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Monday, November 19, 2012

That time again!

It's that time again, 25L$ Tuesdays! We also have a ton of lovely new releases this week - just some small simple items I hope you'll love! Canning jars in sets of 4 layouts (round, square, line, and jagged) with 4 sets of fillings - grains, baking goods, jams, and herbs/seasonings!! Each also comes in the option for a more plain lid covering, or a plaid one to add for even more variety.

The "Plain" lid covered grain set is marked down 75% for one day only, bringing the normal 100L$ price to a mere 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesdays!

Without further ado, here are the pics! Don't forget they're available both inworld & on the Marketplace, links below!















Monday, November 12, 2012

25L$ Tuesdays 11/13/2012

Hi everyone!

This week again we have a new 25L$ Tuesdays item! It's pretty cute and would work with any style of house or theme! I hope you stop by to pick it up <3 p="p">

It's 1 prim only, and normally priced at 125L$, but you can find it for just 25L$ Tuesday!

100% mesh, unscripted, and totally copyable!

Monday, November 5, 2012

Crate Set A & B

Two little crate sets today -

Crate Set A & B each have 3 pieces: 
* 1 land impact 2 crate arrangement
* 1 land impact 3 crate arrangement
* 3 land impact weapons crate

The pieces included in each are different. Their normal price will be 100L$, but for today only you're able to purchase Crate Set B at 25L$ for 25L$ Tuesdays @ Dysfunctional Designs main store only.

These will be on the marketplace soon, and in all affiliate vendors already!




Saturday, November 3, 2012

Our other project~

I've had a few people notice lately...
Kalia, Code, & I are all a part of another project/brand, yes... That brand is Booshies.


Booshies is a RPG style Breedable that we're developing both for Second Life, as well as the ability to play it outside of SL.

Right now, you can see tons of great pictures of our current rendition of the HUD you use inworld on the Booshies Blog, as well as some Booshies on display in our temporary skybox as we rebuild Booshtopia.

Our hope is to release by the end of the year, and we're well into beta. I have a whole flock of Feliteras - mischevious little flying kitties! 



We try to offer a fair balance between our Dysfunctional Designs store, as well as Booshies - so no worries, we wont be going away any time soon.


If you're at all interested in them, I urge you to join the inworld group, as well as check out the constantly updated Booshies blog linked above.

- Anke

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Fall Fete~



As you all know, today was the last day of the 25L$ Tuesdays Fall Fete, which closed at 11:59 Halloween!

We had so many great items available there that I have had several customers ask:

Yes! We absolutely do have all of these items available inworld as well as the marketplace!

All of their prices for the 1 prim seasonal goodies are just 65L$-145L$ each, and quite honestly none of them are over a prim each and 100% mesh.

Many of these items are also very suitable for November and the great fall holiday celebrated then - please be on the lookout for a wide variety of new releases this coming winter as well. 

They are a mix of indoor and outdoor items, so you'll find some inside and some outside our store - a majority of them are right by the entrance.

If you're interested in viewing these items, please check below!



If you've forgotten or not seen our fabulous ultra low prim seasonal items, here is a quick sample!




The end is near

Here at Dysfunctional Designs... I'm sorry to announce... wont be releasing anything new for awhile after these releases.

Infact, it'll probably be close to December by time we'll be able to start releasing a lot of things. 

I know this may come as sad news, but take light in the reasoning:

We're building a new store.


The reason we are rebuilding is quite simple, we're just out of space. With Kalia joining our team recently, we've had a lot more releases than anticipated, and we have absolutely nowhere to put our planned Christmas or other releases.

HOWEVER!!! What I said above really isn't wholly true...

We will be releasing a few items here and there - all affiliate vendors + the one in the main store will be kept updated. The Marketplace will be kept updated. We will be doing 25L$ Tuesdays still.

We may have a small trickle of releases later this week - mainly pumpkins, some crates, and a few other small things, but you will not be receiving notices of new releases except on Monday or Tuesdays for awhile.


Do expect Christmas items, as well as a bunch of new releases... in a month or so from now. But if you don't hear anything much til then, this is why! 


Anyways~ Here is our current NEW releases. They are not on Marketplace yet, but will be by the weekend. Please visit our main store inworld or any vendor.





