Great Easter Egg Hunt : Magic Lanterns!

Hiya alls~

We're taking part in this years Great Easter Egg Hunt, put on by CasperTech (the maker of our vending system!)

For it, we created a very special version of our Hatched Lanterns, which is meant to match with our other free/group gift rainbow goodies. 

The Magic Lanterns are an unscripted trio of lanterns, just 1 land impact & emitting subtle lighting. They poof out cute magic sparkles in the area~

Copy, mod, and totally free during this hunt. We may retire it to a group gift eventually later.

The hint for our sim is:

"Leave these for both the reindeers in Christmas and the easter bunny."

Teleport to the main store now to begin looking for the egg!

Grab the HUD to visit other participating vendors!

Classic Curule Chair for We ♥ RP

This month for We Love Roleplay, we have a classically designed Roman style Curule Chair.

This 2 land impact staple of any Gorean or roleplay home has been given a heavy hand in the animating department with 35 animations in the main chair, as well as 35 submissive secondary seating animations - letting you mix & match to your hearts desire.

Relax in the chair as your submissive clings to your leg, dances in front of you, or kneels at your side. Move seamlessly in to one of 17 lap cuddles and kisses, and when you're ready you can take them right then & there without changing to different furniture.

We've included over 40 sex animations, ranging from a variety of blowjob, oral, mutual masturbation, to your missionary, doggy, lap riding, and even more daring moves such as a vertical 69.

We chose from quality animators such as ::R:a:W:A:g:e:: and Abranimations amongst others to help bring you a wide variety and good quality.

Included as well is an array of leather & woods to choose from, including white & gray options which tint very well if your needs aren't met.

You'll find it for 25% off at We Love Roleplay this month, bringing the original prices down as follows:

195⟶ 147

395⟶ 297

You can also stop by the main store to see it there, but remember, the discount is ONLY at the event!

Buy Now: Cozy Leather Beanbag in ADULT!

Did you love our super popular Cozy Leather Beanbag we released for FLF some months ago, but were amongst the many asking for it with Adult poses?

We've revised the initial PG release to add:

+11 new fur textures, including fun Lisa Frank themed ones.

+12 new couples cuddles, including lapsits & more!

You can get those new additions for free from any redelivery terminal, or on all new purchases of the PG version.

All Adult versions will include everything the PG one has, plus:

+45 quality mocap adult animations, ranging from oral & foreplay, titfucking, anal, doggy, cowgirl, missionary, and more.

We only selected the most fluid sex animations for this piece.

You'll find it available as a Marketplace exclusive for the month of April as a part of the BUY NOW event!

Test it out inworld!

Hatched Lanterns for Fifty Linden Friday

Out now for Fifty Linden Fridays~

All new Hatched Lanterns! ♥

These low 1 land impact lanterns come both individually (with handle, without handle, and on a string) as well as in two different arrangements of groups of 3!

Fully materials enabled for extra pretty viewings on high settings, but beautiful rich baked hand painted textures that look wonderful on low settings as well.

They have 8 rich and shiny metal texture options ranging from platinum, to gold, and of course black~

Additionally, they have 8 bright and cheerful colors for the papers, including soft pink, buttery yellow, cool blue, red, teal, & more!

You're able to turn them on & off with real emitted lighting, as well as control them via an access menu that allows either group, everyone, or owner-only access.

Done setting them up just how you like? You can delete all the scripts to save on load.

Only 50L$ this weekend, and then full price after!

Teleport to the main store now.

Buy them for 50L$ FRIDAY ONLY on the Marketplace!

Cattail Tuesday~

The new 25L$ Tuesday item is out now~ 

All new hand textured Mixed Cattails with 3 mesh shapes, 6 texture options in a regionwide & access scripted menu. 

They're a hybrid of 2D Masked textures and 3D options to combine the best of both low land impact & looks without any alpha flicker~ 

Only 25L$ through this weeks 25L$ Tuesday, and full price forever after.

Stop by and grab a copy now!

Wayfarer's @ We Love Roleplay!

Out new & 25% off at We ♥ Roleplay this month!

Wayfarer's Well is a 10 land impact, approximately 8m x 7m sized rocky outcropping.

In the pool centered version, you'll get over 2 dozen couples cuddles, 60+ solo poses for 3 avatar spots, and 5 PG rated threesome cuddles.

