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Saturday, June 29, 2013

The Challenge - Garden item out now!

We first participated in the fun builders event called "The Challenge" last month, and although the theme was certainly a challenge to work with, we managed...

This month, however, "The Challenge" really wasn't so challenging! It was a Garden theme - and we have plenty of garden items already, so adding to that was natural.

Our release is the Gardening Table, a 2 prim piece with 2 animations and 4 textures you can choose from for the plants on the table. We're offering it for 215L$ at our main store, and you'll also be seeing it in Affiliates, Marketplace, and other vendors shortly.

If you're unfamiliar with our store, you can find it by following "The Challenge" event logo markers to our garden section across the pond.

I hope you'll keep your eyes out for our up and coming releases that will also look great in your garden from the Home Show SL event & We Love Role-Play events that we are participating in. We'll have more info for you about both of these events in the next week!

Monday, June 24, 2013

Let a little light into your life!

Do you have an empty wall? Inside or out, these facade or false windows will fill up that gap nicely, and with included lightbeam options - you can add a special touch of realism too!

Each version comes in tall or short variants, and with or without their lightbeams. At just one prim, and copyable and modifyable - can you afford to not?

Certainly not, as we're offering this as a regularly priced 150L$, but from now until 11:59pm Tuesday the 25th we're offering it for a meager 25L$ for 25L$ Tuesdays!

Maybe also for the fact that it's my RL birthday, yay!

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Two new items & a far away hunt

Three new items, and one is free for you this evening~
The new releases can be found only at our main store, but will arrive on MP & multi-panel vendors soon.
The hunt item is only at the 30L$ Saturdays Midsummer Fair hunt.

I have another new Garden Plot for you today! The Potato plant is something very highly requested, and here it is! 145L$, Copyable, & Fully 3D detailed: 

As well, we have a laundry line animated chore, and with the great 3D cloths that drape from it & a nice animation... Once you hear that it is just 1 prim, you'll see why it is so great! 135L$ & Copyable.

I've also put out a special recolour of a few pieces - call it a sampler pack - of our Paper Lanterns kit!

These "Special" Lanterns are only available currently through the 30L$ Saturdays Midsummer Fair hunt - find our stall and heed our hint: ''Laundry dries best in full sun'' and then these great items can be yours!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Mushrooms, Berries, & Carts - oh my!

We have three new Garden Plot offerings this week - two mushroom varieties with two colour variations each, and a strawberry patch! As usual, each is 145L$ and can be found in the garden patch of our main store!

As well, we have an extra special deal on the Wagon Carts which are also new in two colour variations, regularly priced at 125L$ - you can find it for a mere 25L$ for this weeks 25L$ Tuesdays!

All items will be on the Marketplace later this week, but are in affiliate & main store vendors now, so be sure to stop by our main store today~

Monday, June 10, 2013

25L$ Tuesdays!

It's that time again - you all know it if you've been shopping with us for long - 25L$ Tuesdays!

Each week we participate, we offer up an all original creation for a mere 25L$ for 24 hours until 11:59 pm SLT Tuesday night (or sometimes a little more, it's out early tonight!) 

This week we have the Market Tent!

Versatile & tintable - this detailed little tent is a meager 2 prims at a 5x5 footprint and 3m tall.

It comes with a grayscale texture applied which is very tintable and takes all varieties of colours well so that you can have variation with minimal work - furthermore, we've included the AO map inside of the tent so you can export it and make your own textures.

125L$ normally, copy & mod

Monday, June 3, 2013

New Stuff! We Love Roleplay & 25L$ Tuesdays~

The awesome We Love Roleplay event returns tomorrow at noon SLT with a fantastic slew of quality creators - some new, some old, but all of them great!

We're lucky to be included again in this round, you'll find us on the right hand side building " Tyrion's Victory " with two new releases~

The first is a 'version 2' of our original and exceptionally popular "Paper Lanterns"! You wanted round and cylindrical, classical shapes? We made them! This version has slightly less variants (no tabletop, no mixed trios) than the original, but the 10 complimenting textures akin to the originals. For this, it's normal price is a mere 150L$... BUT ACT NOW! (haha) because at the We Love Roleplay event, it's 25% Off! That brings it down to only 113L$ for the month of June!

The second, and one of my new favorite items, is the Gardenbed set. This 27 piece set features three types of beds - flowers (with 8 texture options), ferns, and empty for you to fill in with your other favorite plants, such as our garden plots or sunflowers. Each comes in 9 shapes for you to mix and match and create beautiful beds of greenery wherever you want - these would look great in a city walkway even!

We're also participating in 25L$ Tuesdays this week with a new release - a 2 prim Barrel Shower! Solo animated and a mere 2 prims.

Stop by our main store or the We Love Roleplay event soon!

All items will be on our Marketplace store soon at their regular prices.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Free Stuff

I just wanted to send out a reminder blog notice about some of the free stuff we have in our main store.

The majority of what I am posting requires you to be in our store group & wearing the tag to claim, but remember - joining our group is entirely free! We send out new free stuff fairly regularly, so do feel free to stay, I try to treat my customers right.

Stop by our main store in the specially labelled "Freebies" building, join our friendly little group, and claim some freebies!