Monday, October 29, 2012

25L$ Tuesdays Fall Fete - ending soon!

Hello everyone!

Be sure to stop by our 25L$ Tuesdays Fall Fete stall before it ends this Wednesday, Halloween!

We've added one item which will only be available for 25L$ for tonight & TUESDAY only, it's a great bargain and insanely cute for just 1 prim!

Here it is, hopefully you'll beat the crowds & lag!

We'll also be posting our pics to the 25L$ Tuesday stream from now on also!



Saturday, October 27, 2012

A few more stuffs

Hi! 
I've put out a few more things, and all of it is out in the main store now except a handful of pumpkins! 

All will be on Marketplace by the end of the weekend, but most items are already there!

I'm seeing if there is any interest in a Lucky Chair for the main store, so please vote on the poll on the right hand side -> 
Even if you don't want them, or indifferent, it would really help me out to decide!

Our items now also for sale are the display tables we've been using to showcase items, as well as 3 new pie varieties - Pumpkin, Apple Tart, & Cherry Lattice!

You can check them out at the main store, ~or~ one of them is a hidden 25L$ Hunt item at the Fall Fete - hint: It's pretty close to our stall, but not in it, and not near anyone elses~









Tuesday, October 23, 2012

25L$ Tuesdays Fall Fete: Our stuff!

Hello everyone!

I know it's been a little rough for some people... Fairs can often be laggy, but we are striving to be as low lag as possible!

In solution to some of the lag caused by Fall Fete... we've also created a duplicate of the stall in our main store! Just go outside & take a right to check out many items at a meager 25L$-145L$... all in time for Halloween!

We've also provided them all on the Marketplace, BUT be aware please, that the items marked to 25L$ are inworld ONLY, they are not on sale on the Marketplace...


So we hope to see you soon <3 p="p">

Here is a preview pic of some things for sale @ 25L$




25L$ Tuesdays Fall Fete...

Fall Fete is here, and wow is it beautiful! Grace Loudon did astoundingly with the sim design.

Our stall is set up as the first on the right hand side, visible as you're heading down towards the booths - filled with pumpkins galore, as well as some pretty cute little afterthoughts.

I absolutely ~do~ plan on putting out a few more pieces as the week progresses, as well as having it all up both on the Marketplace & inworld in short order, so check back there if you don't see it at first.

**Note: 25L$ Discount will NOT be applied @ Main store or Marketplace shopping experiences, these items at these prices (just a meager 10c USD!) are only available @ Fall Fete.**

Here is a quick snapshot of our basic stall at this moment!

There is definitely something for everybody - candles everywhere, pumpkins, fruit bowls... 
& My favorite is the hanging candle jar lights! I am just in love with them.

To read more about 25L$ Tuesday & their event schedule: 25L$ Tuesday Website


 


Monday, October 22, 2012

New new~

More and more new stuff for this Fall Fete coming up!!




Today I am revealing just a bit more of the newness that is released tomorrow! Just a matter of hours now until all my releases are set free~

Some colours or options may be 25L$, some may be full price (50-150L$) so please check before buying, but it is mostly divided to the left is 25L$, and right is full price.

Please be aware there is some mass picture spam - so I am going to make a cut after the first. :D

You'll be able to visit the sim on TUESDAY the 23rd. If you're oh-so-anxious, you may pay full price for them at one of our main store vendors... but several of these are going for just 25L$, so I do recommend waiting!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

25L$ Tuesday's Fall Fete!



It's right around the corner! This upcoming Tuesday the 23rd of October is a very special version of 25L$ Tuesdays~

We'll be celebrating it by participating in the "Fall Fete"! 

Fall Fete is an annual festival held to celebrate the season, and this year there is so many wonderful creators participating & we are very fortunate to be a part of it!!

This festival will feature a wide variety of your favorite Medi-Fantasy, Gorean, & more merchants - and everyone is guaranteed to sell at least a thing or two for the meager price of 25L$ (about 10c USD!) 
This year's event takes place Tuesday, October 23 - Wednesday, October 31.

25L Tuesdays is a proud sponsor of KIVA. For more information please visit the 25LT KIVA sponsor page at http://www.kiva.org/lender/25LTuesdays.

