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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Olde & Cozy 25L$ Tuesdays!


Stop by any time before 11:59pm SLT today/Tuesday to grab this adorable and realistic Olde Cast Iron Stove!

At only 1 land impact with realistic on/off lighting, copy & mod, and of course all original mesh it is a superb steal.

It would look awesome in some up and coming releases, so pick it up now and keep your eye on this blog & group notices for our new items in the coming weeks!


Monday, October 20, 2014

Mystic Realms Faire ~ Oh yes! It's still on!



This year, a new Faire began called the "Mystic Realms Faire" and we were very excited to be the primary sponsor & provide the buildings for the sims. 

We hope to be able to provide these buildings for sale in a pack in the near future, and hope you enjoy them!

The Faire runs until the 26th of october, so be sure to hurry by as at this point, the sims wont be full all the time.

We have a few adorable exclusive Halloween items which aren't available in our main store until after the event, and at just 95L$ each:








Friday, October 17, 2014

A Spooky Fifty Linden Fridays!


This week for FLF we have some adorable Spooky String Lights!

This huge pack includes 3 spreads for the strings - on a horizontal, hanging down tightly clustered, and hanging down loosely! 

Each comes with pumpkin only, spider only, bat only, and ghost only options as well as a mixed variant.

All of the lights are individually tintable, giving you endless versatility!



Tuesday, October 14, 2014

25L$ Tuesday ~ Hallow's Eve is coming ~


This 25L$ Tuesday we have a super cute Jack-o-Lantern!

This very awesome truly 3D lantern includes a lesser scripted option for rezzing, as well as a worn one with an animation!

Both have on/off lighting~

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight, so do head by:


Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Gaslamp Tuesday!


For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday we have the Gaslamp Quarter Streetlamps~

These are 1 LI for the wall or single version, and 2 LI for the double with fully functioning on/off lighting!

Also they come with 5 metal options for extra versatility~

They are specially made in mind with low lag, so the polygons and textures are low without looking low quality! The script is also very easy to remove via menu button.

Copy & Mod and as always, 100% Original Mesh!

Only at this low price until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday the 30th of September~


Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Smells like... 25L$ Tuesday!


Today brings to us another round of 25L$ Tuesdays~! 

This week we're offering the adorable "Perfumery Set" which includes a wide array of bottle & jar arrangements of 5-6 containers each.

Four are included (2 shown) and each has 4 texture options, some which are very gender neutral~

As a bonus, all bottles are included individually to spruce up individual spots!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT!


Saturday, September 20, 2014

Cozy Pumpkin Set... Fall is here!


Ohh, it's that time. The trees outside are turning beautiful shades of brown, orange, and red.
I love the sound of them rustling in the wind, and the nice cool breeze.

Today's The Neighborhood release celebrates the arrival of Autumn,
the "Cozy Pumpkin Set" is a 3 piece set that'll let you get cozy with your significant other, or just curl up on your own.

It includes:

Cozy Pumpkin Table with 6 Woods & 7 Cloth options as well as a tintable white of each

Cozy Pumpkin Candle working on/off lighting and 8 textures for the decorative pumpkin base

Cozy Pumpkin Pouf with 10 solo poses & 7 textures for the top or bottom. Optional version (+1 LI) with 4 cuddle poses (PG appropriate) is also included!

This detailed and adorable festive set is available for just 200L$ until midnight SLT Saturday (tonight)!


Friday, September 19, 2014

FLF~ Kitty Wedgies!



This week for FLF we have "Kitty Wedgies" out!

These unrigged, copy & mod wedges with adorable kitty faces & prints come in 7 pattern options and fit the Slink Womens Medium/Mid Feet.

Price goes up at midnight, so head by~!


Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Euryale's Kiss Fountain


Out tonight for 25L$ Tuesdays, we are offering the unique Euryale's Kiss Wall Fountain.

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight!

Includes materials reflective, animated waters & the very low 2 land impact.

Of course, it is also copy & mod and always 100% original meshing.


Saturday, September 6, 2014

Elegance for We Love Roleplay


The Elegance Bedroom Set is the September offering for We Love Roleplay!

For this month only, you'll find it 25% off the regular listing price of 795L$, bringing it down to only 597L$ for:

Both PG & Adult Suitable Beds (6 LI)
(15 Cuddle/Hanging Out Poses & 15 Adult Anims for 2 Users, Total)
Nightstand (1 LI)
Oil Lamp (1 LI)
& Separate Bed Foot Stool with 8 Solo Animations (1 LI)

All the pieces come with a default 6 texture options for the wood (or metal, in the case of the lamp) and all cloth pieces are individually tintable.

Have no idea how to tint things? Never fear!


Remember, this special 25% off price is only for the month of September, and it will permanently go up to full price after!


Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Have a seat~ It's 25L$ Tuesdays!


This round we're offering you a budget friendly Simple Wooden Table & Chair Set!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT at our main store.

