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Monday, February 27, 2017

All-new Simple Ivy Grouncovers for 25L$ Tuesday!


This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have an all new set of simple Ivy covers for you!

Perfect to add that little overgrown aged look to ruins, gardens, patios, or any space~

Included is 7 shapes ranging from semicircles, corner specific, single strands, and a large patch to help fit it to your space. Each is just 1 land impact.

There is 11 texture change options from a snowy white, autumn oranges, a variety of greens, aged decaying looking & more~

The menu is set to be functional for regionwide, access menu, & easy to delete all scripts!

Check it out while it's 75% off.


Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Twinkling Tuesday!



For this weeks 25L$ Tuesday we have some lovely ambient glowies~

Bright, shining, ever moving & changing glowies for your sim environment. Not only is the texture animated for a realistic twinkle, but they'll never look the same twice as the object is also slowly rotating.

Only 1 land impact for an 8m by 8m section.

Includes a night time only one, and one for on always!

From each, you have 9 colorways: 
Rosey (pinks) 
Firefly (yellow) 
Underwater (blues) 
Purples 
Flames (bright orange/yellow/red) 
Embers (muted orange/yellow/red) 
Brights (bright rainbow tones) 
White (tints) 
Pastels (pastel rainbow tones)

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday, and 95L$ after.









Tuesday, February 14, 2017

A little cubey Tuesday


The brother companion to our Pouf released a few weeks back~

The Little Simple Cube has 6 Furs, 4 Leathers, & 6 Color/Pattern options via texture menu~

Includes a lovey heart detail pink perfect for Valentine's Day!

Each with hand stitched details!

Additionally it has 15 solo sitting poses. ♥

Only 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesday.


SPECIAL VALENTINE'S GIFTING OPTION:

For today only, our vending system offers anonymous gifting for admiring from afar!

Check out the pic below for details. ♥







Saturday, February 11, 2017

Cuddle Bug~ Love is in the air with XOXO!


Everyone loves the fun & cute XOXO Hunt each year, and it's back!

This year we have an adorable new 2 land impact Cozy Heart Pillows for you & one other to share.

This low land impact all original mesh has 7 texture options:
White, Pink, Lavender, Blue, Red, Magenta, and Black!

You can change each pillow individually, or all at once to mix & match suitably.

It seats 2 with 8 couples cuddle poses, as well as 9 individual solo poses for two (18 total.)

You can get it FOR FREE by visiting our inworld XOXO display and saying in chat 'xoxo'!

Our % win rate is 25%, so you have a 1/4 chance of winning.

Unlucky? Visit tomorrow! The timer resets every 24 hours so you can try each day until the 25th.

Impatient? You can also buy it or gift it for 50L$ at any time through the vendor.

I hope you'll enjoy it~

Please be sure to grab a HUD and check out all the other participating stores while you're there. ♥



Monday, February 6, 2017

Light up your life for 25L$ Tuesday~


This week for 25L$ Tuesday we have an all-new Simple Metal Brazier!

It comes with 9 metal options included, as well as tinting very well.

Only 1 land impact each, and scripted to have a realistic on/off lighting function with just the press of a button.

Perfect for your backyard garden, patio, or medieval castle, or Gorean outpost.

Only 25L$ for this Tuesday, and full price after.




Thursday, February 2, 2017

Fifty Linden Friday~ Beanbag!



Fifty Linden Fridays is here, one of my favorite events~

For this round, I really went all out and made this plush looking leather beanbag with over two dozen texture change options, 8 pairs of single sits (seats 2, so 16 total), and 19 couples PG cuddles!

It's only 2 land impact, and low-lag scripted. ♥

You'll find it for the absolute bargain price of 50L$ for this Friday, and probably through Sunday since I like to be generous to my loyal customers. Full price after, though!

Out now, a bit early!