Come join us this year for a Haunted Journey while we celebrate the 3rd anniversary of 25L Tuesdays!

We've got the 'discount' half of our stall just about done - and I do plan to change stuff out during the week - but everything seen in this picture can be had at 25L$ each!

We'll be having a second half full of other assorted very affordable seasonal goodies.





Here is the Fall Fete schedule of events, so please hop by and check it out during the week, but get in early as the sim is usually full!

The following is the calendar of events for the 25 L Tuesday Fall Fête.  Please contact bella Domela or Discovering Destiny (aka Lark) with questions.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2012 - Wednesday, October 31, 2012 - Ongoing Events
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* Special Auction to benefit Kiva:  Several of our merchants are joining together to offer a one-of-a-kind or custom made offering.  These will be auctioned off where the highest bidder at the end of the event wins.

* Radio Broadcasts: Several radio stations will be joining us to broadcast from the Fall Fête.

* Blogger Previews and Coverage: We have wonderful bloggers lined up to cover the event.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2012:
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* Shopping shopping shopping! 25LT Round (12:00 AM (Midnight) - 11:49 PM)
October 23, 2012 is kicking off the big week-long event celebrating the 3rd anniversary of 25L Tuesdays with a special sim-wide round!

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Wednesday, October 24, 2012:
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* Fashion Walk (11:00 AM - 2:00 PM SLT)
Join us as designers will have models located along the Fete path.
Weave in and out of the haunted region and discover the new looks each hour on display.

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Thursday, October 25, 2012:
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* Haunted Hunt  (Begins at 12:00 AM (Midnight) SLT)
This hunt will feature NEW releases for 25 L, will be sim wide and will last the remainder of the week. Stacked pumpkins will be hidden all over the sim, allowing visitors to come and explore Fall Fête while searching for treasures!

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Saturday, October 27, 2012:
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* Haunted Hunt Continues

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Sunday, October 28, 2012:
* Haunted Hunt Continues

* Fashion Walk (6:00PM - 9:00PM SLT)
Join us as designers will have models located along the Fete path.
Weave in and out of the haunted region and discover the new looks each hour on display.

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Monday, October 29, 2012:
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* Haunted Hunt Continues

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Tuesday, October 30, 2012:
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* Shopping shopping shopping! 25LT Round (12:00 AM (Midnight) - 11:49 PM)
Our final round of 25L Tuesdays closes the 2nd annual celebration.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2012:
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* Trick or Treat brought to you by all the 25 L Merchants.  Each merchant at the fair will have a cauldron with a treat for you.  Go ahead . . . . take the plunge.

* Enchanting Hunt (Ends at 12:00AM (Midnight) SLT )

* October 31 marks the final day of shopping at the 2012 Fall Fete.  Enjoy!


Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Super number guessing game!

Hi everyone - again!

So I am sitting here packaging... dozens and DOZENS of things for you all... 

So many things! Holy cow, seriously. 

I decided to bide the time til I am able to release aaaaaallllllll of these goodies....

I'm making a 'contest' if you will.

Just leave a comment on this post between the October 17th, 2012 (now) and October 20th, 2012 at midnight... with a number 1-100!

Closest to my favorite THREE numbers wins some gifties - I pick! 


But I promise they're cute and one of our new items!


So, it's potentially free stuff... Just leave a comment with your SL user name & your picked number...


To make it a little more enticing for those who actually check in - you can leave one comment with a new number per day...


Anke! <3 br="br">

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

30L$ Fling Fair & Fall Fete soon!

Hi everyone!!

I gave you that delicious sneak preview the other day...

And the first batch of things are out!

The 30L$ Saturday Fling Fair is already underway - we don't have much out yet, but plan to add at least another small selection of items as the week goes.

Don't forget they have a mandatory hunt - seek and discover our hidden hunt pumpkin & collect your copy of the "Spooky Scream" Jack-o-Lantern!

Here is pics of the 3 items we already have out, and don't forget the other 6 varieties will be out soon - possibly held off until the 25L$ Tuesday Fall Fete beginning this next Tuesday the 23rd!





I'll be keeping you up to date as we release more & more of these super low prim & 100% mesh goodies, so check back to the blog regularly!

