The Neighbourhood Living Set~

A simple and essential living set, suitable for indoors or out!

Each couch and chair is 2 land impact, and table just 1 each. All is mod/copy!

There is 7 wood choices: Black, White, B&W, W&B, Rich, Mix, & Lights

There is 11 Color Fabrics for the Couch/Chair, and 7 Pillow choices. Pillows tint well! White fabric & woods also tint well ♥

The chair seats 1 with 9 Single Sits, but has 3 optional PG couples cuddles. 

The couch seats 2 with 5 pairs of sits, and has a further 5 PG couples cuddles.

All operated by low lag custom scripts~

Only 150L$ for a part of The Neighbourhood event!

Teleport to the main store now.

We're out early for 25L$ Tuesday again this week, with an adorable companion for you.

Mr. Bat Friend comes in the 8 texture choices of last week, and flaps happily at your side (worn attachment!) ~ If you need to rez a copy, they are 3 LI each, and animated.

He's only 25L$ through Wednesday and would make a great gift, too!

Stop by the main store to grab your copy!

Spooky 25L$ Tuesday

Happy 25L$ Tuesdays~!

Our next Halloween release is out now! With 8 bat color choices, tintable eyes, and an optionally removable string.

Each is just 2 LI, and gets rather large!

Just 25L$ through 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night, stop by to grab your copy or gift one now!

Teleport to the main store now~

RIP Fifty Linden Friday~

This week we have a set of 3 Gravestones out for Fifty Linden Friday~

The start of our Halloween seasonal releases.

These are large, 1.5m+ in size grave markers in either gray or brownish stone hues with optional RIP or Plain choices.

Each is just 1 LI~

Just 50L$ for Fifty Linden Friday, so stop by!

Out now for 25L$ Tuesday~ Metal Fences

25L$ Tuesday is back, and we have... Yes... Another fence for you this week, the Simple Metal Fence.

A simple metal fence and fence post. You can duplicate fence post as needed. Please be sure to re-link 1:1 when you're done to prevent issues.

4 metal textures

1 land impact (.5 each)

Copy & Mod

White customisation textures included

Grab your copy or a gift copy now~ Teleport to main store.

25L$ Tuesday~ Simple Fences!

25L$ Tuesday is here again!

An adorable and simple wooden fencing set ♥

Features a 2 land impact working gate and 1 land impact fence portions with optional endposts.

6 wood textures.

Only 25L$ til 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night!

Teleport to the main store now.

Curves The Neighbourhood

The Neighbourhood is back! And for 150L$ as a part of the sale, down from 245L$, you can grab the all new Curves Dining Set~

The Curves Dining Set is an elegant and modern take on the glass top table~ With gorgeous wood inlays and 8 texture choices.

The chairs include 8 male, 10 female, and 7 couple pairings ♥

The inlay on the table is individually changeable, and is only 1 land impact.

The chairs are 2 land impact each.

Stop by any time before 11:59pm SLT Sunday night to get your copy while it's on sale!

Teleport to the main store now.

FLF Benchday~

Happy Fifty Linden Friday!

This round we have the whimsy and boring versions of the Park Bench~

5 Wood Tones, Several Seating Options for 2~

Regular variant 3 LI, Whimsy is 5 LI and includes 2x Lightable Orbs & 5 Texture Choices for Vine!

Just 50L$ through Friday night~!!

Teleport to our main store now.

Filigree Tuesday~

It's back! We're in 25L$ Tuesday's again this week for the first time in a long time.

We have this all-new Filigree Tea Set up ♥

It's just 1 land impact, copy & mod, and includes 10 beautiful and vibrant texture choices. 

It also dispenses a coordinating drinkable (worn) tea cup for you & your guests that matches whatever the currently shown color is~

Just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT.

Stop by the main store to grab it now!

New group gift!

An all new group gift is out now~

The Groupie Pouf is a miniature version of our Button Pouf released for Collabor88~

This smaller size includes a different set of 11 prototype textures and 7 solo sit options. It's still just 2 land impact~

Stop by our main store and wear your [Dysfunctionality] group tag to grab your copy for free!

Collabor88 ~ Daydream August Birthday 2015

88L$ -- Mod / Copy

7 Color Choices

2 Land Impact

4 Friend & 6 Couple Poses

88L$ -- Mod / Copy

Tintable!

1 Land Impact

Includes Single String, too!

88L$ -- Mod / Copy

7 Color Choices for Mirror Parts

1 Land Impact Each

88L$ -- Mod / Copy

7 Color Choices

1 Land Impact Each

0L$ -- Mod / Copy

7 Color Choices

Worn/1 Land Impact

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This month is another birthday round of Collabor88!

We're so happy to be here that it is very much like a daydream~ Which is the theme of this round.

While our original concept fell through due to a disappointing series of upload errors, we did manage to squeeze out some adorable Paper Cranes, Star String Lights, Button Pouf, and Mirror~ ♥

Additionally, to make up for the fact I was a couple of hours late, we have a free Paper Crane Holdable! 

The sim is pretty full, but it's open all month, so I hope you remember to stop by~!

Teleport to collabor88 now.

The Neighbourhood Hallway Welcome~

This round of The Neighbourhood brings to you an adorable Classic Hallway Set~

This multi-piece set includes the mirror, apples, scones, table, and rug all as separate links for you to add, move, or remove anything as needed!

Only 3 land impact when all linked together as shown~ ♥

It is just 150L$ through Saturday at 11:59pm SLT!

