Floating Flower Candles

All new Flower Candles! ♥

A set of beautiful flower floating candles! They spin slowly on your waters surface, Prim or Linden water will work.

This product has 3 versions: 

Floating Trio (3 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact for all 3, change textures individually) 

Floating Single (1 spinning in a circle, 1 land impact, texture change) 

Floating Single Roaming (Spins in Circle, 1 land impact, texture change, & has configurable radius menu to roam randomly)

Emit soft subtle light. Extra pretty viewings on high settings, but beautiful rich baked hand painted textures that look wonderful on low settings as well. Soft textured petals~ All custom done, original mesh & texturing!

They have 9 soft and shiny petal texture options ranging from red, blue, black, white, pinks, purple, yellow, and more~

Extremely low land impact, with fully optimised LOD levels to look great from up close or far away.

♥

Stop by to buy at the main store

or

Grab or gift at the SL Marketplace!

Love Clouds & Lucky Chairs~

We've released our all-new Love Clouds today as a special exclusive item for our new Lucky Chair!

You'll find the new Lucky Chair with small & cozy seating area at our main store near our landing spot.

Due to the current store renovations, expect the Lucky Chair to be somewhat migratory in location, but it will remain largely the same.

Eventually we hope to add more products to it if this one does well~

Our Chair is currently restricted to [Dysfunctionality] group members, and on only a 5 minute timer for the first week.

There are no current plans to sell the Love Clouds standalone, but this may change in the future.

For now this is the only way you can get them.

Teleport to the Lucky Chair now!

XOXO is back!

One of our favorite yearly events is back - XOXO!

For this fun, easy, and free to play game you just have to visit the main store, locate the XOXO booth, and type 'xoxo' in local chat to it. ♥

You'll have a 20% chance per day, for the next 9 days, to win it entirely for free~

If you're super unlucky or impatient, and wish to buy it for yourself or someone else, then the cost is reduced for the event - just 50L$!

Includes 24 quality solo seat choices with 10 textures as shown.

Teleport to the main store now!

A little love!

Out now for 25L$ through Valentine's Day, our Love-Love Twinkles are an adorable new twinkle pack featuring 10 versatile mesh shapes & 5 texture choices including tintable white~

♥

Stop by to buy at the main store

or

Grab or gift at the SL Marketplace!

Bubbling up a brothy brew~

We're back for We ♥ Roleplay this month, bringing you an all-new stylized cauldron for your home & sim~

Perfect for Harry Potter fanatics, Goreans, Medieval-fantasy roleplayers, and so many more - even just hardcore campers!

Only 1 land impact, with 4 beautiful texture choices + On/Off lighting with baked & enhanced materials, optimised LODs, as well as a single non adjustable stirring animation with spoon.

The soup is easily replaced by your favorite other opaque texture.

It is 25% off this month, bring it down to only 147L$ at the event location only.

Teleport to these coords at We Love Roleplay now!

Timeless~

Fifty Linden Friday is back, and with it we have the paired table set to the exceptionally popular Lawson Couch & Chair set - the Timeless Tables.

These beautiful golden embellished wooden tables come with a variety of textures to take you through the ages, from soft & cute pastels, to rich and dark choices.

Each is just 1 land impact, LOD optimised, materials enhanced, physics enabled & sure to be an excellent choice on roleplay, modern, or fantasy sims. 

They're currently over 60% off, just 50L$ through the weekend.

♥

Stop by to buy at the main store

or

Grab or gift at the SL Marketplace!

Ethereal Clouds, for Blush~!

Blush opens at midnight SLT tonight for it's second round~ We're releasing some lovely all-new twinkling mesh clouds there for you!

These gorgeous mesh clouds, trails, and sparkle clouds are sure to add infinitely versatile magic to any of your photos, sim builds, dreamy waterways, illuminated paths, and so much more.

They'll twinkle in the most enchanting of ways, perfect with just minor adjustments to tint, glow, and transparency to fit everywhere!

Included in this pack is a variety of themed cloud and sparkle or sparkle only combinations, each are 1 land impact at default sizing. 

Anything which is White Sparkles or White/Tint will have 3 faces you may individually select to tint.