Monday, October 15, 2012

Pie!

I do so love pies... and especially when they're only 1 prim and yet still fully 3D!


These pies are on sale today from their regular price of 150L$ for the pack or 65L$ each...


For 25L$ only! Only this Tuesday, the 16th!


Stop by and pick up one of these yummy pieces for yourself~










Sunday, October 14, 2012

Sneak peak!

Hi everyone!!

We've been really busy lately, and super short on releases... I'm so sorry to keep you waiting!

This month we have two fairs & hunts upcoming shortly so we are making just tons of simple creations for these.

Here is a few of our up & coming items!




Hope you like them!

Anke

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Group-Freebie Retirement!

As many of you know, we have over half a dozen group exclusive freebies - predominantly mesh and made only by us, as well as over a dozen general release public freebies. These range mostly in furniture or gardening/landscaping goods.

Unfortunately, we do not have the time to redo our store in the near future, so at this point we need to conserve space, and so we are retiring certain group exclusive freebies. They may return in the future as either group or general release, or not at all. I cannot make promises once things enter the abyss that is my inventory. Some will, when retired, never return.

I plan to retire 1-4 of them this coming Monday the 24th of September - if you have one of them you fancy, please pick it up!! The general release ones are planned to stay as they are for the forseeable future so do not fret on them - they are available in any vendor.

I will not, and cannot address the giving out of these freebies once they are retired. I know we all hate limited edition things, and so do I too - but I feel it is for the better good of my sanity, so that there is room to add new awesome freebies! In the forseeable future, I plan to add an all mesh simple dining set to this section, and possibly a limited time chair.

So please join the group, and teleport over today!




Monday, September 17, 2012

New! 25L$ Tues & Freebie

Hi all again! A quiet week from us, but I have three items for you today... and one is free!

Firstly is a release of an item I've kept in my pocket for emergencies - and tonight with such a terrible ISP was it! The [DDD] Barrel Planter - Summer Squash will regularly retail for 135L$ but is on sale for Tuesday at just 25L$!





Next up we have a semi-new release, a compiled 1 prim netted barrel with speared fish. It will retail for 100L$ normally, and is again just 25L$ Tuesday only!



Finally is a new freebie - you'll find this in the vendors and at our main store in both the freebies section as well as by the Wash Basin display! It is a basic 1 prim mesh bath towel on the ground, to keep your floors from soaking as you wash down in our lovely new basin!



I hope to see you soon <3 p="p">

Friday, September 14, 2012

Double Review Rewards Weekend!

~This weekend only~

...The 14th, 15th, & 16th of September...

Double rewards for reviews! Our normal offer of 25L$ Gift Card for the review of a previously unreviewed item has been DOUBLED for only this weekend! 

A 50L$ Gift Card will be rewarded for each review of a previously unreviewed product, minimum price of 50L$. One gift card reward per day... so you have the opportunity to get 3!

Check out our Marketplace store, where every item we make is listed at the same prices and convenience as inworld... You can even get redeliveries of Marketplace purchases automatically by touching our redelivery vendors!


Please make sure you're logged in/can view mature listings, otherwise the Gorean tag will make it so you are unable to see them.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

1 Prim Candelabras & 1 Prim Fireplace...

1 Prim Candelabras & 1 Prim Fireplace...

...100% Mesh, minimally scripted, very low lag, affordable, timeless....

Now on the Marketplace!

You're able to find these new releases now available on the Marketplace as well as inworld, and all updated affiliates!



Sunday, September 9, 2012

Some new releases, & 1 Prim Fireplaces

Hello all!

This week I am happy to announce the addition of several new products to our [DDD] Dark Wooden line - a versatile set of products which will fit modern homes to medieval homes without looking out of place. All of these products - except the two featured at FaMESHed exclusively until the 28th of September (Chaise Longue & Nightstand with Candles) - are already available inworld for ease of purchase! They should be on the Marketplace by Monday night.

As well, all of our FREE Affiliate vendors are upgraded to them if they completed the process to set up one of our new updated options which are modifiable! Remember, if you do not see these new products in the vendor, it must be upgraded - they will eventually go defunct & not operate as well as not get any new products to them.

Without further ado, here are our latest additions to this beautiful & timeless set...