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Saturday, September 22, 2012

Group-Freebie Retirement!

As many of you know, we have over half a dozen group exclusive freebies - predominantly mesh and made only by us, as well as over a dozen general release public freebies. These range mostly in furniture or gardening/landscaping goods.

Unfortunately, we do not have the time to redo our store in the near future, so at this point we need to conserve space, and so we are retiring certain group exclusive freebies. They may return in the future as either group or general release, or not at all. I cannot make promises once things enter the abyss that is my inventory. Some will, when retired, never return.

I plan to retire 1-4 of them this coming Monday the 24th of September - if you have one of them you fancy, please pick it up!! The general release ones are planned to stay as they are for the forseeable future so do not fret on them - they are available in any vendor.

I will not, and cannot address the giving out of these freebies once they are retired. I know we all hate limited edition things, and so do I too - but I feel it is for the better good of my sanity, so that there is room to add new awesome freebies! In the forseeable future, I plan to add an all mesh simple dining set to this section, and possibly a limited time chair.

So please join the group, and teleport over today!

Monday, September 17, 2012

New! 25L$ Tues & Freebie

Hi all again! A quiet week from us, but I have three items for you today... and one is free!

Firstly is a release of an item I've kept in my pocket for emergencies - and tonight with such a terrible ISP was it! The [DDD] Barrel Planter - Summer Squash will regularly retail for 135L$ but is on sale for Tuesday at just 25L$!

Next up we have a semi-new release, a compiled 1 prim netted barrel with speared fish. It will retail for 100L$ normally, and is again just 25L$ Tuesday only!

Finally is a new freebie - you'll find this in the vendors and at our main store in both the freebies section as well as by the Wash Basin display! It is a basic 1 prim mesh bath towel on the ground, to keep your floors from soaking as you wash down in our lovely new basin!

I hope to see you soon <3 p="p">

Friday, September 14, 2012

Double Review Rewards Weekend!

~This weekend only~

...The 14th, 15th, & 16th of September...

Double rewards for reviews! Our normal offer of 25L$ Gift Card for the review of a previously unreviewed item has been DOUBLED for only this weekend! 

A 50L$ Gift Card will be rewarded for each review of a previously unreviewed product, minimum price of 50L$. One gift card reward per day... so you have the opportunity to get 3!

Check out our Marketplace store, where every item we make is listed at the same prices and convenience as inworld... You can even get redeliveries of Marketplace purchases automatically by touching our redelivery vendors!

Please make sure you're logged in/can view mature listings, otherwise the Gorean tag will make it so you are unable to see them.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

1 Prim Candelabras & 1 Prim Fireplace...

1 Prim Candelabras & 1 Prim Fireplace...

...100% Mesh, minimally scripted, very low lag, affordable, timeless....

Now on the Marketplace!

You're able to find these new releases now available on the Marketplace as well as inworld, and all updated affiliates!

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Some new releases, & 1 Prim Fireplaces

Hello all!

This week I am happy to announce the addition of several new products to our [DDD] Dark Wooden line - a versatile set of products which will fit modern homes to medieval homes without looking out of place. All of these products - except the two featured at FaMESHed exclusively until the 28th of September (Chaise Longue & Nightstand with Candles) - are already available inworld for ease of purchase! They should be on the Marketplace by Monday night.

As well, all of our FREE Affiliate vendors are upgraded to them if they completed the process to set up one of our new updated options which are modifiable! Remember, if you do not see these new products in the vendor, it must be upgraded - they will eventually go defunct & not operate as well as not get any new products to them.

Without further ado, here are our latest additions to this beautiful & timeless set...

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

New Releases! 25L$ Tues & More

Hello again all!

This week we have several awesome new releases we urge you to come check out! We also have a new item on sale for 25L$ during the 25L$ Tues event. Check out the pics below! All of the items should be both on the Marketplace, as well as all current (updated) affiliate vendors & inworld store.

Please visit the inworld store to view all of the releases!

25L$ Tues Item:

New Release! 325L$, 2 prims, 10 textures, 7 anims!

 New Release! 145L$, 1/2 prims, 2 anims!

 New Release! 140L$, 1 prim each, modify & tintable!

 New Release! 225L$, 2 prims, 4 anims, & 2 wearable props!

Hope to see you soon, enjoy the new releases!