're sectioned off and super duper low prim (1 each only!) so you can have many of them without much cost. Lined in our rustic wood, they'd also look wonderful with our lanterns hanging in your garden too!

Here is their advertisements, and for limited time only (25L$ Tuesday Special) on the 15th of May they will be for sale for 25L$ only, and never again! Only the carrot version though.

Turnishes are also... turnip/raddish hybrids, they just looked like a good idea. Ferns seemed like an odd thing to put in one, but it's decorative and could even be used indoors if desired, it was more experimentation than anything else.


Without further ado~

 

As an extra special gift to you all, the Small Fern Garden is also a freebie! But this awesome freebie is only available in-world in our store, so if you want it you'll need to visit our Main Store in Neyo.

You can pick the carrot & turnish ones up also on the Marketplace.

 

They're only 145L$ Each with copy permissions, and approximate footprint of 2.5x1.5 and not even .75 tall in most cases. You can view them in-world in the back of the store.

New Group Freebie out!!

I have added a new and awesome item to our vendors & Marketplace! It's the "Merchant Scales & Coins" item, only 1 PE and only 100L$! Copyable, like normal for us. It is for sure a unique item but the best part is instead of paying 100L$, you can get it 100% FREE by joining out free to join group in world, Dysfunctional Dolly Designs.

After that, you will have to pay! It's in the group notices, and is certainly a cute item and very low cost. It will only be up for another week though, so do hurry. We often have group freebies multiple times a month. 

So stop by & Join the group if you're interested :D

Sooooon!

Soon! Yes, soon we will be in the 5th Annual Home & Garden Expo! We will be on Expo 12 with several other awesome designers!

We're a little unprepared as this isn't something we've really done before, but we will have definitely 2 new items to donate for RFL as well as 600 prims to decorate.

Also, we're participating in 30L$ Saturday this week, as well as 25L$ Tuesday next, so we will have an excess of awesome deals out for you in the near future. We aren't finished with the 25L$ Tues item or the Expo ones, but I'll be sure to add pics when they're finalized. Meanwhile, this is the 30L$ Item you'll be able to pick up at our main store tomorrow for 30L$:

It's pretty cute and I love the silly animation I stuck inside, it is not really meant to be viewed from the inside as this version is unfinished, but I thought it would be a convenient prop for those who are often with captive or in the need to hide during a raid, so particularly perhaps slaves who do not fight might benefit.

It is only 1 prim with or without animation and is usually selling for 135L$ with normal no mod/copy/no transfer permissions. You can also get it on the Marketplace.

Well, hopefully I'll be back later this weekend to show you all the awesome updates we have lined up, happy Friday all!

Anke

What is it?!

Well, I did get a lot of questions about it! What is the hunt item? Where can I get it? Really, is it free?

Yes.
Free! 100%

It will be 100L$ after though and is already listed in the vendors, it's a meager 1 prim count & has a few options. Don't forget the 50% off item (80L$ candelabra, 2 prims) & the 30L$ item (wearable torch) also available.

It will only last -this week- though, so head to the Festival asap!!

It's been awhile, but! Horn Lighting is here!

Hey, it's been awhile since our last release, huh? Well, we've both been having computer issues, and I'm afraid the storm hasn't fully weathered over - but we managed to push some stuff out at least!

Since we're operating again (and I at least, am on a new PC) - I am sure you'll see more releases in the near future.

So let me tell you about my new releases, and don't forget to read the last part there as there is info on a free hunt item & a 30L$ item which will be available for 6 days...(about 10c USD, so practically giving it away!!)

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New releases!!
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Horn Wall Torch ->1 P.E. & 155L$
Horn Table Torch ->1 P.E. & 145L$
Horn Candelabra ->2 P.E. & 165L$
Horn Chandelier -> 3 P.E. (+1 for extender) & 215L$

All copy, no mod, unscripted & light emitting or non emitting versions.
Candelabra version on SALE from 1st-6th MAY for only 80L$ (over half off) at the Beltane Festival where we will also have more goodies (a hunt item & 30L$ item!!)

We have 2 stalls so you will need to visit both to find the hunt, 30L$, & half off candelabra.

The items are all available in world @ Our main store of Neyo
& online at Dysfunctional Designs on the Marketplace
-- You can also shop using your affiliate vendors!