Teleport to the main store now.

Fifty Linden Strawberry Friday

Happy Fifty Linden Friday everyone~

We're so in love with this cute little Strawberry themed Cat-girl Bed for this round.

It's only 2 land impact, seats 2.

All 6 animation pairings are PG friendly ♥

You can get it just for 50L$ through the weekend, so be sure to stop by to grab a copy for you or gift one to your friends!

Teleport to the main store now.

FLF: Family Tree

For this round of Fifty Linden Friday's, we have an adorable little Family Tree for you to take home! ♥

It includes the cute doodled backing and 5 unique frame styles which are all individually linked so you can add more, move, or remove them!

It's just 3 land impact, and of course each can host your own family photos.

Only 50L$ through Saturday as a part of FLF~

Teleport to the main store now.

A new era for the store!

As many of you know, Kalia departed (amiably) as a designer last month. Since then, I've been working on securing another designer, and learning the tricks of the trade myself in the interim.

This piece marks the first from our new designer, F!

We're still working through the kinks of workflow from his programme of choice to the finicky way SL requires uploads, as well as certain aesthetics and more. We are more than happy to hear constructive criticism, comments, and advice regarding these~ Please email us at anke.hatchuk+sl@gmail.com.

The first item is this 5 land impact Wooden Sitting Gazebo~

It includes a handful of male & female poses, as well as some couples ones. All totally PG.

You can find it for 195L$ at our main store now.

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Meanwhile, we're also currently in progress of a major store overhaul including severely marking down prices on older items (especially those which are no mod), and reorganising them and other items into a better laid out format. You can see this currently in action here, on the far North side of Dysfunctionality sim. 

You'll find a lot of items have been pushed down to very low prices, some starting at just 5L$ and up. These are likely the final price revision on them. Someodd 400 individual listings have been marked down.

Some items may no longer be viewable inworld. I am hoping to set up a holovend for these items in the future, but in the interim, please contact me if you must see something that you're viewing on the Marketplace otherwise.

I am also transitioning the store to a new brand, Dysfunctionality, which will include a new store group for gifts and such in the very near future. The group joiners on the sim will automatically invite you to this group starting today. If you would like to transition over, by all means. Advertisements will continue to go through both groups indefinitely, but group gifts will only be through the [Dysfunctionality] group in the future.

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As an aside, I've unfortunately been having some bizarro issues with the Firestorm client I am on, and have not been getting IMs consistently, even though I can send them. If you have contacted me and not received a response, you may have fallen victim to this bug.

Please, please contact me at anke.hatchuk+sl@gmail.com or through the group chat bot Dysfunctionality Resident in the interim so that I can address your issue. I do not want to ignore you, please let me help! ♥

FLF Ottoman~

Fifty Linden Friday's is always a favorite event each month, and this round we have an adorable little [DDD] Crate Ottoman~!

Includes the above shown 8 texture choices (plain is very tintable!) plus 9 solo poses to lounge about on.

It's over half off and just 50L$ for today/tomorrow!

Stop by the main store to grab your copy now. ♥

FLF ~ His Chair

Fifty Linden Friday's is this week, and we have an awesome chair for our roleplayers this evening.

Suitable for medi-fantasy environments, as well as more modern realms with the inclusion of latex/plastic based texturesets & darker realms with red/black textureset.

His Chair includes up to 36 animations from the menu for 2 people, ranging from solo, couple cuddles, and couple adult.

You'll get both the PG and Adult tagged versions for flexibility, all at just 50L$ for this weekend.

Full price of 175L$ applies after this limited weekend sale!

Stop by the main store to grab it now.

Flutter in to The Neighbourhood for Spring~

The Neighbourhood has arrived again, and for this months round we have a brand-new critter for livening up your land~

This Spring, bring realistic flitting and fluttering Butterflies to your home through our Butterfly Rock~ Copy &  Mod!

Clicking this simple rock will rez 1, 3, or 5 butterflies per rock at a time. You get to pick individual colors for a flock or to let the rock choose at random!

Each Rock is only 1 land impact, and each butterfly is also only 1 land impact, so each rock could have 6 prims used at once with a max of 5 butterflies rezzed.

Click your rock again to be able to delete specific/all butterflies again after~

For this weekend only, the Butterfly Rock is out for just 200L$.

Teleport to the mains store to grab it now!

Easter is Arriving!

This year is passing quickly! Spring has arrived, and with it the ever memorable Easter arrives~

This year we're celebrating with a fun new toy for you all!

Easter Egg Basket is a Copy/Mod/No Trans Attachment Basket~

It can be rezzed, too. Includes wicker basket/ribbon texture changing as well.

Not only is it festive and fun in a lovely sense, sprinkling eggs as you go, but you can also take an innocent jab at fun by shooting your friends with it!

To activate the fun bazooka-egg gun mode, just go in to mouselook, aim, and fire.

To add to that, it's available now for just 50L$ as a part of Fifty Linden Friday! 

Stop by to get a basket of fun~

Teleport to the main store now.

Mrooo~ Bessie the Cow has arrived at TFC!

The Fantasy Collective opened on the 20th!

We are starting our larger critter line with... cows~

Bessie the Cow is a 2 land impact cow for you to take home. She comes with options for either sitting on her, or a mooing/grazing animated option as well.

She also comes with 7 breed texture choices.

Copy, Mod, and only 145L$!

Come stop by The Fantasy Collective and grab Bessie for your home and harassing needs.