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Saturday, June 30, 2012

New Pots & a Freebie!

Here is my first 100% all made by me (Anke) release (vs most made mostly by code, my codesigner) - it is a set of pots! Yes, about as basic as it gets.

I have also a version which is free, available on the marketplace, & inworld @ Neyo.

So! Here is all the images, the sets are 110L$ for a colour pack, copyable and only 1 prim, they are no mod but come in 3 pre set sizes. The freebie is 1 size only, no mod for freebies.





Friday, June 22, 2012

More Ferns!

Did you like our group exclusive free ferns? 

Well, we have just released the full pack! This one includes the same 3 colours & 4 arrangements from a big single one, 3 in a rough line, 3 in a cluster, and small 6 in a clump! In the future if people might want, we can do different arrangements too!

This full pack is 240L$ and all of them are only 1 prim each still - so please stop by the store and check them out. One of each size and a sample of each colour is out!
You can also get these on the Marketplace too!


2 free things!

Who does not love free things?

Well, I have two! For our special awesome group members =)

One is a freebie released to be picked up exclusively inworld at our store - the Rum special edition cask rack!



You wont find this one in the notices, but right at the entrance to our main store on Neyo. 

The other? You'll find it in group notices celebrating our 800 group member benchmark! Actually, we're at 836 inworld, and I am thrilled to pieces for it. You can grab it both in notices or also at the main store in Neyo on the wall outside.

This adorable clump of ferns comes in 3 tones from a vibrant green to a darker one more fitting many sims nowadays. They are only 1 prim each for a clump of 4.

You'll also be able to pick up either of these after they disappear at the main store by visiting our freebie center @ Neyo.

 Well, hopefully if you haven't you might find it worth to take a visit to our store and join our group! I love freebies and cheapies, and aim to be affordable to everyone! I'd rather sell to 100 people for less then 10 for more while still maintaining a quality average!

Best wishes, and wish me best on this my 21st birthday week &; wedding day the 25th of June!

Anke



Wednesday, June 20, 2012

25L$ Slave Outfit/Avatar

An excerpt from the notecard sold with her:

Hello!

Thank you for picking up my Slave Girl in Green outfit & avatar set!

This outfit, while not completely free - is meant to be for new or starting avatars who might be interested in Gorean or Medieval/Medieval-Fantasy roleplay sims!

It is a generic fern-green tied sarong & top. The bottom does NOT fully cover the genitals, and a pair of tintable panties are included to assist in this if you are prudeish. Since this was intended as a slave girl of Gor outfit originally, panties would be unnecessary as slaves never wore them (it was infact, forbidden.)

The default avatar included will fit a medium top, and a medium or small bottom. If you choose to use your own shape, you may need to adjust it accordingly.

Because the dress is mesh, it comes in 3 sizes should you choose to use your own shape, by default please wear the SMALL (S) dress with this avatar. If your body pokes out, please try another size or adjust your shape. If the ties, which are non rigged (do not conform with your body) are not  in quite the right spot, edit them and adjust them (while on your body) until it suits.

It includes a hair, two skins, and a shape for those who are without, as well as 4 options of eyes, a bald base (to hide default hair) a default radar for those who are nosey, as well as a free AO with a selection of stands. It also includes an Animator HUD which you can add your own animations to - useful for dances or case specific anims.

None of this is meant to be permanent or a staple, this is a starter set for those without. I do not claim to have made or originally designed any piece, merely modified (where applicable) and compiled them into a set. As far as I know, everything in the set is legal to be resold in this condition. Please let me know if not.
 If you find it to be worth more value to you, I urge you to visit us and 'donate' by purchasing our wares (they start at under 100L$ for quality mesh items) @ https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/104880


Again, I appreciate you picking this up. If you would be interested in having a sign, box, crate, barrel - etc at your sim for this to be distributed, please let me know. I still will require the minimum cost so to not violate any user licensing agreements, but I think it is fair and hope you will too.

Anke Hatchuk
Dysfunctional Designs, 6/21/2012


Hope you like her! She is available inworld & will be available shortly on the MP and in vendors.

Monday, June 18, 2012

More newness


Crate 25L$ for Tuesday & Multi Cask Rack 235L$.

Mossy Barrels

I had a few requests by those who purchased our apple barrels to do an 'outside' type version similar to the mossy gray wood of the apple/citrus barrels.

So I did! They come in the same exact v1 and v2 packs as the other barrels (normal nice brown wood) but with a washed out and slightly mossy look that would be great outdoors or on docks. They are similarly low prim - 1 or 2 prims (only 2 prim for the bigger) each and come with a single and 10 barrel (6p, not really economical) that are not pictured.

230L$ and already available on the marketplace, & inworld @ Neyo.


 Also news is that the "Red Mushroom Garden" is now available for sale as the 7 Deadly Sins hunt is over! It is 145L$ and copyable as well in 3 sizes just like our other mushroom garden. 1 or 2 prims each.


Please also if you're inclined, do vote on the right hand side as I really appreciate the feedback and few seconds of your time!!