Please come stop by and check them out, models displayed fully in the main store =)

Hope to see you soon,
Anke Hatchuk & Codered
Dysfunctional Designs

Where are we?

It's been over 2 weeks since we released a normal product, I know - there is good reason...

We were working on bath tubs when we encountered sudden computer failing, and currently we have no files at all. Code, the other designer, is working fervently to come up with new designs which don't require the same texture set, but we don't know how long it will take.

It's a minor delay, but I have felt quite bad about it as we did legitimately have some great releases lined up.

25L$ Tues again

It's here again, 25L$ Tues!

Our other designers computer has crashed, so the ideas we had for this weeks round are out, but I improvised and have made a lovely tunic set for males & females. It is white featuring green accents and brown ties in the back, with either a short skirt (insert) or knee length option for both genders. It looks great on it's own or with pants/leggings.

I've included 2 unedited images so you can get a clearer example, it follows the 25L$ white/green colour theme and will probably only be available for 25L$ Tues, get it by Tues night or you wont see it for awhile/ever.

It has slightly longer sleeves, 3/4 length, and comes on pretty much all layers possible. Stop by and get it at Neyo!

New Group Freebie :D

I set out to find a unique group freebie that people might like, especially something for both genders.

So I made a tunic for men and women alike, each has a specially sized belt and different textured top (men don't have boobs as it turns out, or nearly as wide hips...)

Now, I am no guy and I don't think you want to see my 'drag' costume (female skin on male shape) but here is me with the female counterpart. It's red with brown lining & black ties in the back. It looks really deliciously rustic and is awesome for just about anywhere! It can be used for Free & slave alike in Gor, and most everyone in normal RP environments. Layer it over a longer underskirt for a modest look, or take off the long skirt and use the 'insert' for a just barely covering (or over pants) look!


Best thing of all, is it's 100% free for my store group members, if you're not a part of it, please join today! There is a group inviter at almost all of our store outlets as well as our main store in Neyo... Oh and you can check my profile (anke hatchuk) for it, too.

Without further ado, pictures!

Freebies are always good

Anyone who has been in my store group, or known me for any amount of time knows I have some type of addiction to giving things away. I admit it too, I have some secret itch to give freebies away.

So I was a little irritable when I got complaints over freebies on the Marketplace, but mostly they're removed for now and I have moved them as well as some of the favorite old [DDD] freebies to a location on our sim. 

Right now there isn't a lot there, and some of it is mega old, like from 2006/2007 era of [DDD] - but some of it is newer, and I am adding more when I get to it. Two of the 'free avatars' are there, the slave one and the FW, and both have had their laggy as hell resizer scripts removed, and mod rights added. No one likes resizers anyways. They both still have basic hair, skin (old), AOs, and outfits. The slave one also has the really handy basic animator HUD, drop in animations, and use anywhere. Really handy for dances.

I also added a bonus easter tunic to the "Unisex" tunic box, it's in nicer colours (greens) so stop by and grab that, too.Well, I can't think of much else, except maybe that we are working on new releases and hopefully will have some bath themed items out and ready for you by the end of the weekend. We're also in 25L$ Tues next Tues, so more info on that later.


Oh! It's the /final/ day for the 30L$ Black Egg Hunt, it ends tomorrow, and we made a brand new item for it this round, it's pretty easy to find, so stop by our main store and grab it!

Not that I really think anyone reads this but...
Have a good Friday/weekend all!

25L$ Tues again! Adorable little box

25L$ Tues is back again! Wohoo!

I have one new item for it, and hopefully you'll like it! It's the "Collectors Box" - it has a myriad of jars, pouches, cloth bundles.. and all at only 2 prims. It's not 2D, it's 3D! The items are really there, and the best part is that it can be used in -anything-!

Need a secret herb stash? Poisons? KANDA? Uh huh... This is your box! Come visit and check it out for 25L$ Tuesday, or if you're late it'll be only 100L$ and it is available like normal through vendors, in store world, or Marketplace!

So please! You can check them out at our Marketplace store or inworld at our ever growing mainstore on Neyo .

Hope to see you soon, don't miss out on the great deal!

25L$ Tues & New Book-shelves!