In the adult version ONLY, there is additionally over 2 dozen adult animations (+ some have varying speed options!)

It includes a version without the inner well (flat topped) which is suitable just for some ancient ruins or a gathering space, or for you to place other items.

If you dislike the steam, you can remove the steam prim.

Proper working physics. Realistic normal/specular mapping for extra effects on high graphics settings.

Check it out this month at We Love Roleplay to get it for 25% off!

or 

View the demo model at our main store.

Cuddle Cookie Tuesday!

This week for 25L$ Tuesday, we have a cute plush ottoman in the shape of a macaron cookie!

They include 9 pastel color options, and a small handful of both solo hanging out poses for 2 & couples PG cuddles!

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~

Teleport to the main store now. ♥

Simple Cuddle Pillows for 25L$ Tuesday

Out now for 25L$ Tuesday~

A simple 2 land impact pair of pillows!

Includes 10 texture change options - change both pillows, or each individually for mix & match.

8 couples poses + 1 general sitting pair of poses.

Teleport to the main store now.

Thick Fur Rugs for 25L$ Tuesday!

Soft and plush~ We have these new all mesh thick fur rugs out for 25L$ Tuesday this week~

Included is 14 texture options, ranging from silly prints to a variety of solid options.

Additionally, you'll get two, 1 land impact mesh rug shapes which can be sized up to a huge 5m by 6.5m in size before they go up in land impact! Great for filling up space.

Materials enabled to add that bit of extra depth and shine on high settings. ♥

75% off and just 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday!

Teleport to the main store now.

Genre: Vikings!

Whoops! Bad me, I forgot to send a notice about this~

This past month at GENRE, we have the all-new Worn Down Cage!

25% off!

This rustic aged cage has a texture change menu for 3 wood options, and includes an open/close Kool Door Scripted door to tie in to your RP door servers.

If you're done changing textures & have no immediate need for the single sit pose in the item, you can also delete the texture script to get it down to a low 1 land impact!

A great low land impact accessory to your roleplay~

Check it out now @ Genre.

All-new Simple Ivy Grouncovers for 25L$ Tuesday!

This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have an all new set of simple Ivy covers for you!

Perfect to add that little overgrown aged look to ruins, gardens, patios, or any space~

Included is 7 shapes ranging from semicircles, corner specific, single strands, and a large patch to help fit it to your space. Each is just 1 land impact.

There is 11 texture change options from a snowy white, autumn oranges, a variety of greens, aged decaying looking & more~

The menu is set to be functional for regionwide, access menu, & easy to delete all scripts!

Check it out while it's 75% off.

Teleport to the mainstore now.

Twinkling Tuesday!

For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday we have some lovely ambient glowies~

Bright, shining, ever moving & changing glowies for your sim environment. Not only is the texture animated for a realistic twinkle, but they'll never look the same twice as the object is also slowly rotating.

Only 1 land impact for an 8m by 8m section.

Includes a night time only one, and one for on always!

From each, you have 9 colorways: 

Rosey (pinks) 

Firefly (yellow) 

Underwater (blues) 

Purples 

Flames (bright orange/yellow/red) 

Embers (muted orange/yellow/red) 

Brights (bright rainbow tones) 

White (tints) 

Pastels (pastel rainbow tones)

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday, and 95L$ after.

Teleport to the main store now.

A little cubey Tuesday

The brother companion to our Pouf released a few weeks back~

The Little Simple Cube has 6 Furs, 4 Leathers, & 6 Color/Pattern options via texture menu~

Includes a lovey heart detail pink perfect for Valentine's Day!

Each with hand stitched details!

Additionally it has 15 solo sitting poses. ♥

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday.

Teleport to the main store now.

SPECIAL VALENTINE'S GIFTING OPTION:

For today only, our vending system offers anonymous gifting for admiring from afar!

Check out the pic below for details. ♥

PS: Be sure to stop by our XOXO Display to get your chance at winning our Cozy Heart Pillows for free!

Cuddle Bug~ Love is in the air with XOXO!

Everyone loves the fun & cute XOXO Hunt each year, and it's back!

This year we have an adorable new 2 land impact Cozy Heart Pillows for you & one other to share.

This low land impact all original mesh has 7 texture options:

White, Pink, Lavender, Blue, Red, Magenta, and Black!

You can change each pillow individually, or all at once to mix & match suitably.

It seats 2 with 8 couples cuddle poses, as well as 9 individual solo poses for two (18 total.)