You'll receive 5 Cloud & Cloud Trails in coordinating colors:

Lovely: Soft pink and white hues, perfect for the cute look~

Icey: Blues and grays, great tinted for underwater!

Heavenly: Soft golds and whites, a truly dazzling appearance.

Mysterious: Violet and cooler hues for a mystical feeling.

White/Tintable: Each includes 3 faces for you to customise, or use as white only! You can get some amazing looks.

Sparkles are ONLY sparkles and no clouds. There is 3 versions, one which is tintable.

I *highly recommend* adjusting the glow, transparency, and tint of your items to customise them to the environment or backdrop you intend to use them in. It is *very likely* the default ones may not be perfect for you. Please use "Select Face" and edit them in the Texture tab of the edit menu.

Twinkle Heart is just a flat heart and has only 1 face, unlike the rest of the set. It's pinkish and matches with Lovely items.

Please use caution with resizing, the sparkles won't look right at huge scales.

Exclusively available at BLUSH.

FREE UPDATE: Ivy Groundcover

If you own our "Ivy Groundcover" product released early last year, you will be receiving an update shortly to address some longstanding issues with the product.

This fix removes the fuzzy white halo persistent on the outer edge, as well as some performance fixes for the textures, and a naming issue (missing a 'd') in the final ivies.

In short, these will look significantly better from all distances, as well as loading quicker.

If you do not receive your update within 12 hours, please visit the main store for a free redelivery via terminal.

Agonizing Tuesdays...

Some of you might remember our Halloween hunt gift, the Aging version of this!

We've decided to re-release it in to a main release so that it is available again, and now with 4 texture choices total. ♥

You'll find it for only 25L$ this week at the main store and SL Marketplace.

Lawson Living Set

A beautiful and versatile low land impact couch & chair set - featuring a large handpicked array of solo seats & cuddles, as well as adult sets.

The [DDD] Lawson Chair & Couch Living Set includes:

• 2 Land Impact per Chair

• 4 Land Impact per Couch

• Copy & Mod 

• All Original Mesh & Textures

• LOD, Physics, & Materials Optimised 

• Custom Low Lag Scripts

• 11 Texture Choices + Blankets Menu

• AO Maps for Customisation

• No Low Quality Animations

All animations are selectively picked to fit perfectly with this piece, no pre-built engines or the standard low quality stuff you've seen everywhere. 

Seats 2, solo poses can be mixed & matched with both sitters, and the cuddles & adult poses are synchronized. Security & Av Control Menu included.

Chair Animations: 

• 30 + 5 Solo Seats

• 10 Couples Cuddle Pairs

• 22 Couples Adult Fuck Pairs including: oral & foreplay, titfucking, anal, doggy, cowgirl, missionary, and more.

Couch Animations:

• 26 + 20 Solo Seats

• 26 Couples Cuddle Pairs

• 28 Couples Adult Fuck Pairs including: oral & foreplay, titfucking, anal, doggy, cowgirl, missionary, and more.

Our cuddles are perfect for close and romantic time before, or TLC/aftercare, including several BENTO enabled cuddles. ♥

Our Adult animations are hand-picked, top quality motion capture for realism, and smooth & fluid from places such as ::R:a:W:A:g:e::. You'll find a nice array of both romantic and loving, or hard & rough!

Texture Sets:

• Black - beautiful black, white, & gold tones with fun prints.

• Grandma - warm & homey with soft florals and gingham.

• White - fully white, and each face is tintable for infinite colors!

• Summer - fun blues with accents of lemony yellow~

• Mystery - gorgeous grays, black, and gold with strong angles.

• Femme - warm browns, pink, and gold for a cozy and chic feel.

• Peaches - girly peach & cream tones with a hint of velvet and metallics.

• BluLove - airy and cute, a blue and lilac set with hearts.

• Botanical - bold & bright green and white with fun plant prints.

• Gradient - colourful and cute blue, peach, and purple set.

• Mer - pastel mermaid paradise with soft pinks and glitter.

+ Interchangeable blankets!

++ AO/White Maps for infinite tinting or customisation in an external editing program.

