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Monday, January 5, 2015

We Love Books~


Out now for We Love Roleplay~

Brand new, low land impact, and very customisable set.

Every true Bibliophile must have their own study, complete with texture change for 6 wood options and many different book choices for endless variety~

Chair includes 7 quality animations, optional lamp has 4 textures and working on/off!

It's 25% off the duration of the month at the event location only, bringing the price to an amazingly low 259L$.






Tuesday, December 30, 2014


Happy 25L$ Tuesday and a very Happy New Years to you!

We hope you had a wonderful holiday season full of family, love, and joy~

Working back into our routine, 25L$ Tuesday is here and we have a Chubby Barrel o' Grog for you this week.

1 Land Impact, Copy & Mod, and dispenses wearable animated Mugs o' Grog (or whatever you claim they are...! Cider, etc~) for you & your guests~!

It is only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight so do hurry by to grab it now.





PS: Don't forget to snag this great free gift to be entered into the drawing, enter by Wednesday night!

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

25L$ Tuesdays & So much more!



25L$ Tuesday is upon us, and for this very festive week we come bearing not only a great deal until 11:59pm SLT tonight... but gifts, too!

Our [DDD] Tree Branch Baubles is an all new 1 land impact, texture changing festive piece for your wall, only 25L$ until midnight~!

... And our [DDD] Bauble Candle Tray is a very special holiday gift free to everyone at our main store! Find it in our Winter Display until the New Year when it will be retired to a group exclusive gift~


Additionally, if you grab the Bauble Candle Tray any time before then, you're entered into a fabulous giveaway of a gift card raffle to start your New Years off right!


Thursday, December 18, 2014

Genre ~ The Ancients


New and exclusively at Genre til the end of the Ancients round, our Stone Garden Well is a highly detailed release!

Includes 3 stone texture choices including custom animated water and a handful of animation choices~

It is 8 land impact, copy & mod!


Monday, December 15, 2014

Splish-splash, it's 25L$ Tuesday!


It's that time again... 25L$ Tuesdays has arrived and with it another awesome new release from Dysfunctional Designs!

This week our offering is an all-new "Water Pump & Bucket"~ 

Just one land impact, 4 metal textures, and snowy variants including a neat realistic frozen water.

Perfect low land impact accompaniment for your year-round garden or town centre~!

Only available at the discount price of 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday!


We Love Snow-play!


Out now for We Love Roleplay's December round!

The Icy Pond is a simple, 9 land little piece you can resize to plop onto an existing water feature or create a new one - excellent for those with limited terraforming skills.

It's 9 land impact at the 22m x 24m size with one tree, but depending on if you resize it or add/remove trees, it may change.

Only 109L$ after the 25% is taken off~

You'll also find a free pair of ice skates to try it out with right next to the vendor!




Saturday, December 13, 2014

Hanging around The Neighbourhood~


Hanging Daybed is our latest release for The Neighbourhood event!

This 4 land impact, copy & mod Daybed which is suitable for both indoors and out, as well as all seasons of the year includes 3 couples cuddles and 4 platonic duo sets in addition to a wide variety of texture choices.

Included are 21 blanket options, 7 pillow choices, and a tintable sheet for a huge variety of choices to fit many environments.

It is available for just 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight (Saturday)!


Friday, December 12, 2014

A new freebie~


I never thought this would be so popular when I sent it out as an in-group gift some weeks ago, but it was!

I fished it from my inventory and into a gift vendor for you all, it is currently being displayed alongside the holiday candle & plates in the center of our winter display. 


Christmas is coming...


And with it, our new Christmas Tree for 2014 is out!

We are so proud to present this all-new tree just in time for the holiday season, and we hope you'll like it too!

The beautifully detailed, 3 land impact tree is covered in details~
7 Ribbon, 7 Star, 6 Branch, 7 Skirt, 5 Baubles, and 6 Glowing light choices lead this to be a near endless variety of combinations to customise your tree!

5 Presets that range from the traditional to the whimsy are also included.

This tree is only 50L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight (Friday) as a part of the Fifty Linden Friday event!

It'll still only be a mere 195L$ after the event is over, available permanently at our main store.
We hope you'll also take a moment to check out the rest of our seasonal items!


Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Gifting season!



Tis the time for holiday season, and it is also time for 25L$ Tuesday!

For this week, we're offering the versatile Holiday Giftboxes sets~

7 different shapes with 6 box textures, 6 tag options, and 4 ribbon choices with several tintable varieties~

Please be sure the version you're buying is what you need. Two versions exist: Giftable (NO COPY, TRANS) and Decorative (COPY, NO TRANS) and both are modify. You cannot get redeliveries on the Giftable version, but they can (obviously) be given with items inside to others!

Monday, December 8, 2014

RFL's Christmas Expo!

The annual Christmas Expo for Relay for Life of SL is here again, and we are proudly the Platinum Sponsor for Sim 1!

Stop by and support the American Cancer Society's research to fight this devastating condition.

This year, we're offering three texturesets 100% donation for the cause!

At an affordable 35L$ each, anyone can help out and get a little from it.




We also brought back our well beloved exclusive recolors of our Holiday Tree and Holiday Wreath for just 95L$ each, also 100% donation to RFL of SL!



So go ahead and stop on by our stall at Christmas Expo Sim 1 and peruse our donation items!



