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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

A frosty 25L$ Tuesday!

The weather outside here in much of the US is indeed, frightful!

So I hope you'll be spending some of this Tuesday inside, where it is much more... delightful!

For our 25L$ Tuesday offerings this week, we're giving thanks to our customers and providing a 2nd item on sale!

Double Street Lamp & Streetside Bench are two wonderfully scripted, 2 land impact decor pieces which come with optional snowy bits to let them be used year round~

Each has light scripting:
The Double Street Lamp turns on/off in addition to the snow visibility,
and The Streetside Bench has 3 couples & 6 set of duo seating in addition to the snow visibility!

Both are on sale for only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT TONIGHT! After that, they go up to their regular price of over 200L$ each!

Bonus! Cold breath particle emitter free in group notices!

NOTE: If you purchased these items prior to 2:30pm SLT, you will be getting an updated and fixed version of each as there is some awful script errors in each that were send out with the original ones.

If you did not get the update, hit up our redelivery terminal at the landing spot to get it, and please delete your old one so you don't accidentally use it.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

A gorgeous winter home~

We're in The Liaison Collaborative event this month, and have a gorgeous new Mountain Lodge Retreat available for it!

A beautiful, efficient, and low land impact large scale home with large outdoor patio.

This 3 bedroom, 2 bath (or closet, your choice) comes in at 22m x 28m and is only 44 Land Impact with working and lockable doors as well as a functional on/off fireplace.

It was made with customisation in mind, and all doors are tintable, walls retexturable (with two included), as well as floors being able to be changed with your own textures. Several surfaces are provided for extra variety.

We hope you'll enjoy it and get cozy!

25L$ Tuesday~ Boaty!

It's Tuesday again!

Stop by for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday deal, a huge pack that includes not only beautifully made props of a boat and dock set... 

But a functioning, scripted option that dispenses, for the public, boats to ride around in!

All this just for 25L$, only til 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night~

Friday, November 14, 2014

Fifty Linden Friday & The Neighborhood!

These adorable Log & Branch Deer are available now for Fifty Linden Fridays, extended sale through Saturday 11:59pm SLT!

1 Land Impact each with the 4 included models in both snowy and plain wood options.

Our classic store buildings, now available for personal use!

Slope Roof Shops have been our primary storefronts for well over a year now, and now that we're planning big ideas in our future, we've decided to let them go.

As a part of The Neighborhood sale, they'll be available for a reduced price of 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT Saturday~!

Each is just a meager 2 or 3 land impact each with proper working physics, ready and prepared for your needs.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

We Love Roleplay ~ Unisex Boots!

This November round of We Love Roleplay, we brought something that both the men and rough ladies should enjoy ~ Leather Spat Boots.

Included are 5 options, sold individually or as a fatpack.

After the 25% discount, they're just shy of 260L$ for all 5, or under 75L$ each!

Unisex, unrigged, and only 1 LI when rezzed to decorate your house~

25L$ Tuesdays~

We have had so many requests over the years for this build, formerly reserved exclusively for our in-store only use.

It is available now for 25L$ Tuesday as an exclusive deal.

Due to my failure at sending this out at the right time, I'm leaving it out until 11:59pm SLT Wednesday.

Friday, November 7, 2014


This month we are participating in the event called "Enchantment"! 

This is our first time, and we hope you will enjoy our offerings, based on the theme of it - Rumplestiltskin~

It is a stamp rally system, where you can purchase a specially marked item from any of the participating 20 stores that includes an Enchantment Stamp Card, then wear it & click the stamp stations at each of the 20 stores to fill the card.

Once your card is full, you can redeem it for a free prize from any of the participating stores, so for example if you buy our Spinning Wheel for 145L$ above, and fill the stamp card, you get the Baby Bassinet for free!

A special note, the Gilded/Embellished Baby Bassinet is EXCLUSIVE to this Enchantment prize, it wont ever be sold again in that version after.

You can check out the information and buy the Spinning Wheel at our main store~