You can get it FOR FREE by visiting our inworld XOXO display and saying in chat 'xoxo'!

Our % win rate is 25%, so you have a 1/4 chance of winning.

Unlucky? Visit tomorrow! The timer resets every 24 hours so you can try each day until the 25th.

Impatient? You can also buy it or gift it for 50L$ at any time through the vendor.

I hope you'll enjoy it~

Please be sure to grab a HUD and check out all the other participating stores while you're there. ♥

Visit our inworld store.

Light up your life for 25L$ Tuesday~

This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have an all-new Simple Metal Brazier!

It comes with 9 metal options included, as well as tinting very well.

Only 1 land impact each, and scripted to have a realistic on/off lighting function with just the press of a button.

Perfect for your backyard garden, patio, or medieval castle, or Gorean outpost.

Only 25L$ for this Tuesday, and full price after.

Teleport to the main store now. ♥

Fifty Linden Friday~ Beanbag!

Fifty Linden Fridays is here, one of my favorite events~

For this round, I really went all out and made this plush looking leather beanbag with over two dozen texture change options, 8 pairs of single sits (seats 2, so 16 total), and 19 couples PG cuddles!

It's only 2 land impact, and low-lag scripted. ♥

You'll find it for the absolute bargain price of 50L$ for this Friday, and probably through Sunday since I like to be generous to my loyal customers. Full price after, though!

Out now, a bit early!

Teleport to the main store now.

A Bench for Tuesday!

We have another all-new item for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday!

The simple 2 Land Impact, Copy & Mod Forest Plank Bench has 4 couples cuddles, 4 singles poses for male & female (8 total, seats 2 at a time)

Additionally, it has 5 texture options, including a snowy option for year-round use ♥

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday!

Teleport to the main store now.

PS: Be sure to stop by and grab our new group gift grasses if you haven't~ 

Or check out our Marketplace promo and how you could get 25-50$L of FREE in store credit! 

*Store Credit / Marketplace Review Promo!*

It's that time again~ We're doing another free store credit giveaway for Marketplace reviews!

Review any item for 25L$ inworld store credit!

&

If the item has no reviews prior, get a bonus 25L$ credit!

We are not soliciting positive reviews, but hopefully honest ones which take understanding that some items on the Marketplace are quite aged, and are priced down accordingly due to the quality/lack thereof compared to current model products.

Thank you for your honesty!

PLEASE READ:

• One review per customer only will qualify for rewards.
• Only items 50L$ or over qualify.
• Store credit is awarded only. No gift cards. Credit is not transferrable.
• Store credit is typically automatically applied on your next inworld transaction.
• ONLY January 24th through February 5th!
• 
  

TO CLAIM:

1. Please send "Dysfunctionality Resident" an IM with a link to the product page of the item you reviewed on the account you did it.
2. Dysfunctionality Resident should respond within 24-48 hours confirming your store credit.
3. If you do not hear a response, please try again. It may have gone unseen or crashed.

TO CHECK:

 Click on any inworld vendor and select "Discounts" to see your loyalty discount & store credit balance.

These will be automatically applied on next purchase in the form of a refund to your L$ amount spent. Alternatively, you can click Buy->Reward Points on the vendor.

We thank you all for your participation and appreciation!

Please contact Dysfunctionality Resident with any questions.

Check out our Marketplace Store!

SPECIAL BONUS:

Some random lucky participants will get 100-500L$ bonuses at the end. ♥

New group gift!

I was experimenting with grasses, and while they didn't turn out as I'd hoped, they aren't half bad!

So, since I did at least make a variety of textures for them, but don't feel right selling my experiments since I have bigger & better plans for grass meshes in the future...

It's a free group gift!

I hope you'll like it. 10 texture choices, ranging from the whimsy rainbows to autumn burnt, bright springs, dark greens, and winter options.♥

Please be sure you're in the Dysfunctionality group!

Teleport to the main store to get yours now, in the freebie building.

Product Updates!

The following items received updates!

Now with mod perms!

Now with mod perms!

Now with mod perms & on/off lighting scripts!

Now with mod perms & on/off lighting scripts!

Now with mod perms & on/off lighting scripts!

Now with mod perms!

Now with regionwide texture change & access menu!