Anke & Code
Main Store @ Neyo
All our stuff can be bought at the Marketplace.
All new releases & freebies in group, also viewable at our blog.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Feedback!

Hey!

We're always looking to hear feedback from our awesome customers and future customers (lurkers!!)

I stuck some polls up on the right hand side and would super greatly appreciate if you would answer them. I'm open to any feedback, complains, or questions you might have - so feel free to comment too!

I'll even send you a free something if you provide feedback on Marketplace purchases in the form of a review, you just need to send me a message after the purchase and a link to the review. Positive or negative, but please try to keep it fair! (ie delivery issues are not in my control.)

Hoping to hear from you all!

Anke

http://dysfunctionaldolly.blogspot.com/

Monday, June 4, 2012

New Stuff, 25L$ Tues, & More



Hi all!

Gosh, I can't believe it is June already, we only barely re-picked the store up but a about 4 months back and yet time has gone by so quickly.

Well, we have a few new releases today, as well as a new group freebie (!!!) & one will be on sale this week (Tuesday) for 25L$ (limited time, only til Tues night!!)

So here are the pics & info for them!


 
 
- 1 prim, shadowed, 100L$
 -  25L$ for only Tuesday, 1 prim 100L$ otherwise
 
                                     - 1 prim also, 100L$ OR group freebie (limited time)



Don't forget we recently also released a new starter avatar for women: Full Free Woman Starter Kit for 25L$ (and giftable from the Marketplace!) it has everything a straight out of the box noob needs from starter skins (not the worlds best, but they has a hooha!) & eyes, a basic hair and a mesh dress outfit with matching shoes!
As well as: Mesh Barrels Packs & Fruit Barrels Packs & Giant Casks
Hope to see you soon!

Anke & Code
Main Store @ Neyo
All our stuff can be bought at:
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/104880
All new releases & freebies in group, also viewable at:
http://dysfunctionaldolly.blogspot.com/

Sunday, June 3, 2012

New Mesh Barrels

In following with our giant casks and current line of barrel-y things, we have finished 2 sets of mesh barrels.

Each group is 1 or 2 prims each and 100% mesh. They are especially awesome because they do not have the 'pinching' ends that sculpty barrels have. For a set of 6 groupings it is 230L$ + each set has a bonus single and 10-barrel setup. They are copyable and would be excellent for any sim and storage area as they are 'cheap' prim cost decoration.

As usual they are available on the marketplace, & inworld @ Neyo.





Saturday, June 2, 2012

Medieval Fantasy Hunt

Hi all!

As some may already know, I am partaking in the Medieval Fantasy Hunt, we're store #26 and our hint is:
Hidden within the great outdoors, look amongst the greenery for a cask that is too big to be hidden within a dagger& stone.


We have an awesome unique version of our Cask for this hunt, I am not sure if it will be sold separately initially but for now the only way to get the Rum version of the Giant cask is by joining in on this hunt! It runs for the month of June only.

Here is a picture of the item in our recently renovated store. It is muchly similar, except we have now added more room for expansion.

Hope to see you soon at our mainstore!

Friday, June 1, 2012

Full Avatars pt. 2

Many older fans might remember that we used to have free avatars for men, women, and slaves alike. Even some panther gear in there. We aim to do that again.

Unfortunately, due to some licensing with the products we will have to charge a minimum fee but I hope everyone will excuse it. If you are truly poor enough to not be able to afford it, send me a message. It is only 25L$, and there is everything from default eyes/skins/hair to a mesh dress in our first one. She is available on the marketplace, & inworld @ Neyo.

Without further ado, the Free Woman Starter Avatar:


The following is what is pasted in the notecard that comes with her.

Hello!

Thank you for picking up my Free Woman in Red outfit!

This outfit, while not completely free - is meant to be for new or starting avatars who might be interested in Gorean or Medieval/Medieval-Fantasy roleplay sims!

It is a generic red gown covered with a brown leather vest, tied with rope at the waist. It has matching slippers and a 'veil' (mask almost) which are all red to match. It includes an underwear and stocking set as well.
Because the dress is mesh, it comes in 3 sizes should you choose to use your own shape, by default please wear the SMALL (S) dress with this avatar. If your body pokes out, please wear the Full Alpha.

It includes a hair, two skins, and a shape for those who are without, as well as 4 options of eyes, a bald base (to hide default hair) a default radar for those who are nosey, as well as a free AO with a selection of stands.

None of this is meant to be permanent or a staple, this is a starter set for those without. I do not claim to have made or originally designed any piece, merely modified (where applicable) and compiled them into a set. As far as I know, everything in the set is legal to be resold in this condition. Please let me know if not.
 If you find it to be worth more value to you, I urge you to visit us and 'donate' by purchasing our wares (they start at under 100L$ for quality mesh items) @ https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/104880


Again, I appreciate you picking this up. If you would be interested in having a sign, box, crate, barrel - etc at your sim for this to be distributed, please let me know. I still will require the minimum cost so to not violate any user licensing agreements, but I think it is fair and hope you will too.

Anke Hatchuk
Dysfunctional Designs, 6/1/2012