Couch is approx 3m wide, 1.35m deep, and 1.2m tall. Chair is approx 1.5m wide, 1.25m deep, and  1.2m tall.

The PG version is identical, but without the adult animations. ♥

PG is 295L$ & Adult is 445L$

Exclusively at Sanarae, teleport there now!

Plans, the Future, and Now

We have some big changes in store for Dysfunctionality these upcoming days, weeks, and months~

For several years we've slowly refined the store selection, adjusted prices where we felt needed, and tried to maintain a manageable layout on our small homestead main store. We are always trying to make the shopping experience easier - with our fallback of the SL Marketplace.

This year our plan is to roll out all new low land impact vendors (pictured), new packing, display booth design, advert overhaul for old products, and mass retirement for old products... Of course, we're also planning to release lots of new things for sale, too.

Our events that we participate in are likely to change up, but we feel that the overall quantity and quality we provide will only improve.

We do hope to have out more large furniture pieces this year, as well as the Adult variants of several items which have yet to receive, and expanded & better furniture textures.

These projects will take us several months to complete in total, so do mind the dust!

On to the now~

Our new vendors at the main store location come with a perk, each is configured to have two buttons - one for regular buyers, and one for group members of [Dysfunctionality]!

One is slightly lower than the other, approximately 5% off -

All group members will be getting a baseline 5% off their purchases at these vendors only, going forward. Please wear your group tag, as no adjustments will be given for forgetfulness.

This rollout will be slow and ongoing, but we already have a few of the top selling items set up in these, and hope to have more in the future. I cannot give an ETA on this project.

What's next? We hope to have some awesome new group gifts, too, but expect to see both a Free Join Day for the group, and potentially a raise to the entry fee from current 95L$.

I hope to have an awesome new 2018 with you all. ♥

Anke

(and co! we have some AMAZING guest designers this year!!)

Shimmery Tuesday~

This week for 25L$ Tuesday, we're revisiting a classic - a trio of candles!

These lovely little trios come on either black or white disks with metallic accents and include 9 texture choices of either darks or pastels as shown~

These materials enhanced candles flicker subtly in the room, and feature soft and delicate lights that dance above the flames.

Sure to be an exceptionally versatile accent to any room in any era, roleplay, club, or modern home!

Only 25L$ through this weekend.

Snag this deal at our main store...

or

On the SL Marketplace!

A Pompom Party!

New! All original, this week for 25L$ Tuesday.

A silly pack of realistically fuzzy pompoms on strings or in shapes~ You'll get 9 unique, all-original meshes with 3 faces each, and 11 textures to choose from - white being very tintable!

All are between 1.2-3.4m in length for 1 LI, resizing and linking may affect this - please use caution!

If you care less for alpha flicker concerns, it does look softer set to ALPHA BLEND. ♥ Use the "Fuzziness" menu to change between them!

Both Bunny versions come with on/off lighting incase you do not want the light bulbs or inworld lighting.

Teleport to the main store.

or

Grab it on the SL Marketplace.

Soft Dreams at Etoile ♥

The first round of Etoile opened today, a wonderful dreamy themed event. ♥

We're releasing our Soft Dreams Pillow Pile - an animation packed PG spot for two~

It includes special soft fuzzy looking pillows, hand painted textures, and a large mix & match menu for endless texture combinations, plus tinting.

Only 245L$ and available exclusively at Etoile.

Teleport to Etoile now!

50L$ Furry Rug Promo!

Our latest rug pack~ The furry rug! Using soft fuzzy custom made textures & meshing techniques, you get a beautiful soft & warm realistic look for a low land impact.

Perfect for cozy dens, rustic inns, medieval homes, and modern getaways. 3m for the High LOD and 4m for the Low LOD at 1 land impact.

11 texture choices, materials enhanced, and so versatile!

Only 50L$ through the weekend~

Teleport to the main store now.

or

Grab them on the SL Marketplace.

Tiny Tub Tuesday

This adorable little tub for two is our latest 25L$ deal this week~

It includes a small array of unisex suited animations for the solo user, as well as a few couples interactions - including gentle washings, a cuddle, and 5 adult animation pairs in the Adult version.