Little Simple 25L$ Tuesday deal~

This week for 25L$ Tuesday, I have an adorable Little Simple Pouf~

This 1 land impact, copy & mod, low lag, custom scripted, and low polygon / low land impact specialised pouf comes with 11 solid colors, 6 furs, and 2 leather options to mix and match between the base & the cording. Of course, the white textures are also very tintable for unique customisation!

Additionally, it includes 15 gender neutral solo sitting positions for both lounging on top and laying against the pouf for optimum comfort~

Just shy of 1m in size in roundness, it's the perfect customisable accent for any home, club, or gathering spot. ♥

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~

Teleport to the main store now.

25L$ Tuesday Fences!

This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have a brand new rustic fence set for you!

Included is 4 short pieces, a two-wide, and three-wide. Each is just 1 land impact~

There are 9 textures to choose from, and the script also includes access controls so others can change the textures, and a kill-all-scripts button.

Additionally, for the regular price of 95L$, we're releasing the matching Aged Wooden Paths!

Again with the same texture menu, set, and 1 land impact value ♥

You can find both at our main store~

Teleport to the main store now!

Stoneware Pitcher Set for 25L$ Tuesday!

Our first 25L$ Tuesday in a long while, but here goes~

An all-new simple 1 land impact Stoneware Pitcher Set!

This set changes between 5 content settings (seen on left):

Milk, Water, Tea, Mead, and Wine!

Depending on what one sets it to be visually, it will also dispense properly a cup of such beverage that you & your guests may wear to drink~!

The faces are all tintable to add some color, but otherwise come in a soft neutral light tone with subtle aging. Please remember that any cups dispensed will still be white.

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~ Catch it now before it goes back to full price!

Teleport to the main store now. ♥

A free little biscuit jar~

Not quite something I'd feel comfortable selling, a basic biscuit jar~ 

This cute little 1 land impact jar takes tints well and dispenses an a simple little nommable biscuit for you & your guests.

It's free for group members of our Dysfunctionality store group, now at our freebie building!

Be sure to wear your tag, and stop by~!

Teleport to the main store now.

End of Year Gift Card Sale!

Happy New Years & Merry Christmas everyone~

We've had a tumultuous year here at Dysfunctionality, but the 2017 year looks great!

We have new people coming in, and old people heading out, and hope to offer you some awesome new deals coming soon. 

Meanwhile, along with some store rearranging and retirement, I'm having a gift card sale.

25% off ALL Gift Cards, not just inworld, but Marketplace also!

Remember, they do only work on in-world vendors.

Stop by and grab some for last minute gifts, stocking stuffers, or future investments~

Teleport to the main store.

Visit the Marketplace store.

Beachy Tuesday!

For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday we have pastel and gradient madness in the form of a rug ♥

This 1 land impact, 9-texture change option rug comes with easy delete menu and normal mapping for extra realism.

Only 25L$ as a part of this weeks 25L$ Tuesday.

PS: We have a special rainbowified group gift one out in the Dysfunctionality group notices now!

Teleport to the main store.

Pulse Fundraiser!

Many of us have heard about the tragic attack on the gay bar, Pulse, in Orlando this year.

As the community often does, SLers have organized a new event to help raise funds for this tragic cause and those involved.

For it, we've rainbowified parts of our Nautical release recently, and set them for sale in these exclusive palettes for just 95L$, all of which is donated to the charity.

They also have auction boards for unique encounters and special custom gifts & more at the location, all for donation! Please check it out.

Teleport to the event now.

Tea Chair for Tuesday

We have a matching chair to our unique last weeks Tea Table, which has also been updated to fix the black flicker and add materials support.

The chair (like the table) is tint friendly! It also includes a few simple sits, including a basic eating, writing, and reading.

Only 25L$ as a part of this weeks 25L$ Tuesday~

Teleport to the main store now.

FLF!

For this weeks FLF we have some all original art by Spiderloot, the lovely man-partner of our designer Harriet!

Bring home the captivating tales of "The Trade" and "The Confused Man", original medieval-styled artworks in handsome texture-change wooden frames for just 1 Land Impact.

No need to bring a cat to trade to the devil, just 50L$ for this weekend as a part of Fifty Linden Fridays~

Teleport to the main store now.

PS: I forgot to post about it, but we have a 25L$ Tuesday item too!

We are planning to send a fix out for the flickering issue on the legs, so please keep posted.

A letter to you~

This weeks 25L$ Tuesday item is the Letter Piles ♥

Two piles, scattered or stacked, each just 1 land impact.