Yep! That's right, we finally got into 25L$ Tuesday, so this week we're kicking it off with 2 products:

First, a 4 pack of sculpted rugs that usually sells for 140L$ - released last week &
secondly - books on a shelf for just one prim! - the ones seen in the top right corner.

We're also releasing 2 and 3 prim varieties with candles, we anticipate more candle-y products in the near future and so much more, so keep your ears open, and stop by tonight/tomorrow!

The other books on shelf varieties come in 2 and 3 prim options, if you choose to omit the candle glow prim it'll only ever be  a minimal 2 prims for a beautiful, non particle candle effect. They're on display at the store and for sale (copyable of course!!) for 85L$ per shelf or 235L$ for all 4, so that you can decorate on a budget without being repetitive!

They're also unscripted, and do not include 'real' SL lighting, so we keep you low on the laggy charts too.

You can check them out at our Marketplace store or inworld at our ever growing mainstore on Neyo .

But you can only purchase individual shelves in world =)


Hope to see you soon, and make sure to pick up the sales while they last ! (they end March 20th, 11:59 PM!)

Anke

Mini-Release Out!

I decided I hated the alpha layer rugs in the store, so I quickly applied some shading to the textures and put them in a plane sculpted base, there is round and square in both the brown & black colours. I didn't like the white one so it is not included. They're 35L$ each or 140 for the pack. You can check them out at our Marketplace store or inworld at our ever growing mainstore on Neyo.

They're a temporary solution as we eventually intend on adding a wide variety of new sculpted (non alpha) rugs to the store, probably in mesh.

New fireplaces, done!

Our new fireplaces are out at Dysfunctional Designs - they're 3 prims without the smokestack, 4 with - and of course 100% Mesh!

They feature hand baked shadows, realistic mesh fire, and the option to have subtle crackling sounds. There is two styles, with the non-corner version having two options of grates for sale.

You can check them out at our Marketplace store or inworld at our ever growing mainstore on Neyo.

They're 265L$ Each, fully copyable, and the smokestack is modifiable to fit to your ceiling (or not have one at all!)

Our Corner version seems to be the most popular, so without further ado -

Don't forget we're also participating in the Beauty & the Freak Hunt til the 24th, as well as 30L$ Saturday today (March 10th)...

Hope to see you soon!

Anke

They're donnneee

Fireplaces are done, all we can say to that is "Fucking finally."

We have spent a week working out the kinks and quirks to these things, and I cut them down to 4 options and 3 varieties. Grate style 1 and 2 are sold separately, and a corner version has only grate style 2 as I think the style 1 didn't look good.

They're copyable, and the smokestacks are also mod but separate prim incase you don't want it. They have options for light emission or sound emission or not. 265L$ each option. I am still working on their advertisements so they're in-store only at the moment. The smokestack is 1 prim, and the fireplaces are each 3 prims, please note if you resize the smokestack big enough it may increase in prim count!

You'll see them as soon as you enter the store, straight on back. =) Perfect to couple with our 30L$ Saturday item and our hunt item, both which start tomorrow!

Almost done

Fireplace display models are out at the store now, we're also participating in this weeks 30L$ Saturday rounds with an adorable rug featuring 2 animations, 7 sculpted prims, and dispensing props. It is NOT mesh.


The hunt also begins this week, and it is a 'round' hunt, so start at the store and work your way back around! Our adorable basket of small logs are featured there, and the two awesome Trident shops come right after us!

Hope to see you all this weekend, it's going to be a busy one!

Style one finished!

While we anticipate more versions to come out soon, we were rushing to finish this by the Beauty & the Freak Hunt that we're participating in as it is the cute little logs in a basket which compliment the fireplaces quite well.

We decided to not script them, mainly due to how mesh reacts with being scripted. It basically doubles the prim/LE cost to the consumer, so we instead are providing many options for the price of one, they come default with both styles of our fireplace grates (which have light emitting or no light emitting versions) as well as with a shadow or without,and with sound and without. Yes, that is 16 options total... and no there is no scripts. So it'll be packaged in either subsets or with a script (which asks you what type you want upon rez)... we'll see.

Meanwhile - some pics.

We are of course, also working on corner ones (which may or may not be done) and anticipate releasing these complete with a separate smoke-stack on top for those of you who desire one.

They're only 3 prims though as of current, 4 with smoke stack. That is pretty damned good if I say so myself.