Each has 5 texture choices, ranging from darker hues to more natural light tones, and has subtle steam particles & animated water.

This limited time price won't last long, though! So grab it for yourself, or gift it to another~

Teleport to the main store.

or

Grab it on the SL Marketplace.

Wispy Wonderland ♥

Happy New Years everyone!

We are so excited to ring in another year with our amazing and eternally supportive customers. It's been an absolute blessing to have known many of you for 10 years now!

We're parting with 2017 by participating for the first time in a fantastic event, Sanarae~

Our release is 25% off during the round, making it a mere 109L$ for these lovely roaming & animated Wisp Spirits.

Each is 1 land impact, and resize-friendly with low lag scripting to wander and float about your scene. Includes 4 colour choices by default, with a white variant featuring 2 uniquely tintable faces for infinite customisation.

We hope you'll love them!

Teleport to SANARAE now.

Holiday Hunt & Discount!

Out now for FREE for the BEPSL Holiday Hunt!

Lovely low land impact, red/yellow/green Christmas themed twinklies~

Use our hint:  “Is it a little two warm in here?”

& search for a small red & green parcel within 50m of our landing spot.

Out now 50% off - so only 48L$ - through Christmas day.

Simple 20x20 tileable patches of materials enabled bumpy snow with pre-applied sparkles. 

These will match existing snow piles, falling snow, backdrop, and icy pond.

There is two versions, both are only 1 LI at the included size, but the low poly version is much flatter if viewed from the side, however it will get to max SL size (64x64) for still only 1 LI. 

The caveat is only that the sparkles will become strangely large at that scale, so do mind. With materials, they look identical from most views. 

Also, while both are walkable with minor hover, if you actually set the detailed version to prim physics (which do work), it'll rocket to 19 LI each and the end. So probably don't do that.

Both available exclusively at the main store!

Teleport there now. ♥

It's here! Christmas~

The newest of our low land impact Christmas trees is here!

And it's 50% off through Christmas!!!

With full and fluffy foliage, no alpha flickering issues, detailed baked glass ornaments, candycanes, bows, and gorgeous little twinkling animated lights covering the whole thing, this is a non -enominational Christmas / Holiday Tree is sure to be a hit. ♥

Includes version without decor so you may add your own!

It includes: 

❄️ 17 vibrant & pastel bow textures: Royal Purple, Peridot Green, Black Silk, Pink Silk, Navy Silk, Silver Silk, Black Burlap, Red Silk, White Silk, Lavender Silk, Sky Blue Silk, Minty Silk, Pastel Pink Silk, Butter Yellow Silk, Teal Silk, Beige Burlap, Cream Silk 

❄️ 6 branch foliage options: Snow Dusting, Frosted Over, Heavy Snow, Lavender, Spring, Green, Pastel Pink, Pastel Blue, Black, White, Pastel Mint 

❄️ 11 base choices: Evergreen, Heavens, Lavender, Creme, Blush, Mint, Coal, Ruby, River, Snowy, Ocean 

❄️ 10 ornament texture choices: Warm Pinks, Black, Black & White, White, Pastel Rainbow, Bright Rainbow, Valentine Pinks, Holiday Red & Green, Cool Blues, Teal & Pink 

❄️ 8 twinkling light color choices: Cozy Red/Yellow/White, Multitone Rainbow, Multitone Pastel, Happy Pink/Green/Blue, Minty White/Teal/Blue, Sunset Pink/Yellow/White, Christmas Red/Green/Yellow, & Tintable WHITE.

Bare - 1 land impact at 3m tall (passable LODs) 

Large - 2 land impact at 4m tall (not so hot LODs) 

Standard - 3 land impact at 2.5m tall (passable LODs)

Available both inworld

&

On the SL Marketplace

for this bargain price through holiday season. ♥

Deery Weekend~

This week for Fifty Linden Friday, we have the Polygonal Deer Head!

This low poly design with cool wireframe effect is available with a 19 texture choice change menu, featuring fun metals and solid choices.

Finely tuned for multiple LODs with minimal distortion and materials enhanced, the baked textures will look great on any setting. ♥

Only 50L$ through this weekend!

Available inworld

&

On the SL Marketplace