Teleport to the main store now to grab or gift.

Newport Hallway for Lazy Sunday!

As a compliment to the fun nautical theme we picked up on in the Newport Bathroom set, we've carried it through with this rope-handled Console table and wooden Octopus wall art!

Each is just 1 land impact and comes with multiple texture options as shown above, as well as a nice easy delete script button to keep things low lag!

Both include as well norm/spec textures to keep it extra nice looking on high graphics~

Only 75L$, over 50% off from the regular price of 185L$ through this weekend only.

Teleport to the main store now.

Review Rewards Weekend!

Marketplace Review Promo!

From the 11th of June to the 13th of June 2016, we are having a promo for the Marketplace!

If you review any previously unreviewed product on the Marketplace, you get a 25L$ Gift Card for all products up to 100L$, and anything over 100L$ will get you a 50L$ gift card!

This includes any freebies, and any products purchased in the past, but only reviews posted THIS WEEKEND count. The review does not necessarily have to be glowing, but it should be fair and accurate. While we obviously are hoping for positive reviews, any honest review is accepted. Issues such as delivery problems are ineligible. (PS: You can get them redelivered inworld!)

If you have issues with the product such as permissions being wrong, or anything otherwise, please give me a chance to fix it for you before leaving a negative review. I don't bite! And if I've missed your message addressing it prior, please do bring it up. I miss stuff all the time.

To receive your 25L$/50L$ Gift Card, please ensure you leave the fair review, and send a message to "Anke Hatchuk" inworld, or leave a comment on this post linking to the page of the review & the avatar name. 

We will also add a bonus to the above: If you review a product over 250L$ which has already been reviewed, we will still give out a 50L$ gift card. 

Thank you for participating! :)

View our MP store! Newest listed first.


Limited one per customer per event period.

Newport Bathroom @ TLC!

The Liaison Collaborative is back, this month with the fun Newport theme!

For this round we've led astray from the towel-draped expected layabouts for bikini clad women, and instead have brought a bathroom set! 

Everyone needs one of those, and at 1 LI per piece, how can you go wrong with this neutral set?

Tintable friendly, animations in the sink & toilet, and with the fun rope-encircled mirror, it's super versatile.

Only 245L$ for the full grouping at this months TLC.

Teleport there now to grab your copy!

25L$ Doorsday

For 25L$ Tuesdays this week we have the cute Barn Door Decor~

Just a 2 land impact, ~2.5m tall unscripted decorative door for cluttering your walls!

It's only 25L$ through midnight SLT.

Teleport to the main store now.

BUYNOW: Outdoors Brick Hearth!

A new event we're trying, and a Marketplace only exclusive for the first month~!

For it, we have a product we've slaved over this past week and hope you'll enjoy: The Outdoors Brick Hearth.

Included is two versions, the first is 1 land impact and has 4 textures + on/off feature.

However, due to SL limitations, this does not include inworld lighting. Simply, the prims light up and the fire turns on.

The second is 2 land impact, and on top of the 4 textures + on/off, this does include proper inworld lighting, particle embers, normal/specular maps, and a simple sit!

All of this for just 245L$.

We hope you'll enjoy it~

Visit the listing on the Marketplace now!

Or, stop by the main store and check out the inworld demo!

Visit the Buy Now SL webpage to view the other participants!

Tools for Tuesday!

25L$ Tuesday is back, and as a compliment to an upcoming release of our Outdoors Brick Hearth we have some Cooking Tools on a Rack!

Just 1 land impact simple decor~

Teleport to the main store to get your copy now.

FLF - Bulb Beams!

Our original Bulb Beam was ever popular when it was released many moons ago, and so we've expanded on it with 3 more shapes for you to add to your collection~

At just 1-2 LI each with proper material support and projected lighting, they're sure to brighten up any room.

Just 50L$, regularly to be priced at 185L$ so do hurry by this weekend to snag the great deal~

Teleport to the main store now.

Simply 25L$ Tuesday~ Crate with pots!

It's 25L$ Tuesday again!

This week we have the 1 land impact Simple Crate with Pots!

The Simple Crate comes in 6 wood tones, and either with pots inside (4 texture options as shown) or empty. You'll also have an easy-delete button on the menu for when you're done to save lag. ♥

Stop by to grab this at a nearly 75% off discount~

Teleport to the mainstore now.