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Saturday, April 26, 2008


Oh! My poor blog I've left you alone for so long!
So much new stuff has happened! I'll try to be to the point, if I can!

I now support Second Life Relay for Life! http://SLRFL.org/
Check it out, and donate at my kiosk in the store!
I now also have a poll inworld, and you get a FREE Comfy/Cuddle chair by taking part in it! It's so simple, just answer how you heard of us! SLX, Groups, Search/Advertisement, Object (Rezzed inworld), Friend..!
I also have a LUCKY CHAIR and it gives you one of dozens of my items if your name is up!
I've updated my freebies, I don't have nearly as much anymore, this is to keep people from being in the group only for them!

I have a handful of new items!
I redid the infirmary and added new items such as a 3 pose infirmary cot, redid the fireplace, added a new bandage basket style, herbalist table redone, made a new style infirmary bookcase, redid the shelving.. It's beautiful now!

I also made a scribery belt, then later on made a scribery bag! It's so beautiful! One of a favorite hits right away, it is unisex!

We also created a nifty sweeping broom, it's 75L$ and you wear it.. and sweep! Another 'chore' like thing we have is the washbucket for the ground.. it doesn't even use a poseball!

Another item I made is a simple slaves bed, it's so adorable! Its a small wood frame with 2 pillows in a soft brown fur, and a padding underneath. It has 2 poseballs that can be used at the same time.. also has no poseballs!

Currently we're planning on RETIRING our beloved Iron Diamond Servery Set, our first servery to really make it big...
We wont be retiring the *SET* of it, with all items inside, but we are retiring it sold seperately...
Don't be sad though, we're working on potentially the best servery set avaliable in Second Life right now, and I could not be more thrilled by it! Unfortunately, it's going to be unbearably primmy... but it's so worth it. It's astonishingly detailed with so many accessories, I don't think there is any other servery in Second Life this beautiful or detailed.

Well, stay tuned, and stop by our store!

Take care!

Friday, April 18, 2008

I'm still alive!

I don't really have a lot of time, Matt (codered1200 Nemeth) is going back in like 3 days and I want to spend it with him. I have a fair amount of updates to do, so expect a really long long long long post or two, maybe 3 when I get back. I'm still alive, and still away. Remember, if you need me, email me at Nyalee.Mirrikh@gmail.com & don't forget to vote for the poll!

Saturday, April 5, 2008

If you're so inclined..

While the grid was down today...
I made a new poll..
I'd greatly appreciate if you answered it with the option that most applies to you.
It just helps me see where I need to focus my marketing skills toward to get more customers, since the grid is so loopy it's getting harder and harder to pay for the basic costs of keeping the store / sim open.
It only takes what, 10 seconds of your time, and it will be greatly appreciated.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

You have freebies? We do!

People have been questioning our freebies lately. We do have them, and they're simple and 100% free to get.
Yes, yes.. There is a catch.
You must be in our group to get!
I know, it's terrible and atrocious and sooooo much work.
I think it's worth it. Theres a lot inside, mostly retired items.
I'll list some below:
Gloomy Day Cloak & Hood
Sack of Candies & Sack with Nothing Inside
Tintable White Fuzzy Boots
1 Prim Books in 11 styles & Unique Textures

There is plenty more inside, you'll just have to take a peek. Where can you get them? Look at my Gorean Hearth & Home, Main Store, or Voltai Mountain Marketplace locations.
At my main store you'll have to look towards the giant "Dollfie" in the southwestern corner. She's noticable, leaning against the wall. At the other locations look for the "Freebie" sign. Give them a click and follow the instructions!