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Thursday, August 29, 2013

Lazy autumn days are near!

And the Neighborhood delivers again!

We're setting out our all new The Neighborhood release a day early because of some unexpected RL company, and I hope you'll find the time to stop by & pick it up for the discount price of 200L$ before Sunday!

Let me tell you a little about one of my favorite new releases...

It includes 5 duo animations (2 users can sit) & 5 couple animations, a simple swing script, and is fully tintable - each cushion and the bottom cushion are individually tintable.

At 200L$, it is about as low as something with this many animations & features can go!

Monday, August 26, 2013

The First Harvest, Tuesday!

This week we've got one of our all-new "Harvest Buckets" on sale for a mere 25L$!

Regularly to be priced at 95L$, you can find the Squash variant at 25L$ until 11:59pm Tuesday night!

The other two variants - Apples & Corn - are available nearby and on display.

The classic manner for gathering & storing your fresh harvested goods... Buckets!

The Harvest Buckets line includes 6 options for each content type - a spilled and upright version of each of 3 colour variants.

Although each bucket is a mere 1 prim each, we HIGHLY DISCOURAGE linking them, as their prim count will almost certainly GO UP not down. This is because they're nicely detailed & 3D!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Releases Misplaced

Sooo... I maybe sorta forgot to write a blog & notice post over my not one, not two... but three new releases from Genre.
Maybe kinda.
Yeah... well, I was moving and had no internet, that is a good excuse, right?

Well! Here goes, all of these are discounted to 100L$ for the duration of the event, and are each 1 prim. That includes the giant and beautiful Fenghuang statue!

The prices for these will all go up once they're done at Genre, so I do encourage you to stop by and pick them up now!

Monday, August 19, 2013

25L$ Tuesdays~

Hi everyone!

Thank you all so much for your patience as I get moved over in RL, I did get internet today after a bumpy road but I am still unpacking and quite busy, so please have patience and be sure to email me or IM me inworld and I'll try to get back as soon as possible.

As usual, we have a lovely new 25L$ Tuesdays item available now! It is meant as a simple compliment for our new and on preview, but not yet for sale house! 

You'll find the house on display, shown as 6 prims with functional Kool-Doors, ready for your RP Advanced scripts.

The Essential Curtain Kit contains 8 pieces plus their AO maps, all items are fully tintable & you can export their files to make your own more advanced textures externally.

You'll receive a short, medium, and long length parted variety for both left and right, as well as short, medium, and long versions of the straight varieties. Furthermore, you'll get 2 lengths of simple rods to hang your curtains on.

These do not come preassembled, and you'll have to align them up yourself. This is a KIT with all of the pieces separate.

These will be sold regularly for 95L$, but you can get them for a deal at just 25L$ until 11:59pm SLT Tuesday night!

Monday, August 5, 2013

Ta-Da Tuesdays~

It's 25L$ Tuesdays again and we've got another one of our Weapons Rack series! A bow rack this time, these beautiful racks are full of baked shadows and lighting & low prim goodness!

Just 1 prim, mod & copy, and with  TWO variants! One with a quiver and a few spilled arrows~

You'll find it in the usual green tent across the pond!

Sunday, August 4, 2013

We Love Roleplay, Take 4!

We Love Roleplay, the specialty medieval fantasy & more event which has been a favorite for everyone is starting a next round!

For this event, we've decided to do an indoors item versus all of the outdoorsy we have done ones so far... And well, it ended up being a few items that we put together in one fantastic set!

The Wooden Plank Living Set is a 4 piece set, totalling at 1 prim per chair, table, rug, and a mere 2 per couch. That is just 5 prims to have a whole set out & on display!

Each the chair & couch have a small selection of PG, singles animations. The couch also has several couples poses of a PG nature, as well!

But what sets this Living Set apart is the texture change capabilities! Each set can come in one of 10 colours, or mix & match! The cushions, pillows, rug, and blanket on the table all change individually from eachother giving you near endless possibilities.

We also opted to leave this set as Copy & Modify so that you may tint the parts if you need. HOWEVER, please note that resizing anything other than the rug can and will break the item. Please do not resize the couch, table, or chair.

This set is priced at an affordable 575L$ and has been marked 25% off for the duration of We Love Roleplay, leaving it at just 432L$ for the entire month of August if you buy it at the event!

Interested in checking it out now? A demoable (can change colours) version is set out at our main store, near the Gardenbeds.

Friday, August 2, 2013

A new event!

The Neighborhood is a new weekly event that we will be participating in approximately every 4 weeks along with a bunch of other awesome creators - who, while mostly mainstream - make some amazing original creations. If you'd like to learn more, stop by our main store & give a click to the sign by the landing area.

Each round requires one new item marked for 200L$ and rounds will be on every Saturday at midnight, starting August 3rd, and end the same day at 11:59 PM, and during that time you can find the aforementioned new item at the front of our store.

Price will go up a little when the event ends.

This is our first time participating & the first time the event has happened this Saturday! I'm very excited and happy to release this item we've had out to tease you with for the past week - the Vineyard Grapes!

Each piece is not only a meager 1 prim on its own handling 3 plants each, standing at about 5m long & 2.5m high, but if you link two it is still one prim! (Though, please try to not link more than 2 as it isn't so generous after.)

The majority of this plant is in true 3D - the branches, the posts, ropes, and grapes! Of course, the leaves are alpha but we've done our best to minimize alpha flickering. 

They're really lush and beautiful looking & we hope you like them!