Tuesday, November 25, 2014

A frosty 25L$ Tuesday!



The weather outside here in much of the US is indeed, frightful!

So I hope you'll be spending some of this Tuesday inside, where it is much more... delightful!

For our 25L$ Tuesday offerings this week, we're giving thanks to our customers and providing a 2nd item on sale!

Double Street Lamp & Streetside Bench are two wonderfully scripted, 2 land impact decor pieces which come with optional snowy bits to let them be used year round~

Each has light scripting:
The Double Street Lamp turns on/off in addition to the snow visibility,
and The Streetside Bench has 3 couples & 6 set of duo seating in addition to the snow visibility!

Both are on sale for only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT TONIGHT! After that, they go up to their regular price of over 200L$ each!


Bonus! Cold breath particle emitter free in group notices!

NOTE: If you purchased these items prior to 2:30pm SLT, you will be getting an updated and fixed version of each as there is some awful script errors in each that were send out with the original ones.

If you did not get the update, hit up our redelivery terminal at the landing spot to get it, and please delete your old one so you don't accidentally use it.


Tuesday, November 18, 2014

A gorgeous winter home~


We're in The Liaison Collaborative event this month, and have a gorgeous new Mountain Lodge Retreat available for it!

A beautiful, efficient, and low land impact large scale home with large outdoor patio.


This 3 bedroom, 2 bath (or closet, your choice) comes in at 22m x 28m and is only 44 Land Impact with working and lockable doors as well as a functional on/off fireplace.


It was made with customisation in mind, and all doors are tintable, walls retexturable (with two included), as well as floors being able to be changed with your own textures. Several surfaces are provided for extra variety.


We hope you'll enjoy it and get cozy!


25L$ Tuesday~ Boaty!




It's Tuesday again!


Stop by for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday deal, a huge pack that includes not only beautifully made props of a boat and dock set... 


But a functioning, scripted option that dispenses, for the public, boats to ride around in!

All this just for 25L$, only til 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night~





Friday, November 14, 2014

Fifty Linden Friday & The Neighborhood!


These adorable Log & Branch Deer are available now for Fifty Linden Fridays, extended sale through Saturday 11:59pm SLT!

1 Land Impact each with the 4 included models in both snowy and plain wood options.


Our classic store buildings, now available for personal use!

Slope Roof Shops have been our primary storefronts for well over a year now, and now that we're planning big ideas in our future, we've decided to let them go.

As a part of The Neighborhood sale, they'll be available for a reduced price of 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT Saturday~!

Each is just a meager 2 or 3 land impact each with proper working physics, ready and prepared for your needs.



Tuesday, November 11, 2014

We Love Roleplay ~ Unisex Boots!


This November round of We Love Roleplay, we brought something that both the men and rough ladies should enjoy ~ Leather Spat Boots.

Included are 5 options, sold individually or as a fatpack.

After the 25% discount, they're just shy of 260L$ for all 5, or under 75L$ each!

Unisex, unrigged, and only 1 LI when rezzed to decorate your house~


25L$ Tuesdays~


We have had so many requests over the years for this build, formerly reserved exclusively for our in-store only use.

It is available now for 25L$ Tuesday as an exclusive deal.

Due to my failure at sending this out at the right time, I'm leaving it out until 11:59pm SLT Wednesday.



Friday, November 7, 2014

Enchantment!



This month we are participating in the event called "Enchantment"! 

This is our first time, and we hope you will enjoy our offerings, based on the theme of it - Rumplestiltskin~

It is a stamp rally system, where you can purchase a specially marked item from any of the participating 20 stores that includes an Enchantment Stamp Card, then wear it & click the stamp stations at each of the 20 stores to fill the card.

Once your card is full, you can redeem it for a free prize from any of the participating stores, so for example if you buy our Spinning Wheel for 145L$ above, and fill the stamp card, you get the Baby Bassinet for free!

A special note, the Gilded/Embellished Baby Bassinet is EXCLUSIVE to this Enchantment prize, it wont ever be sold again in that version after.

You can check out the information and buy the Spinning Wheel at our main store~ 


Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Rustic Lil' Spooky Tuesday~


This week for 25L$ Tuesday we're offering an adorable little Halloween themed rustic decor for the end of the season celebration. 

Come grab this cute Lil' Ghosties Trio for just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight!

Each is just 1 LI each, or when linked 2 LI total and has the option for one of the cute faces above or a blank face option as well.

Copy, Mod, and totally original.



Saturday, October 25, 2014

The Neighborhood ~ A Cozy Retreat!



For this weeks round of The Neighborhood, we are oh-so-exicted to reveal a project we've been working on... Skybox Environment Dome!

The first dwelling to be placed in it is our Rustic Cabin Retreat, a medium sized two room cabin with functioning windows & shutters!

The whole thing fits perfectly on a 1024x1024 size plot, or 30x30m! It is only a meager 21 land impact combined with 9 environment presets, including 2 with rain and 2 with snow!

The Skybox is Copy/Mod/ No Transfer
The Environment Dome is Copy/No Mod/No Transfer

It is available at the bargain of an introductory price of 200L$ for the Neighborhood event which began today. We'll be leaving it out until midday Sunday due to the late sending of this blogpost & accompanying notice.

If you visit after that, it'll still be only 295L$ every day price!