Each piece only 1 land impact, copy & mod and comes with 6 woods and tintable cushion (or banner on table)

Additionally, seats have a simple selection of 6 animations including eating, reading, writing, and casual sits.

I hope you enjoy and are able to stop by to pick it up for this great deal before it jumps up to the full price permanently!


Monday, August 25, 2014

Fallen for 25L$ Tuesday!


25L$ Tuesdays seems to be everyones favorite event, have you fallen for it too?

If so, please come visit any time before 11:59pm SLT this Tuesday evening to collect our Fallen Tree Bridge!

At only a very small fraction of it's permanent cost after Tuesday, this adorable bridge is only 25L$ (aka 10c USD) for that day~

It comes in at 6 land impact at the full size, but includes a smaller decor version which is suitable for a more petite space that is only 2 LI.

Each has all 4 seasons included via an easy to use click texture change menu and has functioning physics.




Saturday, August 23, 2014

Hangin Around The Neighborhood!


Canopy Daybed is our latest release for The Neighborhood!

You'll find it for only 200L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight, after which it goes up to 325L$!


3 land impact, copy & mod unique couch with 3 tintable faces  that have 5 base texture options each.

It has 6 sets of couple and 6 sets of sitting animations, all suitable for PG environments.



Friday, August 22, 2014

Heph's Kitchen for FLF!


For Fifty Linden Fridays this week, we have an adorable new kitchen accent set - Heph's Kitchen!

This 3 piece set comes to 4 LI either linked or unlinked, so you can use each of the shelves or the cabinet separately. The cabinet is texture change with the 5 tones shown above!

It will be 195L$ regularly, but is only 50L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight~

Copy & Mod, and as always, 100% original mesh


Thursday, August 21, 2014

Collabor88 ~ The Garden Pavilion Set



We finally made it into one of the biggest and most well known events in SL, Collabor88!

This high quality and exclusive event opened on the 8th, but has been consistently full since. As of writing this post, it's not full, but I cannot guarantee it will stay that way. It probably wont. 

Please be patient, we understand your frustration but there is nothing we can do.

The theme of their third birthday round was Odyssey, after the great journey they've been on these past years. We are so honored to be invited to this special occasion. 

We were inspired to make a beautiful Garden Pavilion like what you might see in the gardens of the Gods, complete with a beautifully detailed and lavishly textured chaise & accent lighting.

As pictured, it is 12 LI total. Copy & Mod.
Please read the advertisement and reference the texture swatch for more information.

We are offering it at a great discount price of 388L$ when you buy it at the event, almost half of what the price will be after the event ends.



Tuesday, August 19, 2014

25L$ Tuesdays... For men!


We made a lovely pair of these sandals some weeks ago for the ladies,
and now it is turn for our gentlemen... So without further ado:
The "Men's Shepherd Sandal"!

Only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight, at which it goes up to the full 75L$ per tone. Snag these while they're hot!

This version is fitted to & requires the male version of the Slink Flat Feet, and as usual are unrigged but we do not guarantee a fit with any other feet systems or the default SL feet.

A free no mod demo is provided, the actual product is mod however.

So swing by and grab these for yourself (if you're a guy), or if you're a lady... for your husbands, boyfriends, and male alts! Or any men in your life, really.



Tuesday, August 12, 2014

25L$ Tues - Draping Ivy!


Our Draping Ivy is the perfect accompaniment to the Creeping Wall Vines that were released a couple weeks ago, including the same great texture sets!

Each of these is only 1-2 Land Impact each - the larger clump & the potted wall hangar are 2, the rest are only 1 even when stretched fairly larger.

95L$ - Copy & Mod regularly

... But only 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight!


Saturday, August 9, 2014

We Love... Chickens!


This round of We Love Roleplay, we bring to you... Chickens!

Our Chicken Coop includes several different chicken models, including a worn variety, sitting options, and even ones which make noise to add great environmental realism. 

Also included is an animated feeding bag to wear, and a rake for tidying up their messes.

Each chicken is it's own link, so feel free to place them any which way you prefer!

Additionally, the Chicken Coop is texture change with 7 total options.

You can find it for 25% off at this months We Love Roleplay!


Saturday, August 2, 2014

Fit for a Princess: Medieval!


August's round of Fit for a Princess comes with the theme of Medieval, and of course being on our shoe kick, we made a pair of gorgeous and simple brocade slippers!

While these are made to fit Slink Flat feet right out of the box, they're easily adjustable to other feet due to their unrigged (modifiable) nature.

These come in 9 texture choices, including black, light blue, violet, green, and more.

They are available for purchase at the low everyday price of 75L$ per at Fit for a Princess.



Tuesday, July 29, 2014

25L$ Tuesdays~ Creeping Wall Vines!


This round of 25L$ Tuesdays, we're bringing you the Creeping Wall Vines!

With 4 vine arrangements and 8 leaf texture choices,
as well as coming in at only 1 LI each at the included size
these are a great deal!

Copy & Mod

Regularly 165L$, they'll be out for just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT tonight!